Last post wins!!!!!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

This one isn't even funny...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Never.

Instead, 10th to last post wins!

[ravelfan07]

Never.

1000th post wins, yay or nay?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

1000th post wins, yay or nay?

25th post wins isn't doing great, so no.
I once again offer to put all 3 current threads out of business with 10th to last post wins.

[j_tour]

This one isn't even funny...

Funny ain't the point, son.

Winning isn't everything.  It's the only thing.

Now go practice, kid.

[perfect_pitch]

Might want to hold off on the celebrating, chief.

16384 would be a good number, for example

Wow... lo and behold - I won without even trying. Guess who managed to get Reply #16,384...

You may all bask in my superiority now... go ahead.

One more thing...
P_P, second to last post wins is 7 months old and well on it's way to it's 3rd page. 7 months in, Last post wins had gone quiet for ~5 months and was at page 2. Therefore, STPW has technically had more success than LPW.

Come back to me in a decade and we'll see which of these threads is more popular... and technically the 2nd to last post thread wins thread is a cheat since most people will literally double post in a row. Hell, most of the time YOU TRIPLE POST in a row. You take away all those duplicate posts and chances are it would still be on its first page.

It hasn't had more success than this thread... and you know it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Hell, most of the time YOU TRIPLE POST in a row. You take away all those duplicate posts and chances are it would still be on its first page.

It hasn't had more success than this thread... and you know it.

All you just proved is that you haven't read that thread.

[perfect_pitch]

All you just proved is that you haven't read that thread.

No... I had a quick look at it before I replied, and there are several instances of you posting 3 times in a row. In fact there are a number of instances of multiple people posting several times in a row.

Get over yourself... your thread isn't HALF as popular as this one is.

Accept it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

No... I had a quick look at it before I replied, and there are several instances of you posting 3 times in a row. In fact there are a number of instances of multiple people posting several times in a row.

Get over yourself... your thread isn't HALF as popular as this one is.

Accept it.

lmao, you need to get over YOURself and just admit that transitional is better.
Also, I triple posted twice (thrice if you count posting several days later) in the entire thread. Hardly "every single post," to use your words.

[lostinidlewonder]

Gentlemen, there's enough room for everyone on the winners seat.

[perfect_pitch]

lmao, you need to get over YOURself and just admit that transitional is better.

I knew you made the 25th reply wins thread, and just presumed you made the other one as well. My screw up - I'll accept it.

Also, I triple posted twice (thrice if you count posting several days later) in the entire thread. Hardly "every single post," to use your words.

Many, MANY people have double posted to be honest, so it's still not a fair comparison.

Anyway, that thread will be dead in about 2 months anyway, lost to oblivion forever. This thread will forever keep going... until you peasants accept I am better and allow me the final post.

I wonder if these threads ever get locked after a particular threshold (number wise). We hit the 2¹⁴th reply just a few days ago.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Many, MANY people have double posted to be honest, so it's still not a fair comparison.

That is literally the point of second to last post wins.

Anyway, that thread will be dead in about 2 months anyway, lost to oblivion forever.

You want to bet on that?

I wonder if these threads ever get locked after a particular threshold (number wise). We hit the 2¹⁴th reply just a few days ago.

That's actually a good question. Perhaps 999 pages, or 49,949-ish. I suppose there's no way to know until we get there.
Now I'm curious if nils has been updating the post limit to keep this thread going.

[ravelfan07]

That is literally the point of second to last post wins. ::)You want to bet on that?That's actually a good question. Perhaps 999 pages, or 49,949-ish. I suppose there's no way to know until we get there.
Now I'm curious if nils has been updating the post limit to keep this thread going.

I got 5 bucks this thread will outlive 2 months

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I got 5 bucks this thread will outlive 2 months

Not this thread, 2nd to last post wins.

[perfect_pitch]

I got 5 bucks this thread will outlive 2 months

I'll take that bet - the threads been going over 10 years. What's another 2 months...

 

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I'll take that bet - the threads been going over 10 years. What's another 2 months...

 

I see you and raise to $100.

[perfect_pitch]

I see you and raise to $100.

I think everyone is in agreement that this thread will be going on for years and years and years...

No point trying to raise the stakes.

I see your 25th reply thread eventually came to a close... but possibly because one user posted 4 bloody times in a row...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I think everyone is in agreement that this thread will be going on for years and years and years...

No point trying to raise the stakes.

I see your 25th reply thread eventually came to a close... but possibly because one user posted 4 bloody times in a row...

No, since it went on to post #31, I think it's safe to conclude that it would've made it to #25 anyways.

[ravelfan07]

I think everyone is in agreement that this thread will be going on for years and years and years...

No point trying to raise the stakes.

I see your 25th reply thread eventually came to a close... but possibly because one user posted 4 bloody times in a row...

It was me 😎

[liszt-and-the-galops]

It was me 😎

Imagine getting disqualified from a last post wins thread.

