Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Or you can forget about this and play with carrots.

I honestly feel that we as a society in general are in a slow decline to absolute stupidity and devolving back to 4-foot tall amoebas with barely a brain cell between us.

Have you seen his whacky sh*t???

I'm sorry, but the world is full of nutjobs who desperately need the men in white coats to come round to their house and...

OH WAIT... sorry, this is apparently "Performance Art"

Which apparently gives people like this the excuse to do stupid sh*t in a VAIN desperate attempt to get people to look at them and gain attention.

Words cannot express...

[gasplamey]

J_tour try not to make/ipmly a sex joke challenge (impossible)

[perfect_pitch]

Oh come on - that's like telling him to hold in a sneeze... or a yawn.

[j_tour]

Go deep, but efficiency is not always a desideratum. 

Accuracy and consistency, as well as correct speed, are.

Yes, I am a fan of American-rules football, as well as a shortstop pool player.

Those principles are apt.

Oh come on - that's like telling him to hold in a sneeze... or a yawn.

I did not yawn the few times I read this.  The secret to suppressing a yawn is through controlled breathing with the mouth closed.

I did, however, disgrace myself and the plan that God has for my life.

[perfect_pitch]

I did, however, disgrace myself and the plan that God has for my life.

My philosophy is that I don't care what God has planned for me... I like to make my OWN plans.

[orgarnic]

Meh - I like my name. Having a generic name makes you strive to make the name great in society...

I mean - I'm sure Fred West thought his name was generic, and he eventually got into the Press and gained fame.

who the hell is Fred west

[orgarnic]

There is probably a " Ashit Dikshit " out tehre , also " Hardik dikshit "

None of those are as bad as moe lester