Last post wins!!!!!

[j_menz]

Well, around here it's considered rude to address someone as "it". Especially an accomplished musician.

Although I am notorious for calling people's infants "it", but an infant hardly could be considered a person yet...

Spiders don't like being referred to as "people". They regard it as somewhat insulting.

[outin]

Spiders don't like being referred to as "people". They regard it as somewhat insulting.

Who did you talk to? My source tells me that spiders think of themselves as THE people, we are just copycats...

[j_menz]

Who did you talk to? My source tells me that spiders think of themselves as THE people, we are just copycats...

This guy...

[outin]

This guy...

That guy is a complete fake! This is the one to talk to in your area:

[Bob]

*Bob posts, eyes closed.*

[outin]

*Bob posts, eyes closed.*

If you don't scroll up, you'll miss the almost naked pretty girl in one of those posts!

[perfect_pitch]

*** terrifying... I've seen a bloody funnel web once in our house. And their favourite past time is some how managing to stealthily enter your bathroom and wait on the ceiling until you next take a crap...

 

[j_menz]

*** terrifying...

That's a harmless little huntsman. 

[Bob]

*Bob wishes a swift death to all spiders.*  I care if they suffer.  It's just getting rid of them as soon as possible that I care about.

[outin]

 I've seen a bloody funnel web once in our house.

It's better to be polite to one of those...

The ones around here are usually quite friendly. The bite of the most poisonous one feels about the same as a wasp sting. They like water, but I don't think I've never actually encountered one.



Then again our snakes are quite lame as well compared to yours...



Time to give Bob a break and switch to reptiles?

[j_menz]

Time to give Bob a break and switch to reptiles?

Yeah. And it'll ward off the inevitable switch back to cats.

[outin]

Yeah. And it'll ward off the inevitable switch back to cats.

But isn't that a mouse?

Mice are cute as well



Actually it could be a rat, the ears look small for a mouse... But rats are also cute

[j_menz]

Erk!!

[outin]

This is more environmental friendly though...



or this...



and now we are back to cats...   

[j_menz]

and now we are back to cats...   

Are you seriously claiming cats are environmentally friendly? 

[Bob]

ew

[Bob]

For the cat.




Although I guess technically that's a real dog with some kind of rat-like growth on its back.   

[outin]

Are you seriously claiming cats are environmentally friendly? 

Of course!

[j_menz]

A blight in need of eradication.

[Bob]

I've heard of that.  Little beasts outside.

If they can kill spiders, they're all right.  But if they eat those spiders, then they should stay outside.  They're tainted cats.

[outin]

A blight in need of eradication.

Since when is killing animals not environmental friendly? The survival of environment is based on the circle of birth and death.


Besides...

[j_menz]

I've heard of that.  Little beasts outside.

If they can kill spiders, they're all right.  But if they eat those spiders, then they should stay outside.  They're tainted cats.

My quibble is that cat owners are sorely underrepresented in those billions.

[j_menz]

Since when is killing animals not environmental friendly?

What a bizarre insularity you Europeans are capable of at times.

[outin]

My quibble is that cat owners are sorely underrepresented in those billions.

True but not completely absent

[outin]

What a bizarre insularity you Europeans are capable of at times.

[j_menz]

True but not completely absent

It reads better without the "Scratch".

Oh, and...

[outin]

It reads better without the "Scratch".

Here you are then



I must admit though that my cats will only kill those who invade their space...

[Bob]

I heard something about a parasite cats have that their owners get too.  Makes them a little nuts, but they don't realize it.


Yep.... Here's a completely credible-looking article I just found but didn't bother to read much...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2099431/Is-cat-making-crazy-Feline-parasite-cause-schizophrenia-humans.html

[outin]

I heard something about a parasite cats have that their owners get too.  Makes them a little nuts, but they don't realize it.


Yep.... Here's a completely credible-looking article I just found but didn't bother to read much...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2099431/Is-cat-making-crazy-Feline-parasite-cause-schizophrenia-humans.html

Toxoplasmosis? You can get it from eating cat poo... So we all have it

[j_menz]

So we all have it

Not all of us are....



So, no. 

[perfect_pitch]

Can't believe it - type Roast duck into Google and you get 3 jillion picks of it...

Type Roast cat into Google and you still get pictures of cats acting cute in front of Barbeques and warm fireplaces...

I think Google's search function is broken.   

[j_menz]

Can't believe it - type Roast duck into Google and you get 3 jillion picks of it...

Type Roast cat into Google and you still get pictures of cats acting cute in front of Barbeques and warm fireplaces...

I think Google's search function is broken.   

Same with other search engines. Maybe the whole internet is rigged! 

[outin]

Not all of us are....



So, no. 

Then again you can also get it from raw meat

[outin]

Same with other search engines. Maybe the whole internet is rigged! 

Guess who did it...

[Bob]

241543903

[j_menz]

Then again you can also get it from raw meat

Oh, seriously.    No one eats raw meat like that.



.... is more like it.

[j_menz]

241543903

We've done that one before. 

All this exercise is rotting your brain.

[outin]

Now what are those green ones? 

[Bob]

I was thinking exercise produces shallower thinking.

[j_menz]

Now what are those green ones? 

Decoration. The same as anything green on a plate.

[outin]

Decoration. The same as anything green on a plate.

Your arteries?

[j_menz]

Your arteries?

Your point?



80% not green.

[outin]

Your point?



80% not green.

There's a lot of green in the melon!

But I must have forgotten...You are probably well covered...

[j_menz]

But I must have forgotten...You are probably well covered...

"Covered" is such a nice way of putting it. 

[Bob]

Interesting chart.  *Bob saves.*   

I've heard of fish, but not shrimp for heart health.

[outin]

Interesting chart.  *Bob saves.*   

I've heard of fish, but not shrimp for heart health.

Since shrimps and spiders are from the same family, I'm sure they are both just as good for your heart!

[j_menz]

Since shrimps and spiders are from the same family, I'm sure they are both just as good for your heart!

Shrimps by eating them, and spiders for getting it racing. 

[outin]

Shrimps by eating them, and spiders for getting it racing. 

The easiest exercise ever!

I wonder what would make my heart race...

[j_menz]

The easiest exercise ever!

I wonder what would make my heart race...

This does it for me....



If by "race" you mean "keep moving".

[outin]

This does it for me....



If by "race" you mean "keep moving".

We've been having a lot of thunder here lately...maybe I'll just