[ravelfan07]

Imagine getting disqualified from a last post wins thread.

Imagine NOT getting disqualified from a last post wins thread

[gasplamey]

Imagine NOT getting disqualified from a last post wins thread

Isn't that a good thing?

Gentlemen, the winner's seat is not a toilet. It's my chair and it only has room for ME.

[perfect_pitch]

Isn't that a good thing?Gentlemen, the winner's seat is not a toilet. It's my chair and it only has room for ME.

A sacrificial lamb if you will.   

[gasplamey]

A sacrificial lamb if you will.   

Here, have a duck.

[lostinidlewonder]

Gentlemen, the winner's seat is not a toilet. It's my chair and it only has room for ME.

Come on please move over a bit.

Here, have a duck.

At least you give a duck. Some people don't give a duck. Silly duckers.

[j_tour]

This used to be a nice average, bad neighborhood!

Lot of animal species here....some depicted in cartoon drawings.

I don't think they allowed that in the 1930s, back when I was a mere lad.

[perfect_pitch]

Come on please move over a bit.

At least you give a duck. Some people don't give a duck. Silly duckers.

Holy crap... that's can't be the result of just gluttony. Did she absorb someone elses arse and assimilate it as her own???

[liszt-and-the-galops]

At least you give a duck. Some people don't give a duck. Silly duckers.

The duck is of utmost importance.

[ravelfan07]

Isn't that a good thing?Gentlemen, the winner's seat is not a toilet. It's my chair and it only has room for ME.

>transitional won
>gasplamey says he is the winner
Hmm 🤔

[liszt-and-the-galops]

>transitional won
>gasplamey says he is the winner
Hmm 🤔

Transitional won. I made the contest so I decide.

[perfect_pitch]

>transitional won
>gasplamey says he is the winner
Hmm 🤔

I say settle it the old fashioned way. Let them have a gladiator gauntlet. Whoever lives (and is still breathing by the end of it)... is the winner of that thread.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I say settle it the old fashioned way. Let them have a gladiator gauntlet. Whoever lives (and is still breathing by the end of it)... is the winner of that thread.

That sounds like a trick.

[ravelfan07]

That sounds like a trick.

I’m with Liszt on this one

[perfect_pitch]

I'm with transitional on this one... it's the cheaters who usually win in life.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I'm with transitional on this one... it's the cheaters who usually win in life.

Ravelfan was the cheater, you silly goose.

[perfect_pitch]

Ravelfan was the cheater, you silly goose.[/img]

Honestly... I didn't give enough of a sh*t to really care, or to check.

This is the only thread worth fighting for... living for... winning for.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Honestly... I didn't give enough of a sh*t to really care, or to check.

This is the only thread worth fighting for... living for... winning for.

Now it's not.

[gasplamey]

I have finally read through the entirety of the Last Post wins thread, and have decided to donate all of my posts to the funniest person who posts here. Drum roll please...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I have finally read through the entirety of the Last Post wins thread, and have decided to donate all of my posts to the funniest person who posts here. Drum roll please...

Let me guess.
You.

[gasplamey]

Let me guess.
You.

That would defeat the point. It's actually...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

It's actually...

You.

[gasplamey]

Shut up.
What if it was GOING to be you, but you just blew that chance?

Anyways, from now on, every win I earn on this thread is the property of the user j_tour.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Shut up.
What if it was GOING to be you, but you just blew that chance?

Alt accounts are also banned in the rules.
https://www.pianostreet.com/forumrules.php

[transitional]

Anyways, from now on, every win I earn on this thread is the property of the user j_tour.

Interesting ideas going around here.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Interesting ideas going around here.

How tf do I pretend to be perfect_pitch...
I know!!!
Shut up and let me win. *completely unrelated image*

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!

I have eternally won because that quote is at the maximum possible time!  

[ravelfan07]

Shut up.
What if it was GOING to be you, but you just blew that chance?

Anyways, from now on, every win I earn on this thread is the property of the user j_tour.

That’s definitely your alt account

[perfect_pitch]

How tf do I pretend to be perfect_pitch...
I know!!!
Shut up and let me win. *completely unrelated image*


I have eternally won because that quote is at the maximum possible time!  

You can't 'pretend' to be me... you can only try and imitate, but all it will be is a very poor, meagre imitation of me.

And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me, who just don't give a *** like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me, and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me...

[j_tour]

I must see a boy fight.

To the death! 

No rules, no Marquess of Queensbury, no padded garments, no poncing about. 

A vicious massacre will be held.  It's been decided.

[gasplamey]

That’s definitely your alt account

You're wrong. I'm perfect-pitch's alternate account.
Totally.

[perfect_pitch]

You're wrong. I'm perfect-pitch's alternate account.
Totally.

I love your use of Courier font... you're definitely someones alternate account, but it definitely ain't me.

I wouldn't use that sorry arse typewriter font if you paid me.