Last post wins!!!!!

[gasplamey]

I here now and I win now.

[lostinidlewonder]

Now you lose.

[j_tour]

Balloon juice??? Wouldn't drink that stuff if you paid me - tastes like piss.

Balloon juice is slang for plain old air, you old gasbag.

Probably wasn't said on a Power Rangers video show, so not surprised the allusion escaped you.   

[perfect_pitch]

I here now and I win now.

Sure, but that win was merely a fleeting moment in time - a floating dandelion seed in the winds of our planet. You look at it and then it is gone within seconds.

Also you grammar bad.    

Balloon juice is slang for plain old air, you old gasbag.

Probably wasn't said on a Power Rangers video show, so not surprised the allusion escaped you.   

I presume it was used lots of times on the Howdy Doody show you used to watch as a youngster?

Since then the slang has died... much like fat acceptance these days.

[gasplamey]

Also you grammar bad.    

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

Since then the slang has died... much like fat acceptance these days.

Is that a thing?  Cause this last girlfriend went ballistic when I said she had a nice fat.....never mind.....but I meant well.

Captain Howdy says that although some of the greatest pianists in various genres were lardos,

wait.....

No, Captain Howdy refuses to speak with me anymore.

But he'll be back.

[gasplamey]

If you were trying to make a joke, it didn't land.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh it did... but it was minutes after it flew over your head.

[gasplamey]

Oh it did... but it was minutes after it flew over your head.

ha ha im laughing so much.
ha ha ha so funnee.

[j_tour]

You people are hysterical.

In the XIX century or early XX century sense of the term.

[gasplamey]

Is that an American-ized pool table?
Why does that exist?

[j_tour]

Is that an American-ized pool table?
Why does that exist?

Well, clearly it's not a snooker table.

I dunno....probably not drawn to scale.  Nine foot (British imperial system units) table, I'd guess.

The point is that if one pattern racks in eight ball like so, it's an easy run out for the breaker, and leaves a dense cluster for the opposing set of balls.

What do I look like, Allison Fisher?  Ronnie O'Sullivan?

I play 14.1 pool, but like anybody else, I know how to play the other games.

I could beat a snooker player if he or she were like three years old or something...difficult game.  No arguments there.

[moonlight88]

I love the idea of this thread, but don't any of you think it gets a little bit repetitive at times?

[gasplamey]

I love the idea of this thread, but don't any of you think it gets a little bit repetitive at times?

Sometimes, but there's plenty of variety to keep all of us competing. Plus bragging rights.
I mean, two of these users have been fxcking with each-other for 12 years.

[lostinidlewonder]

[gasplamey]

And the occassional South Park meme often finds its way in when lost is involved.

[perfect_pitch]

Is that an American-ized pool table?
Why does that exist?

You know the Americans... they like to make everything bigger and take everything to the extreme.

Their McLarge serve at McDonalds, their cars, their waistlines, cholesterol levels

[lostinidlewonder]

And the occassional ...often....

Occasionally often? lol.

[j_tour]

I love the idea of this thread, but don't any of you think it gets a little bit repetitive at times?

No. 

Your mom was repetitive.

You know the Americans... they like to make everything bigger and take everything to the extreme.

Their McLarge serve at McDonalds, their cars, their waistlines, cholesterol levels

Do you have any idea how much larger a snooker table is than the largest tables used in international pocket billiards?

Nor how extremely small shaft diameters used at snooker are?

You're out of your element, Donny. 

[perfect_pitch]

Do you have any idea how much larger a snooker table is than the largest tables used in international pocket billiards?

Nor how extremely small shaft diameters used at snooker are?

You're out of your element, Donny. 

I don't... nor do I care about a lot of things that came from America.

[j_tour]

I don't... nor do I care about a lot of things that came from America.

Snooker came from the US? 

News to me.  It's not widely played anywhere in the US, nor does the average citizen know much, if anything, about the game.

The various games of billiards and pocket billiards are anything but American in origin, as well.

It may surprise you to know that legendary snooker player (and drinker) Ronnie O'Sullivan has possibly never even visited the US.

Many of the dominant players in all forms of cue sports are not of American citizenry or origin, as well.

[perfect_pitch]

Snooker came from the US? 

