Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Definition of English:

A citizen who was born or who has become a permanent resident in the country of England.

Definition of Welsh:

A citizen who was born or who has become a permanent resident in the country of Wales.

Same island.  And they all look the same to me, anyway.  Scottish, Welsh, English, whatever.

Barbaric language, English is.  Full of deliberate mispronunciations of foreign tongues and terms.  The Welsh and the Scots get points for their indigenous tongues, which may be able to survive somewhat into the future.

Its my belief that Cornish separatism has not drawn first blood, but they should.

[perfect_pitch]

I'd have some sort of clever comeback, but I was awoken this morning at 4:10am by an heroin junkie armed with a baseball bat and a large kitchen knife, named Derek who had seemingly gotten stuck on my roof and was unable to get down without police assistance.

So to J_Tour... (insert witty statement here)



Watch that space... I'll have something clever when I've had more sleep.



[and no, I am not actually making that up. This is the sh*t I woke up to this morning).

[j_tour]

and no, I am not actually making that up. This is the sh*t I woke up to this morning.

I don't doubt it.  A hooligan from some game of footie, without question.

We have those here as well.