Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

All right, find and destroy the AI.

You bet your last ass that is the mission.

Trust no one.

[perfect_pitch]

You bet your last ass that is the mission.

I don't know why you're so interested in my arse... but I'd like you to stop.

It's not that interesting anyway...

[lostinidlewonder]

He meant your last donkey, in other words very serious.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't own a donkey...

[lostinidlewonder]

What!? How do you even get around and transport stuff?

[perfect_pitch]

We ride kangaroos...

DUH!!! I thought that was obvious.   😁

[lostinidlewonder]

But the mucus?!

[perfect_pitch]

I figured only you would get that reference... and I knew you'd post that.

Simpsons are a cult classic... well, the first 10 seasons are. Then it went to sh*t.

[lostinidlewonder]

What a chart.

[perfect_pitch]

Just look at the green... then look at the red.

Poor bastard stopped after Season 31... I'm sure it's gotten worse since then since they've done 4 more seasons.

[j_tour]

He meant your last donkey, in other words very serious.

Yes, thank you.  See?

He listens!  And understands!

'Ass' for 'donkey'!  It goes back to bible times!

We ride kangaroos...

No.  You box kangaroos.

Trust me, I saw it in a documentary film.

[perfect_pitch]

No.  You box kangaroos.

Trust me, I saw it in a documentary film.

(This ought to be fun)...

Which documentary???

[j_tour]

(This ought to be fun)...

Which documentary???

It was either Kangaroo Jack or Mad Max.  Can't remember.

I tried the other day to box a kangaroo with my car but it won.  Should have had a roo bar put on it first.

[perfect_pitch]

It was either Kangaroo Jack or Mad Max.

[gasplamey]

I tried the other day to box a kangaroo with my car but it won.

smh Should have used a Tesla Cybertruck, or as you call it
THE SWASTICAR!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Pffft... you don't need a kangaroo to do that much damage to a Tesla.

Just leave it in a parking lot... spontaneous combustion will take care of the rest.   

[gasplamey]

Pffft... you don't need a kangaroo to do that much damage to a Tesla.

Just leave it in a parking lot... spontaneous combustion will take care of the rest.   

Alternatively, you could be the combustion.

[perfect_pitch]

No... they seem to find ways to just combust. Whether you're in the car or not, whether the engine was on or not.

Great to see Tesla is the car of the future...   

[lostinidlewonder]

Stop. Drop and roll.

[perfect_pitch]

AI is going to begin to destroy our ability to watch anything on the internet. Now we can't trust anything we see.

[j_tour]

AI is going to begin to destroy our ability to watch anything on the internet. Now we can't trust anything we see.

Generative so-called "AI" is teh suxxor.

Duck tape is teh roolz.

[gasplamey]

Generative so-called "AI" is teh suxxor.

Duck tape is teh roolz.

You mean "rollz roolz."

[gasplamey]

.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh god - I remember those. They were called 'Jesus being a jerk'.

[j_tour]

Oh god - I remember those. They were called 'Jesus being a jerk'.

Yeah, but Jesus's hair was to die for. 

And his beard was avant.

I cannot remember where I found those....good times.

Signs name like a lame,
gasphlemy

[perfect_pitch]

It's interesting... I thought J_Tour signing his name as Gasplamey and vice versa was a joke... but given they've both done it now, and both posted pictures from the same source of Jesus...



Maybe I'm taking conspiracy theories too far... but, it does make you wonder.

[j_tour]

Maybe I'm taking conspiracy theories too far... but, it does make you wonder.

You take everything too far.

I've got an 11.75mm low deflection shaft arriving via post soon.

How far you can take that?

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sure that gif is a well known comedian... but I'm too young to know what his name is.

[j_tour]

I'm sure that gif is a well known comedian... but I'm too young to know what his name is.

I'm sure you are too. 

Never lose hope, young walker among the stars.

But do better.

[perfect_pitch]

Wow... that was a short turnaround. I didn't think I'd see you again till next Tuesday.

You have been slacking off lately...

