Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Again... Wouldn't want to... not without a hazmat suit and a flamethrower... actually...

They are more than happy to kiss my flamethrower.

I bet your typewriter has been busy composing a lengthy manifesto.

Perhaps you could upload a copy here.

[orgarnic]

wow. avant-garde indeed

[j_tour]

wow. avant-garde indeed

Have you heard of the music of Sxrxabjx? 

He was a visionary who produced music that tended to the sublime and the irresponsible, at turns.

Highly recommended.

[orgarnic]

Sorabji is a great composer.

Is that picture even real?

[j_tour]

Sxrxxxi is a great composer.

Who?  Never heard of him.

Is that picture even real?

No, Fluxus never existed.  It was just a bad dream.

Go back to sleep.

[perfect_pitch]

I bet your typewriter has been busy composing a lengthy manifesto.

TYPEWRITER??? How old are you?

People haven't used type-writers in over 30 years, at least.

I don't even own one.

Sorabji is a great composer.

I think if you ask the specialised piano community - for the most part, this is entirely wrong.

And he is technically the man whose name we dare not speak. If you're going to refer to that person, call him by his preferred pseudonym here... Sxrxbjx. (the more 'x's the better.)

[j_tour]

TYPEWRITER??? How old are you?

People haven't used type-writers in over 30 years, at least.

I bought mine brand new from the Olivetti shop in Paris in about the year 2000, so, yeah, probably right.  Granted, the gal had to dig around in the back for probably the only example they had and they were probably laughing at me after I left.

But if you want to write an anonymous manifesto, accept no substitute.

And he is technically the man whose name we dare not speak. If you're going to refer to that person, call him by his preferred pseudonym here... Sxrxbjx. (the more 'x's the better.)

Who? 

Oh yeah.

Scriabin.  He was an astonishing pianist and composer.

No, the letters don't match up.

I think it was somebody famous for building scale model locomotive train sets.  Saw him in a newspaper once, next to the daily Contract Bridge column.

Was wanted for murder or larceny or buggery or some such....can't remember.  Some kind of British wanker, anyway.

[perfect_pitch]

I bought mine brand new from the Olivetti shop in Paris in about the year 2000, so, yeah, probably right.  Granted, the gal had to dig around in the back for probably the only example they had and they were probably laughing at me after I left.

But if you want to write an anonymous manifesto, accept no substitute.

So, am I safe to presume if ANYONE is writing manifestos, it would be...

[j_tour]

So, am I safe to presume if ANYONE is writing manifestos, it would be...

I should probably not mention that I studied electrical engineering for a short time at university, just for kicks....and that my soldering skills, while not "good," are adequate....enough.....to build....things.

So let's not be sending each other love letters, let's just say.   

[perfect_pitch]

I should probably not mention that I studied electrical engineering for a short time at university, just for kicks....and that my soldering skills, while not "good," are adequate....enough.....to build....things.

So let's not be sending each other love letters, let's just say.   

Well, that will let me sleep at night... good to know.

[orgarnic]

And he is technically the man whose name we dare not speak. If you're going to refer to that person, call him by his preferred pseudonym here... Sxrxbjx. (the more 'x's the better.)

xxxxxxx

Will this work?

[lostinidlewonder]

xxxxxxx

Will this work?

I think he uses some notes with those accidentals all together.

[eee-_-]

e

[j_tour]

Well, that will let me sleep at night... good to know.

Dulce et decorum est.

I think he uses some notes with those accidentals all together.

Sometimes fewer, sometimes more.  Truly a visionary artist.

If only there were someone on this board who had strong opinions about Mr. X.

[eee-_-]

ee

[perfect_pitch]

Dulce et decorum est.

Seems like a bit of an oxymoron - I would rather live for ones country. If everyone died for their country, no one would be alive to appreciate it.

[eee-_-]

eee

[essence]

eee-

[eee-_-]

eeee

( could have continued the chain to write my name but no )

[j_tour]

eeee

( could have continued the chain to write my name but no )

You must really hate Georges Perec.

[perfect_pitch]

eeee

Having a conversation with you must be REALLY tedious... if that's all you can say.

[j_tour]

Having a conversation with you must be REALLY tedious... if that's all you can say.

It is and it is.  And Georges Perec hates him from beyond the grave.

Those are no lipograms.  Those are suckograms.

[orgarnic]

I think he uses some notes with those accidentals all together.

Why not just write the note?

Guess he hates absolutely everyone

[eee-_-]

Having a conversation with you must be REALLY tedious... if that's all you can say.

E

( this is the last post wins thread why would i have a convo instead of making the last post )

[j_tour]

Guess he hates absolutely everyone

Almost.  Absolutely everyone hates him.

[eee-_-]

eeeee

[perfect_pitch]

( this is the last post wins thread why would i have a convo instead of making the last post )

To show that you have more intelligence than a monkey?

...or a caveman.

[eee-_-]

To show that you have more intelligence than a monkey?

...or a caveman.

EE

why would i need to show my intelligence in a place that dosent require it , the entire point of this thread is to have the last post , not to have conversations , it would be a waste of time to think of something intelligent to write in this thread .

[dizzyfingers]

good point!

[j_tour]

I don't make monkeys.  I just train them.

it would be a waste of time to think of something intelligent to write in this thread .

Might want to think that phrase through a bit.

[perfect_pitch]

it would be a waste of time to think of something intelligent to write in this thread .

It would also be a waste of time to not use that clump of brain cells between your ears, and at least say something civil or intelligent.

Give us a joke, say something nice, something controversial. Something other than what a seagull seems to say when it's hungry.

[j_tour]

It would also be a waste of time to not use that clump of brain cells between your ears, and at least say something civil or intelligent.

