Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

I must say - that was an epic video, and I do love that meme.

[j_tour]

I so am totally in love with winning it1

Norm MacDonald is now my spirit animal!

Used to be Dean Martin.

No!  Norm MacDonald awarded me all points!

[perfect_pitch]

Nice to know he gave you all those points, and yet you still lose.

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe... so are your attempts to beat me at this thread.

[Bob]

You will remember this as the day that you almost won the thread.

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

So you admit to cheating...

GUARDS!!!

[Bob]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LikelySplendidAlbino-mobile.mp4

[perfect_pitch]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LikelySplendidAlbino-mobile.mp4

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

I swear - there are a MILLION memes on Bob. I plan on doing crap like this until I win.   

[outin]

I found one about you! I win!

[j_tour]

https://www.nataliedee.com/121911/

[j_tour]

Bob doubts Chuck Norris can play piano, but if he did, it would probably be with one thumb somehow.... 

You, sir, are no gentleman!  Images of a rude, vulgar expression, indeed.  In an important thread of great consequence to the advancement of the knowledge of the fine arts, no less. 

I demand satisfaction!  Pistols at dawn, provided your "thumb" is fit to hold the tool of a gentleman of rank and breeding.

To put my mind in a more tranquil state, I remind myself of the finer things.

[perfect_pitch]

I demand satisfaction! 

Why is it I thought of these guys...

[j_tour]

Why is it I thought of these guys...

That is a vulgar, repulsive photograph, young man. 

Why I can even see armadillos in the trousers of those hooligans.

This used to be such a nice place....I'm just going to...have a bit of a lie-down while I think of where mother put her wooden clothespins.

And I don't see Ian Stewart in that photograph.  It makes me weep a little, you youngsters and your rock and roll.  No pianist visible.  Please send more pictures, in discreet wrapping.

[visitor]

wuaah?

[outin]

I have the opposite problem, I seem to be unable to not get satisfaction



Especially from winning this thread over and over again!

[perfect_pitch]

I have the opposite problem, I seem to be unable to not get satisfaction

True, but you can be guaranteed that the satisfaction doesn't last long - especially when I'm around.     

[Bob]

Yes, it's fall.  Time to post some changing leaf pics. 

[j_tour]

Ah.  It is autumn.  When the leaves of the pansies fall and leave such delicate natural brocades upon the lawn.

And a young man's appetite turns to munching upon the tender buttons buried in the thick, mossy forests of the underbush.

Gertrude Stein did it, you know.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, well it's turning into Spring here in Australia, and it's getting hot as balls over here.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Well... it's a public holiday, and yet I got up early to go to the gym. This is how I feel:

[j_tour]

This is where I'm headed, with my new all-meat diet, compulsive small-stakes gambling on pool games, and dog-dong-sucking at piano.  Although I shave with a safety razor and don't comb my hair with a fork.

I don't have any nunchuk skills, but I'm pretty good at brute force at the warehouse, hurling insults at people in my way, and being a complete polite pervert to most women I meet.  They love it.

Pretty much winning.  Yep.  Pretty much.

[perfect_pitch]

That guys so famous, no one has heard of him.

This guy was a winner.

[j_tour]

Well, maybe.  All I know is a rat done bit my sister Nell.

Powers Boothe?  Are you effing kidding me?  That cracker a-hole sucks. 

He and Elon Musk's and Jeff Bezos's corpses should be sent to the effing moon.  Or Mars, or whatever they're doing now.

[perfect_pitch]

Well, maybe.  All I know is a rat done bit my sister Nell.

I don't know what drugs you are on... but damn, they must be the good stuff.

[j_tour]

I don't know what drugs you are on... but damn, they must be the good stuff.

Drugs are totally for losers. 

Powers Boothe.  He was the GG Allin of actors.  He would just effing do any drug you put in front of him, like a humanoid anteater camped out in front an anthill.  That is totally true:  he was completely out of control. 

And that's why we have whitey on the moon.

Because of Powers Boothe.

QED.

[perfect_pitch]

And that's why we have whitey on the moon.

Anyone else having trouble following j_tour???

