Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

So, sort of like one of those deranged street preachers who are holding up some sign saying "REPENT!" and then babbling on about something or other?

Good to know....I'm glad you have outdoor hobbies!

I wonder why more atheists don't go out door to door to preach atheism... it would be nice if a couple of Catholic and Mormon people could see how intrusive it is to be bothered by someone knocking on their door, constantly delivering pamphlets in their mailboxes etc...

That would be funny as heck.

[j_tour]

I wonder why more atheists don't go out door to door to preach atheism...

Don't they? 

Every second I turn around there's some screeching "atheist" expounding one of their idiotic "deep thoughts for undergraduates."

Never seen a Roman Catholic go door to door, ever.  Maybe that's common in western Australia, but I've never once seen it or even heard of such a thing. 

Yes, the had missionaries way back in the bad old days, and likely still do who go off to foreign lands to build schools and dig wells, or conduct or assist in scientific research under the auspices of a secular institution or university (before you go off on this....it's not uncommon for the Jesuits to fund doctorates in the hard sciences for their seminarians, in order that they may better understand the natural world...there is not, in general, the know-nothingism of some other sects within the Church, and one generally acknowledges within the church notions like evolution, climate change, in addition to the classical natural sciences like physics, atomic chemistry, astronomy, archeology, and whatever else you can think of), but it's generally not considered an appropriate act to attempt to make converts or prosletyze outside of the context of an appropriate place to appropriate people.  For example, within a cathedral.

Generally your average member of the Church, whether clergy or layperson, would consider that a fruitless waste of time.

[perfect_pitch]

Every second I turn around there's some screeching "atheist" expounding one of their idiotic "deep thoughts for undergraduates."

Hey, if you do it at a university, you're called in 'intellectual'. Those guys usually don't go door to door though.

Generally your average member of the Church, whether clergy or layperson, would consider that a fruitless waste of time.

Maybe they've just finally realised that it truly IS a waste of time...

Oh to finally get one up on them...

[j_tour]

Maybe they've just finally realised that it truly IS a waste of time...

That was what I implied, yes.

In addition, the process of conversion to the Church is a lengthy, involved process.

They just don't dip you in some water and you say that you saw Jeebus wearing robes and sandals, carrying a lamb or something and the Holy Spirit was a really neat dove just flying around.  And then some old dude with a beard was there too.

The differences between protestant sects and the Church are rather deep when it comes to even the most basic of theological ideas.  Most definitely not some hippie thing where "if you really believe in *whatever* then that's all cool!  See the light, brothers and sisters!  Step into the light!  Stand up and be counted!"

Nothing like that at all.  Very far from it.

Not much of a sell for door-to-door if you tell people they'll typically spend a year in study, with weekly meetings, the expectation to attend mass multiple times per week (in addition to knowing the mass at a minimum in one's native tongue and in Latin...not always a hard requirement, but it is recommended practicing Catholics have those forms memorized) and undergo numerous rites at prescribed times within the calendar.

No, people aren't really going to do that, unless they have good reason.

[lostinidlewonder]

Gosh don't worry PP gets very triggered when anything about atheism or God comes up, one of his favourite topics. And no, no Catholics knock on doors in WA to preach to someome random,  PP you just need a few more sessions with the quack so you can stop thinking they are haha.

[j_tour]

Gosh don't worry PP gets very triggered when anything about atheism or God comes up

Oh, I know that. 

I just don't take it very seriously when he gets into one his frothing at the mouth little screeds.

It amuses me!

Much like a rabid wild dingo "guarding" my front door amuses me.

Meh, everyone needs hobbies!

[perfect_pitch]

In addition, the process of conversion to the Church is a lengthy, involved process.

They just don't dip you in some water and you say that you saw Jeebus wearing robes and sandals, carrying a lamb or something and the Holy Spirit was a really neat dove just flying around.  And then some old dude with a beard was there too.

I am perfectly aware of that - I was dragged to mass for 20 years, went through 12 years of Catholic school and even since then have played the piano at masses for years.

Gosh don't worry PP gets very triggered when anything about atheism or God comes up, one of his favourite topics. And no, no Catholics knock on doors in WA to preach to someome random,  PP you just need a few more sessions with the quack so you can stop thinking they are haha.

I'm so glad that my self-worth and confidence don't depend on what random people on the internet say about me, otherwise I'd be a blubbering mess.

And because it doesn't... I can happily say I don't give a crap. Plus, you barely even know me... so why should I listen to anything you have to say about me???

Oh that's right... I don't.   

[perfect_pitch]

But.  However.  And yet.

But nothing... which leads to nothing however, and yet still nothing.

And for once YouTube has got its act and isn't even showing me the thumbnail of that video, so I don't even have to see him yet alone hear him.