I don't know... I was referring to your comment about why the US have larger snooker tables...

That I couldn't care about.

[j_tour]

I don't know... I was referring to your comment about why the US have larger snooker tables...

That I couldn't care about.

Clearly that's what I said. 

Snooker tables are the size of snooker tables, and we don't make 'em big tables in US.

Daft.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sure it's not the first time the US twisted the rules and regulations to fit their narrative.

Hell - look at a McDonalds small size meal - could feed a bloody camel.

[j_tour]

I'm sure it's not the first time the US twisted the rules and regulations to fit their narrative.

Sure.

And cricket is massively popular in the US as well, and what the Brits call soccer/footie/whatever was actually invented here.

Americans also invented the Catholic Church practiced in the Roman Rite.

You're out of your mind......drink some more good American Scotch whisky...best kind there is.

[perfect_pitch]

Sure.

And cricket is massively popular in the US as well, and what the Brits call soccer/footie/whatever was actually invented here.

Americans also invented the Catholic Church practiced in the Roman Rite.

You're out of your mind......drink some more good American Scotch whisky...best kind there is.[/font]

a) Cricket sucks as well... one of the most boring sports on the planet.
b) You're wrong:

While variations of kicking ball games have existed for centuries in different parts of the world, soccer, as we know it today, was largely formalized and developed in England in the 19th century. The establishment of the Football Association in 1863, with its standardized rules, marked a significant step in the evolution of the modern game

c) They also invented Scientology, so I don't think that makes them the gold standard for religion and
d) There is no such thing as "American Scotch Whisky". There is Scotch Whisky which is made in (duh):

...

And then there's just regular Whisky from other places. It has to be made in Scotland to be classified as Scotch Whisky. It's even in the name... how could you miss that.

Also, American Whisky (or Bourbon as it's usually known as sometimes) is too sugary, and tastes like arse.
I was given a beautiful Glenfiddich 14-year old whisky just this last week that is truly a beautiful drop.

[dizzyfingers]

Truth be told, the Last Post doesn't win.

You're all locked into the punishment of Sisyphus

(btw, if you respond to this, I'll never see it, but labor away as you must)

[lostinidlewonder]

Who are you calling a sissy??

[perfect_pitch]

Truth be told, the Last Post doesn't win.

You're all locked into the punishment of Sisyphus

It has to end at some point... either people forget the post exists and the last post wins; or the mods close it after J_Tour endlessly posts videos of Wesley Willis and Nils posts the last post just to claim the victory, or it hits a reply limit and locks itself as it can't handle more than xxx amount of posts.

[lostinidlewonder]

This is the last post, it ends here. Thanks for playing all.

[j_tour]

b) You're wrong:

Are you dense or something?

Association Football, aka "soccer," is a problem US citizens have or should have?

That's got as little to do with the US as does snooker or cricket.

Or polo, for that matter.  Or any cue sport.

[perfect_pitch]

Association Football, aka "soccer," is a problem US citizens have or should have?

That's got as little to do with the US as does snooker or cricket.

Or polo, for that matter.  Or any cue sport.

We've moved on from that conversation... no one cares any more.

[j_tour]

We've moved on from that conversation... no one cares any more.

Did you realize that the phrase "get bent" originated from one of the British isles?

Me neither, but I read it in a book just now.

[perfect_pitch]

It's one of my most useful phrases...

...not at work though.

[lostinidlewonder]

That's a little seedy, thumbs up.

[perfect_pitch]

I'll be impressed if you can name the episode in which that jpg is from???

[lostinidlewonder]

Don't ask simple questions 

[perfect_pitch]

Damn... not bad... but you I asked for the episode name and you didn't name it...



It was from Season 3, Episode 12 entitled 'The Red Dot'.

Hand your head in shame...

[j_tour]

Someone in this thread....and I'm not naming names....is a raging nerd.

[perfect_pitch]

It's J_Tour, isn't it?   

[lostinidlewonder]

Damn... not bad... but you I asked for the episode name and you didn't name it...[/img]

It was from Season 3, Episode 12 entitled 'The Red Dot'.

Hand your head in shame...

Hand it cash, very shameful. But anyway, it's more impressive to add more relevant content from the episode rather than  a mere google search

[perfect_pitch]

Not really... a laymen would be able to kind of summarise what it was about...

