Last post wins!!!!!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I guess... kudos to you.

I wonder if I'll get the 2^¹⁵th post in the next 10 years. Took us 10 years to get to 2^¹⁴th post...

1. How do you know it will be you (besides the obvious )
2. Well, there are more people now, so it'll probably take ~8 years. 7 if we're lucky.
2.1. On the other hand, ravelfan appears to have stopped posting, so down to ~4.5 people for the moment.

[perfect_pitch]

1. How do you know it will be you (besides the obvious )
2. Well, there are more people now, so it'll probably take ~8 years. 7 if we're lucky.
2.1. On the other hand, ravelfan appears to have stopped posting, so down to ~4.5 people for the moment.

1) I didn't say it WOULD be me, I just hoped it would. Speculation really...
2) I don't know - this post has been around for so long, I feel it's slightly waning in its popularity since it's starting to lose it's initial appeal.
2.1) He'll be back - knowing him. He's probably just on hiatus.

Also, you have to imagine if we would be more productive in the other threads, if this one particular thread didn't exist.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Also, you have to imagine if we would be more productive in the other threads, if this one particular thread didn't exist.

I mean, even with this thread, I've been running a tournament in miscellaneous that (as of right now) has 132 votes.

I feel it's slightly waning in its popularity

True, though I'd still bet it'll go on for quite a while.

2.1) He'll be back - knowing him. He's probably just on hiatus.

Frankly, the rest of us would benefit in this thread if he didn't...

[j_tour]

Why is it never the time to slay the younglings?  It's very unfair.

What the **** does that have to do with the difference in time between New Jersey and Perth?

You have to ask?  Disappointing!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Why is it never the time to slay the younglings?  It's very unfair.

We're all too tough for you --even p_p.

[j_tour]

We're all too tough for you --even p_p.

Ah yes, p_p the known ironman of all things here. 

Don't worry about it, honey.

I got this next post ready just for you, sweetheart.

[perfect_pitch]

Mmm... it's a Cabernet Savignon with black currant notes that can be accompanied by green bell pepper notes, mint and cedar... and just a hint of Tinea.

Try enjoying your next glass of wine knowing that it could possibly have someone's smelly feet mashing those grapes together... hence why I drink Whiskey.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Try enjoying your next glass of wine knowing that it could possibly have someone's smelly feet mashing those grapes together... hence why I drink Whiskey.

And I don't drink at all because the only alcoholic drink I like is one specific variety of wine, and I know that this is how it's made.

[j_tour]

Try enjoying your next glass of wine knowing that it could possibly have someone's smelly feet mashing those grapes together... hence why I drink Whiskey.

At the moment, I'm sipping Ardbeg 10, as it happens.

What's your excuse?

Foot fetish?

Granted, the Ardbeg does taste and smell like feet roasted in fire, but it's an acquired taste.  A decent pour, is my verdict.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

What's your excuse?

I don't care.

[perfect_pitch]

At the moment, I'm sipping Ardbeg 10, as it happens.

I actually have a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue label... my god, that's good stuff.

Had it for 2 years so far and only taken 2 shots out of it. Wondering how long it'll last me.

I'll probably dip into it again when all of you realise I'm too good, and I finally win this thread.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I'll probably dip into it again when all of you realise I'm too good, and I finally win this thread.

I suggest that you just drink the rest of it, because that celebration will never come.

[perfect_pitch]

I suggest that you just drink the rest of it, because that celebration will never come.

Just because your signature says 'Conqueror of the Last Post Wins thread', doesn't make it true.

That's just wishful thinking... and before you say the same about myself... may I remind you I've been on this thread a DECADE longer than you have so I think this proves my dedication and stamina and willingness to commit to something.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

That's just wishful thinking... and before you say the same about myself... may I remind you I've been on this thread a DECADE longer than you have so I think this proves my dedication and stamina and willingness to commit to something.

I can still say that it's just wishful thinking on your part... for 1 thing, there are more people who aren't you than who are you, and for 2, you're not the youngest one here, and younger people have a huge advantage in games where outliving one's opponents is a method of victory.

Just because your signature says 'Conqueror of the Last Post Wins thread', doesn't make it true.

Yes it does.
The reason? I said so, and I define my signature's truthfulness.

[transitional]

j_tour will tell you guys that you are getting too obsessive and need to calm down.

I'll just leave it at what j_tour has to say.

[j_tour]

j_tour will tell you guys that you are getting too obsessive and need to calm down.

