You all going far bogan with this.
Which comes first? The banjo music, or the "you got a purty mouth!"
I reckon I might be the only one here who can tie a proper hog-tying knot, and such.
Which doesn't matter, actually, since, for real, I have a bunch of zip-ties on my desk as well as some metal clasps. Ain't waste no good paracord on no hog. Sheet no.