Last post wins!!!!!

[Bob]

My posts offfend?




I'm not sure if I got tired of the thread.... Or maybe I'm just playing the long game.  Why post when only the very last post (which is this one) counts?

And who futzed up the formatting?  The webpage is too wide now....  *Bob scrolls sideways... angrily.*

[perfect_pitch]

I'm not sure if I got tired of the thread.... Or maybe I'm just playing the long game.  Why post when only the very last post (which is this one) counts?

Yeah, but you never know when this thread will end. I somehow think there is a post limit to it (like 20,000 posts or something) and that will trigger it to close... so best to just keep posting.

And who futzed up the formatting?  The webpage is too wide now....  *Bob scrolls sideways... angrily.*

That was J_Tour... blame him and his pink bloody rectangle.

[j_tour]

It was a statement about the misogyny of liiw complaining about "girly" behavior, and it was to have been seen very broadly indeed.

That was J_Tour... blame him and his pink bloody rectangle.

No it wasn't.

[lostinidlewonder]

It was a statement about the misogyny of liiw complaining about "girly" behavior, and it was to have been seen very broadly indeed.

I've invaded j_tour's sense of morality now yay! As the Russians would say "Vinnink".

[j_tour]

If some shrill martinet is going to make a big thing about closing this thread, I'm getting my end in.

[perfect_pitch]

No it wasn't.

It was. It was LITERALLY because of your pink rectangle.

[j_tour]

It was. It was LITERALLY because of your pink rectangle.

Prove it!

Don't make me have to eat another stir-fry made with horse meat.  Too lean and stringy.

[perfect_pitch]

Prove it!

PROOF!!!

Plus, this doesn't bother me as I have a 32:9 ratio monitor, so it looks fine on my screen.

[j_tour]

RESIZE THAT IMMEDIATELY!

[perfect_pitch]

RESIZE THAT IMMEDIATELY!

Sure...

PROOF!!!

Oh wait... you were talking about the Pink rectangle you posted that wrecked the page size for everyone, which you then denied was your fault???

[j_tour]

blahblah blahblah something blah blah nattering

Go eat some face/off.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't think we can really bring Nicolas Cage into this forum... let's try and have some decorum and sense of quality.

His career has gone on a downward plunge like the infamous Elon Musk SpaceX launch last March.

[j_tour]

His career has gone on a downward plunge like the infamous Elon Musk SpaceX launch last March.

He's the greatest Australian patriot and icon in history.

[perfect_pitch]

He's the greatest Australian patriot and icon in history

Australian?

AUSTRALIAN???

He's about as Australian as I am Indian... ergo NONE!!!

Are you thinking about Margot Robbie? They do look similar.

[j_tour]

Are you thinking about Margot Robbie? They do look similar.

I wouldn't know.  I'm too busy chowing some dog and kitten, as millions of people do.  Would you believe people also eat rats?  Those beloved pets?  And ponies?

Resize your damned picture, fool.

[perfect_pitch]

I wouldn't know.  I'm too busy chowing some dog and kitten, as millions of people do.

Well... that would solve our feral cat problem in Australia.

[j_tour]

Well... that would solve our feral cat problem in Australia.

Well, why don't you just eat them, you bunch of fools?

And resize your picture, already.  After all all, I didn't would.

[perfect_pitch]

And resize your picture, already.  After all all, I didn't would.

Be honest... if you were in my position, would you?

It doesn't bother me at all. In fact, it's quite nice to be able to use more than 60% of my screen width.

[j_tour]

Be honest... if you were in my position, would you?

It doesn't bother me at all. In fact, it's quite nice to be able to use more than 60% of my screen width.

Yeah, but I also don't use kangaroo scrotums to hold loose coins and my head of state didnt crap himself in a "cruising"
 joint.


Where's that little turd who complains about everything?

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but I also don't use kangaroo scrotums to hold loose coins and my head of state didnt crap himself in a "cruising" joint.

I don't know WHO the hell you're meant to be referencing...

[j_tour]

So, you're doing good good on resizing your little picture, I see.

Well, it's just you, me, Bob, Outin, and three other little pantywaists who think they can complain to management and try to short-cut the win.

I'm not giving up, fool.

[perfect_pitch]

How about this... if you admit it was your pink picture that skewed the web-page and stretched the forum UI, I will change it to its smaller size.

Deal???

[j_tour]

How about this... if you admit it was your pink picture that skewed the web-page and stretched the forum UI, I will change it to its smaller size.

Deal???

Take off, you hoser.

[perfect_pitch]

How about I keep posting each time a new page starts??? I'll change the colour obviously, so it doesn't get tedious.   

How about a deep rich RED!!!

[j_tour]

How about I keep posting each time a new page starts??? I'll change the colour obviously, so it doesn't get tedious.   

I've got an even better idea:  how about I %#$%^^ &^%^& in the &^%&* with a *(*&^^ &^%$&?

[perfect_pitch]

I've got an even better idea:  how about I %#$%^^ &^%^& in the &^%&* with a *(*&^^ &^%$&?

How about you congratulate me in the shoulder with a pat on the back???

I was never good at puzzles.

[j_tour]

How about you congratulate me in the shoulder with a pat on the back???

I was never good at puzzles.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh that's easy... the answer is 41.

[j_tour]

Oh that's easy... the answer is 41.

Nope.

[perfect_pitch]

Nope.

It actually is... you just forgot to carry the 1.

It's understandable.   

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Glad I could help.

[j_tour]

Molly Ringworm

[perfect_pitch]

That sounds like something you'd pick up off of a prostitute named 'Molly'.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Since when did Sandwhich have 2 *** h's??? I never trust a stand/restaurant that can't spell their dishes properly.

I mean, how hard is it to spell Takos, Tackos, Takoes, Tacos?

Whatever... I mean, the amount of times people spell 'Avacado' wrong is just embarrassing!!!   

[j_tour]

Eat your Talkos, you jive turkey.

[perfect_pitch]

Eat your Talkos, you jive turkey.

Mmmm... now I'm hungry for Turkey.

[j_tour]

Mmmm... now I'm hungry for Turkey.

I don't think that's funny at all.  I had a pet turkey as a child, and you're making jokes about cutting its head off?

[perfect_pitch]

I don't think that's funny at all.  I had a pet turkey as a child, and you're making jokes about cutting its head off?

I'm sorry... how about we make fun of cats???

Oh wait... some people are a little sensitive about that.

[j_tour]

Oh wait... some people are a little sensitive about that.

First I've heard of it.

[perfect_pitch]

First I've heard of it.

Can't believe this thread is still going strong after 8 years... what a great accomplishment.

[j_tour]

Can't believe this thread is still going strong after 8 years... what a great accomplishment.

Yeah.  Cialis really works.

[lostinidlewonder]

I'm sorry... how about we make fun of cats???

Oh wait... some people are a little sensitive about that.

Oh carrying on still I see lol. Good to see I've infested your thoughts lol. Winning on so many levels.

[lostinidlewonder]

Can't believe this thread is still going strong after 8 years... what a great accomplishment.

Yes it's the greatest accomplishment of my life, all this winning.

[Bob]

Yes it's the greatest accomplishment of my life, all this winning.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes it's the greatest accomplishment of my life, all this winning.

Oh please - you may have started this thread, but I am the one who will win it.

[j_tour]

Resize your "picture" you fool.

Winning?  Not on my watch.

[perfect_pitch]

Resize your "picture" you fool.

And what if I don't???