Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, well like I totally could do it if I wanted to like not watching a Star Wars every day.

I bet if you had a dog you'd name it iPad because of being a nerd.

Oh boy... this is too easy. You accuse me of being a nerd yet you watch a Star Wars every day...

This may help...

https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-Viewed-As-a-Nerd

[outin]

The relevance of this picture?
There is none...which is always appropriate on this thread.

[perfect_pitch]

Okay... allow me to add this one in.

[j_tour]

No.

I found Scott Thorson, and he is sixty years young.

He is a good piano entertainment and much not a nerd.

Don't eating all the spaghetti and fried chickens with Cheetos dust on fingers like nerds on a Star War gaming quest.

[perfect_pitch]

Don't eating all the spaghetti and fried chickens with Cheetos dust on fingers like nerds on a Star War gaming quest.

I'll come back when you learn to English properly.   

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Nah - too subtle. I was thinking more like this:

[outin]

Nah - too subtle. I was thinking more like this:

That guy looks just like my old boss...

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Well, Bob - if you don't have a strong stomach... I'd recommend this thread.

https://www.realfairies.net/category/fairymagic

 

[outin]

Well, Bob - if you don't have a strong stomach... I'd recommend this thread.

https://www.realfairies.net/category/fairymagic

 

Fairies can be so cute

[ranjit]

Fairies can be so cute

lol tbh that actually looks rather cute. More afraid than frightening.

[perfect_pitch]

lol tbh that actually looks rather cute. More afraid than frightening.

Yes - until you notice that he doesn't have hair, and that the red mass on top of his head is the blood of his enemies.

His eyes also suggest he's done way too many shots of espresso and hasn't had any sleep.

I was going to find something cute to post, but all I could find was a evil unicorn who breathed fire while being ridden by a feline holding a golden desert eagle.

Don't believe me? Here:

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[outin]

Cats can be dangerous...

[perfect_pitch]

Cats can be dangerous...

Damnit... you are NOT going to make me go 'AWWWW' to a cat picture. Not in a MILLION YEARS!!!

[outin]

Damnit... you are NOT going to make me go 'AWWWW' to a cat picture. Not in a MILLION YEARS!!!

Not even in a million cats?

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Not even in a million cats?

Sorry Outin... you know the general rule. While one spider may be cute:



A million is just HORRIFYING!!!



As for Bob... I'm not going to acknowledge that... you're just jealous I have perfect pitch.   

[outin]

Damn it, it's getting too hot to do anything, including posting...

[Bob]

I've seen enough.  I'm not scrolling up any farther.

[perfect_pitch]

I've seen enough.  I'm not scrolling up any farther.

Hey - you brought up the subject of swarms of things... I just wanted to contribute.

And just to verify, you meant that in connection with this:



 

[outin]

Hey - you brought up the subject of swarms of things... I just wanted to contribute.

And just to verify, you meant that in connection with this:

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What a bob way of posting...you in all people!

[perfect_pitch]

I swear I checked that image when I posted... I always do.

[Bob]

[outin]

Good work Bob! It's almost a pity not to let that be the last post...but can't let you win, can I ?

[perfect_pitch]

We finally get a selfie of Bob. I'd always wondered what he looked like.

No wonder he has trouble with technology.     

[Bob]

I think I was looking of swarm of jackasses there.

[perfect_pitch]

SPEAKING OF SWARM!!!

[outin]

SPEAKING OF SWARM!!!

Is it really needed to repeat yourself?

Here's something new for bob

[perfect_pitch]

The thread is last post wins... I'm willing to use any means necessary to win.

If it means having to repeat myself, then so be it.

[outin]

The thread is last post wins... I'm willing to use any means necessary to win.

If it means having to repeat myself, then so be it.

Oh well, whatever works for you!

[perfect_pitch]

Hey - there's a reason I keep winning this thread...

I'm one persistent MOTHER******!!!

[outin]

Hey - there's a reason I keep winning this thread...

I'm one persistent MOTHER******!!!

Ever heard of SISU?

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

Ever heard of SISU?

And that stands for...

[thalbergmad]

Bollocks

[outin]

And that stands for...

People of my kind will not give in no matter what happens...so there's no way you'll last long enough to win this...I will even post from my grave if necessary.

[perfect_pitch]

People of my kind will not give in no matter what happens...so there's no way you'll last long enough to win this...I will even post from my grave if necessary.

I'd like to see that...

[Bob]

People of my kind...

[outin]

I'd like to see that...

Are you sure?

[outin]

Americans...There's no genetic base for dividing people into races, so I don't see how it could even be? My people come in different shapes and sizes. The fact that most have light skin is hardly relevant in this matter.

[Bob]

Ugh, that's racist too.  I'm being singled out as American now. 


Haha.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm being singled out as American now. 

You're being singled out, but not because anyone's racist...

...it's because your country is now run by a broodish, petulant twat with a god-awful hair-piece.

 

[ranjit]

You're being singled out, but not because anyone's racist...

...it's because your country is now run by a broodish, petulant twat with a god-awful hair-piece.

 

Yep, I've always fantasized about a secret musician door knock which is a 4 by 3 polyrhythm. Or better still, 7 by 5. Or a 21 by 20 (cue Jacob Collier)

[perfect_pitch]

Yep, I've always fantasized about a secret musician door knock which is a 4 by 3 polyrhythm. Or better still, 7 by 5. Or a 21 by 20 (cue Jacob Collier)

I like that. I might put that on my door - give a prize to whoever can knock it out at speed...

Although I do also work with Primary school students, so I doubt they'd be getting it anytime soon.

[outin]

I like that. I might put that on my door - give a prize to whoever can knock it out at speed...

Although I do also work with Primary school students, so I doubt they'd be getting it anytime soon.

But that's no reason not to charge them

[perfect_pitch]

True...

[outin]

True...

While they are knocking you can spend the time trying to win this thread...equally desperate attempts 

[georgey]

While they are knocking you can spend the time trying to win this thread...equally desperate attempts 

Speaking of knocking:

Me: Knock, Knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Me. And me wins this thread!   

[outin]

Speaking of knocking:

Me: Knock, Knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Me. And me wins this thread!   

Say hello to me for me...and say I'm sorry for taking away his/her win!