Actually the first one sounds slightly like this forum -- Obsessive, odd nicknames, short attention spans, bad spelling, anime, junk food.
" BobLand
A world inhabited by otakus with animal forms and odd nicknames ruled over by a cow named Bob. Most inhabitants of this realm can be characterized by their extremely short attention spans, the inability to spell, an obsessive love of anime/manga, and a healthily unhealthy sugar addiction.
What's weird in your world is normal in BobLand."