Last post wins!!!!!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I win at something else though, as well as winning in that way. Winning all around.

Sadly it's the case that that post wasn't after this post so that means that that post is void due to this post and this post beat that post which means that this post won and that that post got second.
But second is just the best loser, so that post means nothing compared to this post which means everything because it is the last post and it is the last post that wins the last post wins thread.

[lostinidlewonder]

Sadly it's the case that that post wasn't after this post so that means that that post is void due to this post and this post beat that post which means that this post won and that that post got second.
But second is just the best loser, so that post means nothing compared to this post which means everything because it is the last post and it is the last post that wins the last post wins thread.

Give me back my pillow.

[perfect_pitch]

Crud, I just remembered that you're the worst at this game.

I'd take that as an insult, if it wasn't for the fact that you've barely been on here for 7 months, and know *** all about the history of this thread... so your opinion means exactly...







[Mmmm... I may save this picture for later use, I'm sure it will come in handy.]

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I'd take that as an insult, if it wasn't for the fact that you've barely been on here for 7 months, and know *** all about the history of this thread... so your opinion means exactly...

Yeah... No.
I've read through most of the thread's history. I know a fair bit about it.

[Mmmm... I may save this picture for later use, I'm sure it will come in handy.]

That one is boring. At least this one is better.

P.S. I'm not the one who scribbled out the u.

[lostinidlewonder]

You two need to take a bus trip to your happy place.

[perfect_pitch]

I've read through most of the thread's history. I know a fair bit about it.That one is boring.

Sometimes the best things... are the simple things. And I doubt you've read through 11 years of the threads history... I call bullshit on that.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

And I doubt you've read through 11 years of the threads history... I call bullshit on that.

Bob's last post was a bit before page 300.
j_tour's first post was around page 190. A bit before iirc.
p_p was basically always arrogant on this thread.
My first post was the 3rd post on page 315.
p_p posted ~5 times in a row right before the thread hit 10,000 posts. 4 to be exact, I believe.

Just some things off the top of my head.
Also, I did skip some things towards the beginning, so it's really only about 10 years.



Edit: it was the 5,000th post, not the 10,000th. My mistake.

[perfect_pitch]

Bob's last post was a bit before page 300.
j_tour's first post was around page 190. A bit before iirc.
p_p was basically always arrogant on this thread.
My first post was the 3rd post on page 315.
p_p posted ~5 times in a row right before the thread hit 10,000 posts. 4 to be exact, I believe.

Just some things off the top of my head.

1) You've mistaken 'arrogance' for confidence... Shame on you
2) At least you can use the search function.

Still doesn't prove you've read through the last 11 years of this thread.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

1) You've mistaken 'arrogance' for confidence... Shame on you

Arrogance is essentially an excessive amount of confidence, which you very much display.

2) At least you can use the search function.

How tf would you use the search function to find that information?

Still doesn't prove you've read through the last 11 years of this thread.

You're just stubborn.

Edit: Why do I need to point that out?

Off-topic edit: There are multiple times more posts on this thread than there are on the Windows Forum's version of this thread.

[perfect_pitch]

Arrogance is essentially an excessive amount of confidence, which you very much display.

No... they're not even close. Confidence is a thorough knowledge of ones own thoughts and experiences based on a logical ability to rationally analyse ones behaviour in being truthful and fact-checked.

Being Arrogant is assuming you know more than you do.

Not... even... close.

[wert718]

just here for my yearly login...lol

[liszt-and-the-galops]

ar·ro·gant
/ˈerəɡənt/
adjective
having or revealing an exaggerated sense of one's own importance or abilities.

con·fi·dence
/ˈkänfəd(ə)ns/
noun
a feeling of self-assurance arising from one's appreciation of one's own abilities or qualities.

Arrogance is literally just overconfidence (that is typically expressed rudely).
Maybe you like to think that you have a 100% chance of winning this thread, but doing so is lying to yourself.

Also... one more thing that proves I've read through a vast majority of this thread...

After a long absence, I'm back.

[ravelfan07]

You are hereby banned from doing that again lol. Go sit back in your cornerness.

