Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Those two things have nothing to do with each other.

Well... yes. Given the multiple line spaces between one and the other - it was clear that the Chocolate remark was unrelated to the Battling image.

Well done you... finally being able to read social and communicative cues in text. Hooray.

I'm still voting for J_Tour.

[lostinidlewonder]

Say it again?

[j_tour]

Those two things have nothing to do with each other.

ARBEIT MACHT FREI!

[perfect_pitch]

Say it again?

Never liked Little Britain... thought it was a bit low-brow. I prefer higher level comedy.

Mr. Bean was brilliant - same with Seinfeld.

[j_tour]

Mr. Bean was brilliant - same with Seinfeld.

Both notable comics former students of Paul "Crocodile Hunter" Hogan, the pioneering comedian of the outback.

[perfect_pitch]

No... don't say that. Paul Hogan was barely funny and merely had a one hit wonder movie which he tried to elongate into 2 more movies which weren't as great, before doing other movies that sullied his reputation and had him shrink into obscurity.

That was... until the government realised he had duped them out of millions of dollars of tax revenue, prompting a younger generation of kids to google 'who the fxck is paul hogan?' along with 'was paul hogan ever funny?'. 

[j_tour]

That was... until the government realised he had duped them out of millions of dollars of tax revenue

I don't believe I've ever heard that.

Guess that means you're not a fan!   

[perfect_pitch]

Guess that means you're not a fan!

[lostinidlewonder]

I prefer higher level comedy.

High comedy, like this?

[perfect_pitch]

High comedy, like this?

Really... Grandmas smoking weed? This is considered as comedy?

Our species is doomed...

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

I did - there wasn't much to think about.

[lostinidlewonder]

Really... Grandmas smoking weed? This is considered as comedy?

Our species is doomed...

What would you consider it then, drama sci-fi fantasy? Best of all, it's a true story though.

[perfect_pitch]

Best of all, it's a true story though.

Yeah... but no one really wants reality. Hell, it's why most reality shows have declined in popularity. It rots the brain; after all - look at all the kids on social media just sitting there glued to game streamers and their inane banter.

[lostinidlewonder]

I dunno, I don't go through this world complaining about things that I wouldn't do and other do do, unless it's important to me, but I don't find reality TV too important, the true story part looks true but it's not really true. I had a friend on Masterchef and he said it's certainly not what it looks like.

[j_tour]

Yeah... but no one really wants reality. Hell, it's why most reality shows have declined in popularity. It rots the brain; after all - look at all the kids on social media just sitting there glued to game streamers and their inane banter.

Nonsense.

If I had a nickel cylinder for every one of those youths who seek knowledge about the keyboard I'd be probably negative some cylinders.

The kids are OK.  They're just doing their own thing, man.  Their own Justin Bieber thing, man.  It's organic and rooted in tradition.

[perfect_pitch]

Their own Justin Bieber thing, man.

Justin Bieber is part of the problem... him and the other douche bags who now seem to look good on camera but have almost fxck all talent without their auto-tune and their lip-synching and idiotic aerobic instructed choreographic dance moves.

Musicians decades ago actually sang and wrote their own songs... not have some corporate fxckwit write it for them and turn them all into a bunch of karaoke singers.

[j_tour]

Justin Bieber is part of the problem... him and the other douche bags who now seem to look good on camera but have almost fxck all talent without their auto-tune and their lip-synching and idiotic aerobic instructed choreographic dance moves.

Musicians decades ago actually sang and wrote their own songs... not have some corporate fxckwit write it for them and turn them all into a bunch of karaoke singers.

Ehhh....you get it all out of your system?

Yes, well, IIRC Bieber was just a kid on a trap drums doing something or other on leTube.  Don't care one way or the other.

But, to echo something Bob Dylan (whom I do not care for, generally) said in an interview, "pop music, that is music for the corporation, it's all easy listening music, the rappers and hip-hop and pop stylists."

But at least in my diocese, we will have a Missa Solemnis for that old f*cker il Papa who croaked.

Beethoven, Mozart, Bach....all wrote beautiful Requiem masses.  Among so many other composers.

The structure is somewhat the same as the novus ordo, but, for example, the D minor requiem mass of Mozart is a nice example.  The Kyrie, and....well, he didn't finish it, but he would have done the Credo and possibly included the Salve Regina.  No way to know.   

Well, historians and musicologists would know better, but I just play piano and am not a scholar.

[perfect_pitch]

You may not be a scholar, but even you can appreciate that Justin Bieber is a cancer on the music scene and has been for the last 15 years.

[j_tour]

You may not be a scholar, but even you can appreciate that Justin Bieber is a cancer on the music scene and has been for the last 15 years.

A Britney Spears says what?

I like the compression on the trap drums, and would that they had applied it to the guitar.  I don't know, probably applied at the console, and they didn't have enough for the guitar overdubs.  Don't actually know.  It's a good DI bass sound, almost worthy of Paul Jackson, Jr., and the organ sounds good.  The wah does sound good with the guitar.

But nobody effing knows WTH chords JOS is playing during the extended walk-up....obviously, one can hear the leading tone and the bass line, and either hear or deduce the intermediary pitches....it doesn't make sense in Roman Numeral Analysis, aka functional harmony.

[perfect_pitch]

But nobody effing knows WTH chords JOS is playing during the extended walk-up....obviously, one can hear the leading tone and the bass line, and either hear or deduce the intermediary pitches....it doesn't make sense in Roman Numeral Analysis, aka functional harmony.

Maybe not mere mortals... but my entire life is just hearing chords and harmonies. Whether it's a PA chime at the airport, or listening to Bartok - all I see is the notes, and my brain fills in the rest.

It does get a bit exhausting after a while.

[j_tour]

It does get a bit exhausting after a while.

But it cannot fright back and do way instain, and my pary is with.

[perfect_pitch]

But it cannot fright back and do way instain, and my pary is with.

Do we have a 12th century translator here? We seem to have either discovered a time traveller, or someone who is so old he was mates with Shakespeare.

Either way - no one can understand him... also, I believe you meant to say 'fight back'

[lostinidlewonder]

Yes I'm from the 12th century. True story.

[j_tour]

Yes I'm from the 12th century. True story.

XII century renaissance, as it's called, aside, the trecento is where it's really at.

[perfect_pitch]

Bet you can't wait to party like its 1299...

[j_tour]

Bet you can't wait to party like its 1299...

Boy can't I ever!

That was when babby formed!

[lostinidlewonder]

We abiden the Feest of the Annunciacioun.

[perfect_pitch]

That was when babby formed!

You're a strange person... I wonder if we'll ever meet in person...

[lostinidlewonder]

It's just like "Babby back ribs" you can taste the babby.

You can also shave the babby.

[gasplamey]

You can also shave the babby.

Not even going to be in courier for this, but what kind of pedo would buy or manufacture THAT???

[perfect_pitch]

If there's one thing humanity has taught me, it's that some people are just so screwed in the head - that involuntary euthanasia would probably be a blessing for the benefit of humanity.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna6930789

It's a scary world out there...

[gasplamey]

If there's one thing humanity has taught me, it's that some people are just so screwed in the head - that involuntary euthanasia would probably be a blessing for the benefit of humanity.

YOU'RE LITERALLY SUGGESTING STATE-SPONSORED MURDER.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC.K IS WRONG WITH YOU.

[j_tour]

You're a strange person... I wonder if we'll ever meet in person...

We already have. 

I see you every day.

I'm a peepie!

YOU'RE LITERALLY SUGGESTING STATE-SPONSORED MURDER.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKIS WRONG WITH YOU.[/b]

ZOMG that do way instain mother who babby cannot fright back!

That is just horrible!

Gasphlemy is absolutely right.

Go back to China, you commie, p_p!  Redeem yourself with social credit!

You can also shave the babby.

I'm only allowed to shave one babby per day.  It's part my pre-trial diversion conditions.

[gasplamey]

I'm only allowed to shave one babby per day.  It's part my pre-trial diversion conditions.

Pre-trial diversion conditions?
What pre-trial diversion could possibly have sleeping with a baby after shaving it as a condition?

[perfect_pitch]

YOU'RE LITERALLY SUGGESTING STATE-SPONSORED MURDER.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC.K IS WRONG WITH YOU.

There are rapists and murderers in jail who after committing heinous crimes are left to enjoy the pleasures of getting 3 meals a day, time in the exercise yard and all on the taxpayers dollar; meanwhile many victims are either left to spend the rest of their lives trying to get over the horrific atroricities that have been inflicted upon them, or the victims are rotting in the ground and their family and friends have to mourn their death.

And you wonder what the hell is wrong with me??? It's the WORLD that is wrong... not me. I don't want my taxpaying dollars going to keeping those miserable miscreants alive... I'd rather that money go towards hospitals, policing, better roads, supplying psychological care for those who have been wronged.

I'm the LAST person you need to worry about.

[lostinidlewonder]

Yeah sounds all fun and games until you make mistakes.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrongful_execution

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe, but I'm sure there are many cases where the evidence is solid as a rock. No point feeding these people and letting them live while their victims rot in the ground.

In those cases - I'd say bring back the Pancuronium bromide and put these people out of their misery.

[lostinidlewonder]

The line of what defines "as solid as a rock" is vague. You are either for capital punishment and you accept innocent people will be put to death, or you are against it because of how imperfect our judgement can be.

Lingering in a prison is worse than death for many.

You can always make it go faster though, with speed holes.

[gasplamey]

There are rapists and murderers in jail who after committing heinous crimes are left to enjoy the pleasures of getting 3 meals a day, time in the exercise yard and all on the taxpayers dollar; meanwhile many victims are either left to spend the rest of their lives trying to get over the horrific atroricities that have been inflicted upon them, or the victims are rotting in the ground and their family and friends have to mourn their death.

And you wonder what the hell is wrong with me??? It's the WORLD that is wrong... not me. I don't want my taxpaying dollars going to keeping those miserable miscreants alive... I'd rather that money go towards hospitals, policing, better roads, supplying psychological care for those who have been wronged.

I'm the LAST person you need to worry about.

This has nothing to do with what we were talking about.
We were talking about whether governments should be allowed to forcibly murder random people who they deem "unfit to live" because they're "stupid" or "inferior."
We were not talking about whether or not the death penalty can/should be used on convicted felons.

[j_tour]

We were talking about whether governments should be allowed to forcibly murder random people who they deem "unfit to live" because they're "stupid" or "inferior."

Do you suppose p_p might have been indulging in a bit of hyperbole?

It's possible, you know.

What is this, coffee shop debate time or something?

Everyone, shuddup and play your axe!

Pre-trial diversion conditions?  What pre-trial diversion could possibly have sleeping with a baby after shaving it as a condition?

I think there's a well known principle, kind of an heuristic, that suggests one should consider if asking questions to which one does not know the answer is wise or fruitful.

In many contexts.

And I don't think babies "sleep" in the sense that adults understand.  Unless one puts them in an oxygen deprived cage and uses negative reinforcement to discourage their caterwauling by means of a shock-collar.

Perhaps technology has changed, but that's what I'd do, anyway.

In those cases - I'd say bring back the Pancuronium bromide and put these people out of their misery.

I think you misspelled "hydrogen cyanide" there, Mr. Law and Order.

[perfect_pitch]

I think you misspelled "hydrogen cyanide" there, Mr. Law and Order.

Maybe get your facts right before you mouth off about something you don't really know anything about?

Typically, three drugs are used in lethal injection. Pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) is used to cause muscle paralysis and decreased neural transmission to the lungs, potassium chloride to stop the heart, and midazolam for sedation

Hydrogen Cyanide was used against the Jews in the concentration camps

[j_tour]

Hydrogen Cyanide was used against the Jews in the concentration camps

It was?  I had no idea.

Don't you have a baby to go shave or something?

[perfect_pitch]

Don't you have a baby to go shave or something?

I'm not the one who shaves babies...

I'm only allowed to shave one babby per day.  It's part my pre-trial diversion conditions.

[lostinidlewonder]

Guys! Please! There're plenty of babies for everyone to shave.

[j_tour]

Guys! Please! There're plenty of babies for everyone to shave.

But only to do way instain mother!

Who babby cannot fright back.  My pary is with babby who not formed and cannot shaved back.

But, srsly, who the hell doesn't "get" this ancient meme?

And yes, I misspelled "fright"....actually supposed to be "babby frigth."  Apologies for that.

/* edit that is kind of interesting that Jimmy Smith switches between the percussion (upper) manual) and the lower manual for really trivial reasons. 

He's obviously not changing changing registrations much, but if you listen to the "percussion" effect it's obvious.

Most of his comping work is done without percussion, of course, but in his statement of the melody of his tune, he does go back and forth....for like one beat or a half-beat.

Trust me:  once you hear it, you cannot unhear it.  */

[perfect_pitch]

What in the dear fxck did I just watch... and also - you owe me a new pair of speakers for not displaying a volume warning.

Thanks, you bxstxrd.   

(Seriously - this board needs to be updated to allow for Windows emoji's. The limited range ones we have are meagre.)

[j_tour]

What in the dear fxck did I just watch... and also - you owe me a new pair of speakers for not displaying a volume warning.

Meh, go shave your baby or whatever.

[perfect_pitch]

I thought that was your "thing"...

I don't go near babies in any shape or form. You keep your kink to yourself and stop trying to assume that everyone else does the same thing you do.

[j_tour]

I thought that was your "thing"...

I don't go near babies in any shape or form. You keep your kink to yourself and stop trying to assume that everyone else does the same thing you do.

You cannot frigth back. 

Go do babby way instain.