What the heck does whitey on the moon mean?

[j_tour]

What the heck does whitey on the moon mean?

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Why do you I think I put the album cover of Gil Scott-Heron's Small Talk at 125th and Lenox?

It's pretty famous.

It sucks, it's like Rachmaninoff or something moron children like, but it's still an important cultural reference.

Does Gil Scott-Heron suck as much axx as Rachmaninoff's stupid crap?

I leave that for the viewers at home to decide.

OMG sucking axx!  It's downright pornographic!

Did somebody get rid of that little turd of a ponce who was all complaing and ess?  What a tool.  Lube up and take it. 

[perfect_pitch]

Did somebody get rid of that little turd of a ponce who was all complaing and ess?  What a tool.  Lube up and take it.

That statement along still makes me wonder if you're on SOMETHING...

You still won't win however. I own this thread.

[j_tour]

That statement along still makes me wonder if you're on SOMETHING...

You still won't win however. I own this thread.

Not possible.

It's like super un-possible. 

Bach rules.  Rachmaninoff is fools.

Plus, I like dug up the cremains of Mitsuko Uchida's ancient ancestors and snorted them, so I got that going for me.  That's a thing, right?  Like, dig up some remains and consume them?

Yeah, pretty sure.

[perfect_pitch]

Plus, I like dug up the cremains of Mitsuko Uchida's ancient ancestors and snorted them, so I got that going for me.  That's a thing, right?  Like, dig up some remains and consume them?

Somewhere in the world is a psychologist, drooling to get into that mind of yours to fish out what wonders like in all the deepest, darkest crevices of that brain... and to use that to pay off his summer home.

I really need to find out what you're on. Are you sure you're just eating 'normal' brownies???

[j_tour]

I really need to find out what you're on. Are you sure you're just eating 'normal' brownies???

Recreational marijuana is legal where I live, but all I know is it kind of brings to mind old young King Tut.  He did it now.

Poor dumb rednecks rolling logs?  Tired old ladies kissing dogs?  Can't use it.

Just keeping it real, yo. 

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[perfect_pitch]

Recreational marijuana is legal where I live

Now it all makes sense.

[j_tour]

Now it all makes sense.

OTAY!!! 

nah, only fourteen year old girls smoke da ciba!

I get high on the man upstairs!  Well, also crack cocaine, but I can stop anytime!

[outin]

Why do you I think I put the album cover of Gil Scott-Heron's Small Talk at 125th and Lenox?

It's pretty famous.

It sucks, it's like Rachmaninoff or something moron children like, but it's still an important cultural reference.

What the fck? G S-H didn't suck...to anybody. Normally I hate poetry, but absolutely love his recordings...

[perfect_pitch]

It sucks, it's like Rachmaninoff...

Rachmaninoff is a legend.

[j_tour]

Rachmaninoff is a legend.

So's bigfoot and the abomimable snowman.  And Ron Burgundy.

Whitey on the moon is a legend as well:  never happened.

[outin]

Rachmaninoff is a legend.

Not all legends are worth my time

[perfect_pitch]

Not all legends are worth my time

You're right... I'm sure Rachmaninoff wouldn't be happy with you wasting his time anyway.     

[outin]

You're right... I'm sure Rachmaninoff wouldn't be happy with you wasting his time anyway.     

Probably would not be happy about anything since he was prone to depression...

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but that lifted after he penned his 2nd piano concerto.

[j_tour]

.

[j_tour]

Yeah, but that lifted after he penned his 2nd piano concerto.

"Ah, mew, mew, I like that melody!  Oh!  It's so pretty!"

Rachmaninoff:  "Yes, baby, that's what I like to hear!  I'm so undepressed now!  You know, honey, what they say?  Long fingers....long sinews of undue influence on young boys and girls of all ages."

"Ah, mew, mew, I like that melody!  Oh!  It's so pretty!"

Prokofiev:  "Oh?  Well eff you too, mfer!  I'm making music here, so go and sod off, you ponce.  My boy Richter here, he's saying you have a nice piano here.  Shame if something happened to it."

[perfect_pitch]