Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

and yet, I bet you she's a *** clumsy dancer.

Yeah, but she can **** like nobody's business!

[ravelfan07]

Mere pianists.  It is to laugh.

This is, after all, the "Non Piano Board" of the "Piano Forum" sub-subsection "Anything but piano"

With 323 pages……

[ravelfan07]

Yeah, but she can **** like nobody's business!

that censor is so ambiguous lol

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Alright, bob has been found guilty and will now face the punishment of having to watch the sacrilegious performance of flight of the bumblebee

That's old news, but the punishment honestly sounds more rewarding than punishing...

lisztgallops found guilty

I forgive the spelling error, but WHAT. How stoned ARE you?? At least you haven't had some

disgusting Irish whiskey.

...or have you?

[perfect_pitch]

that censor is so ambiguous lol

Yes... clearly it meant to say "Yeah, but she can calculate your taxable income like nobody's business!"

[ravelfan07]

That's old news, but the punishment honestly sounds more rewarding than punishing...I forgive the spelling error, but WHAT. How stoned ARE you?? At least you haven't had some ...or have you?

👀
First of all, how does that sound even remotely rewarding?!?!?
Also, cope seethe and cope, you’re guilty

[ravelfan07]

Yes... clearly it meant to say "Yeah, but she can calculate your taxable income like nobody's business!"

Nah
“Yeah, she can very respectfully and modestly calculate your taxable income liked nobody’s business”

[liszt-and-the-galops]

*eyes staring at your post count*
First of all, how does that sound even remotely rewarding?!?!?
Also, cope seethe and cope, you’re guilty

1: FotB is a fun piece of music.
2: Are you living under a rock? The two people who were tried before the court were Bob and P_P. Bob was convicted and the jury was hung on P_P, which for all practical purposes means P_P is innocent.
P_P, me, and j_tour have already voted on ending this brief era of the thread, and here you are still desperately trying to hang on to it. At this point, it's a dead horse. Just let it go.

[ravelfan07]

1: FotB is a fun piece of music.
2: Are you living under a rock? The two people who were tried before the court were Bob and P_P. Bob was convicted and the jury was hung on P_P, which for all practical purposes means P_P is innocent.
P_P, me, and j_tour have already voted on ending this brief era of the thread, and here you are still desperately trying to hang on to it. At this point, it's a dead horse. Just let it go.

I shall…….

[j_tour]

At this point, it's a dead horse. Just let it go.

If it's a dead horse, I want to eat it.

Delicious.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

If it's a dead horse, I want to eat it.

Unless you're a vulture, I wouldn't recommend it...
It's been dead for a while.

[j_tour]

Unless you're a vulture, I wouldn't recommend it...

Could make a fine jerky or pemmican, then.

And I am a vulture.  A fine beast of predation capable of indiscriminate savagery and wanton cruelty.

[ravelfan07]

If it's a dead horse, I want to eat it.

Delicious.

bruh

[perfect_pitch]

Bob was convicted and the jury was hung on P_P, which for all practical purposes means P_P is innocent.
P_P, me, and j_tour have already voted on ending this brief era of the thread, and here you are still desperately trying to hang on to it. At this point, it's a dead horse. Just let it go.

For all practical purposes??? For every purpose in existence - I am innocent.

Although a good way to avoid suspicion is to instantly accuse others...

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1: FotB is a fun piece of music.

They're talking about the sAcRiLeGiOuS version (Ben Lee).

[perfect_pitch]

They're talking about the sAcRiLeGiOuS version (Ben Lee).

I was wondering who the heck you were talking about - so I had to Google him... and yeah, that was a *** mess.

However, I always enjoyed playing the Flight of the Bumblebee - the Rachmaninoff transcription.

[j_tour]

bruh

dude

Breaded horse cutlets sound good, but never pass up the chance for very thin slices of horse tartare.

Most parts of the horse can be put to good comestible use, except the eyeballs.

Just roll it in flour and look for the wet spots.

[perfect_pitch]

Breaded horse cutlets sound good, but never pass up the chance for very thin slices of horse tartare.

Most parts of the horse can be put to good comestible use, except the eyeballs.

Just roll it in flour and look for the wet spots.

Yeah, I think the Scottish and the Italian both have a long history of offal. Frankly it can go to hell. I don't want to know how Cow tongue or Sheeps liver or any of that crap taste... they're usually disgusting anyway.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I'm not even going to guess as to what's going on right now, so I'm going to take a low-effort win.

I WON!

I WON!

I WON!

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[perfect_pitch]

It's been done before... and with more flair if I might add (by myself) on the very first *** page.

I WON!!!

I WON!!!

I WON!!!

I WON!!!

I WON!!!

I WON!!!

I WON!!!

I WON!!!

I WON!!!

I WON!!!

I WON!!!

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I WON!!!

I WON!!!

[ravelfan07]

dude

Breaded horse cutlets sound good, but never pass up the chance for very thin slices of horse tartare.

Most parts of the horse can be put to good comestible use, except the eyeballs.

Just roll it in flour and look for the wet spots.

[ravelfan07]

How would y’all define chair?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

It's been done before... and with more flair if I might add...

Woops, typo lol. Fixed it.

[j_tour]

Yeah, I think the Scottish and the Italian both have a long history of offal. Frankly it can go to hell. I don't want to know how Cow tongue or Sheeps liver or any of that crap taste...

And the French, and the Finns, and so forth!  One must be inclusive!

OK, so apparently this is not a sausage party.

Well, suit yourself!

