Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

It costs a hundred if you watch.

Is THAT the note you want to end on in 2019???

[Bob]

*Bob considers becoming Samoan, just to get to the new year faster....*

[perfect_pitch]

Well... tough. Happy new year you ivory-tickling buggers.

[Bob]

It's not the new year yet.  You came in too early.  You need to try to play the rest of the ensemble better.

[j_tour]

Is THAT the note you want to end on in 2019???

Pretty sure.  I hope they write in my obit, "Here lies a man who created an anatomically correct model of Joe Stalin, stuffed it full of cold cuts, and did what any red-blooded man would do with it."

It's not factually true, but close enough.

[perfect_pitch]

It's not the new year yet.  You came in too early.  You need to try to play the rest of the ensemble better.

It was new year here, so technically I was on time and you were too late.

I hope they write in my obit, "Here lies a man who created an anatomically correct model of Joe Stalin, stuffed it full of cold cuts, and did what any red-blooded man would do with it."

I would like to see that in real life. I tried to do a mock up for you, so you can see what it will look like beyond the grave, but couldn't be arsed.

[j_tour]

I would like to see that in real life. I tried to do a mock up for you, so you can see what it will look like beyond the grave, but couldn't be arsed.

That is the oldest excuse in the book:  "A dingo ate my Stalin Real Doll!  Halp!  What shall I ever do?"

Every man, woman, and child should have his or her own meat-mannequin, according to his or her preferences.

It is Ape Law, I am certain.

[perfect_pitch]

Every man, woman, and child should have his or her own meat-mannequin, according to his or her preferences.

Lady Gaga got close...

[Bob]

[j_tour]

Judas effing priest.

I think ....  OH for .... eff sake ...

I actually did spend about thirty seconds looking for my copy of Finnegans Wake and about sixty seconds in a blind fury that it wasn't where I left it.

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh.....................................censors of the board.

EFFFFFFFF..........

I really do not like those images!!!!!!!!!


MMMMM........WAIT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Mrs Dignam, widow woman.

That is all.

I can find effing cra* sh** for all of Finnegan and still the golldarn Molly Ulysses is at my bleeding breetches. 

Digital age this. 

Oh yeah, and, like happy new year or whatever. 

[perfect_pitch]

You don't like pictures of Bill Gates???

Look at him...



LOOK AT HIM!!!

[Bob]

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

*Bob, not posting something about marshmellows because it would be in really bad taste, and he thought perfect_pitch may actually have been displaced by the fires.* 




I've got so much food, my stomach feels really full.  That's my problem.

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob, not posting something about marshmellows because it would be in really bad taste, and he thought perfect_pitch may actually have been displaced by the fires.

I've got nothing wrong with Marshmallows (spelling, Bob).

[Bob]

Take a break.  Listen to some... music. 

[perfect_pitch]

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT BOB... YOU MONSTER!!!

YOU EVIL, MONSTROUS, VINDICTIVE, SACK OF CRAP... YOU WILL BRING DOWN HUMANITY.



Oh wait... I forgot to click the play button.


On another note... Don't let Sorabji win... cast your vote for Microwaves everywhere!!!
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=66025.0

 

[ahinton]

On another note... Don't let Sorabji win... cast your vote for Microwaves everywhere!!!
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=66025.0 

Too late, it would seem (not that any serious and credible "winning" and "losing" was ever involved, of course)...

Best,

Alistair

[perfect_pitch]

That's a low blow for credible musicians everywhere...

[ahinton]

That's a low blow for credible musicians everywhere...

I rather doubt that!

Anyway, for what it may or may not be worth, there is a dedicated thread for the discussion of that topic; it isn't this one.

Best,

Alistair

[perfect_pitch]

I rather doubt that!

Well doubt it all you want, but you'd be wrong.

Anyway, this is the last post wins thread - anything goes. We've been talking about random stuff for ages.

You're not one of the regulars, so you can be excused...





(this one time)

[ahinton]

Well doubt it all you want, but you'd be wrong.

The poll result is all that counts, for what it and the poll itself was worth.

Best,

Alistair

[perfect_pitch]

The poll result is all that counts, for what it and the poll itself was worth.

Yeah, but we all know polls are biased and don't represent people reasonably.

Look at the first initial Brexit vote.     

[ahinton]

Yeah, but we all know polls are biased and don't represent people reasonably.

Look at the first initial Brexit vote.     

