Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

So you just instantly eliminate 30 million people? Wow...

Now you mention it though - even I probably wouldn't ask for a hug from a Scot; considering they invented the Glasgow Kiss and the Glasgow Grin... both not as nice sounding as they appear to be.

You'd fit in good in Colombia. 

Make a nice necktie.

And I never expressed enemity from mishclings from Scotland and AWST. 

[perfect_pitch]

And I never expressed enemity from mishclings from Scotland

You clearly haven't been to many Scottish pubs then...

Also... did you mean mischling?

[j_tour]

Also... did you mean mischling?

Maybe.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh - That's *** BRILLIANT!!! I LOVE that advert.

Good find.

[j_tour]

Good find.

Yeah, I thought so too.  Mildly amusing, but also true.

Don't be so enthusiastic though:  I'll be putting pr0n up here before you know it. 

[perfect_pitch]

No you won't - Nils won't allow it.

[lostinidlewonder]

Here's a pron.

[perfect_pitch]

Your spelling sucks. That's not how you spell PRAWN!!!

Plus, prawns aren't sexy. They're essentially the bugs of the ocean. Can't believe people eat them...

[lostinidlewonder]

It's because its a pron not a prawn which looks different.

[perfect_pitch]

Ahhhh... gotcha - PRON.

"Pron" is an abbreviation for "pronoun". A pronoun is a word that takes the place of a noun in a sentence.
Explanation

    "Pron" is a written abbreviation for the word "pronoun".

A pronoun is a part of speech that replaces a noun in a sentence.
For example, "he", "she", and "it" are all pronouns.

"Pron" may also refer to: pronominal, pronounced, and pronunciation.
Related words

    "Prone" is a word that means likely to do something, have a habit of doing it, or are susceptible to it. For example, "People who are prone to getting the flu every winter should probably get a flu shot in the fall".



Aren't dictionaries fun.

[lostinidlewonder]

You forgot to check the urban dictionary.

[perfect_pitch]

I only consult proper dictionaries; you know - ones that don't dilute the English language into a pile of puke.

Otherwise, you get people using GOAT and YOLO as words instead of acronyms, and troglodytes saying 'sup, hangry' and all the other shite.

[j_tour]

FAFO.

[lostinidlewonder]

I only consult proper dictionaries; you know - ones that don't dilute the English language into a pile of puke.

So undiluted English is even stronger than a pile of puke? Gosh.

[perfect_pitch]

FAFO.

That sounds like great bedtime reading. Start reading and within 43 seconds, you're out for the count...

...because it looks so boring.

[j_tour]

That sounds like great bedtime reading.

Well, it's fascinating if one knows ancient Greek, Latin, and has a yen for scholarly commentary, actually.

Or has any taste for literature in general, for that matter.

Sxxxbjx would have liked it!  xD

Aren't dictionaries fun.

When used for philological purposes, yes.  But they are not a substitute for literacy, no.

[perfect_pitch]

Sxxxbjx would have liked it!  xD

Sxrxbjx would probably like the sound of a man smashing his face on the piano keys at random pitches... doesn't mean I want to partake in enjoying it either.

Dictionaries may not be a substitute for literacy, but it's a major component in improving ones literacy.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I only consult proper dictionaries; you know - ones that don't dilute the English language into a pile of puke.

Otherwise, you get people using GOAT and YOLO as words instead of acronyms, and troglodytes saying 'sup, hangry' and all the other shite.

Wht u talm bout foh wid dat shyt sup n hangry is totally valid fym same ting wid yolo and goat IYKYK

[j_tour]

Wht u talm bout foh wid dat shyt sup n hangry is totally valid fym same ting wid yolo and goat IYKYK

What?

[perfect_pitch]

Wht u talm bout foh wid dat shyt sup n hangry is totally valid fym same ting wid yolo and goat IYKYK

Or, maybe it's the stroke I got when trying to decipher that drivel.

