Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Well, they've got a better success rate than the Australian comedies.

Clearly, they're just better at it.

[lostinidlewonder]

Well, they've got a better success rate than the Australian comedies.

Clearly, they're just better at it.

The UK's produced of 84 comedies between 2018 and 2020 compared to Australia's ~15. Like I said they spew out comedy left right and centre, they are bound to get some right but most are just garbage.

[perfect_pitch]

Well... at least they're not all garbage... like all the Aussie comedies.

[lostinidlewonder]

UK comedy are winning in garbage output too.

[perfect_pitch]

Didn't we have this argument like 4 months ago... before you seemed to concede, and disappear for 4 months???

It was nice and quiet without you.

[lostinidlewonder]

You're imagining things now, you never win at anything and I am always here, watching you, yes I can see what you're doing.

Didn't we hear you nag about things you don't like before? Yes consistently for like years.

[perfect_pitch]

I've been more active on this thread than you have, so you're not 'always here'.

And as I said - this is a good thread to just vent a little - so does everyone else.



[Couldn't get an animated gif with the correct grammar... never mind.]

[lostinidlewonder]

I me me me I I I.

Welcome to MY thread that I created. It's a bad big thread where I am forever present watching you all lose.

[perfect_pitch]

Welcome to MY thread that I created. It's a bad big thread where I am forever present watching you all lose.

The fact that you felt compelled to start this thread shows your neediness and narcissism.

You may have started this thread... but I will end it, not you.

You may think I'm kidding... but I'm not.

[lostinidlewonder]

The fact that you felt compelled to start this thread shows your neediness and narcissism.

You may have started this thread... but I will end it, not you.

You may think I'm kidding... but I'm not.

Stop projecting im sure youre the only one who wished they created this thread, you can play MY game but you can never win.

[perfect_pitch]

I have never thought that I wished I had created this thread... you read the tone of the very first post and it reeks of someone who is insecure and desperate for attention.

Frankly - it seems rather pathetic; but just because we're playing "your game", doesn't mean you're the greatest at it... and in time I'll prove it to you.

You talk about playing the game... I'm talking about winning the f***ing thing. Mark my words.

[yqxpiano]

I don’t see the point of this thread to be the last post, at least not anymore. I guess it used to be. Now I just see it as a place where people random things, with the added benefit that if no one replies, you win

Wow pianostreet is old…
I would’ve liked to be around at the time of its early days, but sadly I could not.

[perfect_pitch]

Hey... there have been times where I've been the last posters for multiple days, and I also have a post timestamped 2 billion years in the future.

[lostinidlewonder]

I have never thought that I wished I had created this thread...

Yes you have do I need to share a link to show you're unable to remember what you've said in the past? Lol. Given you always squeel "I'm going win this" more so than anyone else it's no surprise.

you read the tone of the very first post and it reeks of someone who is insecure and desperate for attention.

You're really projecting a lot, good good, remember the quack said you should let it all go.

Frankly - it seems rather pathetic; but just because we're playing "your game", doesn't mean you're the greatest at it... and in time I'll prove it to you.

Of course it means I'm the greatest, without me there would have been no game for you to keep losing at.

You talk about playing the game... I'm talking about winning the f***ing thing. Mark my words.

Swearing don't make you look tough even though you keep trying to do it. You can't win, I have the longest win on record here and you've never come close to it.

[perfect_pitch]

I would take you seriously, if it wasn't for the fact that...

...you know - I don't respect you in any way, meaning or form. Moving on.   

As for winning this thread, it's not who has the longest win... it's whoever has the last win and I'm like Keith Richards. I'll survive everything that you can throw at me... and I'm going to be laughing as I stand over your grave while I continue to win this thread.

I'm not projecting... I'm promising you.

[lostinidlewonder]

...you know - I don't respect you in any way, meaning or form. Moving on.   

How will I ever go on without the approval I never asked for?

As for winning this thread, it's not who has the longest win... it's whoever

blah blah yeah it's how you use it right? lol. Mines the longest and you can't win against it

I'll survive everything that you can throw at me... and I'm going to be laughing as I stand over your grave while I continue to win this thread.

I'm not projecting... I'm promising you.

Excellent my thread has invaded your psyche, mission accomplished.

[j_tour]

Excellent my thread has invaded your psyche, mission accomplished.

