Last post wins!!!!!

[gasplamey]

I here now and I win now.

[lostinidlewonder]

Now you lose.

[j_tour]

Balloon juice??? Wouldn't drink that stuff if you paid me - tastes like piss.

Balloon juice is slang for plain old air, you old gasbag.

Probably wasn't said on a Power Rangers video show, so not surprised the allusion escaped you.   

[perfect_pitch]

I here now and I win now.

Sure, but that win was merely a fleeting moment in time - a floating dandelion seed in the winds of our planet. You look at it and then it is gone within seconds.

Also you grammar bad.    

Balloon juice is slang for plain old air, you old gasbag.

Probably wasn't said on a Power Rangers video show, so not surprised the allusion escaped you.   

I presume it was used lots of times on the Howdy Doody show you used to watch as a youngster?

Since then the slang has died... much like fat acceptance these days.

[gasplamey]

Also you grammar bad.    

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

Since then the slang has died... much like fat acceptance these days.

Is that a thing?  Cause this last girlfriend went ballistic when I said she had a nice fat.....never mind.....but I meant well.

Captain Howdy says that although some of the greatest pianists in various genres were lardos,

wait.....

No, Captain Howdy refuses to speak with me anymore.

But he'll be back.

[gasplamey]

If you were trying to make a joke, it didn't land.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh it did... but it was minutes after it flew over your head.

[gasplamey]

Oh it did... but it was minutes after it flew over your head.

ha ha im laughing so much.
ha ha ha so funnee.

[j_tour]

You people are hysterical.

In the XIX century or early XX century sense of the term.

[gasplamey]

Is that an American-ized pool table?
Why does that exist?

[j_tour]

Is that an American-ized pool table?
Why does that exist?

Well, clearly it's not a snooker table.

I dunno....probably not drawn to scale.  Nine foot (British imperial system units) table, I'd guess.

The point is that if one pattern racks in eight ball like so, it's an easy run out for the breaker, and leaves a dense cluster for the opposing set of balls.

What do I look like, Allison Fisher?  Ronnie O'Sullivan?

I play 14.1 pool, but like anybody else, I know how to play the other games.

I could beat a snooker player if he or she were like three years old or something...difficult game.  No arguments there.

[moonlight88]

I love the idea of this thread, but don't any of you think it gets a little bit repetitive at times?