Also, I refuse to accept 'hangry' is a word. It's bloody pathetic if you ask me.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Or, maybe it's the stroke I got when trying to decipher that drivel.

Also, I refuse to accept 'hangry' is a word. It's bloody pathetic if you ask me.

That was just as hard to type out as it was to read lol

[perfect_pitch]

I don't think so - just don't use syllables and pull a couple of random keys of your keyboard.

Doesn't seem that hard... or did someone just have too many red bulls and skittles?

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I don't think so - just don't use syllables and pull a couple of random keys of your keyboard.

Doesn't seem that hard... or did someone just have too many red bulls and skittles?

It’s actual slang none of it was made up 💀

[perfect_pitch]

It’s actual slang none of it was made up 💀

Well, if our language devolves into whatever mess you posted... then we as a species deserve to die.

I could also be a bit jaded after watching FailArmy videos of some of the most stupid people on the planet. You wonder how some people are allowed to breed.

[pjslp17]

[pjslp17]

Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'pregnant cat butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
[Subtitle: I ATE SOMETHING THAT IS MAKING MY INSIDES CRAMP UP]
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutter say 'e can't HANG!
[Subtitle: MY BUDDY HERE SAYS HE CAN'T TAKE THIS FOR MUCH LONGER]
Jive Lady: Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
[Subtitle: JUST BE PATIENT MY FRIEND. SHE'S GOING TO BRING SOMETHING ON HER WAY BACK TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
[Subtitle: MA'AM, I'M NOT STUPID. I UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE JUST SAID]
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
[Subtitle: GIVE ME A BREAK! IF YOU DON'T WANT HELP, I WON'T HELP YOU!]
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
[Subtitle: NEVER MIND. YOU'RE STUPID, ANYWAY. GOLLY!]

[perfect_pitch]

They made movies back in the days you just can't make any more due to political correctness...

And don't call me Shirley.

[gasplamey]

Maybe.

Yes.
Though that may be a bit extreme.

Here's a pron.

No.

[lostinidlewonder]

No.

What? Is it the antennas?

[gasplamey]

What? Is it the antennas?

You know damn well what it is.

[lostinidlewonder]

You know damn well what it is.

You prefer different coloured lipstick?

[gasplamey]

You prefer different coloured lipstick?

The fact that you are sexualizing an animal based on a human female.

[lostinidlewonder]

How dare you, it is an image of inspiration. When last have you seen one smile at you while missing 6 legs? Hmm?? Well? See?!

[gasplamey]

How dare you, it is an image of inspiration. When last have you seen one smile at you while missing 6 legs? Hmm?? Well? See?!

As the kids say...
Sus af.

[perfect_pitch]

Damnit Gasplamey... we managed to bury that prawn picture a page ago... did you have to dredge it up?

[gasplamey]

Damnit Gasplamey... we managed to bury that prawn picture a page ago... did you have to dredge it up?

It's still on this page, pee pee.

[lostinidlewonder]

As the kids say...
Sus af.

As the parents say to the kids, behave yourself or I'll smack you..... oh wait it's the 21st century..... behave yourself or I'll sit you down and talk to you about how you feel.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah... but one of us (me) continually seems to be winning, so I'm happy to keep doing so.

[lostinidlewonder]

You seem to have seemed that you seem to have seemed nothing but losing to this seemingly winning post.

It seems the seams of your reality are seemingly peeling from the seams, seemingly seeing the seams peeling from the seams, seams seemingly less seaming-like."

[perfect_pitch]

You seem to have seemed that you seem to have seemed nothing but losing to this seemingly winning post.

It seems the seams of your reality are seemingly peeling from the seams, seemingly seeing the seams peeling from the seams, seams seemingly less seaming-like."

Where did you get that from... a Dr. Seuss book???

[lostinidlewonder]

I borrowed not from Dr. Seuss,
No, not a thing, not even a moose!
But I found a word, oh what a gleam,
A word that fits just like a seam!

