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«Reply #9450 on: September 08, 2019, 08:31:33 PM »
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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«Reply #9451 on: September 09, 2019, 11:05:11 AM »
I must say - that was an epic video, and I do love that meme.

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«Reply #9452 on: September 10, 2019, 01:33:02 AM »
I so am totally in love with winning it1

Norm MacDonald is now my spirit animal!

Used to be Dean Martin.

No!  Norm MacDonald awarded me all points!

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«Reply #9453 on: September 10, 2019, 08:48:04 AM »
Nice to know he gave you all those points, and yet you still lose.

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«Reply #9454 on: September 11, 2019, 06:05:31 AM »
"The biggest risk in life is to take no risk at all."
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«Reply #9455 on: September 11, 2019, 09:10:33 AM »
Maybe... so are your attempts to beat me at this thread.

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«Reply #9456 on: September 12, 2019, 11:16:18 PM »


You will remember this as the day that you almost won the thread.
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."


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«Reply #9458 on: September 13, 2019, 10:53:10 PM »
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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«Reply #9459 on: September 13, 2019, 11:33:05 PM »
So you admit to cheating...

GUARDS!!!

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«Reply #9460 on: September 16, 2019, 10:48:52 PM »
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."


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«Reply #9462 on: September 18, 2019, 07:35:33 AM »
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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«Reply #9463 on: September 18, 2019, 08:46:23 AM »


I swear - there are a MILLION memes on Bob. I plan on doing crap like this until I win.    ;D




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«Reply #9464 on: September 18, 2019, 06:01:45 PM »
I found one about you! I win!

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«Reply #9465 on: September 22, 2019, 05:33:33 AM »
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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«Reply #9466 on: September 24, 2019, 03:25:17 AM »
Bob doubts Chuck Norris can play piano, but if he did, it would probably be with one thumb somehow....  ::)

You, sir, are no gentleman!  Images of a rude, vulgar expression, indeed.  In an important thread of great consequence to the advancement of the knowledge of the fine arts, no less. 

I demand satisfaction!  Pistols at dawn, provided your "thumb" is fit to hold the tool of a gentleman of rank and breeding.

To put my mind in a more tranquil state, I remind myself of the finer things.

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«Reply #9467 on: September 24, 2019, 08:49:56 AM »
I demand satisfaction! 

Why is it I thought of these guys...


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«Reply #9468 on: September 24, 2019, 01:48:45 PM »
Why is it I thought of these guys...

That is a vulgar, repulsive photograph, young man. 

Why I can even see armadillos in the trousers of those hooligans.

This used to be such a nice place....I'm just going to...have a bit of a lie-down while I think of where mother put her wooden clothespins.

And I don't see Ian Stewart in that photograph.  It makes me weep a little, you youngsters and your rock and roll.  No pianist visible.  Please send more pictures, in discreet wrapping.
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«Reply #9469 on: September 24, 2019, 10:02:59 PM »
wuaah?

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«Reply #9470 on: September 25, 2019, 06:28:39 PM »
I have the opposite problem, I seem to be unable to not get satisfaction ;)



Especially from winning this thread over and over again!

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«Reply #9471 on: September 26, 2019, 09:04:19 AM »
I have the opposite problem, I seem to be unable to not get satisfaction ;)

True, but you can be guaranteed that the satisfaction doesn't last long - especially when I'm around.     ;D

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«Reply #9472 on: September 26, 2019, 11:03:04 PM »
Yes, it's fall.  Time to post some changing leaf pics.  ::)

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«Reply #9473 on: September 27, 2019, 12:55:08 AM »
Ah.  It is autumn.  When the leaves of the pansies fall and leave such delicate natural brocades upon the lawn.

And a young man's appetite turns to munching upon the tender buttons buried in the thick, mossy forests of the underbush.

Gertrude Stein did it, you know.

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«Reply #9474 on: September 27, 2019, 10:08:03 AM »
Yeah, well it's turning into Spring here in Australia, and it's getting hot as balls over here.


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«Reply #9475 on: September 29, 2019, 12:27:00 PM »
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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«Reply #9476 on: September 29, 2019, 11:25:20 PM »
Well... it's a public holiday, and yet I got up early to go to the gym. This is how I feel:


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«Reply #9477 on: September 30, 2019, 04:10:27 AM »
This is where I'm headed, with my new all-meat diet, compulsive small-stakes gambling on pool games, and dog-dong-sucking at piano.  Although I shave with a safety razor and don't comb my hair with a fork.

I don't have any nunchuk skills, but I'm pretty good at brute force at the warehouse, hurling insults at people in my way, and being a complete polite pervert to most women I meet.  They love it.

Pretty much winning.  Yep.  Pretty much.

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«Reply #9478 on: September 30, 2019, 10:48:26 PM »


That guys so famous, no one has heard of him.

This guy was a winner.




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«Reply #9479 on: October 01, 2019, 01:05:28 AM »
Well, maybe.  All I know is a rat done bit my sister Nell.

Powers Boothe?  Are you effing kidding me?  That cracker a-hole sucks. 

He and Elon Musk's and Jeff Bezos's corpses should be sent to the effing moon.  Or Mars, or whatever they're doing now.

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«Reply #9480 on: October 01, 2019, 07:46:25 AM »
Well, maybe.  All I know is a rat done bit my sister Nell.

I don't know what drugs you are on... but damn, they must be the good stuff.

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«Reply #9481 on: October 01, 2019, 03:40:15 PM »
I don't know what drugs you are on... but damn, they must be the good stuff.

