Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

I'd rather listen to Hitler speak in German than to that pogue Gervais. 

[lostinidlewonder]

Hitler didn’t speak German, he spoke in caps lock.

[perfect_pitch]

I'd rather listen to Hitler speak in German than to that pogue Gervais.

Must be sad to live without a sense of humour then... I feel sorry for you.

[j_tour]

Must be sad to live without a sense of humour then... I feel sorry for you.

Eating beans and other fibrous foods helps produce regular bowel movements.

Eating Gervais makes you a tankie.

[orgarnic]

who is pogue gervais?

When that Pipe Organ comes in 'No time for caution'... I got goosebumps the size of blisters.

*** invigorating. That scene was incredible, and the music just made it a piece of epic cinema.

I guess I'm not the only one here that likes the soundtrack

[gasplamey]

Hitler didn’t speak German, he spoke in caps lock.

A lot of people do. Trump for instane.

[perfect_pitch]

A lot of people do. Trump for instane.

And to think this mad f***er has 3 more years left, still in office.

God help America... because Trump sure as sh*t won't.

I guess I'm not the only one here that likes the soundtrack

Okay - you might happen to like this then. This was also another MAJESTICALLY EPIC piece with pipe organ in it that knocked my socks off. The beginning is a little messy, but once that Pipe Organ comes in - you'll melt. It just helps support the bass, but it's wicked.

[gasplamey]

And to think this mad f***er has 3 more years left, still in office.

God help America... because Trump sure as sh*t won't.

Yeah, to hell with him.

At least we still have the first two world wars on our record as 'times we saved the worsld'.

[j_tour]

And to think this mad f***er has 3 more years left, still in office.

Bullpuckey.

Mr hamberders and ketchup won't last through the year.  He has late-stage dementia, is mordidly obese, and doesn't give a damn.

His Veep is arguably even worse, though, as a psychotic gadfly, so there's that cheery thought.

[gasplamey]

Bullpuckey.

Mr hamberders and ketchup won't last through the year.  He has late-stage dementia, is mordidly obese, and doesn't give a damn.

Weel;, I like that you have hope.,

[j_tour]

Weel;, I like that you have hope.,

More like:



Just throw some dirt on that rube already and get it over with.

[orgarnic]

PP don't you live in Australia? I feel like you guys have domestic problems to deal with, but okay.

About Trump, he's stupid as fk and hasn't done anything to help America, but at least he played a role in getting a ceasefire in Gaza. Now don't take this the wrong way, because I'm not where close to being one of those Republicans.

About my opinion on what will happen, I think America might become a dictatorship by the end of his term. According to somebody from The Atlantic, the three things an authoritarian leader needs control over are the intelligence agency, the justice system, and the military. Trump already has the first two, but not the latter... yet.

[j_tour]

at least he played a role in getting a ceasefire in Gaza.

That's hilarious.

That moron couldn't find the Gaza strip on a map, let alone spell it.

[perfect_pitch]

PP don't you live in Australia? I feel like you guys have domestic problems to deal with, but okay.

About Trump, he's stupid as fk and hasn't done anything to help America, but at least he played a role in getting a ceasefire in Gaza. Now don't take this the wrong way, because I'm not where close to being one of those Republicans.

About my opinion on what will happen, I think America might become a dictatorship by the end of his term.

Everyone is thinking the same thing - that's not a shock.

Yeah, we have domestic problems, but they don't seem to be as bad as what's happening in America. Our Prime Minister might be an absolute wanker, and a puppet of a man who has got the backbone of a jellyfish, but at least he's not a psychotic tyrant hell-bent on having America succumb to his every demand and trying to 'silence' those who oppose him.

We all saw what he did to Colbert and Kimmel.

[orgarnic]

I guess America is front and center, but there's other stuff that people don't talk about, most notably in Latin America. Still though, Trump is the worst president we ever have had, by a very wide margin.

[j_tour]

Still though, Trump is the worst president we ever have had, by a very wide margin.

President emeritus....he has no responsibilities nor obligations, just like some doddering old fool at a university roaming the halls talking to himself.

p_p would still say he's better than Paul Hogan, patriot hero of Australia, though.

[orgarnic]

Just searched him up and he seems like the type of guy to make fart jokes

[gasplamey]

Still though, Trump is the worst president we ever have had, by a very wide margin.

Certainly up there at least. The only other challenger i cans think og is andrew jackson.

[orgarnic]

Andrew Johnson was also really bad

[gasplamey]

Andrew Johnson was also really bad

imo hes a distant third.

[orgarnic]

James buchanan?

[j_tour]

Millard Fillmore was a dick, though, too.

Here, play with this for a while:

[perfect_pitch]

p_p would still say he's better than Paul Hogan, patriot hero of Australia, though

No... I hate to say it, but my feelings about Albanese are so low, it's hard for anyone to outdo him in terms of stupidity and passiveness.

Paul Hogan was a washed up actor who had one role - did it and then faded into obscurity... while failing to pay any taxes like a scumbag.

They're both scumbags - but for different reasons.

[j_tour]

Paul Hogan was a washed up actor who had one role - did it and then faded into obscurity... while failing to pay any taxes like a scumbag.

Sounds familiar.  Might have heard that criticism of one of the greatest patriots and riflemen and gentleman hero somewhere before. 

Could be wrong.

[perfect_pitch]

Sounds familiar.  Might have heard that criticism of one of the greatest patriots and riflemen and gentleman hero somewhere before. 