YES

[liszt-and-the-galops]

YES

-ness.
 

[lostinidlewonder]

Correctnessablitimentation.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Correctnessablitimentation.

Itness seemsness thatness thisness threadness hasness evolvedness intoness spammingness randomness madeness-upness wordsness thatness haveness -nessness inness themness.
INESS LOVENESS ITNESS!!!

[j_tour]

OK, fine.  I'll jump on the wagon here and say to the best of my ability....shut up compline.

Where is that sxrxxjxe dude anyway?  At least he was entertaining.  Educated as well as illustrated.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

OK, fine.  I'll jump on the wagon here and say to the best of my ability....shut up compline.

Yesness! Pleaseness continueness toness doness soness.

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe you like to think that you have a 100% chance of winning this thread, but doing so is lying to yourself.

And which one of use has this written in their signature

conqueror of the Last post wins thread

...and tries to display it on every single post they make, because it sure as sh*t ain't me.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

And which one of use has this written in their signature

...and tries to display it on every single post they make, because it sure as sh*t ain't me.

What the heck are you on about?

Perhaps you're just angry about the fact that pitched_prefect is back despite you saying they'd never return.

[perfect_pitch]

Perhaps you're just angry about the fact that pitched_perfect is back despite you saying they'd never return.

What in the hell are you jabbering about... Get the name right - it is "Perfect Pitch" and I never once said that I would never return.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

What in the hell are you jabbering about... Get the name right - it is "Perfect Pitch" and I never once said that I would never return.

Direct copy/paste from a few years ago:


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Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Reply #10002 on: January 22, 2020, 05:40:45 AM
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Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 05:11:06 AM
Plus, quotes don't prove a damn thing. For example:

Quote from: pitched_prefect
I've always wondered if my dear friend Alistair — and, yes, I do wish him all the very best — would consider carving a pedestrian wooden tool, such as an axe handle, and sand it finely enough they I might sit on it every morning and thank my secular provider for this marvelous excitement.

You said a wonderful thing.

Best,

j_bongrip_pommie


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Re: Last post wins!!!!!
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I know... who the hell is this arsehole 'pitched_prefect' who thinks he can win this thread.

Guarantee it'll be the last we hear of him.

[j_tour]

Winning all around.

Sure.  "Winning," and tiger blood or whatever nonsense.  Prove it!

Don't just talk about it!  Do it!

Pretend you're playing some spinet piano that has never had a tech look at it, ever, at a retirement home for a bunch of deaf people who are immobile in many ways.

[perfect_pitch]

Direct copy/paste from a few years ago:


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Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Reply #10002 on: January 22, 2020, 05:40:45 AM
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Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 05:11:06 AM
Plus, quotes don't prove a damn thing. For example:

Quote from: pitched_prefect
I've always wondered if my dear friend Alistair — and, yes, I do wish him all the very best — would consider carving a pedestrian wooden tool, such as an axe handle, and sand it finely enough they I might sit on it every morning and thank my secular provider for this marvelous excitement.

You said a wonderful thing.

Best,

j_bongrip_pommie


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Re: Last post wins!!!!!
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I know... who the hell is this arsehole 'pitched_prefect' who thinks he can win this thread.

Guarantee it'll be the last we hear of him.

1) According to the member list, there either was no user by the name "pitched_prefect" or someone tried to quote/mock me with a very bad copy of my nickname...
2) Even if there was was someone by that name, but may have been deleted because of spam messaging - I was correct... we never heard back from them ever again.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

1) According to the member list, there either was no user by the name "pitched_prefect" or someone tried to quote/mock me with a very bad copy of my nickname...
2) Even if there was was someone by that name, but may have been deleted because of spam messaging - I was correct... we never heard back from them ever again.

You've missed the point. That quote was j_tour proving to you that quotes don't mean anything.
And you were wrong about not hearing from them again, because I just recently quoted them saying this:
"After a long absence, I'm back."

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

For once J_Tour and I are on the same page... so I'm just going to repeat what he said:

[liszt-and-the-galops]

For once J_Tour and I are on the same page... so I'm just going to repeat what he said:

Gfdjm dchgf mjhbjmfvhg mhzjsgvd! Bnsx zmgb cmjz xhldhjfj. Jdhnf gn hjfnjkjk kjfh? Hfq qo szxbcv nbncv? Ha choo.

