Last post wins!!!!!

[yqxpiano]

Maybe you can try syringes and injecting the drugs.
New page?

[orgarnic]

Isn't that a vaccine?

[gasplamey]

Isn't that a vaccine?

Get a shot.
But drop the "a".

[j_tour]

Wasn't talking about injecting.....with a syringe.....seems some people weren't paying attention.

[lostinidlewonder]

Get a shot.
But drop the "a".

vccine? Almost sounds like borat.

[perfect_pitch]

Holy crap - he looks young. What movie is that supposed to be???

[yqxpiano]

Isn't that a vaccine?

Only if it’s meant to give you immunity to a disease.

You can certaintly take drugs through a needle.

[j_tour]

You can certaintly take drugs through a needle.

Really?  Somehow I don't believe you.

Holy crap - he looks young. What movie is that supposed to be???

Does the name Marion Cobretti not mean anything to you?

Also, use scissors to cut pizza. 

[gasplamey]

vccine? Almost sounds like borat.

No, drop the "a" from "get a shot".

[orgarnic]

ah ha ha ha ha. you're so funny. ah ha ha ha ha.

[gasplamey]

ah ha ha ha ha. you're so funny. ah ha ha ha ha.

[perfect_pitch]

Does the name Marion Cobretti not mean anything to you?

No... plus I'm sure his name is Sylvester Stallone... not Marion.

[lostinidlewonder]

No, drop the "a" from "get a shot".

Get a shot.... A#*hole?

[j_tour]

No... plus I'm sure his name is Sylvester Stallone... not Marion.

Sure?

[yqxpiano]

What are the easiest transcendental etudes?

[orgarnic]

Probably no.5 no.4 or no.12

[gasplamey]

What are the easiest transcendental etudes?

1 3 6

Probably no.5 no.4 or no.12

ik ur going for the hardest ones, but 2 is waay harders than 12.

[yqxpiano]

1 3 6

Thanks

[perfect_pitch]

1 3 6

Mmmm... 1, 3 & 6... sounds like a pyramid-scheme.   



(Sorry, but clearly I am such a maths nerd.)

[yqxpiano]

Mmmm... 1, 3 & 6... sounds like a pyramid-scheme.   



(Sorry, but clearly I am such a maths nerd.)

Pyramid scheme for transcendental etudes…

Send one transcendental etude score, get 2 back within one month.

[orgarnic]

1 + 3 + 6 = 10
1 x 0 = 0

I've figured out your little scheme. You're going to take my score and give none in return.

[j_tour]

I've figured out your little scheme. You're going to take my score and give none in return.

How about a nice game of snooker, race to eleven, for ten large?

[perfect_pitch]

How about a nice game of snooker, race to eleven, for ten large?

Well, if you want to go play with your balls, you can do so in the privacy of your own house.

[j_tour]

Well, if you want to go play with your balls, you can do so in the privacy of your own house.

I don't fondle my own balls.  I have people who do that for me.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't fondle my own balls.  I have people who do that for me.

And at any point are you going to undo their chains, release them and give them their freedom back?

[orgarnic]

At this point you've broken more than just one law j_tour

[j_tour]

And at any point are you going to undo their chains, release them and give them their freedom back?

My handlers are well compensated, and happy in their work.  They've told me this.

At this point you've broken more than just one law j_tour

In the eyes of God, we are married.  Damned the secular law.  So get down there!

[perfect_pitch]

My handlers are well compensated, and happy in their work.  They've told me this.

So, they're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome??? Not sure if that makes them "happy".

[orgarnic]

I still think you are psychotic and you can't tell me otherwise.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but he lives on a different country and land mass from me, so I'm safe.   

[j_tour]

So, they're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome??? Not sure if that makes them "happy".

They're just fine.

So long as they take the medication I provide, they are docile and present a happy affect.

Don't worry about it.

[perfect_pitch]

They're just fine.

So long as they take the medication I provide, they are docile and present a happy affect.

Don't worry about it.

