Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

I didn't say Wesley Willis wasn't real... I just said he's reposted than more people would like...

...and his music is ANYTHING but spectacular.

Derivative, bland, mundane... sure; but who couldn't forget those great tracks like 'suck a cheetah's dick' or 'my mother smokes crack'... you know, wholesome music.

Why aren't the good kids listening to this type of stuff? Surely this is the type of stuff that gets their jammy-jam on.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

The loser loses x1000 while trying to sound tough with use of language. So mature
x

[perfect_pitch]

blah blah blah... some inane nonsense... yada yada yada

Let's lighten the load a bit with a bit of humour - I've often liked the TV show Scrubs... and one elegant piece of video comes to mind every time you open you mouth.

[In case you find it hard to follow, I'm J.D. the cool guy, and you're the dorky guy with the glasses - I forget his name because no one cares what his name is]

[lostinidlewonder]

[In case you find it hard to follow, I'm J.D. the cool guy, and you're the dorky guy with the glasses - I forget his name because no one cares what his name is]

Except irl you wear glasses a look like the "dorky" guy as you put it.

go to 1:30 in the video I'm sure you'll appreciate it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Yes I'm sure I said
"blah blah blah... some inane nonsense... yada yada yada"
at some point before this post. You definitely didn't lie by changing the quote to something else x1000000.

[j_tour]

Et ne nos inducas in tentationem.  Confiteor.

The majesty of song.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Slightly early congrats on 4,000 posts, j_tour.

[perfect_pitch]

Still... no ones going to click that link. It's like clicking one of those email links that promise you're the heir to some nigerian prince's fortune worth $9 million. You know it's not going to end well...

[j_tour]

You know it's not going to end well...

Sure it is. 

Is gambling against your creed, or do you want to put up?

I'm not giving you odds, though. 

[perfect_pitch]

I haven't clicked a Wesley Willis video in my life... when I say the title of 'suck a dogs dick', I knew that music wasn't for me.

I'll put it in the list of 'music I sure as sh*t don't want to hear as long as I live, along with Xenakis and Sorabji...

[j_tour]

I haven't clicked a Wesley Willis video in my life... when I say the title of 'suck a dogs dick', I knew that music wasn't for me.

I know what you mean!  It's hard to admit sometimes....even to oneself. 

You've been tempted, but you've "resisted."

Your honor is unbesmirched.

Sorabji...

whiskey tango foxtrot did you just say?  I thought it was pretty clear we don't use that kind of language here.

All right, fine.  That jackass SOB is going to swoop in like a flying monkey with a bunch of twaddle.

But you invited it!

It's a simple rule!

Errrrrrrgh.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I sure as sh*t don't want to hear [Xenakis] as long as I live

...


Shut the f*ck up.

[perfect_pitch]

I know what you mean!  It's hard to admit sometimes....even to oneself. 

You've been tempted, but you've "resisted."

Your honor is unbesmirched.

whiskey tango foxtrot did you just say?  I thought it was pretty clear we don't use that kind of language here.

All right, fine.  That jackass SOB is going to swoop in like a flying monkey with a bunch of twaddle.

But you invited it!

It's a simple rule!

Errrrrrrgh.

Excuse me... I haven't "resisted"... I've resisted. No need for quotation marks. Although, I have heard snippets of Xenakis and it made me want to drive a screwdriver through my head to stop the pain of hearing it.

Also, love the use of the NATO Phonetic language for what... but a point had to be made about the music of Wesley Willis. I think now you know how serious I am about it... but it's nice to have a civil discussion with you about these things.

And if you have any problems with it, sorry to say it but India Delta Golf Alpha Foxtrot.

 

[j_tour]

Judas priest.  You got a body minus a head in the car?  Take me to it.

[perfect_pitch]

I won't follow on with that... only because if I remember correctly - Quentin Tarantino went on a record rampage about how many times he could say the 'n' word in a single minute.

It was quite awkward...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Although, I have heard snippets of Xenakis and it made me want to drive a screwdriver through my head to stop the pain of hearing it.

This only further demonstrates your inflexibility.
Xenakis is fine and was just as much of a genius as Chopin and Liszt.

[perfect_pitch]

If you're hoping to play the Mazeppa - I'd lay off the computer keyboard and start jumping onto the piano keyboard.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Gravity isn't actually real, according to special relativity.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, and according to some nutjobs in the US, we aren't alone in the universe. There are aliens walking among us...