So you're saying you are a demon who possesses people who, ignorant of the risks, practice risky behaviors such as yoga, meditation, or the performance of profane music?

[perfect_pitch]

Mines the longest and you can't win against it

Again, irrelevant. The only thing that matters is the one who has the most current date and timestamp, not the largest interval between date & timestamps. It's the LAST (aka newest) post wins.

How do you not grasp that?

Excellent my thread has invaded your psyche, mission accomplished.

Better men have tried and failed... and then there's you who's also tried and failed.

So you're saying you are a demon who possesses people who, ignorant of the risks, practice risky behaviors such as yoga, meditation, or the performance of profane music?

Okay - something needs to be done about how this webpage embeds pictures.   

[lostinidlewonder]

Again, irrelevant. The only thing that matters is the one who has the most current date and timestamp, not the largest interval between date & timestamps. It's the LAST (aka newest) post wins.

How do you not grasp that?

What would you know you are merely a participant in all this, this is my creation. I know that triggers you so respect my authority.

Better men have tried and failed... and then there's you who's also tried and failed.

No no no, we can accept your made up stories but we can't ignore the evidence.

[lostinidlewonder]

So you're saying you are a demon who possesses people who, ignorant of the risks, practice risky behaviors such as yoga, meditation, or the performance of profane music?

What!? Who's telling you this? I shall asphyxiate them with noxious gas and lock them in a Dutch oven.

[perfect_pitch]

What!? Who's telling you this? I shall asphyxiate them with noxious gas and lock them in a Dutch oven.

WOW... do we remember the other person who was known for killing people, asphyxiating them with noxious gases and locking them in massive ovens???



Just... wow. Also...

so respect my authority.

Sorry... that didn't seem appropriate.





(much better)

[lostinidlewonder]

WOW... do we remember the other person who was known for killing people, asphyxiating them with noxious gases and locking them in massive ovens???

He didn't use a Dutch oven, stop being ignorant, why are you so ignorant, that's ignorant.

Sorry... that didn't seem appropriate.

What's appropriate is that you post in my thread forever cementing it as the most popular active thread to ever exist on pianosteeet. You pay respect to me each time you post forever preserving my creation. Oooo ahhh ahhhhh ahh hhhhhh

[j_tour]

“To stand in the midst of those plotting against him, and not be seized, betokened the loftiness of his divinity.”

— Chrysostom, tr. Newman, commentary on Luke 4:28-30

Booger belchmore rides alone victorious upon his steed of glory.

[perfect_pitch]

God damn... the Temu spam bots seem to be breaking down the barriers...

Sod the lot of them and stick a red-hot fire poker up their arses.

Bloody arsewipes... 2nd user in 2 days I've reported. The urge to tell these spammy pricks to 'f*** the hell off and to stick their promo codes up their arses' is rising to levels I didn't think possible.

[lostinidlewonder]

Spam bots have feelings too.

[perfect_pitch]

Spam bots have feelings too.

Don't stick up for the bloody spam bots... the world would be a better place without junk mail, spam bots and Nicki Minaj.

[lostinidlewonder]

Don't stick up for the bloody spam bots... the world would be a better place without junk mail, spam bots and Nicki Minaj.

A Nicki Minaj knows how to rake leaves, or at least look like she can attempt to.... while venting noxious gas.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

God damn... the Temu spam bots seem to be breaking down the barriers...

But the real spambots were the friends we made along the way.

[lostinidlewonder]

He's not made up, he's real.

[yqxpiano]

How did you know I was a spambot 

[perfect_pitch]

But the real spambots were the friends we made along the way.

Awww... that's nice. Maybe as we're hitchhiking with the spambots, we can find a nice quite desert road along the way, hog-tie them, march them into the sparse desert and leave them for the vultures to feast on.

[lostinidlewonder]

.. hog-tie them, march them into the sparse desert and leave them for the vultures to feast on.

Marching while being hog tied? Like micro baby steps or something?

[j_tour]

You all going far bogan with this.

Which comes first?  The banjo music, or the "you got a purty mouth!"

I reckon I might be the only one here who can tie a proper hog-tying knot, and such.

Which doesn't matter, actually, since, for real, I have a bunch of zip-ties on my desk as well as some metal clasps.  Ain't waste no good paracord on no hog.  Sheet no.