[j_tour]

Wow... that was a short turnaround. I didn't think I'd see you again till next Tuesday.

You have been slacking off lately...

See you next Tuesday.

[perfect_pitch]

Seems like I have the win then for the next 6 days. Lucky me.     

[j_tour]

Seems like I have the win then for the next 6 days. Lucky me.     

Wait....See you next THURSDAY.  Should have said.

It's cornhole Thursday as far as you know, and you just won the prize.

[lostinidlewonder]

Must have big corn in the USA, those cornholes are massive. If one doesn't masticate enough it likely would hurt coming out too.

[perfect_pitch]

Wait....See you next THURSDAY.  Should have said.

It's cornhole Thursday as far as you know, and you just won the prize.

So you're lousy at Maths & Time??? Good to know... big difference between the 2.

Don't know what 'cornhole' means, but dare not google it just in case.

[lostinidlewonder]

You can put this in your cornhole, if you're experienced you can fit in multiple ones.

[j_tour]

You can put this in your cornhole, if you're experienced you can fit in multiple ones.

Yarp.

And I think my arithmetic is just fine, thank you very much. 

I use UTC offset to compute which day of the week it is, and so forth.  Globe.  Recommend consulting one.  Cannot recommend highly enough.

Rock, flag and eagle!  And a map or globe or something like that.  I use a circular slide rule, personally, every day and twice on Sundays, but an abacus can probably do similar wonders. 

Rock, flag, eagle, thumb, globe, raw computing power.

Must have big corn in the USA, those cornholes are massive. If one doesn't masticate enough it likely would hurt coming out too.

Yarp.

Number one biggest and best, after the Sudetenland.

What's with all the fancy words, college boy?

[lostinidlewonder]

What's with all the fancy words, college boy?

It's a good word, we all like to practice it every day, if you don't you really do risk choaking.

[j_tour]

It's a good word, we all like to practice it every day, if you don't you really do risk choaking.

I am at risk of being a choad, because my dick resembles a tuna can. 

But the ladies like it.

[perfect_pitch]

You can put this in your cornhole, if you're experienced you can fit in multiple ones.

What type of backwater, hillybilly, troglodyte refers to their arse as their cornhole???

What's wrong with just saying arse? Perfectly fine...

[lostinidlewonder]

If it looked like a cornhole you better see a doctor.

[j_tour]

What type of backwater, hillybilly, troglodyte refers to their arse as their cornhole???

A lot of intense emotion in that reply there, cheech.

Almost rehearsed, but emotive.

Something you think about a lot?

Signed,

Mike Rotch.

[perfect_pitch]

Ahhh - I remember the days when the Simpsons were a quality show.

Amanda Hugginkis
Mike Rotch

Then there was also this one - gotta respect that sometimes they weren't afraid to do funny things.

[j_tour]

Ahhh - I remember the days when the Simpsons were a quality show.

That's the one where some jaundiced kid in advanced stages of liver failure is always telling people to eat his pants, right?

Shouldn't he be dead by now?

Best regards,

Mike Hunt

[perfect_pitch]

Bart was 10. He did not have jaundice. He didn't even drink.

Funnily enough - he's still 10 (I think).

[lostinidlewonder]

I thought The Simpsons was a true story though?

[j_tour]

Bart was 10. He did not have jaundice. He didn't even drink.

OK, so he was born with a congenital defect to the hepatic system.

Don't have a yak, lady.  And eat my pants, brother!

And what kind of ten year old limp-dick scrote doesn't drink?  What a pantywaist.  Eat my waistcoat, sir!

[perfect_pitch]

And what kind of ten year old limp-dick scrote doesn't drink? 

Oh, I've got a terrible but true answer to that, but no one here will appreciate the truthfulness, so I'll bite my tongue and just not say it.

[gasplamey]

I thought The Simpsons was a true story though?

No you idiot.

[j_tour]

No you idiot.

No, actually it was a kind of truth.  Perhaps metaphorical, but like many myths, it had some origins in truths about the human condition.

So, don't have a guanaco, sir.

With fond regards,

Craven Moorehead