You need to listen to some good music:

[j_tour]

so I don't even have to see him yet alone hear him.

I thought you said you never heard him, even once.

Could your statement perhaps been a small ball/screen pass bit of duplicity?

You need to listen to some good music

Ahh. 

A nice evening of [REDACTED] and me.

Perhaps I will draw a warm bath and uncork one of my favored bottles, and let the master take me away.

Sounds fine.

[perfect_pitch]

I thought you said you never heard him, even once.

Could your statement perhaps been a small ball/screen pass bit of duplicity?

I haven't... and my statement reference that. Even though you again posted a video of one of his videos (not even the title comes up this time on the page), I stated that unlike before, I don't even have to see the image.. AS WELL as not having to hear the video clip.

I know of a couple of the titles of his songs because they would come up without clicking on the video, but to this day I haven't fouled my ears with the sound of whatever atrocities Wesley comes up with in his music.

And you know DAMN WELL that we're not meant to speak his name... we are meant to use the term Sxrxbjx and you DAMN WELL KNOW THAT!!!

That or we just say 'he who shall not be named'... otherwise you are going to incur the wrath of that other user who always seems to have a deep love for his music...

...although I haven't seen his input for years. Maybe we're safe...

[j_tour]

...although I haven't seen his input for years. Maybe we're safe...

No.  S______ is legion.  Like many demons inhabitating one person.

No one is safe.

[perfect_pitch]

No one is safe.

I don't believe you for a second... pretty sure you've always been against Sxrxbjx...

[lostinidlewonder]

Because one person possessed by a legion of demons is good? Maybe should throw some pigs off a cliff.

[j_tour]

Because one person possessed by a legion of demons is good? Maybe should throw some pigs off a cliff.

For once LiW gets in a zinger! 

Well done.

I might suggest some small portion of Wesley Willis to aid with digestion, but I am not a physician.

[perfect_pitch]

I might suggest some small portion of Wesley Willis to aid with digestion, but I am not a physician.

Judging by the titles of some of his songs, I'd say he'd make anyone sick just from listening to them.

It's like suggesting listening to the soothing sounds of Yoko Ono... pretty sure that's what they play in Guantanamo as a type of torture.

[j_tour]

It's like suggesting listening to the soothing sounds of Yoko Ono...

Or perhaps....S.........x.......r......a....bji?

You fiend.

[perfect_pitch]

Frankly I find it easier to type 'he who shall not be named' than typing...

S.........x.......r......a....bji?

Too many full stops.

[lostinidlewonder]

I prefer:

period period period period S period period period period period period period x period period period period period period r period period period period period a period period period b j i

[lostinidlewonder]

LoopyPLoopyLLoopyELoopyALoopySLoopyELoopyKLoopyILoopyNLoopyDLoopyLLoopyY

And I can't read the last part because you can get your account  banned trying to circumvent the censor. If... someone were to.... report...it....someone...yes. would make this easier to win then. Winningnessly.

[perfect_pitch]

You can't read it??? Let me help you out then:

[lostinidlewonder]

You can't read it??? Let me help you out then:

I reported your post for the abusive word, so no, I can't read it, where is it? You're welcome. 

[perfect_pitch]

Seriously??? Wow... I didn't know you were that soft. Here... let me soothe your poor jangled nerves with pictures of cute bunnies.

[lostinidlewonder]

What, I'm just a concerned netizen who needs to protect the eyes of pianostreets youngsters. No hard feeling I removed your losing post thus winning in an extra wonderful way. No hard feeling, it's OK to lose. Now don't use those swear words in pictures or you might lose your account and have to deal with hard feeling.

[perfect_pitch]

No hard feeling I removed your losing post thus winning in an extra wonderful way. No hard feeling, it's OK to lose.

1) YOU didn't remove the post, nils would have.
2) It wasn't a losing post, as when I posted it - it was the winning post. Technically every single post after this one here at this point in time is a losing post.
3) The fact that you had to resort to getting posts removed shows that you're worried about your ability to win and will resort to more shady tactics in order to 'try' and get one up on the others.

Now don't use those swear words in pictures or you might lose your account and have to deal with hard feeling.

You're right - I should just use my keyboard in order to do it. I'll give you a fun puzzle - see if you can discover the missing word:

Go ________ yourself.

Clues: It rhymes with duck and starts with the 6th letter of the alphabet.... and no, the answer is not 'firetruck'.

[lostinidlewonder]

1) YOU didn't remove the post, nils would have.
2) It wasn't a losing post, as when I posted it - it was the winning post. Technically every single post after this one here at this point in time is a losing post.
3) The fact that you had to resort to getting posts removed shows that you're worried about your ability to win and will resort to more shady tactics in order to 'try' and get one up on the others.