A TRUE fan would know each episode by name. If you just go 'it's the episode with the thing... the thing, you know - that thingy'...

...no one cares.

[j_tour]

A TRUE fan would know each episode by name. If you just go 'it's the episode with the thing... the thing, you know - that thingy'...

...no one cares.

OK.  Spotted the nerd. 

If I skin it, and hand in the pelt, what do I get?

[perfect_pitch]

I daresay that I doubt you have any skills skinning anything bigger than a pigeon.

I'm safe.

[lostinidlewonder]

Not really... a laymen would be able to kind of summarise what it was about...

A TRUE fan would know each episode by name. If you just go 'it's the episode with the thing... the thing, you know - that thingy'...

...no one cares.

Illogical, a layman doesnt know Seinfeld episodes, also it takes knowledge of the episode to include more jokes from that episode. The fact I used the one which was specifically about the spot shows I knew exactly what the episode is. It's just because I didn't jump through your hoop that no one cares about and answered in the way I wanted. There's no way to verify if a fan knows all the episodes by name, they can easily cheat here online, so logically I win.

[perfect_pitch]

Illogical, a layman doesnt know Seinfeld episodes, also it takes knowledge of the episode to include more jokes from that episode. The fact I used the one which was specifically about the spot shows I knew exactly what the episode is. It's just beacuse I didn't jump through your hoop that no one cares about and answered in the way I wanted. There's no way to verify if a fan knows all the episodes by name, they can easily cheat here online, so logically I win.

So, instead of saying 'I don't really care about the episode names', you come up with that rant?

You didn't 'jump through my hoop'... I asked name the episode, you didn't. It's not that big a deal... accept it.

[lostinidlewonder]

So, instead of saying 'I don't really care about the episode names', you come up with that rant?

You don't get it. You asked for a name, I just gave more related jokes from the exact episode proving I knew exactly where the initial image came from. You acknowledged that I knew the episode then continued on with the need for your little challenge of the name which I already proved was far too easy compared to what I did.

You wanted to rant at first, just look at your word count compared to mine at the start. You wanted it by continuing on with these rants of your own so I'll join in on the fun and counter.

You didn't 'jump through my hoop'... I asked name the episode, you didn't. It's not that big a deal... accept it.

Not a big deal yet here you are making a big deal lol you're funny using those rhetorical fallacies. I proved it's too easy to name the episode and gave a more difficult answer that only someone who actually knows the episode well enough could do. You just wanted a name which could be easily google searched, maybe you just don't understand how easy it is which is fine, you do tend to neglect your technology skills.

[essence]

Snooker came from the US? 

News to me.  It's not widely played anywhere in the US, nor does the average citizen know much, if anything, about the game.

The various games of billiards and pocket billiards are anything but American in origin, as well.

It may surprise you to know that legendary snooker player (and drinker) Ronnie O'Sullivan has possibly never even visited the US.

Many of the dominant players in all forms of cue sports are not of American citizenry or origin, as well.

Ronnie O'Sullivan has been very clean living for many years, he does a lot of running and is quite fast. Hurricane Higgins, on the other hand, and Jimmy White in his younger years....

He has spent plenty of time in the USA

https://ronnieo147.com/photo-galleries/ronnies-american-hustle/

i=FGofpkBIlr0TyxXc

[perfect_pitch]

I proved it's too easy to name the episode and gave a more difficult answer

How was that a more difficult answer???

If it was too easy to name the episode... why didn't you???

You wanted to rant at first, just look at your word count compared to mine at the start.

My initial response to your answer was 2-3 sentences long...

Not really... a laymen would be able to kind of summarise what it was about...

A TRUE fan would know each episode by name. If you just go 'it's the episode with the thing... the thing, you know - that thingy'...

Your response to that was... this:

Illogical, a layman doesnt know Seinfeld episodes, also it takes knowledge of the episode to include more jokes from that episode. The fact I used the one which was specifically about the spot shows I knew exactly what the episode is. It's just beacuse I didn't jump through your hoop that no one cares about and answered in the way I wanted. There's no way to verify if a fan knows all the episodes by name, they can easily cheat here online, so logically I win.

You won nothing... get over it.