Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Or you can forget about this and play with carrots.

I honestly feel that we as a society in general are in a slow decline to absolute stupidity and devolving back to 4-foot tall amoebas with barely a brain cell between us.

Have you seen his whacky sh*t???

I'm sorry, but the world is full of nutjobs who desperately need the men in white coats to come round to their house and...

OH WAIT... sorry, this is apparently "Performance Art"

Which apparently gives people like this the excuse to do stupid sh*t in a VAIN desperate attempt to get people to look at them and gain attention.

Words cannot express...

[gasplamey]

J_tour try not to make/ipmly a sex joke challenge (impossible)

[perfect_pitch]

Oh come on - that's like telling him to hold in a sneeze... or a yawn.

[j_tour]

Go deep, but efficiency is not always a desideratum. 

Accuracy and consistency, as well as correct speed, are.

Yes, I am a fan of American-rules football, as well as a shortstop pool player.

Those principles are apt.

Oh come on - that's like telling him to hold in a sneeze... or a yawn.

I did not yawn the few times I read this.  The secret to suppressing a yawn is through controlled breathing with the mouth closed.

I did, however, disgrace myself and the plan that God has for my life.

[perfect_pitch]

I did, however, disgrace myself and the plan that God has for my life.

My philosophy is that I don't care what God has planned for me... I like to make my OWN plans.

[orgarnic]

Meh - I like my name. Having a generic name makes you strive to make the name great in society...

I mean - I'm sure Fred West thought his name was generic, and he eventually got into the Press and gained fame.

who the hell is Fred west

[orgarnic]

There is probably a " Ashit Dikshit " out tehre , also " Hardik dikshit "

None of those are as bad as moe lester

[eee-_-]

None of those are as bad as moe lester

Yeah but moe lester is so old , literally everyone knows that one , it gets boring seeing it this many times

[eee-_-]

I honestly feel that we as a society in general are in a slow decline to absolute stupidity and devolving back to 4-foot tall amoebas with barely a brain cell between us.

Have you seen his whacky sh*t???


I'm sorry, but the world is full of nutjobs who desperately need the men in white coats to come round to their house and...

OH WAIT... sorry, this is apparently "Performance Art"

Which apparently gives people like this the excuse to do stupid sh*t in a VAIN desperate attempt to get people to look at them and gain attention.

Words cannot express...

What are you even talking about , this is nearly on par with fundamental masterpieces within the canon of fine arts, such as Chopin's Ballade No. 4. It is perplexing that contemporary audiences often lack the capacity to properly appraise or comprehend the profound complexity and technical sophistication encapsulated within this exemplary manifestation of artistic endeavor.

[lostinidlewonder]

None of those are as bad as moe lester

Yes. But actually the worst name I personally know and went to school with was a Wayne Kerr. His parents hated him.

[lostinidlewonder]

I honestly feel that we as a society in general are in a slow decline to absolute stupidity and devolving back to 4-foot tall amoebas with barely a brain cell between us.

Have you seen his whacky sh*t???

I'm sorry, but the world is full of nutjobs who desperately need the men in white coats to come round to their house and...

OH WAIT... sorry, this is apparently "Performance Art"

Which apparently gives people like this the excuse to do stupid sh*t in a VAIN desperate attempt to get people to look at them and gain attention.

Words cannot express...

It's so ridiculous one must watch it. That's the power of ridiculousnessment.

[j_tour]

who the hell is Fred west

I'm Fred West.  p_p just doxxed me.  This is getting ridiculous about now.

[gasplamey]

I'm Fred West.  p_p just doxxed me.  This is getting ridiculous about now.

How dare you dox urself

[lostinidlewonder]

His wife is Rose. And here's a photo for them.

[gasplamey]

His wife is Rose. And here's a photo for them.

Ignoring the fact that's a wikipedai link, how would ou have yhat photo? unless!
UR FREDD WSEZT TO!

[j_tour]

Hey fellows, there's a line, and you all just crossed it!

Her name is Tilly Jane, and she is bold and beautiful.

UR FREDD WSEZT TO!

