Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Me: Me. And me wins this thread!   

Somewhere is an English teacher, facepalming herself so hard over your statement that she probably believes that at best, you're a Monkey who has managed to understand basic English and are capable of typing.

You're playing against foes you cannot possibly hope to defeat.

[georgey]

Somewhere is an English teacher, facepalming herself so hard over your statement that she probably believes that at best, you're a Monkey who has managed to understand basic English and are capable of typing.

You're playing against foes you cannot possibly hope to defeat.

Methinks me no monkey.  Methinks me win. 

[perfect_pitch]

Methinks I am right...   

[outin]

I thinks all you are loose!

[perfect_pitch]

I thinks all you are loose!

After a few drinks... I usually am.   

[outin]

After a few drinks... I usually am.   

[perfect_pitch]

I don't have any jeans... is that a problem?

[outin]

I don't have any jeans... is that a problem?

I'm sure your tight boxers will have the same effect

[Bob]

*Bob regrets scrolling up instead of just posting again.* 

And now the formatting's screwed up for the whole page again.  Nice job.

[outin]

*Bob regrets scrolling up instead of just posting again.* 

And now the formatting's screwed up for the whole page again.  Nice job.

Elephants are big, so what can we do? Post more spiders instead?

[perfect_pitch]

Outin - that may take the 'worst picture ever posted on this thread' record.

One question though - does it come in different sizes? I mean the waist looks like the right size for me, but the rest looks a little... tight.



 

[outin]

Outin - that may take the 'worst picture ever posted on this thread' record.

One question though - does it come in different sizes? I mean the waist looks like the right size for me, but the rest looks a little... tight.

 

Worried about your morals now?

Can you knit? You can always make your own...

[perfect_pitch]

Can you knit? You can always make your own...

How many guys do you know that can knit?!?

I can count on my fingers the amount of guys I know who knit...

ZERO!!!

[outin]

How many guys do you know that can knit?!?

I can count on my fingers the amount of guys I know who knit...

ZERO!!!

You don't move in the right circles bro...

[perfect_pitch]

Of all the hobbies to take up - knitting seems the least interesting.

I guess I have more interesting friends than you, Outin.     

[Bob]

It's Plinky the knit piano.  Oh boy.   

[outin]

Of all the hobbies to take up - knitting seems the least interesting.

I guess I have more interesting friends than you, Outin.     

I wouldn't even call it a hobby, it's a useful skill, especially in the colder climates...and it's also great past time when one is bored, like when forced to sit on lectures. Not that I usually did...

[perfect_pitch]

I wouldn't even call it a hobby, it's a useful skill, especially in the colder climates...

I live in Australia... the only time it's going to be cold here is when Nuclear Winter arrives.

[outin]

I live in Australia... the only time it's going to be cold here is when Nuclear Winter arrives.

And when it does, I won't be there to knit woolen boxers for you...

[perfect_pitch]

I'm a Scotsman who lives in Australia. When Nuclear Winter comes, you can knit your own damn woolen boxers - because I won't need them.

[outin]

I'm a Scotsman who lives in Australia. When Nuclear Winter comes, you can knit your own damn woolen boxers - because I won't need them.

I've heard about spotted dick...how about frozen dick?

[georgey]

It's Plinky the knit piano.  Oh boy.   

Georgey attempts to redirect the knitting discussion by focusing attention to Bob's fine knitted items.  He also attempts to win this thread.  Not sure how successful he will be. 

[perfect_pitch]

He also attempts to win this thread.  Not sure how successful he will be. 

Perfect_Pitch is ever watchful, ever elusive and always vigilante and laughs at Georgey's pitiful attempt to win the thread.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Seriously - I had the win for the last 4 days and you had to ruin it...

Why did you have to ruin it?

[outin]

Seriously - I had the win for the last 4 days and you had to ruin it...

Why did you have to ruin it?

Here's a fitting image...

[perfect_pitch]

Problem is - I've succeeded many times... it's you that's repeatedly suffering defeat.

[outin]

Problem is - I've succeeded many times... it's you that's repeatedly suffering defeat.

Then again, I will always bounce back...

[lostinidlewonder]

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIe IIIIIII....... will always... love.. youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[perfect_pitch]

That was just terrible singing - no wonder you don't deserve to win this thread.

[visitor]

dear pp
here is an ear with ear shaped earrings wearing earrings

luv
he that visits

[perfect_pitch]

It's like the Inception movie...

except not as interesting.

[outin]

Damn google...but I win anyway!

[Bob]

PerfectPitch doesn't like cats, so I'll post dogs.  Here's a dog pic for PerfectPitch.

[perfect_pitch]

Dogs are dopey... I prefer owls.

[georgey]

Dogs are dopey... I prefer owls.

Owls are okay... I prefer chickens.

[insert picture of chicken here]

[perfect_pitch]

Owls are okay... I prefer chickens.

[insert picture of chicken here]

I wouldn't eat an owl though - I love them too much. Chickens - well, they're expendible... and edible.   

[georgey]

I wouldn't eat an owl though - I love them too much. Chickens - well, they're expendible... and edible.   

Thanks for not commenting on my lack of picture posting skills.  I will say that your last picture shows a fine bunch of owls (both 1 eye and 2 eye types).  I would never eat those.

[outin]

I will eat anything if there's enough chili

[perfect_pitch]

Thanks for not commenting on my lack of picture posting skills.

That's okay - that's Bob's thing. Always funny when it happens.

[Bob]

*Bob pulls up a chair for PerfectPitch.*   

[perfect_pitch]

If that's how you sit on chairs at home Bob, then getting your prostate examined in later years is going to be a cakewalk.

 

[georgey]

*Bob pulls up a chair for PerfectPitch.*   

I think Bob's pictures are upside down. 

[perfect_pitch]

I think Bob's pictures are upside down. 

No... I genuinely believe that Bob sits like that at home. May also explain why he has had trouble embedding pictures in the past on this thread.   

[Bob]

No, I'm positioning the pictures so Perfect_Pitch sees them right side up.

[perfect_pitch]

That's not quite how Physics and gravity works Bob... but good theory.



 

[lostinidlewonder]

The wheels on the bus go round and round tho.

[perfect_pitch]

The wheels on the bus go round and round tho.

It doesn't if it runs out of petrol.     

[Bob]

We're still on this page?  I thought you guys would have flipped to the next one by now.

[Bob]

https://www.class-it-up.com