Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

I'm thinking that's either the worlds smallest violin...

...or how J_Tour gets himself off each night.   

[lostinidlewonder]

Wrong, he's rolling a booger between his fingers and getting ready to flick it in your eye.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

How much time did you spend making that?!?!

[ravelfan07]

Seriously??? What's with the double post... this isn't the 2nd to last post wins thread...

 

I’m literally just responding to 2 messages lol

[ravelfan07]

Yo
Should we do diss tracks on each other?

[j_tour]

Yo
Should we do diss tracks on each other?

You and Beavis should totally do it on each other.

[perfect_pitch]

I’m literally just responding to 2 messages lol

You do realise you can respond to 2 messages with just the one message???

How much time did you spend making that?!?!

None - the internet is already full of the most wonderful things.

[ravelfan07]

You do realise you can respond to 2 messages with just the one message???

None - the internet is already full of the most wonderful things.

Nah, didn’t know that
On mobile btw, how do I do that

[j_tour]

On mobile btw, how do I do that

You manifest it with powerful will, a commanding physique, and perfect form.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't lift anything - sounds like too much work. I always claim I have to watch my hands and keep them in top form.

[j_tour]

I don't lift anything - sounds like too much work. I always claim I have to watch my hands and keep them in top form.

I'm sure you know all about watching your hands for signs of abnormal hirsutism while lifting the smallest of weights.

[ravelfan07]

I don't lift anything - sounds like too much work. I always claim I have to watch my hands and keep them in top form.

Aw cmon man
Be a gymbro and a pianist (like me!)

[perfect_pitch]

Aw cmon man
Be a gymbro and a pianist (like me!)

I'm a pianist... I just choose not to lift sh*t. Buggers up your wrists...

Same with Tennis - all those serves lock up your wrist and don't help your fluency.

[lostinidlewonder]

I'm a pianist... I just choose not to lift sh*t. Buggers up your wrists...

Same with Tennis - all those serves lock up your wrist and don't help your fluency.

So fragile.

[perfect_pitch]

Why did I not see this image before... gave me a great laugh... very enjoyable.

[j_tour]

Why did I not see this image before... gave me a great laugh... very enjoyable.

Thank you.

Give yourself a hand.

[ravelfan07]

I'm a pianist... I just choose not to lift sh*t. Buggers up your wrists...

Same with Tennis - all those serves lock up your wrist and don't help your fluency.

Not really, unless you have terrible wrists already or use bad technique, you should be fine
Be a Zyzz brah my guy

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Be a Zyzz brah my guy

No offense, but that guy looks like all the brain cells that SHOULD be located in his cranium have migrated into his 6-pack...

I'll keep my intelligence.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

No offense, but that guy looks like all the brain cells that SHOULD be located in his cranium have migrated into his 12-pack...

I'll keep my intelligence.

For once, I agree.

[perfect_pitch]

For once, I agree.

Much like this twat...

And to think there were people who called him a 'hero' and practically worshipped this fuckstain.

[ravelfan07]

No offense, but that guy looks like all the brain cells that SHOULD be located in his cranium have migrated into his 6-pack...

I'll keep my intelligence.

I love the old stereotypes that gym bros are dumb (can’t take em seriously)
Be quiet nerd 🤓

[ravelfan07]

For once, I agree.

Ah, the infamous dog pile
How brave lol

[ravelfan07]

Much like this twat...

And to think there were people who called him a 'hero' and practically worshipped this fuckstain.

Respectfully, who tf is this?
You’re literally Don Quixote chasing windmills lol

[perfect_pitch]

Respectfully, who tf is this?

As I said - he's some fuckstain who had a party at his house, causing $20K worth of damage while his parents are away, refused to acknowledge he was in the wrong and became a symbol for the stance for pro-abortion... albeit it's about 30-something years too late to correct that mistake.

He also assaulted a disabled man suffering from cancer while riding on a scooter... so clearly not an upstanding citizen of Australia...

aka... a *** tosser.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Be quiet nerd 🤓

What kind of life could you possibly lead that makes you so desperate for terrible insults?

[j_tour]

a symbol for the stance for pro-abortion... albeit it's about 30-something years too late to correct that mistake.

That's not too late.  With enough determination and a wire coat hanger, it could still be done.

Looks like a nerd, though.  Somebody should probably just give him a swirly and maybe a savage beating.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

average savage beating, nerd.

..._{what the hell.}...

[ravelfan07]

What kind of life could you possibly lead that makes you so desperate for terrible insults?

dude it’s literally sarcasm

[perfect_pitch]

That's not too late.  With enough determination and a wire coat hanger, it could still be done.

Looks like a nerd, though.  Somebody should probably just give him a swirly and maybe a savage beating

I don't think you can beat the 'stupid' out of someone... otherwise our community and world would be a lot better...

...a lot more sore and bruised, but better.

[j_tour]

I don't think you can beat the 'stupid' out of someone... otherwise our community and world would be a lot better...

...a lot more sore and bruised, but better.

Oh, a good curbie can solve many problems.