Nope.  I'm Batman.  Mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Picayune.  Fred West is a nit who shoots 9-ball straight into the ceiling.  Race to eleven, and I'll spot him three on the wire, frozen one large.  I'll play this character 1-pocket , 10-8, and still hook him and cook him.

[perfect_pitch]

who the hell is Fred west

Seriously - a 6 second google search would have told you who he was. Infamous English serial killer.

Kids these days know nothing about history.

[j_tour]

Seriously - a 6 second google search would have told you who he was. Infamous English serial killer.

Kids these days know nothing about history.

He was my husband, and he was a very handsome man of several charismas.

Actually, that guy was pretty awesome.  If only Wesley Willis were still around to "write" a "song" about that guy.  Two severe traumatic injuries to the head, and he still pulled it together! 

I love this guy! 

I don't have time now, but I'll bet you anything American film director John Waters has some interesting insight into this strange case. 

(No, not a joke:  John Waters in several or all of his books makes no secret of his fascination with the killers and such of present and past....in fact, he revels in his private fount of perversion).

I'm John Waters.  I'm John Waters.  I'm John Waters.  I'm John Waters. 

[gasplamey]

Nope.  I'm Batman.  Mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Picayune.  Fred West is a nit who shoots 9-ball straight into the ceiling.  Race to eleven, and I'll spot him three on the wire, frozen one large.  I'll play this character 1-pocket , 10-8, and still hook him and cook him.

Leir. No how I wnok?
WERE ALL FRDE WSET.

Infamous English serial killer.

No not htat one.

[perfect_pitch]

Leir. No how I wnok?
WERE ALL FRDE WSET.No not htat one.

Are you having a stroke... should we call emergency services???

I had a stroke trying to decipher that gibberish.

[j_tour]

I'm ... wait ... is that how we're spelling it now.

F'M I'M FRED WARD
I'M WARD BOND
AND ALSO THAT OTHER GUY NAMED FRDE!

[lostinidlewonder]

I'm a famous historian, out of my way!

[gasplamey]

Are you having a stroke... should we call emergency services???

I had a stroke trying to decipher that gibberish.

Thatd's nothying, youjhnx sou.d see meyhuh when ikm diujk n.

[j_tour]

Thatd's nothying, youjhnx sou.d see meyhuh when ikm diujk n.

STOP playing that Sxrxbxx music in here. 

Wesley Willis doesn't like it.  It gets him all upset.

[perfect_pitch]

Thatd's nothying, youjhnx sou.d see meyhuh when ikm diujk n.

Mmmm... I think he said 'you should see me when I'm dying'.

Oh well, I guess we can't expect any more messages from Gasplamey any more... rest in pieces.

[j_tour]

Mmmm... I think he said 'you should see me when I'm dying'.

Could be.  I heard something about 'dick' in there though that modesty forbids me from repeating.

[eee-_-]

Could be.  I heard something about 'dick' in there though that modesty forbids me from repeating.

Why is it that most of the posts i see from you consists of some form or sex jokes .

[lostinidlewonder]

Why is it that most of the posts i see from you consists of some form or sex jokes .

He's not joking though lol.

[j_tour]

Is this a nest of sex perverts I just now stumbled upon?

Disgusting. 

Off with you now.

[perfect_pitch]

Is this a nest of sex perverts I just now stumbled upon?

What are you yammering on - aren't you their leader???

[eee-_-]

Is this a nest of sex perverts I just now stumbled upon?

Disgusting. 

Off with you now.

wait how do u post gifs

[j_tour]

What the hell is wrong with you people?  I had a whole afternoon planned of S%@&&#Iing a GFD^H@ bull rhinoceros with my fiancée....well...she was.  Anyway.

And then I was going to shoot some pool.

You cretins deserve no respect.

Wesley......Willis.....is getting angry!

He's not joking though lol.

We'll deal with you later.  For now, just be still and imagine that this elephant's trunk has no beginning, and no end, and watch....

Good.  It's asleep.

[perfect_pitch]

What the hell is wrong with you people?  I had a whole afternoon planned of S%@&&#Iing a GFD^H@ bull rhinoceros with my fiancée....well...she was.  Anyway.

And then I was going to shoot some pool.

I somehow suspect that you meant to say you were going to shoot the rhinoceros. Shooting pool is much more boring and tedious.