Hahhahaha triggered. Winning. Remember your mummy told you to use kind words (and your "inside" voice), or you get your bottom smacked.

You're right - I should just use my keyboard in order to do it. I'll give you a fun puzzle - see if you can discover the missing word:

Go ________ yourself.

Clues: It rhymes with duck and starts with the 6th letter of the alphabet.... and no, the answer is not 'firetruck'.

I give up, let us know all what you mean, maybe with a photo giving us the answer. Lol

[perfect_pitch]

I give up, let us know all what you mean, maybe with a photo giving us the answer.

Oh come on, it's not that hard - just giving away the answer would be too easy. Maybe try using ALL of your brain cells to figure this out, instead of the 4 you usually depend on.   

 

[lostinidlewonder]

Oh come on, it's not that hard - just giving away the answer would be too easy. Maybe try using ALL of your brain cells to figure this out, instead of the 4 you usually depend on.   

 

Do you use the 4 yo mumma taught you to use? Lol

[perfect_pitch]

Can't even think of your own comeback... you have to try and retort mine.

Clearly you're still not using your the other 9 brain cells you have at your disposal.   

[lostinidlewonder]

Can't even think of your own comeback... you have to try and retort mine.

Clearly you're still not using your the other 9 brain cells you have at your disposal.

I'm not allowed your mum said canna only use 4 boss.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm not allowed your mum said canna only use 4 boss.

There are 6 year olds who have a greater ability to use grammar and punctuation, than the above example you gave us; and now you're using 'mother' jokes? Most kids stopped using them at the end of Primary school.

Maybe it's time for you to grow up and be a big boy now.

[lostinidlewonder]

Your mum said I could. She also said your potty mouth is very childish, very naughty. She smack your bottom but you don't learn. She said you don't have friends cos you're often rude to others, she said she can say that cos she's your mum and can tell you these things.

[perfect_pitch]

Your mum said I could. She also said your potty mouth is very childish, very naughty. She smack your bottom but you don't learn. She said you don't have friends cos you're often rude to others, she said she can say that cos she's your mum and can tell you these things.

Grow up.

[lostinidlewonder]

Grow up.

Mum said you learn to play nice to start with or you get what you deserve.

[perfect_pitch]

I worked in retail for several years, and I know the people who usually get what they want are the ones who make their voices heard over the top of everyone.

And again, it makes you sound so juvenile talking about peoples mothers... so grow the hell up.

[lostinidlewonder]

I worked in retail for several years, and I know the people who usually get what they want are the ones who make their voices heard over the top of everyone.

And again, it makes you sound so juvenile talking about peoples mothers... so grow the hell up.

You start abusing people you get you mummy spanking your butt. You learn to behave first ok.

[perfect_pitch]

You start abusing people you get you mummy spanking your butt. You learn to behave first ok.

[essence]

Is it possible to delete the last few pages of this pointless and demeaning thread?

[lostinidlewonder]

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself.

[perfect_pitch]

Is it possible to delete the last few pages of this pointless and demeaning thread?

To be fair... it's generally just a page where we get to blow off a little steam. If you want to see toxic posting - you should see what's happening on the Steam gaming forums...

Yikes... it is NASTY!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

Stop hurting my feelings, I identify as a person with non-offended feelings.

[perfect_pitch]

There are people who identify as unicorns... but that doesn't make them correct.

People seem to get offended by everything these days.

[j_tour]

Is it possible to delete the last few pages of this pointless and demeaning thread?

No more than it is for you to be raped in an unattended toilet 

Which is what sometimes happens to you, I'm sure.

Chironix fleckeri, for the win.

[perfect_pitch]

No more than it is for you to be raped in an unattended toilet 

Wow... that one came out of the left field...

Also, no one knows latin these days as most of us are younger than 75 years of age, so I don't know what chironix fleckeri means... but I don't care.

[j_tour]

chironix fleckeri

just bing it.

[perfect_pitch]

I did... they thought it was a spell from Harry Potter, so I gave up.

[lostinidlewonder]

Wash your ears out, it's "lavate las manos".

[perfect_pitch]

Never watched American Dad... I maybe watched 2 seasons of Family Guy before it went downhill fast... seen snippets since but it's been bad. 

Wouldn't want to watch anything else Seth McFarlane has done.

[lostinidlewonder]

You don't like lots of things

[perfect_pitch]

I don't like low-brow humour. There's too many toilet jokes, and cheap shots.

I was raised on British comedy - people who had wit and subtlety, but really pushed the boundaries of what comedy was.

What can I say - I have high standards.

[lostinidlewonder]

Whole lot of garbage British comedy out there, they must get something right after throwing up so many lines.