Don't care - he deserves it.

[orgarnic]

What?

[j_tour]

What?

Never mind.  I was just excited my moustache has grown in nicely.  p-p just hates tax exiles like The Rolling Stones.

[perfect_pitch]

Never mind.  I was just excited my moustache has grown in nicely.  p-p just hates tax exiles like The Rolling Stones

It's the narcissism and elitism of these arsewipes who think that just because they earn millions of dollars, they are exempt from paying tax. Meanwhile, ordinary people like you and me who make maybe 10%, 5% or maybe even only 1% of what these people make annually... we have to pay our taxes.

Imagine how much better Australia would be if we could get the tax money from all these ultra-rich countries who don't pay frickin' tax (Apple, Google, Woodside) to name a few.

We could pour it into the roads, hospitals, nurses, police... Seriously... what would the downside be for society if they did???

[yqxpiano]

lol, just like 5% tax would already be a lot of money

[orgarnic]

what would happen if every company had to pay 5% their market cap every year?

We would get billions of dollars

[j_tour]

We could pour it into the roads, hospitals, nurses, police... Seriously... what would the downside be for society if they did???

I would like that.  I pay a lot in federal and local taxes each year.  And am generally happy to, regardless of my scepticism about the use of such funds.

But then we wouldn't have such great artistes like Elton John or Paul WhatsisHogan or The Rolling Beatle Zeppelin if they played by the same rules.

[perfect_pitch]

But then we wouldn't have such great artistes like Elton John or Paul WhatsisHogan or The Rolling Beatle Zeppelin if they played by the same rules.

What are you talking about... they'd still be millionaires, just with a little less money. They'd still be famous for what they did - be it singing, or in Paul Hogans situation - flopping around like some drongo in front of a camera and heavily re-inforcing generic Australian stereotypical behaviour for decades to come - most of which isn't true.

Can't remember the last time I heard some dingbat come up and me and say...

'Gratings from OZtralia, maite..."



[shudders]

[j_tour]

What are you talking about... they'd still be millionaires, just with a little less money. They'd still be famous for what they did - be it singing, or in Paul Hogans situation - flopping around like some drongo in front of a camera and heavily re-inforcing generic Australian stereotypical behaviour for decades to come - most of which isn't true.

Can't remember the last time I heard some dingbat come up and me and say...

'Gratings from OZtralia, maite..."



[shudders]

That is so racist against Australians.  I cannot imagine such crude patterns of thought emerging from a pianist.

[perfect_pitch]

Again - my point exactly. I wasn't the one making these stereotypes and portraying Aussies this way...

HE WAS in his awful movies.

[j_tour]

Again - my point exactly. I wasn't the one making these stereotypes and portraying Aussies this way...

HE WAS in his awful movies.

So Paul Hogan is a racist against Australians.

He carries a big knife, you know, so be careful.

[orgarnic]

You enjoy paying taxes?

I would like that.  I pay a lot in federal and local taxes each year.  And am generally happy to, regardless of my scepticism about the use of such funds.

[j_tour]

You enjoy paying taxes?

I love it.  Just like a miner loves gold, I lurrves me paying some taxes.

[orgarnic]

You enjoy losing money?

[perfect_pitch]

I am happy to pay my fair share as long as the money goes to helping Police, Nurses, Teachers, maintenance of roads and keeping the hospitals running.

If we didn't pay taxes, we'd be like those shithead Sovereign citizens that are poking their head up more and more in Australia... bunch of crackpots, they are.

[orgarnic]

yea but what if they don't go to those sources?

[j_tour]

yea but what if they don't go to those sources?

My taxes go to cop killers, hoodlums, and miserly, inadequate provisions for the mentally defective.

Also road maintenance to enable jackasses to get into drag races with their loud exhaust pipes.

But if it means one less kangaroo in the US, it's all worth it.

those shithead Sovereign citizens that are poking their head up more and more in Australia... bunch of crackpots, they are.

Some of the finest people who ever existed, I think you meant to say!  Brilliant legal scholars, to a man, and brave defenders of the concept of natural rights.

[perfect_pitch]

Some of the finest people who ever existed, I think you meant to say! 

No... they are scumbags of the highest order - some of whom seem to be bloody Nazi's as evident by recent events.

They are not fine people - they are the dregs of society that think they live above the law and don't have to contribute to society. If there's something Social Media has taught us over the last few years, it's that narcissism and only thinking about ones self, instead of how we live as a community is rising at a scary rate.

[j_tour]

No... they are scumbags of the highest order

Exactly.  The best and finest scumbags.

You....people....are not even fit to touch their scum!

[orgarnic]

How do I insert images without url? I wanna upload a file.

Oh well, I guess you guys won't be able to see a really precise diagram made by ai.

[j_tour]

I wanna upload a file.

No you don't.

[perfect_pitch]

Exactly.  The best and finest scumbags.

You....people....are not even fit to touch their scum!

Wouldn't want to... not without a hazmat suit and a flamethrower in one hand.

[j_tour]

Wouldn't want to... not without a hazmat suit and a flamethrower in one hand.

Well then you can kiss their grits!

[orgarnic]

No you don't.

Well I do, so you're wrong.

[j_tour]

Well I do, so you're wrong.

Ask Bob.  He'll know how.

[perfect_pitch]

Well then you can kiss their grits!

Again... Wouldn't want to... not without a hazmat suit and a flamethrower... actually...

They are more than happy to kiss my flamethrower.