Last post wins!!!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_menz]

Heavens no! I'm...

[lostinidlewonder]

No I think more suspicious... very very suspicious.

[j_menz]

No I think more suspicious... very very suspicious.

Perfection has a habit of looking like that to the less perfect. Sorry. Here have a....

[outin]

Perfection has a habit of looking like that to the less perfect. Sorry. Here have a....

Is that snow?

[lostinidlewonder]

*Watches Jmenz put a lighter under the spoon

[outin]

*Watches Jmenz put a lighter under the spoon

Wonders...When the snow melts, will it spill over?

[perfect_pitch]

Perfection has a habit of looking like that to the less perfect. Sorry. Here have a....

Mmmmm... That could hit the spot.

[j_menz]

 

Of course, now it's...

[Bob]

Hmm... Mary Poppins looks a little younger than I remember....

And a little reality check with the current actress...
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000267/?ref_=tt_cl_t1


I could use some of those magic animals and birds that appear in Disney movies to help clean up places.  "Just a bucket full of bleach makes the toilet smell nicer... Have it little birds.  And don't spill any bleach anywhere.  Not one drop.  And... a little less chirping, a little more work, eh?   You!  Squirrels!  I want you to move these 60 pound dumbbells to the other side of the room.  No... Not you raccoon.  You look like you've got rabies.  I don't like the look of you.  You're out."

[j_menz]

Hmm... Mary Poppins looks a little younger than I remember....

[Bob]

Yep.  Mary Poppins and Morticia Addams...


Some quick/rough math...

Julie Andrews, born in 1935.
Mary Poppins is from 1964.
So she was about 29 years old.
About 79 now.

Addams family... also 1964.  1964-66.
Carolyn Jones (I) (1930–1983)
She would have been about 34-36.
Died at age 53 though.

source: imdb of course.



Bingo....  Makes sense.     *Bob thinks he shouldn't start getting used to saying bingo...*

[j_menz]

     *Bob thinks he shouldn't start getting used to saying bingo...*

Yep...

[Bob]

She's not looking young.

There must be some age where it's just old.  Maybe 70+... ish?  At some point it's not really mattering so much.  I suppose the lady in the pic above could be 80+ though.  And then there's the 120-year type of old where if they get breathed on, they'll die. 

Either way, that does not look like a good future.  They're going to have to figure out how to reverse and/or slow/halt aging.  Or else figure out how to transfer us out of bodies that only last 120 year max. 

[outin]

They're going to have to figure out how to reverse and/or slow/halt aging. 

Hmmm...I really don't mind aging as long as most parts work...it's the dying thing that should be reversed...

Or else figure out how to transfer us out of bodies that only last 120 year max. 

I wouldn't mind transferring my conscience into a completely virtual reality. As soon as the technology is ready, I'll sign up. After making sure there's a proper back up plan...and virus pretention 

[j_menz]

I wouldn't mind transferring my conscience into a completely virtual reality. As soon as the technology is ready, I'll sign up. After making sure there's a proper back up plan...and virus pretention 

So are we to look forward to the iOutin, the Outin for Android, or the Microsoft Outin 3.2?

[outin]

So are we to look forward to the iOutin, the Outin for Android, or the Microsoft Outin 3.2?

That sounds good! I'll soon be in everyone's pockets

[j_menz]

That sounds good! I'll soon be in everyone's pockets

And fitted with an "off" switch.

[perfect_pitch]

And a little reality check with the current actress...
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000267/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

You do realise that photo as taken when she was 72... and she still looks bloody fantastic for her age.

[j_menz]

for her age.

The three most dispiriting words in English.

[outin]

And fitted with an "off" switch.

[j_menz]

Which munchkin are you?

[outin]

Which munchkin are you?

A shortlegged cat?

[j_menz]

A shortlegged cat?

You have a one track mind. Not that kind of Munchkin, the one's in the video.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchkin.

[outin]

You have a one track mind. Not that kind of Munchkin, the one's in the video.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchkin.

Do not see video on the phone...which is also why did not post cat picture this time

[j_menz]

on the phone...which is also why did not post cat picture this time

I suddenly hate them less. If only slightly.

[outin]

I suddenly hate them less. If only slightly.

Cats or phones?

[j_menz]

Cats or phones?

Phones. Cats haven't moved.

[outin]

Phones. Cats haven't moved.

Well, I'm back with the pc and here's a munchkin phone for you 

[Bob]

If not the right model of phone but... If you bend that phone, you bend that cat...

[goldentone]

[goldentone]

High in the Sierra Nevadas, I am dangerously and excitedly close to jazz hands. . .

But the brave go on.

[visitor]

...excitedly close to jazz hands. . .

But the brave go on.

[perfect_pitch]

Is that why the call them Jazz hands... because Jazz pianists just walk up to pianos and wave their fingers in a random order hoping to play something decent???

 

[outin]

Hands for complex piano music?

[perfect_pitch]

Holy crap - it's like the Mandelbrot pattern...

Except far more f@#$ing terrifying.

[goldentone]

[goldentone]

[perfect_pitch]

OK... If we're posting pictures of random food products...



ENJOY!!!

[Bob]

[j_menz]

Haggis.

Properly served thus...

[Bob]

Behold!  The terrifying realities of nature...

[Bob]

Then a random kakapo wandered through the forum one day...




They're flightless, nocturnal, and they stink.  Survival of the fittest.... Actually not.  They're dying off, but I wonder how they managed to survive this long.

[goldentone]

Try this after years of privation. . .

 

[j_menz]

[outin]

There's no such thing as too much beer!

[j_menz]

There's no such thing as too much beer!

If you say so.....

[perfect_pitch]

There's no such thing as too much beer!

Oh yes, there is.

[perfect_pitch]

If you say so.....

Oh bloody hell - I didn't even see that when I posted mine - that's bloody hilarious.

[outin]

If you say so.....

Ok, I guess I was wrong...