Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

I know... I just wanted to see what your reply was. I'm very impressed. I thought I was going to get a simple sentence answer like...

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Christ - rounded glasses went out the door with Harry Potter in the early 21st century.

No one wears them any more - get with the times.

(Good to sneak in a win before 7pm)

[j_tour]

(Good to sneak in a win before 7pm)

Damn skippy, son.

[perfect_pitch]

No offense, but I was always a James T. Kirk man...



I mean, look at that confidence... Screw Picard.

[Bob]

Dang.  I guess I'm eating oatmeal soon now. 

[perfect_pitch]

I think the Americans need to lay off the sugar - that's why obesity is on the rise, and why health care is ridiculously high compared to other countries.

[j_tour]

Right. 

Why don't you go into quarantine again.

[klavieronin]

Remind me, what's the prize for posting the last comment here?

[j_tour]

Remind me, what's the prize for posting the last comment here?

What?

[perfect_pitch]

Remind me, what's the prize for posting the last comment here?

Eternal glory and bragging rights...

...and possibly a basket of muffins.

Why don't you go into quarantine again.

Please, WA has had less than 4 weeks of lockdown since this bloody pandemic started. We're in one of the best run states by a politician who isn't a *** moron, our economy has flourished despite the hard borders, and we've been pretty much eating at restaurants and seeing movies almost every single weekend since June...

...OF LAST YEAR!!! We ain't going into quarantine again. We've got the state secured tighter than a ____________________...

...erm... I'm sure you can use your imagination to fill in the blank.

[j_tour]

we've been pretty much eating at restaurants and seeing movies almost every single weekend since June...

[perfect_pitch]

[klavieronin]

Eternal glory and bragging rights...

...and possibly a basket of muffins.

I see. Well, I'm out. Not worth the trouble. I'll just buy my own muffins.

[j_tour]

I see. Well, I'm out. Not worth the trouble. I'll just buy my own muffins.

Right.  "Muffins."  Sure.

Good talk. 

Carlos.


Estévez.

We've got the state secured tighter than a ____________________...

...erm... I'm sure you can use your imagination to fill in the blank.

Tighter than one can stuff a beaver is the idiom you're searching for.

[perfect_pitch]

I see. Well, I'm out. Not worth the trouble. I'll just buy my own muffins.

Are you sure? They're really fresh and tasty...

Meh, you couldn't keep up with me & J_Tour anyway. It's nice that you tried...

...humorous actually.

[j_tour]

Meh, you couldn't keep up with me & J_Tour anyway. It's nice that you tried...

Hilarious.  How many beavers have you stuffed again, today, sharp fellow?

[lostinidlewonder]

Bon Scott use to live over the back fence from one of my family members donkey's years ago in Kwinana.

[perfect_pitch]

Never liked the music of AC/DC. It's also very funny - in that video, the bell doesn't even seem to make a noise when it's hit.

[j_tour]

in that video, the bell doesn't even seem to make a noise when it's hit.

Yes it does.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes it does.

I didn't hear anything... he's pounding away at it, and if it is making a noise, it is DROWNED to buggery by that bloody guitar.

Berlioz did it better...

That bell in Symphonie Fantastique is exquisite.

[j_tour]

it is DROWNED to buggery by that bloody guitar.

No it wasn't.

[perfect_pitch]

No it wasn't.

What are you talking about? I've played that last minute several times and the bell is completely inaudible against the bloody guitars.

He could have hit it with a rubber dildo and it would have probably made no difference.

[j_tour]

He could have hit it with a rubber dildo and it would have probably made no difference.

I'm afraid that's a bit beyond my ken.

[Bob]

 

[perfect_pitch]

 

Oh dear Bob... another embedding fail???

[j_tour]

Oh dear Bob... another embedding fail???

What?

Oh. 


And ball bearings inspector to you too.

[perfect_pitch]

And ball bearings inspector to you too.

Oh, not to worry - there's nothing wrong with my 'ball bearings'. They're solid as a rock and sturdy as ever.

[j_tour]

They're solid as a rock and sturdy as ever.

Nicely done, chief. 

But does it root down and get it?

Naw.  You no Ad-Rock! 

[perfect_pitch]

You know what - you deserve brownie points for that advert. That is *** beautiful.

I genuinely believe that all recorders... IN THE WORLD, should be melted down and made into TEA COASTERS!!!

The world would be such a better place.

[j_tour]

I genuinely believe that all recorders... IN THE WORLD, should be melted down and made into TEA COASTERS!!!

As well as certain domestic animals, children, yuppies, and many, many politicians.

[Bob]

I'm pro recorder.

[perfect_pitch]

Children??? Seriously?

You were once a child...

[j_tour]

You were once a child...

And, yea, verily the child has become man....child.

Anyway, only the annoying children.  Same with domestic animals.

The tolerable ones can be spared.

[perfect_pitch]

And, yea, verily the child has become man....child.

Anyway, only the annoying children. The tolerable ones can be spared.

Yes, but by what pre-requisites should we judge them? Do we go with those who have a juvenile record against those who don't?

Those who constantly sing the Baby shark theme, and those who don't???

This could be a very tedious and hard process...

[j_tour]

Those who constantly sing the Baby shark theme, and those who don't???

Yes.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

I refuse to kill and eat a baby hamburger.

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/ZtXdc4X.mp4

[j_tour]

https://i.imgur.com/ZtXdc4X.mp4

I just had one, snout to tail.

So?

[perfect_pitch]

https://i.imgur.com/ZtXdc4X.mp4

BOB... MP4's will NOT EMBED!!! If you're trying to make us click on dodgy links, you're failing at it.

I refuse to click on that...

[j_tour]

I refuse to click on that...

Thank you for inadvertently gifting me a phrase that will do for:  "I wouldn't touch that, honey, no thanks, but we can be friends, I guess."

"I refuse to click."

The Bartleby of denials IRL.  Love it.  Intend to use it.

[perfect_pitch]

The Bartleby of denials

The WHO??? Who is Bartleby? Is that what you call your Japanese love pillow as you go to sleep each night???

 

[j_tour]

Is that what you call your Japanese love pillow as you go to sleep each night???

I would prefer not to, but the power of Christ compels me.

[perfect_pitch]

I would prefer not to, but the power of Christ compels me.

I learnt to ignore him a long time ago. I got rid of my imaginary friends when I was 5.

[j_tour]

I learnt to ignore him a long time ago. I got rid of my imaginary friends when I was 5.

Sorry, bud, I prefer my sky fairies to be excellent.  It ain't Sxxxxji land!

It effing rules!

[perfect_pitch]

Sorry, bud, I prefer my sky fairies to be excellent. 

So you think Jesus Christ is a fairy...

Interesting theory... it is mentioned that he ascended to heaven, so... maybe.

[j_tour]

So you think Jesus Christ is a fairy...

Whatever, sky pilot.

[perfect_pitch]

That's MOSES you idiot... not Jesus.

Can't you tell the 2 apart??? Or do all white men look alike?

[Bob]