Last post wins!!!!!

[j_menz]

I mostly eat

Oh, you poor thing...

[outin]

Oh, you poor thing...

It's ok...Instead of black I usually choose

[Bob]

That's not dark chocolate....


At some point someone said, "Hey, let's eat some fish eggs!  Yum.  Oh, these are so good.  In fact, they're a delicacy... Not gross fish eggs."

[outin]

At some point someone said, "Hey, let's eat some fish eggs!  Yum.  Oh, these are so good.  In fact, they're a delicacy... Not gross fish eggs."

Why not fish eggs if

[goldentone]

[Bob]

Why not fish eggs if

True, esp. considering that egg is popping out of the same hole as everything else on a chicken. 

*Bob considers only eating eggs that are surgically removed from a chicken, sterile that way.*

I eat my eggs out of a carton anyway.  Lots of eggs, blended up.

*Bob ponders how many chicken butts all those eggs have touched.*


I will now steal the next post...

[j_menz]

I will now steal the next post...

Best look out for the....

[outin]

Talking about games...someone at work bought a piano game from a flee market for 3 euros...it actually includes a little plastic white grand that plays about 1,5 octaves...Didn't include the rules but we figured out you're supposed to play a tune from the cards picked (the keys are numbered). Then the others guess the tune... who ever thought of such a great fun 

If only the piano sounded like one instead of this ugly electric sound...and the keys are actually just buttons, not keys...

[j_menz]

If only the piano sounded like one instead of this ugly electric sound...and the keys are actually just buttons, not keys...

For three euros? 

[outin]

For three euros? 

It WAS a flea market...

[j_menz]

It WAS a flea market...

[outin]

 

Who wants a dog in their house anyway...

[Bob]

I'm eating....

[outin]

I'm eating....

Again?!?



I did google for "fat bob"...?

[j_menz]

Again?!?

Personal discount.

[outin]

BTW Bob...I have a tip for you that is sure to make you lose weight.

Just never eat while:
- Watching tv
- Reading
- Using the computer or any other device connected to internet

Unless you have figured out how to eat in your sleep or have a habit of eating while practicing, you will soon realize how boring eating actually can be 

Of course I would never follow my own advice, because who really  wants to lose all the carefully put on weight anyway? 

[Bob]

I already figured out how to lose weight.  The lazy way is just not to eat.  Less work that way.


When I eat, I'm usually sitting in front of the computer.

[Bob]

A little touch of class for this thread....



See those "mountains" in the background?  Know what they're made of?  It's not rock.  See the cows?

[outin]

See those "mountains" in the background?  Know what they're made of?  It's not rock.  See the cows?

We used to have such fun as kids stepping on these with bare feet  

[Bob]

I'm eating!

[outin]

I'm eating!

[Bob]

I see that and the food part of my brain says, "Hey, that looks like chocolate!  Looks like Nutella!"  And then the reality side knows what it is.  Cognitive dissonance ensues.


"In psychology, cognitive dissonance is the excessive mental stress and discomfort[1] experienced by an individual who (1) holds two or more contradictory beliefs, ideas, or values at the same time or (2) is confronted by new information that conflicts with existing beliefs, ideas, or values. Included, stress and discomfort may also arise within an individual who holds a belief and performs a contradictory action or reaction.[2]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance



Yes, I'm being caused excessive, undue mental stress here.

[outin]

Yes, I'm being caused excessive, undue mental stress here.

You need help!

[Bob]

I'm ok.  I found some chocolate.  Haha.

[j_menz]

I'm ok.  I found some chocolate.  Haha.

[outin]

[Bob]

[outin]

Bob should do what Bob is told!



or not...

[j_menz]

or not...

I suppose it will have to be that one, since creativity is frowned upon these days. 


Sigh,  the good old days....

[Bob]

Looks like they misspelled Bob there.

[j_menz]

Looks like they misspelled Bob there.

[outin]

Now which one do you want to be?

Nasty Bob...




or nice Bob

[j_menz]

Now which one do you want to be?

Nasty Bob...

or nice Bob

Me, I vote...

[lostinidlewonder]

You all should relax and play some piano in bed.

[perfect_pitch]

Pfffft... 

[goldentone]

So close to home. . . you can almost taste it.  

[visitor]

You all should relax and play some piano in bed.

can't too busy computing

[j_menz]

can't too busy computing

I made the mistake of googling "things to do in bed". 

[outin]

I made the mistake of googling "things to do in bed". 

And Google won't forget that 

[j_menz]

And Google won't forget that 

Nor would have I, but I got one of these...

[outin]

Nor would have I, but I got one of these...

I just use this

[visitor]

Things are looking up. 

[goldentone]

Things are looking up. 

 

How romantic.

[outin]

Things are looking up.

[goldentone]

[outin]

Tomorrow I'll go...



But no worry, I'll come back as a winner 

[j_menz]

Tomorrow I'll go...

I get better results here...

[visitor]

^ You'll need some peach butt for a well balanced meal.  Dispose of peach panties properly no one likes a peach butt litterer

[j_menz]

^ You'll need some peach butt for a well balanced meal.  Dispose of peach panties properly no one likes a peach butt litterer

 

[visitor]

no but pear babies are .  I would be scared of sleeping in the same house w these spawns of darkness lest they come alive in at night and try to kill me
*eesh