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Reply #13550 on: January 22, 2022, 12:15:11 AM
Never seen it.  It's in color, though, so how good could it really be?  Probably none good.

The Matrix is in colour and that was a masterpiece.

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Reply #13551 on: January 23, 2022, 01:36:09 AM
The Matrix is in colour and that was a masterpiece.

No it wasn't.  Don't insufflate the pills.  Take as directed, with a full glass of water.


My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13552 on: January 23, 2022, 01:49:54 AM
Take as directed, with a full glass of water.

I did... I took the *** red pill. Downed it with a glass of Scotch... and some gasoline.

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Reply #13553 on: January 23, 2022, 12:38:17 PM
*Bob is amused at the low carb line."
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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Reply #13554 on: January 23, 2022, 01:58:51 PM
*Perfect_Pitch is pleased that he managed to Bob smile."

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Reply #13555 on: January 24, 2022, 08:55:11 PM
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13556 on: January 24, 2022, 11:31:45 PM
I know - food is complicated, isn't it?

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Reply #13557 on: January 25, 2022, 01:14:51 AM
I know - food is complicated, isn't it?

No.


My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13558 on: January 25, 2022, 07:46:44 AM
No.

Meh... not what I thought it would be. You heard the words Drunken Goat, you expect a beautiful slab of goat meat marinated in a Wine sauce or something...

...not a hunk of cheese. That's rather disappointing.

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Reply #13559 on: January 25, 2022, 12:43:19 PM
...not a hunk of cheese. That's rather disappointing.

You're disappointing!
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13560 on: January 25, 2022, 01:12:41 PM
You're disappointing!

I've never disappointed anyone...

...especially the ladies.



Everything in life is better with Nick Offerman. EVERYTHING. Even that voice you hear in your head.

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Reply #13561 on: January 27, 2022, 11:32:10 PM
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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Reply #13562 on: January 28, 2022, 12:14:17 AM
Sloths are boring - they're the laziest sods in the animal kingdom.

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Reply #13563 on: January 28, 2022, 05:51:54 AM
Everything in life is better with Nick Offerman. EVERYTHING. Even that voice you hear in your head.

You kids with your color television and reruns of Bonanza or whatever. 




My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13564 on: January 28, 2022, 05:56:47 AM
Why...

WHY...

WHY!!!...


...would you send a picture of Sting sitting practically nude on an internet forum???

Do you REALLY want me to dig into my pictures of Nicki Minaj naked??? I can assure you, you do NOT want that. No one on the internet wanted it... but somehow it got it.

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Reply #13565 on: January 28, 2022, 01:31:51 PM
Do you REALLY want me to dig into my pictures of Nicki Minaj naked???

Sure.  Why not?

My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13566 on: January 28, 2022, 02:54:20 PM
Sure.  Why not?

Really... are you really sure?

Keep in mind, this...



...is her with her clothes on. I can assure you that the absence of clothing only makes the images all the more horrifying.

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Reply #13567 on: January 28, 2022, 04:54:30 PM
Clothes off:

"The biggest risk in life is to take no risk at all."
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Reply #13568 on: January 28, 2022, 06:48:35 PM
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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Reply #13569 on: January 29, 2022, 02:25:44 AM
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13570 on: January 29, 2022, 05:41:31 AM
Clothes off:


I KNEW she had a hot body under all that apparel. I KNEW IT!!!

Sexy...

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Reply #13571 on: January 29, 2022, 12:26:17 PM
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13573 on: January 30, 2022, 12:31:59 AM

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Reply #13574 on: January 30, 2022, 06:02:32 AM
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13575 on: January 31, 2022, 12:04:49 AM
Yeah... that joke has been recycled so many times...

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Reply #13576 on: January 31, 2022, 12:33:11 AM
Yeah... that joke has been recycled so many times...

No it hasn't.

My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13577 on: January 31, 2022, 09:28:22 AM

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Reply #13578 on: January 31, 2022, 01:02:40 PM
No it hasn't.

My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13579 on: February 01, 2022, 09:40:11 AM

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Reply #13580 on: February 01, 2022, 12:11:27 PM
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13581 on: February 01, 2022, 12:56:27 PM
"Moo."  Or, "Bah."  I could be a bah or moo.

Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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Reply #13582 on: February 01, 2022, 01:02:00 PM

Usually my attitude to anything I don't know is to kill it with fire...