You fell straight into the trap set for you, in so doing feigning to omit to notice the words "for what it and the poll itself was worth" in my post; says it all, really. Both this poll and the "Brexit" one were entirely unnecessary.

Best,

Alistair

[lostinidlewonder]

Both this poll and the "Brexit" one were entirely unnecessary.

As too are your responses, so unnecessary, yet you continue lol.

[perfect_pitch]

As too are your responses, so unnecessary, yet you continue lol.

High five Lostinidlewonder...

[Bob]

[lostinidlewonder]

Here's a song from Sorabji to enjoy:

[ahinton]

As too are your responses, so unnecessary, yet you continue

Unnecessary to you, perhaps - but then I am not addressing any of my posts solely to any one member in particular, even when I might be replying to a post by one such. At least you appear, albeit tacitly / implicitly - to recognise and agree that the "Brexit" poll and the one about hiss were unnecessary, so one ought perhaps to be grateful for small mercies, I suppose...

Best,

Alistair

[ahinton]

Here's a song from Sorabji to enjoy:

...which I can imagine that most if not all members reading your post would know that it is neither a song nor from or by Sorabji without even bothering to listen to it. Certain things please certain minds, one might suppose...

Best,

Alistair

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sorry Bob, but first of all - that high five wasn't for you... and secondly of all, posting it with Sasha Baron Cohen is insulting. You may as well have spit in my face...

most if not all members reading your post would know that it is neither a song nor from or by Sorabji

Maybe, but it sounds just as melodic as Sorabji's works.     

[ahinton]

I'm sorry Bob, but first of all - that high five wasn't for you... and secondly of all, posting it with Sasha Baron Cohen is insulting. You may as well have spit in my face...

Maybe, but it sounds just as melodic as Sorabji's works.     

If it does so to you, so be it (although that would be quite curious in view of its obvious lack of melodic content compared to almost anyone's music, including that of Sorabji) but, again, you appear to be seeking to pass off your own personal opinion as widely accepted fact, which it is not and which accordingly does you no favours.

Best,

Alistair

[lostinidlewonder]

Unnecessary to you, perhaps

Perhaps just me? Oh dear no ahinton, its MORE perhaps more than just me, perhaps just for YOU its just ME but thats just you, if you had any sense you would see its more than just me, a number more will agree. In any respect my judgement that your commentary is uncessarry hold just as much water as your opinion of what is unncessary even though you attempt (quite mistakenly and by a wide margin of error) to make it look lesser and it being a consideration that only extenuates from my own private ideologies.

At least you appear, albeit tacitly / implicitly - to recognise and agree that the "Brexit" poll and the one about hiss were unnecessary, so one ought perhaps to be grateful for small mercies, I suppose...

I recognise more importantly your continual investment in such useless threads. Your passive aggressive responses trying to question everything everyone says is just really tiresome to constantly see and its over nothing at all, useless.

ps you will never win this thread, just keep trying, you will be beaten to a pulp this is certainly one thread you will NEVER get the last word.

[lostinidlewonder]

...which I can imagine that most if not all members reading your post would know that it is neither a song nor from or by Sorabji without even bothering to listen to it. Certain things please certain minds, one might suppose...

Yeah yeah you don't have to explain it all ahinton we are not stupid you know. You're right it's not Sorabji, I mistook it for one of his works, a very easy thing to do rofl ahhaha

[ahinton]

Perhaps just me? Oh dear no ahinton, its MORE perhaps more than just me, perhaps just for YOU its just ME but thats just you, if you had any sense you would see its more than just me, a number more will agree. In any respect my judgement that your commentary is uncessarry hold just as much water as your opinion of what is unncessary even though you attempt (quite mistakenly and by a wide margin of error) to make it look lesser and it being a consideration that only extenuates from my own private ideologies.

You are able only to speak for yourself and no one else can do that for you (nor indeed should they).

I recognise more importantly your continual investment in such useless threads. Your passive aggressive responses trying to question everything everyone says is just really tiresome to constantly see and its over nothing at all, useless.

!!!

ps you will never win this thread, just keep trying, you will be beaten to a pulp this is certainly one thread you will NEVER get the last word.

I am not seeking to "win" anything here so am not trying to do so. Do be careful, though, unless you're prepared to have the thread edited down...

Best,

Alistair

[j_tour]

So, in summary.