Theories are merely speculation that usually comes from the mouth of loonies... usually; hence why some people think the Royal family are lizard people, and the moon is their secret base where they spy on us humans.

David Icke is a weird one...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Yeah, and according to some nutjobs in the US, we aren't alone in the universe.

Considering that the universe is almost certainly infinite in size, this is actually very likely to be true.

There are aliens walking among us...

Not this though.

hence why some people think the Royal family are lizard people, and the moon is their secret base where they spy on us humans.

Remember the pizzagate conspiracy?
That was a hilarious one.
(At least, up until someone took it too far...)

Theories are merely speculation that usually comes from the mouth of loonies...

I will not elaborate on how wrong this is.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

[perfect_pitch]

I would have posted yesterday, but I was busy.

Back to winning this thread.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

2 day win for me?
You guys are getting tired.

[lostinidlewonder]

Yes, you wouldn't want random people having a copy of it!




BTW I totally win, you are all losers!

Bah, wake me up when you're closer to 7 months hehe

[perfect_pitch]

2 day win for me?
You guys are getting tired.

I had some social events on, so the last thing I was thinking about was winning this thread.

And now I'm back to win this thread again.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

And now I'm back to win this thread again.

You know, you've never had the last post since I joined the thread.

Not once. x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[perfect_pitch]

I had the last post, many, many times for 10 years before you joined this thread.

I'll have the last post many, many times for the 10 years after you've given up on this thread.

You've misplaced positivity for naivety. You're just a minor inconvenience to me...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I had the last post, many, many times for 10 years before you joined this thread.

I'll have the last post many, many times for the 10 years after you've given up on this thread.

You've misplaced positivity for naivety. You're just a minor inconvenience to me...

Even right now you aren't winning.
See, I have the last post right now.

[perfect_pitch]

No matter how many times you post, I will always return to post after you.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

No matter how many times you post, I will always return to post after you.

You can't exactly do that if you're dead.

[perfect_pitch]

You can't exactly do that if you're dead.

Likewise... but I don't live in a country where every whack-job can get multiple assault rifles and go postal at their nearest school, shopping centre, mosque etc...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Likewise... but I don't live in a country where every whack-job can get multiple assault rifles and go postal at their nearest school, shopping centre, mosque etc...

You're also significantly older than me...

And you live in a country that has fallen to animal overlords, where everything you do is simply to please them.
Your words, not mine.

[j_tour]

where every whack-job can get multiple assault rifles and go postal

You mean an ordinary hunting rifle?  There is no "assault rifle" or "tommy gun" or anything of the like available to the American citizen, unless they have some compelling reason and are willing to submit to a possibly years-long background check.  By that I mean the background check might take years to complete and would certainly go back to the individual's childhood, and anything else including interviews with past neighbors, schoolteachers, and the like.

It's also insanely expensive to acquire a license to own any such assault weapons.

I grant you that some hoods might find some fallen out the back of a truck, but I should think that's pretty rare, and the consequences are swift and merciless should one be caught merely possessing one part of an assault weapon. 

Just doesn't happen:  regular hunting rifles and pistols are, regrettably, more than adequate to cause mayhem and strife.  Vide JFK.

No US citizen going through legal means will ever acquire anything resembling an assault weapon, any more than they would a mortar launcher or a grenade launcher, a Claymore mine, or anything else like that.  That's a good thing. 

Civilian law enforcement officers are also not allowed assault weapons or materiel, either, but somehow they can obtain such improper weaponry, it seems.

And "whack-job"?  Yeah, maybe, but in the US, generally (it varies state by state), privileged medical records are generally not made public, as a matter of course.  And we have a civilian police force, who have no further information available to them, in general, than any other civilians. 

[perfect_pitch]

You're also significantly older than me...

And you live in a country that has fallen to animal overlords

Have you been smoking crack??? If so, let me know where you got it, as you seem to be on the good sh*t.

Also, I fixed your quote.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Also, I fixed your quote.

By bolding and underling "You're"?

Have you been smoking crack??? If so, let me know where you got it, as you seem to be on the good sh*t.

You said that at one point during a similar conversation. Only reason I didn't put the quote in is that I was too busy to search through your post history.

And if you claim that you never said that, then you're either lying to everyone (including yourself), or your memory is failing extremely early.
Either way, that's not a good sign.


And yur mum XD I WIN x1234567890!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

You said that at one point during a similar conversation. Only reason I didn't put the quote in is that I was too busy to search through your post history.

It's a good line... worthy of using every now and then. You still didn't tell me who your dealer was though.