Tacos lengua are the best!

And for the younger members of this forum....don't forget what you make your mothers do when you "wet" the bed.  It brings great shame to the family.

[perfect_pitch]

Woops, typo lol. Fixed it.

No... there was no typo. There was nothing that needed to be fixed.

How about you go back to your 'xth post wins' thread... see how successful that is.

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How about you go back to your 'xth post wins' thread... see how successful that is.

I daresay it'll be successful for 25 posts.

[j_tour]

I daresay it'll be successful for 25 posts.

Only if you're playing with yourself.  And I daresay you might well be at this very moment.

Wank as hard as you can, thou age-challenged stripling.

[perfect_pitch]

C'mon - we all know the greatest Authority on Spiders is really Peter Parker. And he doesn't even have a Doctorate.

[ravelfan07]

I daresay it'll be successful for 25 posts.

hmmmmm 🤔

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I daresay it'll be successful for 25 posts.

No, 26. We have to announce the winner.

No... there was no typo.

pasting with the cursor in the wrong spot isn't a typo? That's news to me...

[perfect_pitch]

No, 26. We have to announce the winner.pasting with the cursor in the wrong spot isn't a typo?

No idea what you're on about... you're babbling. Anyway, because I refuse to take part in that other thread you created - I'll answer your questions here.

What do you mean "more?" This is the 3rd one, after Last post wins and 2nd to last post wins.

And the 2nd to last post wins thread is rather dumb... it's a weak imitation of this one and is completely unnecessary. You just end up with people double posting most of the time. Plus, in 3 months - it's only on its 2nd page. Rather weak.

And the '25th post wins' thread is rather limited as it will be over when it reaches the 25th post, and then it basically becomes redundant; so either lots of people post in a couple days and it's over - rather pithy... or practically no one posts - everyone stops giving a sh*t and in say 9 months time maybe it gets to the 25th post by which time no one will care anyway.

Every time I've checked, I've been winning, so you're just wrong.

You were so envious of my winning that you had to change your 'infinite' quote of 'I won' to match my format.

You're a tiny fish in a deep ocean... and I'm the shark.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

You're a tiny fish in a deep ocean... and I'm the shark.

Don't make us go through the scooter-vs.-car thing again, you know perfectly well I can search up silly pictures of fish vs. sharks.
Also, a shark is a fish so no one cares about the fact that you're a bigger fish than a random person on the internet who you apparently think is small.

[perfect_pitch]

Also, a shark is a fish so no one cares about the fact that you're a bigger fish than a random person on the internet who you apparently think is small.

Yeah, but the sharks eat the little fish... so we all know who is top of the food chain - ME.

[j_tour]

It smells like fish in here.

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe if you shower once in a while, you wouldn't smell so bad then.     

[j_tour]

Maybe if you shower once in a while, you wouldn't smell so bad then.     

I take a hoor's bath every day!  Sometimes twice!

Ain't sucking no left hind teat!  Top drawer.  A gal just said the other day at work, "Hey!  You have nice teeth!"  See? 

[perfect_pitch]

I take a hoor's bath every day!  Sometimes twice!

Well, that solves the mystery of why J_Tour smells like fish.

[j_tour]

Well, that solves the mystery of why J_Tour smells like fish.

Not really.  It doesn't explain who invited my last girlfriend into this joint, for a start.  Terrible gal, terrible pool player, not a musician, and just a despicable person.  One of those stunted growths who moves from musician to musician. 

I lasted four or five months with her before it was "No!"  "No se peude cannot!  Sorry your last musician boyfriend died of a head wound after falling off his bicycle!" 

Well, at least I enjoy eating horse, unlike a bunch of little sissy fancy lads.

[perfect_pitch]

Well, at least I enjoy eating horse, unlike a bunch of little sissy fancy lads

Well... it's the only way to get rid of the losers from the Grand National. They either end up in a lasagna somewhere... or they're turned into glue.

[ravelfan07]

Bro what are y’all even talking about

[lostinidlewonder]

The price of fish in China I think.

[perfect_pitch]

Bro what are y’all even talking about

It was very evident. If you didn't get it, then I can't fix your level of comprehension over the internet other than to say... back track a bit, read slowly and you'll understand.

[j_tour]

The little fella is in way over his head.  His puzzler is stumped. 

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

Look at me!  I'm a Ravel Fan!

Ohai!  Ermagerd!  I like Liszt a lot!

Blah blah blah!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

They either end up in a lasagna somewhere or they're turned into glue.

I must admit that this is THE funniest sentence when used out of context. Ever.
New contest: funniest sentence out of context.

[perfect_pitch]

I stuck my fore finger in there, had a quick poke and then brought my finger up to taste it. Despite my first time - it was immensely satisfying...

New contest: funniest sentence out of context.

I think what's going to be most amusing is having people try to guess what they subject matter is.

[j_tour]

I stuck my fore finger in there, had a quick poke and then brought my finger up to taste it. Despite my first time - it was immensely satisfying...

But it smelled terrible, and it was the wrong hole.

[perfect_pitch]

But it smelled terrible, and it was the wrong hole.

Not even close - I was making a new Lentil soup recipe. I wanted to see if it was hot enough, so I tested the temperature with my finger. It was actually delicious.

[ravelfan07]

Look at me!  I'm a Ravel Fan!

Ohai!  Ermagerd!  I like Liszt a lot!

Blah blah blah!

Look at me!
My username is the name of a tour of a terrible mumble rapper!
I am better than y’all!