Durwood Kirby, of course.  Face down, open face sandwich.

Guaranteed to solve what ails.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

a lot more sore and bruised, but better.

True. That includes everyone here who posts regularly (except j_tour and maybe me), though.

[ravelfan07]

That's not too late.  With enough determination and a wire coat hanger, it could still be done.

Looks like a nerd, though.  Somebody should probably just give him a swirly and maybe a savage beating.

I’m literally going to take his lunch money, what a geek 🙄

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Oh hey, I found the same ignore list p_p found...
now I can ignore ravelfan's losingness and make it even easier for me to win.

[j_tour]

Oh hey, I found the same blocklist p_p found...
now I can ignore ravelfan's losingness and make it even easier for me to win.

Nerds. 

[perfect_pitch]

True. That includes everyone here who posts regularly, though.

That's mean to say about J_Tour... he's an idyllic and fantastic member of our forum.

Shame on you.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

That's mean to say about J_Tour... he's an idyllic and fantastic member of our forum.

He also deliberately acts dumb so we can all get a good laugh. Truly altruistic.
Also, the misquotes are getting out of hand...

[perfect_pitch]

Perfect_Pitch should rightly win this forum because he is brilliant, amazing and completely superior to me in every single way. I know my attempts to beat him are futile, but I do it as it is the only activity that gives me a reason to get up every morning.

What misquotes???   

[ravelfan07]

Oh hey, I found the same blocklist p_p found...
now I can ignore ravelfan's losingness and make it even easier for me to win.

Blocking me?
Really?
Dude literally can’t take a joke, must’ve hit a chord (badum tsch!)

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Alright, I give up. Screw this thread, I'm out. Good luck to all of you (especially Liszt-and-the-Galops and Transitional; you two deserve to win this thread the most by far), and see you in the other threads.

If I really thought you were superior to me, then why would I have given up knowing your surrender is just around the corner?
Essentially, this thread is WW1, p_p is Germany, Transitional is the UK, j_tour is the rest of the central powers, LIIW is the rest of the allies, and I'm the US. My entry has marked a turning point in this war thread, and we will soon win.

[perfect_pitch]

Blocking me?
Really?
Dude literally can’t take a joke, must’ve hit a chord (badum tsch!)

First of all... I haven't blocked anyone - for the record... at least no one on this forum.

The only 2 people I have blocked is some guy who went on and on about Sxrxbjx, and one particular user who posted the same god damn video about how pianists today were all playing wrong... (I think we all know which video that was)... especially since he posted it almost 30 times.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I haven't blocked anyone

Oh look - I found the ignore list. Now I can just ignore the ramblings... and move on with this thread.

Not even a fake; page 318 of this thread

Both times the "ignore list" was mentioned, it wasn't followed through on because it doesn't actually exist.

[ravelfan07]

Not even a fake; page 318 of this thread

Both times the "ignore list" was mentioned, it wasn't followed through on because it doesn't actually exist.

What a welcoming community lol

[liszt-and-the-galops]

What a welcoming community lol

If you don't like the thread, don't post in it. :/

[transitional]

If you don't like the thread, don't post in it. :/

So sad that this forum feels so polarizing.

1% of the people post 60% of the forum's posts only on one thread.
98% post 40% of the forum's posts to adhere to the forum's original purpose.

We're really the outliers.

[ravelfan07]

If you don't like the thread, don't post in it. :/

I’ve literally been non-stop posting in this thread since January
I like it, just commented on how offended y’all got over a pretty silly joke I made

[liszt-and-the-galops]

1% of the people post 60% of the forum's posts only on one thread.
98% post 40% of the forum's posts to adhere to the forum's original purpose.

Last post wins doesn't even account for 10% of the posts on the "anything but piano" board. The only ones who frequent this thread who are in the top ten posters are LIIW and p_p. I know it feels like a lot, but this thread hardly accounts for 2% of all the posts on the forum.

joke I made

What joke?

[j_tour]

Wow.  You guys are like really deep and stuff.

Lot of thought going on here. 

Sounds like a real knights of the round table.  Wouldst thou care for a dram of mead poured in a leather goblet, or wouldst thou prefer to battle with broadswords, as Highlanders have done for an eternity?

Just play it a little slower, is all I ask, for I am not as quick as a nerd quibbling over a set of magic card gathering pokemon poglins and jedi ewoks or whatever you princess ponies do.

98% post 40% of the forum's posts to adhere to the forum's original purpose.

Indeed!  Verily one must enchant the musical ear with the magic of Sxrxbxx, but first I must ask my teacher permission if I can play scales with in thirds and sixths, even if very slowly, and also if my arpeggios are fully prepared to start playing Chopin. 

My teacher said I cannot learn that yet, therefore I will abstain.

[perfect_pitch]

Not even a fake; page 318 of this thread

I didn't actually go so far to actually ignore anyone (except for those two users I mentioned, but they don't post here)... I just said that to annoy you. It was any empty threat for goodness sake...

Man... someone is uptight... and it ain't me.