I'll just leave it at what j_tour has to say.

j_tour says this is right!

And that Johnnie Walker is for those beloved fairies prancing about the countryside, drinking their wee drams.  Of course, they would nae spill a drop of the Blue!

Innocent creatures, they.  And may they prance fondly while holding the future in their beady little wee eyes.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

j_tour will tell you guys that you are getting too obsessive and need to calm down.

I'll just leave it at what j_tour has to say.

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

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I WIN!!!

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I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

I WIN!!!

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I WIN!!!

[perfect_pitch]

I can still say that it's just wishful thinking on your part... for 1 thing, there are more people who aren't you than who are you, and for 2, you're not the youngest one here, and younger people have a huge advantage in games where outliving one's opponents is a method of victory.Yes it does.
The reason? I said so, and I define my signature's truthfulness.

I would take you seriously, if it wasn't for the fact that you're the newbie.

Keep dreaming Newbie.

for 1 thing, there are more people who aren't you than who are you

Yes, and over the last 11 years, I have bettered them all. That's a rather poor argument on your part. There have been many people who swore they would win - but they have come and gone. I am still here.

You don't stand a chance.

[j_tour]

Wow.  There's actually somebody who admits to being dumber than a bag of hair on here.

And that after a Wesley Willis video was quoted.  So.  Many.  Times.

It is true that a McDonalds hamburger is the worst.  It is worse than Burger King. 

Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, and rock over London, rock home Chicago.

[perfect_pitch]

Wow.  There's actually somebody who admits to being dumber than a bag of hair on here.

Most people won't touch that Wesley Willis video... not by a long shot.

You keep posting it... REPEATEDLY, but no one ever clicks on it.

Definition of insanity???

[gasplamey]

Most people won't touch that Wesley Willis video... not by a long shot.

You keep posting it... REPEATEDLY, but no one ever clicks on it.

Definition of insanity???

Plenty of people click it. Perhaps it is you who is insane.

[perfect_pitch]

Plenty of people click it.

Yeah... those with no taste in music. To this day I still haven't heard a single second of his music... I dare not click the play button on those videos.

[gasplamey]

Yeah... those with no taste in music. To this day I still haven't heard a single second of his music... I dare not click the play button on those videos.

That explains your childish behavior.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

That explains your childish behavior.

Plenty of people click it. Perhaps it is you who is insane.

And just when I thought they'd been banned...

[lostinidlewonder]

Musical taste of the 1930s was quite interesting. It's all gone downhill since then.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Musical taste of the 1930s was quite interesting. It's all gone downhill since then.

Agreed. Now, the only person anyone under the age of 16 can stand to listen to is Taylor Swift. I'm about to get murdered for this by every "swiftie" on this site, but her music is just straight-up bad; I don't know how anyone can stand it, much less think it's the only music that should exist. 

[transitional]

Without getting too polar, I'll just say Taylor Swift is OK, I don't mind hearing her music sometimes, but don't get how she garners such a large fan base.

[perfect_pitch]

That explains your childish behavior.

If you were important, I'd have taken your comment seriously...

Luckily, I don't let silly comments like that bother me.

[j_tour]

Yeah, Albert Steinberg, or whatever.  The whole point was that somebody *was* foolish enough to click the link. 

It's kind of an inside joke, and partly directed at you, since I know you mock Wesley Willis.  Perhaps with good reason.  You missed the "joke."  And, apparently, you missed the punchline that one of the children actually listened to Wesley Willis.

Hey, good for them.  I guess.  Batman was a stupid jerk in the first place.  He was really running me amok.

And, Wesley Willis has some good advice, often.  Get out the hair-clippers, jerk.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

If you were important, I'd have taken your comment seriously...

Luckily, I don't let silly comments like that bother me.

No, he's right (for once). You are acting like a child. It doesn't make sense though, because your signature links to an adult's youtube channel.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Anyways, happy April fools day!
Put this fish on someone's back (preferably a French person's):

[perfect_pitch]

No, he's right (for once). You are acting like a child. It doesn't make sense though, because your signature links to an adult's youtube channel.

If you were important, I'd have taken your comment seriously as well...

Luckily, I don't let silly comments like that bother me.   

[liszt-and-the-galops]

If you were important, I'd have taken your comment seriously...

Luckily, I don't let silly comments like that bother me.

If you were important, I'd have taken your comment seriously...

Luckily, I don't let silly comments like that bother me.