単語を使うのは止めないが、英単語を使うのは止める。それで解決しますか？

Aucun de ces "mots" n'est anglais.

.J-Tour وليس j_tour وهو أيضاً

[gasplamey]

I've got a few things to say.

Gfdjm dchgf mjhbjmfvhg mhzjsgvd! Bnsx zmgb cmjz xhldhjfj. Jdhnf gn hjfnjkjk kjfh? Hfq qo szxbcv nbncv? Ha choo.

単語を使うのは止めないが、英単語を使うのは止める。それで解決しますか？

Aucun de ces "mots" n'est anglais.

.J-Tour وليس j_tour وهو أيضاً

For once J_Tour and I are on the same page... so I'm just going to repeat what he said:

Stepping out of courier for a moment, because this is serious.
P_P, I've noticed that your main strategy for winnning this thread has been being so awful that no one can stand being around you, so they leave. I'm going to find that ignore list and put you on it, as it any sensible person should.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

P_P, I've noticed that your main strategy for winnning this thread has been being so awful that no one can stand being around you, so they leave. I'm going to find that ignore list and put you on it, as it any sensible person should.

You noticed just now?
Pretty sure that cat's been out of the bag for a while.

[perfect_pitch]

P_P, I've noticed that your main strategy for winnning this thread has been being so awful that no one can stand being around you, so they leave. I'm going to find that ignore list and put you on it, as it any sensible person should.

I'll be sure to tell my therapist about how much hurt, discontent and pain this has caused me... I can't believe you feel the need to ignore me??? Do you know much agony you've put me through knowing this???

Oh wait...





(...from the noob whose been on here even less than LatG has. It wasn't that long ago you thought I was humorous:

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg731657#msg731657 )

[j_tour]

O Captain.  My captain! 

While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
      But O heart! heart! heart!
            O the bleeding drops of red,
                  Where on the deck my Captain lies,
                        Fallen cold and dead.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

j_tour, what even was that...

[j_tour]

j_tour, what even was that...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Okay, where the heck am I remembering that from???

[j_tour]

Okay, where the heck am I remembering that from???

How should I know?

Yesterday afternoon down at the lake?

[perfect_pitch]

Well... while we're on poetry... I'd like to share my favourite Haiku

Rhyming is tricky
Haikus are even harder
Refrigerator

Hope you like it.

[lostinidlewonder]

Rhyming is tricky

He prefers to be called Rhy Ming. He owes me money.

[lostinidlewonder]

Okay, where the heck am I remembering that from???

He's grown up and found a solution for his shakes.

[perfect_pitch]

I must admit... I think drugs could be the remedy to a lot of peoples ailments...

...if only wankers out there weren't making a healthy profit selling it to idiotic stoned teenagers, and dope-heads looking to escape reality for a while.

[lostinidlewonder]

I must admit... I think drugs could be the remedy to a lot of peoples ailments...

...if only wankers out there weren't making a healthy profit selling it to idiotic stoned teenagers, and dope-heads looking to escape reality for a while.

Sorta like how people drink the socially acceptable alcohol?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

How did we get on to a conversation about medicinal drugs from a conversation abou-

Nevermind.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

How did we get on to a conversation about medicinal drugs from a conversation abou-

Nevermind.

Clearly you're not keeping up with the conversation in this thread... maybe you need to follow a thread that's a little more at your level and isn't so busy that you constantly have holes in the discussion.

How about this thread: https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=70822.0

See if you can keep up.    😁

[liszt-and-the-galops]

How to cook crack, clean a crab, step 1, use commas.

 

[lostinidlewonder]

How to eat cotton candy.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

How to eat cotton candy.

Guarantee she 'refunds' that cotton candy in a few hours...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

How to eat cotton candy.

I do believe this accurately displays the two options.

[ravelfan07]

Well... while we're on poetry... I'd like to share my favourite Haiku

Rhyming is tricky
Haikus are even harder
Refrigerator

Hope you like it.

10/10