Last post wins!!!!!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Well... for your information I've been slowly inserting middle finger emojis into all of my posts recently How you didn't see them I don't know but that's on you

Don't even try it.
I've got the quotes to prove that you're full of sh*t, and editing your posts (missed 2, by the way ) isn't going to help.
But sure, by all means dig yourself deeper. I'm sure everyone thinks it's hilarious.

[perfect_pitch]

Well... if I gave a damn what you thought, I'd be in tears right now... sobbing into my pillow and wondering how I ever sunk so low; furious that you saw me for the fraud that I was...

...but I don't give a good-god damn... so I don't give a sh*t.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

furious that you saw me for the fraud that I was...

Not just me who sees you as a liar...

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but the others on this forum have put up and accepted my antics for years; a decade at least in fact.

I've built up their trust and they can forgive a few little white lies here and there.

You haven't earned that level of trust though... you're still an outsider.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Yeah, but the others on this forum have put up and accepted my antics for years; a decade at least in fact.

I've built up their trust and they can forgive a few little white lies here and there.

No excuses.

[gasplamey]

I don't think anyone ever thought of brushing their teeth as foreplay...

...unless one's really desperate.

Don't even try it.
I've got the quotes to prove that you're full of sh*t, and editing your posts (missed 2, by the way ) isn't going to help.
But sure, by all means dig yourself deeper. I'm sure everyone thinks it's hilarious.

Who edited the post.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Who edited the post.

Is it not obvious? This isn't even the first time this WEEK that he's edited a post out of shame for lying/being wrong.

[perfect_pitch]

Is it not obvious? This isn't even the first time this WEEK that he's edited a post out of shame for lying/being wrong.

Again... I refer you to my earlier post...

Well... if I gave a damn what you thought, I'd be in tears right now... sobbing into my pillow and wondering how I ever sunk so low; furious that you saw me for the fraud that I was...

...but I don't give a good-god damn... so I don't give a sh*t.

And given how many times you merely posted the word 'win' in an attempt to "win" this thread... I'm more than happy to keep this post in rotation for years to come.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

And given how many times you merely posted the word 'win' in an attempt to "win" this thread... I'm more than happy to keep this post in rotation for years to come.

I can say the same thing for this.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but mines funnier.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Yeah, but mines funnier.

You have a weird sense of humor...

[j_tour]

Rub your teeth vigorously with a soft, moist cloth.

Don't hesitate to add more lubricating moisture if the buccal cavity becomes dry.

Repeat several times daily.

[perfect_pitch]

You have a weird sense of humor...

If you think I'm weird, then you haven't seen ANYTHING yet. J_Tour has sometimes had me speechless...

Genuinely speechless...

[lostinidlewonder]

Blaaaaaaaah!!! Are you not aware I get farty and bloated from your bickering?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

If you think I'm weird, then you haven't seen ANYTHING yet. J_Tour has sometimes had me speechless...

Genuinely speechless...

I'm aware that j_tour is a creep.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm aware that j_tour is a creep.

I didn't say he was a creep... I just said...

Well, I guess I didn't say anything specific but I implied that he's...       different.

But I never said J_Tour was a creep - for the record.

[j_tour]

But I never said J_Tour was a creep - for the record.

Maybe a pervert, but not a creep.  Multiple woman have complimented me on my achievements.

Many of those women are married with children, but I forgive them.

I happen to be noted for my physical and verbal restraint at numerous ecosystems.

[perfect_pitch]

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Maybe a pervert, but not a creep.  Multiple woman have complimented me on my achievements.

Many of those women are married with children, but I forgive them.

What are you implying here... ?!

[perfect_pitch]

I tend not to ask... I really, REALLY don't want to know.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I tend not to ask... I really, REALLY don't want to know.

Fair point.

[gasplamey]

The hell did I miss?

[j_tour]

The hell did I miss?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

The hell did I miss?

Haven't you said that every single time you've been gone for a while?

[perfect_pitch]

The hell did I miss?

You missed being in the moment... the moment is gone and is now dead.

Knowing that - I hope it haunts you for the rest of your life.

You missed out on so much, and because of that - your life is poorer for having not being part of it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

You missed being in the moment... the moment is gone and is now dead.