Drugs are totally for losers. 

Powers Boothe.  He was the GG Allin of actors.  He would just effing do any drug you put in front of him, like a humanoid anteater camped out in front an anthill.  That is totally true:  he was completely out of control. 

And that's why we have whitey on the moon.

Because of Powers Boothe.

QED.
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«Reply #9482 on: October 01, 2019, 11:46:32 PM »
And that's why we have whitey on the moon.

Anyone else having trouble following j_tour???

What the heck does whitey on the moon mean?

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«Reply #9483 on: October 02, 2019, 04:44:34 AM »
What the heck does whitey on the moon mean?

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Why do you I think I put the album cover of Gil Scott-Heron's Small Talk at 125th and Lenox?

It's pretty famous.

It sucks, it's like Rachmaninoff or something moron children like, but it's still an important cultural reference.

Does Gil Scott-Heron suck as much axx as Rachmaninoff's stupid crap?

I leave that for the viewers at home to decide.

OMG sucking axx!  It's downright pornographic!

Did somebody get rid of that little turd of a ponce who was all complaing and ess?  What a tool.  Lube up and take it. 
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«Reply #9484 on: October 02, 2019, 04:52:15 AM »
Did somebody get rid of that little turd of a ponce who was all complaing and ess?  What a tool.  Lube up and take it.

That statement along still makes me wonder if you're on SOMETHING...

You still won't win however. I own this thread.

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«Reply #9485 on: October 02, 2019, 05:24:03 AM »
That statement along still makes me wonder if you're on SOMETHING...

You still won't win however. I own this thread.

Not possible.

It's like super un-possible. 

Bach rules.  Rachmaninoff is fools.

Plus, I like dug up the cremains of Mitsuko Uchida's ancient ancestors and snorted them, so I got that going for me.  That's a thing, right?  Like, dig up some remains and consume them?

Yeah, pretty sure.
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«Reply #9486 on: October 02, 2019, 06:50:43 AM »
Plus, I like dug up the cremains of Mitsuko Uchida's ancient ancestors and snorted them, so I got that going for me.  That's a thing, right?  Like, dig up some remains and consume them?

Somewhere in the world is a psychologist, drooling to get into that mind of yours to fish out what wonders like in all the deepest, darkest crevices of that brain... and to use that to pay off his summer home.

I really need to find out what you're on. Are you sure you're just eating 'normal' brownies???

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«Reply #9487 on: October 02, 2019, 02:30:09 PM »
I really need to find out what you're on. Are you sure you're just eating 'normal' brownies???

Recreational marijuana is legal where I live, but all I know is it kind of brings to mind old young King Tut.  He did it now.

Poor dumb rednecks rolling logs?  Tired old ladies kissing dogs?  Can't use it.

Just keeping it real, yo. 



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«Reply #9488 on: October 03, 2019, 12:25:28 AM »
Recreational marijuana is legal where I live

Now it all makes sense.

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«Reply #9489 on: October 03, 2019, 05:26:16 PM »
Now it all makes sense.

OTAY!!! 

nah, only fourteen year old girls smoke da ciba!

I get high on the man upstairs!  Well, also crack cocaine, but I can stop anytime!


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«Reply #9490 on: October 03, 2019, 05:44:31 PM »

Why do you I think I put the album cover of Gil Scott-Heron's Small Talk at 125th and Lenox?

It's pretty famous.

It sucks, it's like Rachmaninoff or something moron children like, but it's still an important cultural reference.


What the fck? G S-H didn't suck...to anybody. Normally I hate poetry, but absolutely love his recordings...



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«Reply #9491 on: October 04, 2019, 01:03:51 AM »
It sucks, it's like Rachmaninoff...

Rachmaninoff is a legend.

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«Reply #9492 on: October 04, 2019, 03:44:52 AM »
Rachmaninoff is a legend.

So's bigfoot and the abomimable snowman.  And Ron Burgundy.

Whitey on the moon is a legend as well:  never happened.
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«Reply #9493 on: October 04, 2019, 04:26:03 AM »
Rachmaninoff is a legend.

Not all legends are worth my time ;)

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«Reply #9494 on: October 05, 2019, 12:54:03 AM »
Not all legends are worth my time ;)

You're right... I'm sure Rachmaninoff wouldn't be happy with you wasting his time anyway.     ;D

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«Reply #9495 on: October 05, 2019, 04:23:49 AM »
You're right... I'm sure Rachmaninoff wouldn't be happy with you wasting his time anyway.     ;D

Probably would not be happy about anything since he was prone to depression...



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«Reply #9496 on: October 05, 2019, 10:25:50 AM »
Yeah, but that lifted after he penned his 2nd piano concerto.

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«Reply #9497 on: October 05, 2019, 02:44:10 PM »
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My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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«Reply #9498 on: October 05, 2019, 03:20:09 PM »
Yeah, but that lifted after he penned his 2nd piano concerto.

"Ah, mew, mew, I like that melody!  Oh!  It's so pretty!"

Rachmaninoff:  "Yes, baby, that's what I like to hear!  I'm so undepressed now!  You know, honey, what they say?  Long fingers....long sinews of undue influence on young boys and girls of all ages."

"Ah, mew, mew, I like that melody!  Oh!  It's so pretty!"

Prokofiev:  "Oh?  Well eff you too, mfer!  I'm making music here, so go and sod off, you ponce.  My boy Richter here, he's saying you have a nice piano here.  Shame if something happened to it."
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.