It’s stitched into my thoughts, you see,
A seam so snug, it’s part of thee!
I couldn’t resist, it made me beam
I just got hooked on that little seam!

[perfect_pitch]

Did AI write that for you???

If not, I will give you points for creativity.

If however AI was involved... I'll be subtracting points from you.

[j_tour]

Possible side effects of DMT include:

    increased heart rate
    increased blood pressure
    chest pain or tightness
    agitation
    dilated pupils
    rapid rhythmic movements of the eye
    dizziness

When taken orally, DMT can cause nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea.

Geee... bugger that. Last thing you want to be doing is shitting yourself, while you think you're on a distant planet talking to aliens.

I prefer to take large quantities of dextromethorphan and indulge in vigorous physical activity. 

It also loosens phlegm, although arguably not as well as guaifenesin.  The two compounds are typically found in various forms, but it is general wisdom to avoid taking an excessive load of guaifenesin.  So caveat emptor.

Et cave canem.

Trust me:  so long as one doesn't vomit the two or so bottles of dextromethorphan-heavy cough syrups one consumes, it's totally worth it.

Probably the dose could be adminstered per anum.

[perfect_pitch]

I prefer to take large quantities of dextromethorphan and indulge in vigorous physical activity. 

It also loosens phlegm, although arguably not as well as guaifenesin.  The two compounds are typically found in various forms, but it is general wisdom to avoid taking an excessive load of guaifenesin.  So caveat emptor.

Et cave canem.

Trust me:  so long as one doesn't vomit the two or so bottles of dextromethorphan-heavy cough syrups one consumes, it's totally worth it.

Probably the dose could be adminstered per anum.

I can totally relate...

...said absolutely no one, ever in the entire world.

[j_tour]

I can totally relate...

...said absolutely no one, ever in the entire world.

Actually, plenty of people introduce dextromethorphan per anum.  College kids, mostly.  It's definitely a thing.

[perfect_pitch]

And they wonder why the next generation of kids is screwed...

Never touched cigarettes, never been blotto shxt-faced and woken up next to a tranny or a wrecked car in a ditch, never touched vapes, or drugs.

They mess your mind up for a while, but if you can get off the stuff - you can get back to 'normal'. Tik-Tok however these days is completely screwing peoples ability to pay attention to anything for more than 6 1/2 seconds.

[j_tour]

Square.

You know what kind of nap would be good for you squares? 

Dirt kind.

I'm not even sure you recognize the facts of what I've said!  Nobody, living or deceased has ever given themselves a Robitussin enema.  Pretty sure, anyway.  Maybe some dumb Okie or a bogan did it once....or more likely, used in capsule form as a suppsitory.  But it's a strange world out there, boyo.

Yes, I was yanking your chain, bright boy!

And, dextromethorphan, when consumed in high quantities, can indeed produce hallucinogenic effects.

And you're all like "Won't somebody think of the children?"  You put up a Simpsons picture and I will end you, though.   

[perfect_pitch]

I'm not even sure you recognize the facts of what I've said!  Nobody, living or deceased has ever given themselves a Robitussin enema. 

And that probably shows your ignorance... someone, somewhere out there in the big bad world will shock you by doing things that you never, EVER thought possible - and more and more people seem to be doing dumb sh*t like taking cough syrup enemas in the name of doing something ridiculous to get themselves views on instagram.

Have you SEEN some of the sh*t on here: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmTheMainCharacter/

Sad, sad... very lonely pathetic people. And these are people we share 99.99% of our DNA with.

[lostinidlewonder]

Did AI write that for you???

What!? Why would I need to use Ai? Like, is it a thing people use these days? I'd use it just to save time and post my intentions with minimal effort? Yeah, of course I used Ai.

What!!!!!??? You guys need more cringe in your life.

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSMvUGrtK

Or gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt.

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... I do love Frogurt.