And I've got the flamethrower all warmed up...

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Reply #13583 on: February 03, 2022, 01:01:13 PM
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13584 on: February 03, 2022, 02:01:10 PM
You've posted this before... you're starting to lose your edge.

Although, I'll give you points because having Joe Pesci yelling insults is ALWAYS funny to listen to. A bit like this in my younger days:



Can't believe my parents let me buy this CD when I was barely a teenager. My parents wouldn't let me watch Ren & Stimpy.

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Reply #13585 on: February 05, 2022, 11:59:09 AM
You've posted this before... you're starting to lose your edge.

Not exactly that track. 

However, who's the fellow who spent an entire sleepless night with a cheesemonger who knew what she was doing in the sack just now?

That's right.

They call me McLovin. 

You want a repeated quote?

Well, say no more, son, because I got it covered.


My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13586 on: February 05, 2022, 12:45:25 PM
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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Reply #13587 on: February 05, 2022, 01:31:38 PM
Rick Beato does not approve.

Rick Beato likes Drunken Goat.

Rick Beato likes wearing unsoiled pants.
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13588 on: February 06, 2022, 01:02:57 AM

I've never seen the movie, nor did I watch the clip - and don't ever plan to.

And hey - who doesn't like a Drunken goat. It's like basting but you get to do it from the inside of the meat.

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Reply #13589 on: February 06, 2022, 07:17:15 PM
"I’m like 'Sweetie Pie' by the Stone Alliance
Everybody know I'm known for dropping science
‘Cause I'm electric like Dick Hyman
I guess you'd expect to catch the crew rhymin'"
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13590 on: February 07, 2022, 10:58:20 AM
"I’m like 'Sweetie Pie' by the Stone Alliance
Everybody know I'm known for dropping science
‘Cause I'm electric like Dick Hyman
I guess you'd expect to catch the crew rhymin'"

Obviously rapping is NOT a skill that J_Tour is very good at... but keep at it. You'll get there someday...

...or you'll die before then and not realise. Either way, it's a win-win.

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Reply #13591 on: February 07, 2022, 01:08:13 PM
Obviously rapping is NOT a skill that J_Tour is very good at...

Ain't my rap, son.


My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13592 on: February 07, 2022, 01:26:05 PM
Ain't my rap, son.

I know how you feel - if my raps were that bad, I wouldn't own up to being the author of them either.

Don't worry - I'm sure you'll come up with something better.

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Reply #13593 on: February 08, 2022, 12:13:46 PM
Don't worry - I'm sure you'll come up with something better.

Like a human head impaled on a wooden stake?



What's the time?
It's time to get ill.


My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13594 on: February 08, 2022, 01:11:52 PM


Despite the fact that I have no proof of it... you can almost BET YOUR SORRY ARSE that the picture was taken in America...

...and part of me hopes some patriotic American decided that he wasn't about to let some god-damn sign deprive him of his rights... and he drove ahead.

One can wish. Anyway - time for a fun Darwin award to remind us not to let arrogance or idiocy get the better of us.

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(3 February 1990, Washington) The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree appeared to be the robber's first try, due to his lack of a previous record of violence AND his terminally stupid choices, as follows:

1. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

2. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.

3. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter having coffee before work.

Upon entering the premises, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool.

No one else was hurt. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms - a gun shop.

Makes my sorry arse laugh... every time.

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Reply #13595 on: February 08, 2022, 01:34:55 PM
Despite the fact that I have no proof of it... you can almost BET YOUR SORRY ARSE that the picture was taken in America...

Something tells me it might be a joke.
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

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Reply #13596 on: February 08, 2022, 10:19:49 PM
Something tells me it might be a joke.

Nah... knowing America, this could be very real. They're always yelling about how their rights are being trampled, and probably have to have situations like this spelled out to them.

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Reply #13597 on: February 09, 2022, 12:10:07 AM
I bet any repressed county would have an equal amount of stupid people.  Don't repress them and you get people who will drive over the bridge because someone told them not to.
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Reply #13598 on: February 09, 2022, 08:53:23 AM
Don't repress them and you get people who will drive over the bridge because someone told them not to.

This is why I love Bob - his insight. This is very true.

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Reply #13599 on: February 11, 2022, 05:54:57 AM
My work is my play, 'cause I'm playing when I work.
MCA, Adrock, Mike D, it's chill.
What's the time? It's time to get ill
My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.
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