Last post wins!!!!!

[j_menz]

Freeze this....

[visitor]

Just gonna sit down and have snack.
Lady la la la

[j_menz]

Mmmm. cosy.



Now, is that roast dinosaur I smell? 

[outin]

Freeze this....

Sigh...



https://io9.com/5987458/a-spiral-through-frozen-helium

[outin]

Now, is that roast dinosaur I smell? 

[goldentone]

Just gonna sit down and have snack.

Why you're clairvoyant.

[j_menz]

Why you're clairvoyant.

[visitor]

Why you're clairvoyant.

Ha ha perhaps!

Ooh almost forgot my drink

[j_menz]

Ooh almost forgot my drink

Put it down. Now! It's clearly been spiked.

[outin]

Ooh almost forgot my drink

[perfect_pitch]

I bet you have a folder on your hard drive FILLED with gifs like this... just ready to use when the opportunity strikes.

[visitor]

I bet you have a folder on your hard drive FILLED with gifs like this... just ready to use when the opportunity strikes.

nope.

**it's how i win

[outin]

Frozen...

[perfect_pitch]

I'd say you're mad... that seems true.   

[j_menz]

For you all...

[perfect_pitch]

Spoiler alert... When you end up separating all the pages... you find out the entire book is blank.



Was a real let-down - I paid $30 for that book.     

[outin]

Here' a book for you...

[perfect_pitch]

Probably a far better read than...

[outin]

Probably a far better read than...

Well, we can agree there...although I'm not sure you could actually finish it where you are 

[j_menz]

Spoiler alert... When you end up separating all the pages... you find out the entire book is blank.

Was a real let-down - I paid $30 for that book.     

Somehow I imagined your writing credit would have guaranteed you a freebie.

[perfect_pitch]

Somehow I imagined your writing credit would have guaranteed you a freebie.

Funny how I hadn't heard about the book until you mentioned it... I take it this was one of the books you took home to read from the school library? I can only guess that it was the only other book in the library apart from the...



Now how about you hush down with another book and let the grown ups get back to the discussion at hand.

Well, we can agree there...although I'm not sure you could actually finish it where you are  

Yeah... you're right. Reading it would only make me want to go out and find a Jehovah's witness, simply to crack his skull open with it; than finishing the thing from beginning to end.

[outin]

Yeah... you're right. Reading it would only make me want to go out and find a Jehovah's witness, simply to crack his skull open with it; than finishing the thing from beginning to end.

I was actually talking about the other one...but never mind...

Why don't you people just accept my win, so we can end this sillyness. You don't seriously want me to freeze a jw, do you?

[visitor]

Why don't you people just accept my win, so we can end this sillyness. You don't seriously want me to freeze a jw, do you?

*laughs at your attempt to win. 


***

[outin]

 

In an imagenary world maybe not, but this is real life (kind of...) 

[perfect_pitch]

I was actually talking about the other one...but never mind...

I know... I was trying to subvert your message so I could turn it into a win on my part.

Why don't you people just accept my win, so we can end this sillyness. You don't seriously want me to freeze a jw, do you?

What's a JW???

Oh, also... you aren't going to win.

[j_menz]

What's a JW???

Jehovah's Witnesses

[j_menz]

In an imagenary world maybe not, but this is real life (kind of...) 

Ignoring your spelling as my act of kindness for this month, this is in fact an imaginary world. Some of you are the somewhat peculiar results of figments produced by a particularly good cheese I ate before retiring.

[perfect_pitch]

You don't seriously want me to freeze a jw, do you?

Yes... I seriously do... Do it... C'mon you chicken... DO IT!!!

Here's one I prepared earlier:

[outin]

Yes... I seriously do... Do it... C'mon you chicken... DO IT!!!

I do have access to couple, but they are actually useful, so I don't think I will...

Besides I'm getting bored with freezing things

I think I will instead do something else...

[outin]

Ignoring your spelling as my act of kindness for this month,

Why thank you... as a sign of gratitude I will offer you something for the next month:

[perfect_pitch]

If that's Margaret Thatcher - I don't think people will care...   

[outin]

If that's Margaret Thatcher - I don't think people will care...   

I have no idea who it is, I randomly chose someone to melt...

[visitor]

I know... I was trying to subvert your message so I could turn it into a win on my part.

What's a JW???

Oh, also... you aren't going to win.

you're ruthless!

[outin]

you're ruthless!

Oh no, he's a puppy!

[perfect_pitch]

I have no idea who it is, I randomly chose someone to melt...

Next time... go melt a Scientologist.     

[j_menz]

Next time... go melt a Scientologist.     

Some of them manage their own meltdowns....

[perprocrastinate]

Almost two years, and I still haven't managed to find out what this thread is about. It's not really about having the last post, is it?

But if it is, I win!

[j_menz]

Almost two years, and I still haven't managed to find out what this thread is about. It's not really about having the last post, is it?

But if it is, I win!

It's a living metaphor for the transience of states.

For example, now you don't.

[outin]

And now I do!

It's been a while so...

[j_menz]

And now I do!

It's been a while so...

Not nearly long enough. Oh, and now you don't.

[outin]

Not nearly long enough. Oh, and now you don't.

Actually I did, do and shall do again and again...because

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but the problem is - that implies that you were born to win... possibly only once. And you have won... in the past.

I however am a Scottish argumentative f#$%er, so there's no way you guys stand a chance against me... I will continue winning, after all - that's all we do.

We even invented Whisky as a drink to celebrate the fact that we are winners!

[j_menz]

I will continue winning, after all - that's all we do.

We even invented Whisky as a drink to celebrate the fact that we are winners!

And the last Scottish victory was... ummm... Haddington? Redeswire? Quite a long time between drinks (whisky or otherwise, which was in fact an Irish invention, much as the Scots may have improved it).

Meanwhile, the rightful order of things is restored, though you may attempt to momentarily disrupt it.

[outin]

You people stuck there on your little island maybe can score little wins against each other, but you stand no chance against the

[j_menz]

Well, with global warming he's going to get his feet wet.

Sitting on that lumpy bit at the bottom, right?

[outin]

Well, with global warming he's going to get his feet wet.

Nope, the ruler is prepared

[Bob]

[j_menz]

No wonder they got into financial trouble. There were smaller ones around in the 60s...

[perfect_pitch]

Meanwhile, the rightful order of things is restored, though you may attempt to momentarily disrupt it.

Well... how about you have a seat on your throne then.





Remember to flush.   

[j_menz]

Remember to flush.   

Mine doesn't.



Now, off to the dungeons with you...