**** RULES *****
Copy pasting any part of your response is cheating and you automatically lose.

Oops...

[perfect_pitch]

That's okay - I didn't copy & paste it... I thought you deserved to have it typed out again.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

That's okay - I didn't copy & paste it... I thought you deserved to have it typed out again.

You still copied the message (even if you didn't explicitly use the function for it), so still disqualified.

[ravelfan07]

You still copied the message (even if you didn't explicitly use the function for it), so still disqualified.

What is the musical madness tournament you refer to in your bio?

[perfect_pitch]

You still copied the message (even if you didn't explicitly use the function for it), so still disqualified.

Man... you're not the moderator of this forum, you don't get to try and justify the rules or enforce them - and again, I've been playing this a LOT longer than you have.

You don't get to tell me what to do...

You are the newbie at this game... I'm not.

[compline]

P-P and J-T , still  in their respective nursing homes drooling over their computer keyboards  allowed access to a computer for good behaviour  only to type a load of old horse sh i.

[compline]

repeat

[j_tour]

Oh, wet blanket emerging.

Complainin' like a Karen no doubt, as is its wont.  Trust me, don't even need to read whatever sanctimonious screed to guess what it says, so I refuse.



True story: one has to actually eat the microwave after microwaving the confections.

And happy Easter!  49 more days to go until easter season is finished, so you can use the shorter Symbolum Apostolorum in Latin if you can't remember the Nicene Credo.  Trust me, it's allowed.

[compline]

There you go J-T you've  just revealed yourself as a lost cause.   

 Sometimes I wonder about  the Rights to End of Life , I never would agree with it, , but What's the point when you have diminished quality of life,  and  only capable of incessant  incoherent babble is  that all you have to offer.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

There you go J-T you've  just revealed yourself as a lost cause.   

 Sometimes I wonder about  the Rights to End of Life , I never would agree with it, , but What's the point when you have diminished quality of life,  and  only capable of incessant  incoherent babble is  that all you have to offer.

Compline, two things.
1. Aren't you the one who made an entire argument for shutting down this thread after participating in it multiple times?
2. My gosh, even p_p isn't that harsh.

[perfect_pitch]

P-P and J-T , still  in their respective nursing homes drooling over their computer keyboards  allowed access to a computer for good behaviour  only to type a load of old horse sh i.

I'm DECADES away from being in a nursing home... Can't say the same for J_Tour given his propensity for old-arse themed posters from the 50's???

My gosh, even p_p isn't that harsh.

You sweet-talker.

I am actually... but I bite my tongue when it comes to this forum.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I'm DECADES away from being in a nursing home... Can't say the same for J_Tour given his propensity for old-arse themed posters from the 50's???

Not to mention the fact that his claimed age is 113. (Assuming base 10.)

I am actually... but I bite my tongue when it comes to this forum.

I'm going to have to see this...

[perfect_pitch]

Not to mention the fact that his claimed age is 113. (Assuming base 10.)I'm going to have to see this...

Oh man - I have a dirty mind. It's just my filter process for what I say out loud in real life, and type on the internet is very strong.

...less so if I've been drinking... but still moderately good.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Oh man - I have a dirty mind.

You don't have any proof. Until you give us some, we have to assume that you're sweeter than a bucket of sugar.

[perfect_pitch]

You don't have any proof. Until you give us some, we have to assume that you're sweeter than a bucket of sugar.

There's probably a large number of examples in this thread. It's up to you if you want to go through 10.5 years of posts to see my 'body of work'.

You're the only one assuming - I think everyone else knows me a lot better.

[j_tour]

Well at least I can and do recite the rosary prayers in the universal language from memory, "Compucrackline."  As well as the mass in the Latin rite of the RCC.

And, shush, p_p.  Latin is *far* from dead.  It is the official language from which documents and other prounciamentios are adrees to the largest religion in the world.  Yeah, we get it:  you're so enlightened that you had a "big thought for three year-olds," as have many of us, and never let on that you're merely being contrarian without purpose.

[perfect_pitch]

Well at least I can and do recite the rosary prayers in the universal language from memory, "Compucrackline."  As well as the mass in the Latin rite of the RCC.

Universal language??? You do realise almost NOBODY speaks latin now, so claiming it as the universal language seems erroneous.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Universal language??? You do realise almost NOBODY speaks latin now, so claiming it as the universal language seems erroneous.

There is no universal language, and there never has been.