Knowing that - I hope it haunts you for the rest of your life.

You missed out on so much, and because of that - your life is poorer for having not being part of it.

I don't think there was a deeper meaning to "The hell did I miss?"

[perfect_pitch]

I don't think there was a deeper meaning to "The hell did I miss?"

I think there was...   

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I think there was...   

Pretty sure you would be wrong.

Really though, who's to say what goes on inside gasplamey's head other than gasplamey himself?

[j_tour]

I just nuked my toilet into glass with nuclear grade emissions.

Yes, I blame me.

[perfect_pitch]

I just nuked my toilet into glass with nuclear grade emissions.

Yes, I blame me.

We all blame you... even people you haven't met blame you.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I just nuked my toilet into glass with nuclear grade emissions.

Yes, I blame me.

We all blame you... even people you haven't met blame you.

LMAO

On a completely different topic, did anyone else here watch the DNC?

[perfect_pitch]

LMAO

Glad to have made you smile... and no, I don't know what the DNC is, and thus didn't watch it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

don't know what the DNC is

Democratic National Convention.

[frodo5]

LMAO

On a completely different topic, did anyone else here watch the DNC?

Yes.  Kamala Harris speech was the greatest speech I've ever heard live.  Moved me to tears.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Yes.  Kamala Harris speech was the greatest speech I've ever heard live.  Moved me to tears.

Are you and frodo4 the same person?

[frodo5]

Are you and frodo4 the same person?

Frodo1 => Frodo2 => Frodo3 => Frodo4 => Frodo5.  I have now reached level 5 in the Frodo world. 

Also pleased to announce:

The average of the 6 biggest betting sites now has Harris ahead of Trump 50.5% to 48.0% as I type.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Frodo1 => Frodo2 => Frodo3 => Frodo4 => Frodo5.  I have now reached level 5 in the Frodo world. 

lol

Also pleased to announce:

The average of the 6 biggest betting sites now has Harris ahead of Trump 50.5% to 48.0% as I type.

On that topic, Allan Lichtman's 13 Keys to the White House currently has Harris up 7 to 3. She only needs to get one more true key before she becomes the projected winner. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Keys_to_the_White_House

[perfect_pitch]

The average of the 6 biggest betting sites now has Harris ahead of Trump 50.5% to 48.0% as I type.

Maybe the world is not doomed after all... and that maybe there are intelligent people in America...

Although, still can't believe 48% of people may STILL be voting for Trump.   🤦🏻‍♂️

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Although, still can't believe 48% of people may STILL be voting for Trump.   ‍♂️

Blame it on the neo-Nazis.

[chopin39]

This post is a test to make sure my account works.
Pay it no mind for the purposes of this contest. Good luck to all of you!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Well, in that case...

win

[perfect_pitch]

This post is a test to make sure my account works.
Pay it no mind for the purposes of this contest. Good luck to all of you!

No problem - and thanks for wishing everyone good luck. They'll need it since I'll ultimately win this thread.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

They'll need it since I'll ultimately win this thread.

Maybe in your wildest dreams.
You're about 15 years my senior, so I should be able to keep going at this thread for about 15 years more than you.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah... well you young ones rot your brain with *** Tik-Tok and idiotic social media. I'll still have an IQ above 150 in my golden years, while you'll be trying to swipe right on the front cover of your nearest book wondering why the pages don't automatically transition to the next page.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Yeah... well you young ones rot your brain with *** Tik-Tok and idiotic social media. I'll still have an IQ above 150 in my golden years, while you'll be trying to swipe right on the front cover of your nearest book wondering why the pages don't automatically transition to the next page.

That's gen Z and gen Alpha.
So not me.

[chopin39]

No we don't!
At least, I don't.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

No we don't!
At least, I don't.

Yeah you do.
A lot.

[perfect_pitch]

That's gen Z and gen Alpha.
So not me.

How old are you if you're not Gen Z or Gen Alpha???

[liszt-and-the-galops]

How old are you if you're not Gen Z or Gen Alpha???

I'm one of the youngest Millennials.

[j_tour]

I'm one of the youngest Millennials.

That's vile.

Here, go do something like this: