I just put pencils in my ears.
When it comes to quarter-tone music - I like to do the same......and continue driving the pencils into my cranium until the horrific squealing of the piano stops.
how do you get a pianist off your front porch? Pay her for the pizza.
Is that how people get rid of you?
I will do just about anything for pizza
Meh... stun gun, element of surprise - can't be that hard. Most of Batman's nemeses have had luck whooping his arse - can't be that hard.
Yeah, well, would you whup Batman's a**?That's right.Think about it.
I am good friend with bats, so while I would not want to, I do know their weaknesses...
Well... they are blind - so that makes things easier.
Tennis racket. While riding polo ponies and wearing white flannel.It's like a sport. A blood sport, you know. Definitely English noblemen came up with it, cause it's totally disgusting and weird.
There are no words... none... I am out of words to say. Just... none.
...... ...Even Freud wouldn't know what to do with you.
Well, I guess we know who doesn't want to hunt bats with tennis rackets.Bats is some good eating, though. The taste is somewhat similar to a cross between boiled horse hooves and shanks, and your average domestic dog, though, so bats are served heavily seasoned, usually.
Bat pizza? I'd add some garlic and chili...
My Vampiric friend would advise against that.
You'd choose Zombie over vampire??? Are you nuts?
I'm pretty sure Vampires can eat solid foods as well...Plus, ordering a genuine proper Bloody Mary would be awesome!
He's definitely limited for piano repertoire.
True...but there's always Scriabin and some other great left hand stuff
Yeah, but zombies are color-blind, so Scriabin would not have been so into them playing his stuff.It's a little-known fact, but it is true.
Yeah, but zombies are color-blind
Hmm...that is something to consider. However I do not think one has to have synesthesia to play his music, so I think I will manage
They also do not care for the number eight, they love sweets made from chocolate or honey, and are easily provoked.
Like me then...Maybe I'll be a zombie koala and eat your brain!
Chances are any survivor with a gun will have shot you both.
That's not American... that's survival. Police over here carry guns, I just need to find a Zombie Cop and procure his weapon...Don't they teach you those very important survival skills in Finland?
Have you seen most zombie movies... it would take longer for you to advance 50 yards than it would take for me to load a bazooka. You ain't getting any brains - not on my watch.
You realise there's no such thing as drop-bears in Australia?
I'm not seeing a huge difference, except the meat-eating part maybe.
And the fact that they're not real???
Ha! I knew you have a hidden little American inside
Yeah, sure. And Yankees don't only subsist on gunpowder, Slim Jims, pale Teutonic pilsners and John Wayne movies.
No... they also have misogyny and racism.
You kinemortophobic bastard.
I believe the politically correct thing to say is "not born of parents in a christian marriage"...shame on you!
Why does a bastard need not to have been born of a christian marriage...
Now to get back on topic. I came here to post this.https://i.imgur.com/rCFq0Sk.mp4
Where in the great, horrific depths of the internet [does Bob} find this crap?