And yur mum XD I WIN x1234567890!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fact that you're resorting to infantile comments means you have nothing better to say... or are incapable of replying with anything smarter.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

The fact that you're resorting to infantile comments means you have nothing better to say... or are incapable of replying with anything smarter.

No u just cant undrstand enlish. Thats kind uv sad when u consider that its ur nativ languaj.

And I win x0.9 repeteing.


This should be fun...

[j_tour]

You people are a quiet riot.

I'd really like to poll the mob for its opinions on the failed authoritarian d-bag figurehead of the failed state of Russia, but then we'd probably get some Finns involved in the game, which would be unfortunate.

Normally one would not expect historical foes to be ideologically aligned, as if by magic, but there are low-information people across the globe.

And, yes, Russia is a failed state, as will the US be again should the unimaginable happen in this next election.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

And, yes, Russia is a failed state, as will the US be again should the unimaginable happen in this next election.

At this point, we're very much trending away from "the unimaginable." Harris is gaining in all the swing states, and even has a chance (although a small one) to take Florida, Texas, and Missouri.

Though I guess that makes "the unimaginable" even more unimaginable...

[perfect_pitch]

No u just cant undrstand enlish. Thats kind uv sad when u consider that its ur nativ languaj.

This should be fun...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... I give you an example of the future of the American people; a Princeton University student with an IQ that seems to hover around the single digits, and the inability to even grasp the basics of a simple language - a skill so simple that even our ancestors tens of thousands of years ago managed to grasp.

And people wonder how Trump got into the White house in the first place?

I'm not surprised. America is doomed... and I'm just going to sit back in my nice safe country eating popcorn and watch the proverbial sh*t in the good ol' U.S. of A. hit the fan.

And I win x0.9 repeteing.

And you also suck at mathematics as well. Technically... if you have or claim a win, let's assign that as a value of 1... and you times it by 0.9... you get (you guessed it) 0.9. By continually multiplying that value by 0.9, you get 0.81, then 0.729.
Keep going it gets smaller and smaller and smaller, so eventually it comes infinitesimally close to... YOU GUESSED IT...

[lostinidlewonder]

It never reaches zero though, so looks like it's still greater than a loss which is like a negative infinity value of a win.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... I give you an example of the future of the American people; a Princeton University student with an IQ that seems to hover around the single digits, and the inability to even grasp the basics of a simple language - a skill so simple that even our ancestors tens of thousands of years ago managed to grasp....



And you also suck at mathematics as well. Technically... if you have or claim a win, let's assign that as a value of 1... and you times it by 0.9... you get (you guessed it) 0.9. By continually multiplying that value by 0.9, you get 0.81, then 0.729.
Keep going it gets smaller and smaller and smaller, so eventually it comes infinitesimally close to... YOU GUESSED IT...

Not only do you not understand basic wordplay and continue to demonstrate your inability to understand context, but you also don't understand mathematics.

I give up. You're a lost cause.

I hope you have fun talking to no one.

[themeandvariation]

And, yes, Russia is a failed state, as will the US be again should the unimaginable happen in this next election.

Foreign Policy of US could indeed have unimaginable repercussions - at home and beyond, regardless of the election's winner.  The duopoly continues uninterrupted (and removes irritants like JFK..) Kubrick, Slim Pickens...?

[j_tour]

The duopoly continues uninterrupted

"Duopoly" eh?  That's a pretty big word. 

Does that mean summoning demons, or necromancy, and such like things that we's aheard was the evil and not to do?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

XD

[perfect_pitch]

I hope you have fun talking to no one.

I'm not talking to no one - you reply every single time and even quote me almost every post.

Who's fooling who now...

you also don't understand mathematics.

Denying that the mathematics makes sense, doesn't mean to get to claim it is wrong. Deal with it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

See the above post for a case study in incompetence.

[perfect_pitch]

See the above post for a case study in redundancy.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

See the above post for an example of lack of understanding of the word "redundency."

And for the English language as a whole.

[perfect_pitch]

Man, I love the fact that the internet has so many hidden treasures, like this image which perfectly captures my feelings about said user above.

[j_tour]

Hey!  I resemble that remark.

WTH, dude!

You keep talking like a Sxrxxx and I'm inlined to slap you like S...b..

Also, WTH?  You people are talking about the very definition of a limit...this is fricking first-year calculus.

WTH?  That's the very definition of a limit. 

Not to mention all the other cool summations of infinite series.

And I'm an idiot...even I can understand this.