Wesley......Willis.....is getting angry!

[j_tour]

Yeah, well, you should have seen the rhinocerotes after they were done with her. 

She wasn't finished! 

So, anyway, in my next trick I show you the impaled, impregnated virgin body of my one true love who was assailed by rhinocerotes easy way to tell what time it is.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, well, you should have seen the rhinocerotes after they were done with her. 

She wasn't finished! 

So, anyway, in my next trick I show you the impaled, impregnated virgin body of my one true love who was assailed by rhinocerotes

Sorry to say it, but what the bloody hell is a rhinocerote???

[j_tour]

Well, that's just like your opinion, man.  "Rhinoceri" is just as illiterate as pretending that "apparati" makes any sense as a nominative plural in any language, or that "processes" is pronounced "prah-seh-seez."

The English plurals are acceptable, and arguably preferable.

But not recognizing "rhinocerotes" just means the offending reader fell asleep in school that day.  Defects like that deserve a sound thrashing.

[lostinidlewonder]

When the mother rhino gives birth you then have two rhinoceroseseses. Es.. ezzzzzzz.

[perfect_pitch]

I must admit - that was NOT Jim Carrey's finest moment in movies.

Didn't find that movie funny at all. He was FAR better in Pet Detective.

[lostinidlewonder]

I must admit - that was NOT Jim Carrey's finest moment in movies.

Didn't find that movie funny at all. He was FAR better in Pet Detective.

Except this video is from Pet Detective.

[perfect_pitch]

Except this video is from Pet Detective.

Sorry... it was from 'When Nature calls'. It was NOT from Pet Detective. It even says so on the title of the video.

I have watched Pet Detective half a dozen times. Still a classic.

[lostinidlewonder]

Yeah same series in any case, hes a pet detective with similar themes and style very close together and the rhino scene was one of the more startling and funny moments. Certainly the funniest rhino joke I know of based on this threads convo on the topic of rhinos.

[perfect_pitch]

Certainly the funniest rhino joke I know of based on this threads convo on the topic of rhinos.

Some of Jim Carrey's jokes are brilliant - his work in Liar, Liar is still EPIC to this day.

...but he had some major bummers, and I think When Nature calls was one of his lower quality movies. Same with Me, Myself & Irene... dear god - that was a stinker.

[lostinidlewonder]

Truman show was good, his best film imho.

[eee-_-]

whats a good beethoven concerto to start listening to , i have not heard any of them and idk which one I should start with , since some of them are harder to understand .

[perfect_pitch]

Truman show was good, his best film imho.

I meant Liar, liar being the best in terms of his comedic genius - it was almost like he was given a script and told - if you need to improvise, have at it.

...but I do love Truman show and was brilliant. It finally gave people a chance to see Jim Carrey didn't always have to be a goofball.

whats a good beethoven concerto to start listening to , i have not heard any of them and idk which one I should start with , since some of them are harder to understand .

Personally, I'd go with No. 1 first, No. 3, then listen to 4, 2 & 5 (these are all the piano concerti).

He did also do a beautiful Violin concerto in D Major.

[j_tour]

He did also do a beautiful Violin concerto in D Major.

I don't know if I'd call Berg's Violin Concerto in D major exactly.

[eee-_-]

He did also do a beautiful Violin concerto in D Major.

Yes i have heard that one from perlman , it is beautiful , i started my beethoven concerto binge watch run from emperor and was confused becuase nothing happened for 20 mins it went completely over my head

[perfect_pitch]

i started my beethoven concerto binge watch run from emperor and was confused becuase nothing happened for 20 mins

It helps if you hit the "play" button...   

[j_tour]

It helps if you hit the "play" button...   

Could be faulty equipment.

I recommend trying again with headphones, preferably through an audio mixer with a decent headphone preamp for monitoring.

Then set the gain to about +20 dB, and dime the output volume.

That's the traditional way to experience the Emperor Concerto.

[perfect_pitch]

How to destroy ones headphone and cause early-onset deafness

Then set the gain to about +20 dB, and dime the output volume.

(I genuinely don't know who the bloody hell this guy is facepalming... but it was time for a fresh face.)