I think you're scaring Orgarnic... How about you show him/her the docile, friendly well-loved user we've all known for the last 12...

Oh wait... that is what you're doing... never mind.

[orgarnic]

Yeah, but he lives on a different country and land mass from me, so I'm safe.

I'm not though. I live in the same country as him.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm not though. I live in the same country as him.

[j_tour]

I take Ozempic and am sleek as a whippet hound.

[perfect_pitch]

I take Ozempic and am sleek as a whippet hound.

OH DEAR... I'm more worried that you forgot to format that first letter with the Courier New font...

You're slipping.

And, I prefer not to take cheats in life. I prefer to lose weight the old fashioned way. With surgery...

SURGERY SOLVES EVERYTHING...

...except death.

[orgarnic]

I thought the old-fashioned way was exercise, but that works too.

[j_tour]

Actually, anyone can easily lose about ten pounds imperial by cutting off one's own head.

It's not that difficult with a chainsaw and a swift, rolling motion.

I've heard.

[perfect_pitch]

Actually, anyone can easily lose about ten pounds imperial by cutting off one's own head.

It's not that difficult with a chainsaw and a swift, rolling motion.

I've heard.

Or I guess the cool way now is to assume that you're big and beautiful and that you've embraced your slovenly life style, and deny that there are any health impacts to your body, despite being over 600lbs.

Eventually the fat acceptance movement will die away... when their members all have heart attacks in the next few years.

[j_tour]

Or I guess the cool way now is to assume that you're big and beautiful and that you've embraced your slovenly life style, and deny that there are any health impacts to your body, despite being over 600lbs.

Eventually the fat acceptance movement will die away... when their members all have heart attacks in the next few years.

What an enticing screed.

Did you know that I just shaved my beard and trimmed a John Waters moustache?

Not many people know that, but it's true.

[orgarnic]

Or maybe they will just lose all their money due to their fast food addiction and taking up two seats on every mode of transportation available.

[perfect_pitch]

Or maybe they will just lose all their money due to their fast food addiction and taking up two seats on every mode of transportation available.

Fast food is much cheaper than healthier food, so I doubt it... and most airplanes will allow massive people to take up 2 seats and still be charged the 1.

So... don't think they're going to lose their money that way either. There are people who haven't been able to fly despite their seat being booked, because they were bumped off their flight due to a grossly obese person taking their seat.

The world has gone to hell... and it doesn't look like it will ever return from it.

Did you know that I just shaved my beard and trimmed a John Waters moustache?

No one likes that moustache... no one. It looks like you drank a can of ink or black paint.

[j_tour]

No one likes that moustache... no one. It looks like you drank a can of ink or black paint.

Nonsense.  Everyone likes the classic womb broom.

[perfect_pitch]

Nonsense.  Everyone likes the classic womb broom.

Never heard that term before, and thanks to you - can never UN-hear it.

[orgarnic]

Obese people have a higher unemployed rate though, and some airlines are making obese people pay for the two seats that they sit on.

Maybe they will lose their money some way, perhaps through gambling...

[perfect_pitch]

Obese people have a higher unemployed rate though, and some airlines are making obese people pay for the two seats that they sit on.

Lets try and lighten up the mood, shall we???

Always gives me a laugh.

[j_tour]

Lets try and lighten up the mood, shall we???

No!

What are you, a caveman or something?  Or one of those fancy lads?

Never heard that term before, and thanks to you - can never UN-hear it.

I'm all for decorum, therefore I used a less offending slang term for the sake of your tender ears.

Actually, as it happens, I learned that bit of slang from a musician who lives in Perth, of all places....years ago.

[perfect_pitch]

No!

What... do you find the honesty of Ricky Gervais so horrific that you refuse to listen to him?

He was a breath of fresh air at the Oscars.

[orgarnic]

Listening to Interstellar will help me relax a bit

[perfect_pitch]

When that Pipe Organ comes in 'No time for caution'... I got goosebumps the size of blisters.

*** invigorating. That scene was incredible, and the music just made it a piece of epic cinema.