Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

 

And anyway, we all know vampires don't exist.     

[j_menz]

vampires don't exist.     

Some of us do.

[visitor]

Some of us do.

and you embrace diversity

[j_menz]

and you embrace diversity

We embrace anything with a neck and a reasonable cholesterol level.

[Bob]

That flame thrown cat is kind of hard to look at.  I'll pretend it's photoshopped.

[outin]

That flame thrown cat is kind of hard to look at.  I'll pretend it's photoshopped.

It's nothing compared to some of the things I've seen done to animals about to be eaten 

[j_menz]

It's nothing compared to some of the things I've seen done to animals about to be eaten 

Nor the quite appalling treatment meted out to living vegetables.

[Bob]

Vegetables are less conscious than animals.  I'm pretty sure of that.

Eating live fish... Ugh.   I ran across a video of that this weekend.  Didn't watch it.  If it's a quick kill, ok.  That.... ugh.   

[j_menz]

Vegetables are less conscious than animals.  I'm pretty sure of that.

Less mobile, usually, but what is consciousness that you can be so sure?

[outin]

Nor the quite appalling treatment meted out to living vegetables.

Look who's talking...or do you have some double standard for radish?  

[j_menz]

or do you have some double standard for radish?

Yes, following a nasty first encounter with Wasabi.

[perfect_pitch]

and you embrace diversity

The gay one...





[No offense to gays... but this bastard ruined the image of vampires for generations to come. I apologise if anyone thinks I'm slagging off all gay people - I'm not.]

[Bob]

Yeah... You have to scroll a bit to find a real vampire.

[outin]

Yeah... You have to scroll a bit to find a real vampire.

That's the hollowood version...here's the real deal:

[goldentone]

That would be Nosferatu.

[outin]

That would be Nosferatu.

Exactly. One of the real vampires that stalk you in the dark...Beware!

[quantum]

Nor the quite appalling treatment meted out to living vegetables.

The same can be said about living flowers.  Why would you decapitate a living plant just to satisfy an aesthetic fancy.

IMO scenes like this are disgusting:


Would you chop of your cat's leg and place it in a vase with water to admire it?

[outin]

Would you chop of your cat's leg and place it in a vase with water to admire it?

My cats do have rather pretty legs actually

But it might start smelling after a while...

[Bob]

You could probably get some kittens to stay in a contain similar to that.  No water.  No cutting involved.  Just have them stand, head up over the top.

[outin]

You could probably get some kittens to stay in a contain similar to that.  No water.  No cutting involved.  Just have them stand, head up over the top.

You mean like this:



This is more decorative though...

[Bob]

More like the first one but with more kittens.  A bouquet of kittens.

[perfect_pitch]

SERIOUSLY??? I post a picture of someone roasting a cat in an effort to stop with 'THE KITTEH' pictures, and we're STILL on the cat pictures???

Let's try level 2 then...





Can we get OFF posting kitty pictures?   

[Bob]

Knock it off God! Geez....



*Bob found a kitten bouquet so he's happy.*

[quantum]

Quantum is disappointed, they are not in a vase with water.   

[Bob]

This cat is protecting the dumb kittens who would go in head first.



Mm... Dang.... 

[outin]

What exactly is that thing eating the kitten's guts? Just tell me and I start looking for images of them instead

[j_menz]

What exactly is that thing eating the kitten's guts? Just tell me and I start looking for images of them instead

It's a zombie brick.

[outin]

It's a zombie brick.

Here you are then:



A lot more where that came from...

[Bob]

I thought it was Domo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domo_(NHK)


I'm not sure exactly what it is.  Maybe it is a brick.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=domo-kun





It's quite scary.    I'm going to have nightmares now.


Actual video, if anyone's interested....

*Bob was thinking the same thing as the youtube commenter....  White rice, carbs, not healthy....*

I thought Domo was some evil character.  This thing look likes like a brown turd kids' character.  Turd with teeth.

*Bob continues watching Domo...*

[j_menz]

I thought it was Domo.

Hmm. So it seems. At least it appears to be edible.

[outin]

Hmm. So it seems. At least it appears to be edible.

I cannot stop wondering what evolutionary benefits there are from having a mouth that apparently doesn't close at all... He runs around a lot, so maybe he get part of his nourishment from insects flying into his mouth?

[j_menz]

maybe he get part of his nourishment from insects flying into his mouth?

Or other small critters...

[outin]

Or other small critters...

But why have such big teeth if you cannot actually chew? Just to scare the enemies I guess...

[j_menz]

But why have such big teeth if you cannot actually chew? Just to scare the enemies I guess...

Not all teeth are for chewing.

[outin]

Not all teeth are for chewing.

Those are for cutting (as well as holding the prey), but they only work because the mouth closes...

[j_menz]

Those are for cutting (as well as holding the prey), but they only work because the mouth closes...

Actually, they're for puncturing already securely held prey, and they only work when the mouth is open.

[outin]

Actually, they're for puncturing already securely held prey, and they only work when the mouth is open.

Well, not sure for this particular one, but with other Felines the upper canines work like scissors together with the lower canines to cut meet.

[j_menz]

with other Felines the upper canines work like scissors together with the lower canines to cut meet.

Only the uncivilised ones...

[perfect_pitch]

And... now we're back to cats.

[quantum]

I cannot stop wondering what evolutionary benefits there are from having a mouth that apparently doesn't close at all...

It makes it easier to throw in the oxygen tank.  Position oneself on sinking boat, aim rifle... 

[j_menz]

Come to mine. It needs dusting. You can be "Minion 298759682349889729134".

[Bob]

Thus began the Great Cat Roundup of '14 on PianoStreet...

[visitor]

[Bob]

This is one of the dumbest things we've posted.       Catching virtual cats.  Haha.   

[Bob]

[visitor]

*Secret's out....

[j_menz]

[Bob]

All right.  Everybody stop taking cats from this guy.  Geez.

[outin]

[j_menz]

Resistance, disguises, hiding... all is futile.  Behold! I have....



Bwahahahaha!