Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Can't you tell the 2 apart??? Or do all white men look alike?

Yes.  Mostly.

Besides, I think Moses was like Jesus's boss or supervisor or something. 

Same thing.

[perfect_pitch]

I think Moses was like Jesus's boss or supervisor or something. 

I think Moses was his AA sponsor...

Too many Last suppers, plenty of wine flowing - I mean, once he had showed everyone he could turn water into wine, people got hammered.

[j_tour]

Too many Last suppers, plenty of wine flowing - I mean, once he had showed everyone he could turn water into wine, people got hammered.

Yeah, they kick it root down, represent west side.

[Bob]

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah... whoever was in charge of the special effects department should have been fired.

[j_tour]

Yeah... whoever was in charge of the special effects department should have been fired.

Sure, whatever.

[perfect_pitch]

Sure...



Where abouts?

 

[j_tour]

Sure...

You might have irritable owl syndrome.

Regardless, I have to tell you what I tell all my gals:  no teeth, missy! 

[perfect_pitch]

You might have irritable owl syndrome.

No, but this poor bugger does.



It's a serious affliction that affects 1 in 10 owls.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Are you a cop... you have to tell me if you're a cop.

Why else would you have handcuffs???

[j_tour]

Why else would you have handcuffs???

[perfect_pitch]

I'm surprised she doesn't have green screen and a bolt through her...

...erm...



...neck.

[Bob]

These guys don't seem too upset.  (And I'm not looking for another one that's actually a gif.)

https://i.gifer.com/5K6H.mp4

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

These guys don't seem too upset.  (And I'm not looking for another one that's actually a gif)

You mean, like this???



You need to know how to manipulate the internet to your liking, Bob.

[Bob]

You mean, like this???



You need to know how to manipulate the internet to your liking, Bob.

You can just change the .mp4 ending to .gif?

At least on that one...

[j_tour]

[Bob]

[j_tour]

Any questions?

[Bob]

[j_tour]

Tee minulle voileipä, nainen!

[perfect_pitch]

Tee minulle voileipä, nainen!

Tee se itse, vammaisvihaaja.

You can just change the .mp4 ending to .gif?

A lot of these web-sites convert videos to pngs, gifs, etc... so that they can use them for multiple purposes.

Glad I managed to teach you something.

[Bob]

Glad I managed to teach you something.

https://oktopi.ai/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/pexels-yan-krukov-8197544-1024x683.jpg

[perfect_pitch]

Bob... just when I think you're doing better.. you go and do something like this:

https://oktopi.ai/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/pexels-yan-krukov-8197544-1024x683.jpg

Oh... that's mean. I'm sorry Bob, I got you a little present to say I'm sorry.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

I can match that...

[j_tour]

Get a room, you two.  For real.

[perfect_pitch]

We do have a room... I'm in mine and Bob is in his.

Mine's a very nice room, can't say I know if Bobs is.

[Bob]

Fortress of solitude here.





Years later... "This is the symbol of hope on my world... And this is how we give people the finger...."

[perfect_pitch]

I've heard Supermans security is pretty naff - anyone can just walk in.

There's no security cameras, no doorbell.

[Bob]

What would anyone do except steal stuff?  It's not like he's going to get hurt.  Xray vision of whatever... Super hearing...

Although, yeah, when he's not there.  I think he's had a genius and an idiot wander in and get into his stuff.

Ah hem... So much for that.



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ForsakenGrimyBat-mobile.gif
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ForsakenGrimyBat-mobile.mp4

[perfect_pitch]

HEY... Bob managed to embed something on the web-site without embarrassing himself.





(I love the fact that there is someone here called Bob, and literally a MILLION memes on that name).

[j_tour]

Bob!  I'm giving a solid click from my dog training device!  Do I have a dog?  No.  But people need positive reinforcement as well.

Gold star also, for your notebook!

You're making me proud, son!

[perfect_pitch]

TRUST ME J_TOUR... you do NOT want to use Ice Cream as a lubricant...

Vaseline is a much better candidate and a lot cheaper...

...and less sticky.

[j_tour]

Vaseline is a much better candidate and a lot cheaper...

That's gross, dude.

Why you got to say that, man?

[perfect_pitch]

Given the hand held pose the guy with ice cream is showing... it seems like he's using it for something other than eating.

I just let my imagination do the rest.



I mean... seriously:

Who in the bloody hell sticks their fingers like that into a tub of ice cream?

[j_tour]

Who in the bloody hell sticks their fingers like that into a tub of ice cream?

I refuse to comment.

You'll figure it out, I'm sure.

[perfect_pitch]

There's nothing to figure out. I win...

Anyway... moving on to another controversial topic... given the COVID vaccine that seems to be making its way (eventually) around the world, who is an anti-vaxxer, and why?

[Bob]

*Bob has never been a fan of Neapolitan ice cream.  He prefers to keep the different flavors pure and separate.*

Oh oh...  (*Bob's an ice cream segregationist.  And the thread has taken a step closer....*)
It's happening again...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

[j_tour]

Anyway... moving on to another controversial topic... given the COVID vaccine that seems to be making its way (eventually) around the world, who is an anti-vaxxer, and why?

I dunno.  Paul Hogan?

Maybe that turd who is complaining about spending a measly 1000 hours learning to play arpepgios so it doesn't sound like crap?  You best believe I've spent a lot more time than that learning to play the keyboard instruments.  Sounds like a conspiracy theorist, anyway.

Propers to the sharp rebukes in that comedy thread, though.

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe that turd who is complaining about spending a measly 1000 hours learning to play arpepgios so it doesn't sound like crap?

I must have missed something here... who are we talking about.

Also, I completely agree - I suck at playing 'arpepgios' (absolutely no *** idea what an arpepgio is), but my arpeggios are bloody stellar.

[j_tour]

I must have missed something here... who are we talking about.

Also, I completely agree - I suck at playing 'arpepgios' (absolutely no *** idea what an arpepgio is), but my arpeggios are bloody stellar.

No it's some dude or whatever complaining about him sucking eggs at the piano keyboard, yet ignoring any and all detailed advice in some other thread.

Not my fight, at all.

Good job pointing out a trivial misspelling, BTW.  Sheila.

You know, there are arpeggios and there are arpeggios. The very wide arpeggios are easy for me, but extremely rapid, closely spaced ones in the course of improvising can be tricky for me.

What with my man-sized hands and all.

[perfect_pitch]

Good job pointing out a trivial misspelling, BTW.

I wasn't sure if you were hammered or just plain drunk... one only gets better by learning from ones mistakes.

[j_tour]

one only gets better by learning from ones mistakes.

Not me!  I keep making the same ones. 

If it makes you feel proud and good, a really great woman I was getting along with ran out on me two days ago at a bar. 

Oh well.  Can't win them all!

[perfect_pitch]

If it makes you feel proud and good, a really great woman I was getting along with ran out on me two days ago at a bar. 

Hey, I feel good about helping someone point out their mistakes...

I don't feel good upon feeding upon someones misery and disappointment...

While there is a term for someone who feels good about anothers suffering (schadenfreude), is there a term for someone who continually feels that way towards another... or do we just call them 'wankers'?

[Bob]

I was just feeling like that.


And... Who's Paul Hogan?  (And do I care?)

[Bob]

HaHA!  A gifV worked...



Or it did in a browser window....

https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.gif
https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.gifv





It must be the gif that works here then, even though that didn't work in my browser...



Yep.  But if it's a gif, there's no sound... And no movement when it's posted apparently.

[j_tour]

I was just feeling like that.

No you weren't.