Last post wins!!!!!

[ravelfan07]

I second that as well... definitely a dodgy bastard that Bob Smith is...

Plus, at the time of the killings, I was getting tanked on whisky. Couldn't have done it.

Wait a second, people are known to act strange while drunk, now you are a bit suspicious

[ravelfan07]

Can't have done it - had a blood alcohol level of 0.12 so I wasn't incapable of anything.

I think all the blame lies with Bob... Bloody Bob.

Hmm, where were you drinking?

[perfect_pitch]

In a pub toilet, somewhere in the seediest part of town.

[ravelfan07]

In a pub toilet, somewhere in the seediest part of town.

Why would you voluntarily drink in a bathroom?

[perfect_pitch]

Why would you voluntarily drink in a bathroom?

Don't know, but it proves I didn't do it.

Also, who is this spam advertiser you keep going on about... did I miss something?

[j_tour]

More fun than uncle's day at a whorehouse.

You're all lost.  Like turkeys in the corn.

[perfect_pitch]

More fun than uncle's day at a whorehouse.

That does sound like a fun boy-uncle activity. Most of the time, I would just get taken to the zoo...

Animals are so boring; much less fun than whores.   

[liszt-and-the-galops]

In a pub toilet, somewhere in the seediest part of town.

Fingerprint testing in the area that had the highest crime rate found that the children's last location before they were kidnapped was the area directly outside the men's bathroom, which had been plastered over prior to the arrival of the authorities. This practically confirms your guilt.




































I know exactly what P_P's next response will be.

[j_tour]

Silence, fools.

A man is speaking.

[perfect_pitch]

Fingerprint testing in the area that had the highest crime rate found that the children's last location before they were kidnapped was the area directly outside the men's bathroom, which had been plastered over prior to the arrival of the authorities. This practically confirms your guilt.

You still haven't narrowed down which watering hole bathroom I was passed out in, so your evidence isn't even circumstantial at best, and you have no case.

Case thrown out - I win, you lose. Deal with it.



And who the *** reads the newspaper these days... we're living in a digital world now.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

OBJECTION!
Let the evidence show that you were in the sealed-up bathroom that was very close to the children at the exact moment that the crime was committed. Either you saw what happened, or you are the perpetrator.

[lostinidlewonder]

My dog stepped on a bee.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

My dog stepped on a bee.

...I expected a little more...

[j_tour]

WHERE'S BOB??

IS HE DEAD??

WHERE'S BOB?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

WHERE'S BOB??
IS HE DEAD??

No. He's a murder suspect.

[j_tour]

No. He's a murder suspect.

And you're the victim.

Roll over and be buried in soiled prophylactics, as is your wont.

Man up and do it!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

And you're the victim.

Roll over and be buried in soiled prophylactics, as is your wont.

Man up and do it!

1: Those children who you posted an image of are the victims. I'm the investigator, and ravelfan is my self-appointed second-in-command.
2: Still not dead...
3: Sir, sit down for a minute while we get the doctor.

[perfect_pitch]

No. He's a murder suspect.

Maybe Bob did it... and then he's dead. Murder-suicide...

CASE CLOSED!!!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Nope. You're still a suspect, and that means you can't make any declarations here.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Also, holy **** only 2 of the most recent posts weren't on this thread. You were right when you said earlier that this is a last post wins forum with piano-related threads, and not a piano forum with a last post wins thread.

[lostinidlewonder]

What can I say, my skills in entrapment are unparallelled.

[lostinidlewonder]

...I expected a little more...

As you wish:

[perfect_pitch]

Nope. You're still a suspect, and that means you can't make any declarations here.

Oh for goodness sake - how long are you going to keep up this charade of a so-called murder.

There was no murder, so there are no suspects. I am exonerated from my supposed guilt...

I'm off the hook.

[j_tour]

There was no murder, so there are no suspects. I am exonerated from my supposed guilt...

I agree.  You don't have the temperament or agility for rough trade in any case.

[perfect_pitch]

Exactly - I'm not built for prison anyway, so I know that if I don't wanna do time, I shouldn't do the crime.

[ravelfan07]

Oh for goodness sake - how long are you going to keep up this charade of a so-called murder.

There was no murder, so there are no suspects. I am exonerated from my supposed guilt...

I'm off the hook.

That sounds like someone who was guilty would say
Tell me everything you did that night in order

[j_tour]

Exactly - I'm not built for prison anyway, so I know that if I don't wanna do time, I shouldn't do the crime.

Oh, they'd make you fit just fine.

Here, go make a tremolo circuit or something. 

The warden says it will help rehabilitate you, and the soldering should calm you down some.

[perfect_pitch]

That sounds like someone who was guilty would say
Tell me everything you did that night in order

That night??? The night in question...

[j_tour]

Don't forget, everybody!  Mardi Gras/Shrove Tuesday/Carnival is coming up....and on Valentimes' Day too that makes to be it extra special.

You everybody is doing such good work in this thread and so many of you try so hard it is almost to make myself go to that library book repository and find some good word to spread about and on you.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh god - that's so cheesy, it's sickening.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

There was no murder, so there are no suspects. I am exonerated from my supposed guilt...

So you deny the events depicted in this image ever happening?

Now tell me, what kind of person --other than a murderer-- would do such a thing? And what kind of person would deny the existence of such an event?

[perfect_pitch]

So you deny the events depicted in this image ever happening?Now tell me, what kind of person --other than a murderer-- would do such a thing? And what kind of person would deny the existence of such an event?

Well, it would seem rather plausible, and also believable that a person who wasn't involved in said murder could believe such events took place... after all, they had nothing to do with it.

I'm not saying it didn't happen - only that I didn't know the circumstances in which said incident took place.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

"...believable that a person who wasn't involved in said murder could believe such events took place... after all, they had nothing to do with it.
I'm not saying it didn't happen - only that I didn't know the circumstances in which said incident took place."

P_P, contradicting yourself is not a very good look when you're being interrogated.

[j_tour]

P_P

I admit, that's a canny, cagey, crafty manœuvre on your part.

You've recognized that pp only recognizes capital letters/majuscules.

And with that observation, you have graduated to homunculus.

[ravelfan07]

That night??? The night in question...

Hmm, you could’ve killed the kids in a drunken state
As there was a missing scene

[ravelfan07]

Well, it would seem rather plausible, and also believable that a person who wasn't involved in said murder could believe such events took place... after all, they had nothing to do with it.

I'm not saying it didn't happen - only that I didn't know the circumstances in which said incident took place.

But you were drunk, meaning it is unlikely you would even remember doing it

[perfect_pitch]

Oh for goodness sake - this imaginary murder thing has gone on long enough. Now it's just
'nuh-uh's and make believe comments. It's been going on for over a week.

I'm done with it. I'm just going to ignore whats going on and post this:

[j_tour]

what is up with these goddamned kids?

Haven't they ever heard of wanking in silence and solitude, like I did when I was a mere lad of now?

[perfect_pitch]

Haven't they ever heard of wanking in silence and solitude, like I did when I was a mere lad of now?

Back when you were a lad... pornography was probably pictures of ladies calf muscles and their forearms being exposed.



I mean - god damn, look at those exposed SHOULDERS...

Also, when you were a lad - I bet you toilet paper was in low supply as the Soldiers needed it for the war.   

[j_tour]

It's a nonsense, much like the germ theory. 

Take the train to tinytown, tinkerbell.

And my name should now be "Chief Strongbull of the Adult."  I will not tolerate being addressed otherwise.

[ravelfan07]

Oh for goodness sake - this imaginary murder thing has gone on long enough. Now it's just
'nuh-uh's and make believe comments. It's been going on for over a week.

I'm done with it. I'm just going to ignore whats going on and post this:

Sounds likes a confession to me smh lol

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Oh for goodness sake - this imaginary murder thing has gone on long enough. Now it's just
nope's and make believe comments. It's been going on for over a week.

tbf I agree. It was fun while it lasted, so let's just end this by convicting Bob. As for you, let's say that the jury was hung and you weren't tried again. Sound good?

[ravelfan07]

tbf I agree. It was fun while it lasted, so let's just end this by convicting Bob. As for you, let's say that the jury was hung and you weren't tried again. Sound good?

I convict you, Liszt and the gallops
You are the most guilty

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I convict you, Liszt and the gallops
You are the most guilty

A few things.
1: I was talking to P_P, not you.
2: P_P is the only one here who doesn't have a confirmable alibi, hence why he was the only one here on the list of suspects. I think you made a typo, or perhaps it was autocorrect. I don't believe such a mistake is relevant to the case, however.
Besides, the jury already convicted Bob. The case appears to be closed.

Lastly, If you think this was some sort of surprise plot twist, just know that I saw this coming...

I feel like we all know Ravel is a wildcard here... [The rest of the post has been removed because it was not related to the matter at hand.]

[ravelfan07]

A few things.
1: I was talking to P_P, not you.
2: P_P is the only one here who doesn't have a confirmable alibi, hence why he was the only one here on the list of suspects. I think you made a typo, or perhaps it was autocorrect. I don't believe such a mistake is relevant to the case, however.
Besides, the jury already convicted Bob. The case appears to be closed.

Lastly, If you think this was some sort of surprise plot twist, just know that I saw this coming...

😐

[liszt-and-the-galops]

XD

[perfect_pitch]

I convict you, Liszt and the gallops
You are the most guilty

I second the motion... mainly just to piss off Lisztandthegallops...

Bob may have been the suspect, but Liszt had to be his accomplice.

And thirdly - this whole thing is make-believe anyway and imaginary so this BS about me not having an alibi is just taking the thing just way too far.

[ravelfan07]

I second the motion... mainly just to piss off Lisztandthegallops...

Bob may have been the suspect, but Liszt had to be his accomplice.

And thirdly - this whole thing is make-believe anyway and imaginary so this BS about me not having an alibi is just taking the thing just way too far.

Alright, lisztgallops and bob have been found guilty and will now face the punishment of having to watch the sacrilegious performance of flight of the bumblebee for 2 hours

[j_tour]

Mere pianists.  It is to laugh.

This is, after all, the "Non Piano Board" of the "Piano Forum" sub-subsection "Anything but piano"

[perfect_pitch]

GOD DAMN can that woman move her feet... and yet, I bet you she's a *** clumsy dancer.