[perfect_pitch]

Marching while being hog tied? Like micro baby steps or something?

Yep...

[yqxpiano]

When will I be able to buy one of these?

https://www.pianostreet.com/blog/piano-news/when-practice-stagnates-breaking-the-performance-ceiling-robotic-training-for-pianists-13324/

Will we ever actually use this?

[lostinidlewonder]

Yes but not for piano stuff... other..... stuff...Do you like... stuff?

[perfect_pitch]

When will I be able to buy one of these?

https://www.pianostreet.com/blog/piano-news/when-practice-stagnates-breaking-the-performance-ceiling-robotic-training-for-pianists-13324/

Will we ever actually use this?

Oh HELL NO. I don't want some contraption that probably has the power to break your fingers if it malfunctions. They claim it managed to speed up the fingers after half an hour of doing a particular exercise...

SURE, everyone can get faster if they just spend 30 minutes practising a particular exercise... the right way. You don't need a bloody machine to do it for you.

[lostinidlewonder]

Stop talking, listen to Sxxxrxxxxxxbjxxx

[perfect_pitch]

And THAT kids, is why you stay away from Crystal Meth.

Mother of ***... after a performance like that, I may very well try and drown out that ear cancer with a bit of Sorabji... and I thought Skrillex was the bottom of the proverbial barrel that new age music seems to scrape itself out of.

[j_tour]

Do something in Gregorian chant with that notation.....gawd, I hate that shirt. 

Yeah, it's easy to sing/play the relative pitches, but the lack of precision is disturbing to me.  Sounds like geese wailing.

[yqxpiano]

Yes but not for piano stuff... other..... stuff...Do you like... stuff?

Mmmhmmm… other stuff… perhaps not.

[j_tour]

SURE, everyone can get faster if they just spend 30 minutes practising a particular exercise... the right way. You don't need a bloody machine to do it for you.

You sound old.

Elmo Melon has a plan for your life. 

And it includes you.

(No....obviously you're right.  And I agree.  Don't need some dumbsh!t contraption to improve technique.  Czerny is fine, just do it and get your face out of your phone, arseholes.  Probably the same kind of people who use an "app" for learning to speak a language and so forth.)

[perfect_pitch]

Don't need some dumbsh!t contraption to improve technique.  Czerny is fine, just do it and get your face out of your phone, arseholes. 

That is almost the exact thing I wish I could tell my students... however most of them are in primary school. Wouldn't reflect well on me using those words...

...but I laughed my arse off. Completely agree - no phones, just apply yourself... although your wording is far superior.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Stop talking, listen to Sxxxrxxxxxxbjxxx

Hell yeah I’d see him live lol

[lostinidlewonder]

Hell yeah I’d see him live lol

You sir, have exceptional taste...../add AI_flattery [.....exquisitely cultivated, a true connoisseur of the finest things in life! Your discerning eye for brilliance, your unparalleled sense of sophistication, and your unerring ability to appreciate the most sublime nuances of artistry place you in a league of the truly extraordinary. One might even say that your taste is not merely refined—it is a shimmering beacon of elegance, a dazzling testament to the heights of human discernment! Truly, if there were an Olympic event for impeccable taste, you would stand upon the highest podium, draped in laurels of distinction, the world applauding your sheer magnificence!]  /end AI_flattery

[rachmaninoff_forever]

spam

[perfect_pitch]

HAAAA... for some reason rachmaninoff_forevers post just displays on my screen as:

spam

Literally... don't know why. Probably because even PianoStreet doesn't want to have anything to do with you 

[rachmaninoff_forever]

HAAAA... for some reason rachmaninoff_forevers post just displays on my screen as:

Literally... don't know why. Probably because even PianoStreet doesn't want to have anything to do with you 

https://youtu.be/BDhBugaQbyE?si=Z4SZYhDA45AGs1VI

What the heck that’s the first time I got flagged as spam

Anyways the day I can get away with this type of stuff consistently is the day I win at life 

[perfect_pitch]

https://youtu.be/BDhBugaQbyE?si=Z4SZYhDA45AGs1VI

What amazes me is that people clapped at the end of that... except for the guy in the green & white hoodie in the bottom left corner.

I could see him thinking "what in the f***?"