Give us a joke, say something nice, something controversial. Something other than what a seagull seems to say when it's hungry.

SILENCE!

I'm trying to "think" of something "intelligent" to say.

It's like baboons on the ranch here or something.

Since when does one need to think of something "intelligent" to say?  Is this a revision of general relativity that must be revealed to the community of scholars? 

Just say it.  I have observed that intelligent comments often come about from intelligent people with little or no preparation.

Perhaps that may explain their intelligence.

Go eat some Fluxus (or learn to solder and use flux paste) and read more Perec, you bunch of illiterate Sxxxxxi people.

[eee-_-]

EEE

( i will not waste my time reading or writing anything coherent here now )

[perfect_pitch]

EEE

Well, then you don't deserve to be here. Others at least try to make an effort.

Plus, you're never going to win it anyway. This thing has been going on for over 12 years now, and I and a small handful of others have been prevalent here. If you think you have even the SMALLEST chance of winning... you're wrong.

Sorry... but you are doomed to failure, and all you'll have to show for it are a bunch of E's.

You want some E??? Here... try some.

[eee-_-]

Well, then you don't deserve to be here. Others at least try to make an effort.

Plus, you're never going to win it anyway. This thing has been going on for over 12 years now, and I and a small handful of others have been prevalent here. If you think you have even the SMALLEST chance of winning... you're wrong.

Sorry... but you are doomed to failure, and all you'll have to show for it are a bunch of E's.

You want some E??? Here... try some.

EE

(wasnt aware you decided who "deserved" to post here)

[eee-_-]

EE

(wasnt aware you decided who "deserved" to post here ,heres an  EE tho )

mb i misclicked on quote instead of modify

EE

[eeesux]

eee :/

[eee-_-]

eee :/

EEEE

( in terms of piano skills i dont disagree with this username )

[yqxpiano]

You know, I think EEE will tire himself out. Maybe we should just ignore him.

[eee-_-]

You know, I think EEE will tire himself out. Maybe we should just ignore him.

EEEEE


(You underestimate me , well sooner or later i will stop maybe in a year or two )

[eee-_-]

Wait , oh no ,i didnt know that there was a rule about not repeating your posts , well thats unfortunate

[yqxpiano]

Huh, I hear some whispering, almost sounds like talking about rules

Must be the wind

[j_tour]

Yeah, the little fellow will tucker himself out eventually.

Poor little guy just needs a nap.

[perfect_pitch]

EEEEE

Oh goodie - I get to use the ignore user function again...   

[j_tour]

Oh goodie - I get to use the ignore user function again...   

Is it truly a "user" if it only emits shrieks like woodland rodents?

I have a cardboard tube and can acquire a gerbil to test the similitude.

[eee-_-]

since I said ee multiple time does it count as copy pasting the post , if so do i permanently lose or can i just keep going but without copy pasting E

[perfect_pitch]

since I said ee multiple time does it count as copy pasting the post , if so do i permanently lose or can i just keep going but without copy pasting E

Yes, you lose. Hang your head in shame. Maybe down a bottle of this, which will make you feel a LOT better.



(C'mon... embrace the chaos that is this thread. You'll have more fun that way.)

Let me see if I can get the ball rolling eee-_- (which so doesn't look like the sort of nickname a random spammer would choose), if you had a time machine - where would you travel to (past or future)?

[eee-_-]

Yes, you lose. Hang your head in shame. Maybe down a bottle of this, which will make you feel a LOT better.



(C'mon... embrace the chaos that is this thread. You'll have more fun that way.)

Let me see if I can get the ball rolling eee-_- (which so doesn't look like the sort of nickname a random spammer would choose), if you had a time machine - where would you travel to (past or future)?

I am a minor , cant drink


If i had to choose id probably choose past , but not too far back in past , id say 1980s or 1970s , and even this only if i can choose the location i could travel back to , this is considering that its a one time permanent trip , if its just a small vacation than i would probably go back to chopin's time to get a quick lesson from him on finger technique and how to lead with the fingers with intrinsic muscles in command followed by the support of your wrist and arm  ( id need a gold bar or 2 becuase of his prices ) or meet liszt , he gave free lessons to a lot of students about musicality , he refused to teach technique tho , maybe attend that time when liszt and thalberg were competing to watch liszt play revolutionary etude in octaves , i am aware that you could achieve a lot with this power but all i care about is music so a 2-3 hour lesson with chopin is something i would willingly pay for with 5-10 years of my life .

which so doesn't look like the sort of nickname a random spammer would choose

its just the name i have in multiple different platforms and decided to not come up with a new one

[j_tour]

I am a minor , cant drink

I'm shocked at this revelation.

Well, if you ever decide to drink, it's likely a mere blended scotch will be one of the first things you'll encounter.  Perhaps Johnnie Walker red or its overpriced cousin blue.

[perfect_pitch]

If i had to choose id probably choose past , but not too far back in past , id say 1980s or 1970s , and even this only if i can choose the location i could travel back to , this is considering that its a one time permanent trip , if its just a small vacation than i would probably go back to chopin's time to get a quick lesson from him on finger technique and how to lead with the fingers with intrinsic muscles in command followed by the support of your wrist and arm  ( id need a gold bar or 2 becuase of his prices ) or meet liszt , he gave free lessons to a lot of students about musicality , he refused to teach technique tho , maybe attend that time when liszt and thalberg were competing to watch liszt play revolutionary etude in octaves , i am aware that you could achieve a lot with this power but all i care about is music so a 2-3 hour lesson with chopin is something i would willingly pay for with 5-10 years of my life .

THERE WE GO... wasn't that more interesting than making the noise a seagull makes???

Didn't know you were a miner. Hope the lungs are okay (  )

Okay - clearly I'll try and keep the references to whiskey at a minimum.