Retard, retard, retard who is from Oz so who gives a sh*t, also retard, but he's demented and old, and some effing MOAR retarded ess?

Well color me surprised that some moron wants to pretend to speak.

That's your cue, Bob.  Do a photomagic or whatever. 

[lostinidlewonder]

You are able only to speak for yourself and no one else can do that for you (nor indeed should they).

I don't need to only speak for myself when I obviously know a number of other members where who think your contributions to useless threads are unecessary, also your nitpicking and questioning people questions which a high propensity, quite unnecessary.

I am not seeking to "win" anything here so am not trying to do so.

That's good because you are quite a loser here.

Do be careful, though, unless you're prepared to have the thread edited down...

Oh are you going to dob on us to Nils? ahahahah what a cry baby. Last post wins, so you are a a loser. I don't care if its edited down, the point is to get you to respond, I don't care if it remains or not, I won't let you have the last word EVER, I will continue forever and beat you, that is aferall the nature of this thread you have mistakenly started contributing to. The point of this thread is to be beaten, I know you are not used to losing so it will be a hard lesson for you.

[lostinidlewonder]

So, in summary.

Retard, retard, retard who is from Oz so who gives a sh*t, also retard, but he's demented and old, and some effing MOAR retarded ess?

You still lose j_tour, you fail and lose so bad, don't worry. I beat you.

[lostinidlewonder]

Maybe, but it sounds just as melodic as Sorabji's works.     

You are right perfect_pitch, very very true!!! I am with you on that boat and many others, so it is not just you as ahinton is trying to make it out to look to be... In any case you still lose.

[perfect_pitch]

I was in reply to alistair, trying to find that video on YouTube that was posted here a LONG while ago where a young man seems to just go to town on a piano in a dark nightclub mashing the keys like a crazy hobo on CRACK, where are some point he also brings his left foot up to mash on the keys.

After searching for 30 mins though, I couldn't find it... I don't suppose anyone knows which one I'm talking about?

[ahinton]

Oh are you going to dob on us to Nils?

Certainly not! Why? Nils is perfectly capable of making his own decisions whenever he might feel that any require to be made, without any external interference. And who, for that matter, is "us"?...

I don't care if it remains or not, I won't let you have the last word EVER, I will continue forever and beat you, that is aferall the nature of this thread you have mistakenly started contributing to. The point of this thread is to be beaten, I know you are not used to losing so it will be a hard lesson for you.

!!!

Best,

Alistair

[ahinton]

I was in reply to alistair, trying to find that video on YouTube that was posted here a LONG while ago where a young man seems to just go to town on a piano in a dark nightclub mashing the keys like a crazy hobo on CRACK, where are some point he also brings his left foot up to mash on the keys.

After searching for 30 mins though, I couldn't find it... I don't suppose anyone knows which one I'm talking about?

I do. Someone also uploaded the person concerned playing the final movement of Alkan's solo Concerto which had to he heard to be disbelieved.

Best,

Alistair

[perfect_pitch]

Well, I tried searching for it and found nothing...     

[outin]

What the h*ll happened to this thread??? You are discussing MUSIC???

No distraction like that is going to stop me from being the winner you know...

And to get back on track, here's a cute animal picture

[ronde_des_sylphes]

I was in reply to alistair, trying to find that video on YouTube that was posted here a LONG while ago where a young man seems to just go to town on a piano in a dark nightclub mashing the keys like a crazy hobo on CRACK, where are some point he also brings his left foot up to mash on the keys.

After searching for 30 mins though, I couldn't find it... I don't suppose anyone knows which one I'm talking about?

Kentaro Noda, Three Shells.

See also:

[lostinidlewonder]

Certainly not! Why? Nils is perfectly capable of making his own decisions whenever he might feel that any require to be made, without any external interference. And who, for that matter, is "us"?...

He's a busy man you have to report a post to moderator for him to pay attention to something here. Obviously you think theres something here that requires attention otherwise you wouldn't have brought it up?

!!!

? ? ?


More importantly, I win... for now!

[lostinidlewonder]

Kentaro Noda, Three Shells.

See also:

AHAHAH ronde good one.

[ahinton]

He's a busy man you have to report a post to moderator for him to pay attention to something here.

Wrong. I have no doubt that he is a busy man but his decisions are not dependent upon reporting. For the record, I have reported nothing to him.

Best,

Alistair

[perfect_pitch]

And this kids... is what happens when you take drugs.