Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Sadly... none survived.

I hear it's Thanksgiving over there in America, so I can only presume that each one of these delicious birds were slaughtered and cooked, and served with Garlic Mash.

I'm glad I'm not vegetarian... because when the apocalypse hits and the worlds food supply runs out... it's the vegans and vegetarians who are going to be eaten first.

[j_tour]

it's the vegans and vegetarians who are going to be eaten first.

That there's some good eatin', is what people is sayin'.

Here, have some arpeggiator and fingerstyle guitar.

[perfect_pitch]

Here, have some arpeggiator and fingerstyle guitar.

Meh... never cared for that. I prefer something a little more boppy, a little more hip and positive...

[j_tour]

Meh... never cared for that.

Nice video embedding, Chachi!  Utube takes down stuff or restricts by region fairly indiscriminately, so lay off the Bobster, man!

[perfect_pitch]

Sorry but gifs aren't restricted in anyway, and aren't prone to regions.

I know YouTube videos are sometimes limited in their embedding... but it's only the gifs and the attempt to embed mp4's that I need to remind Bob about.



YOU CAN'T EMBED MP4's, or GIFV's.

[Bob]

in case that doesn't work.  And it doesn't appear to.  It's got sound.
https://i.imgur.com/t1GhHFw.mp4

[Bob]

That's what winning's like.   

[perfect_pitch]

I wonder what Beethoven would be like if he always wasn't a grumpy bastard...

Would his music have been any different?

[j_tour]

I wonder what Beethoven would be like if he always wasn't a grumpy bastard...

Would his music have been any different?

Har de fricking har. You're a regular comedian.

[Bob]

[novelsky]

Trying to be a little more active here! 

[perfect_pitch]

Trying to be a little more active here! 

Well... I love your enthusiasm, so...

[novelsky]

 

[perfect_pitch]

Think of this thread like a quagmire - you've just sunk your feet into it, and you got no branch to hold onto. I hope you have a way to survive.

This thread gets very competitive.

[j_tour]

This thread gets very competitive.

No it doesn't.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

That's not a real Seinfeld quote...

BOOO... HISS!!!!

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

I hope you have a way to survive.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but a great man tries to exceed his expectations.

[j_tour]

Yeah, but a great man tries to exceed his expectations.

That's true.  And you are nothing if not a great man by hooning in the outback.

I salute you, patriot!

[perfect_pitch]

Excuse me - only Aussie drongos go hooning in the streets and the outback of Australia.

They're seen as morons and hillbillies.

[j_tour]

Excuse me - only Aussie drongos go hooning in the streets and the outback of Australia.

Right.  So what's the problem?  You think you're better'n us hoons bagging some joeys in the outback?  You some kind of pom or something? 

[perfect_pitch]

Right.  So what's the problem?  You think you're better'n us hoons bagging some joeys in the outback?  You some kind of pom or something?

First of all - it's POME, or POHME, Not Pom.

And yes, we do think we're better. We have some of the most pristine beaches, Perth has basically been COVID free for almost 20 months. Also, there are very flat-earthers here in Australia as well.

[j_tour]

First of all - it's POME, or POHME, Not Pom.

Spoken like a true pommie.

At least we agree on one thing:  the only thing that can be done with Johnnie Red is to make a Rusty Nail out of it.

Make a Mickey Finn out of it, and it's the perfect date rape drink.

Enjoy!

[perfect_pitch]

At least we agree on one thing:  the only thing that can be done with Johnnie Red is to make a Rusty Nail out of it.

That or to clean your toilet and unclog any blockages. Works wonders.

[j_tour]

That or to clean your toilet and unclog any blockages. Works wonders.

[perfect_pitch]

If that's a reference to a movie... I ain't seen it.

Is that Emilio Estevez???

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

It's like seeing one of the Muppets singing...

...except they're on Adderral...

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Mrrrr, grumble, grumble...

I just sat for 45 minutes moving at approximately 0.5 kph in a major traffic jam. My patience is all gone, I can't be arsed coming up with a clever comeback...

[j_tour]

Is that Emilio Estevez???

I wouldn't know.  What's in the boot of the car, Steinberg?

[perfect_pitch]

I wouldn't know.  What's in the boot of the car, Steinberg?

Nothing... there's no incriminating evidence in the boot of my car... now.

I MEAN, There's never been any incriminating evidence in my car... ever.

[Bob]

Mrrrr, grumble, grumble...

I just sat for 45 minutes moving at approximately 0.5 kph in a major traffic jam. My patience is all gone, I can't be arsed coming up with a clever comeback...

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

Fair warning.  Enough shenanigans.  Not one but two lady bartenders have irritated and annoyed me yesterday, and no one is to have escaped my wrath.

[perfect_pitch]

So you set a random dumpster miles away from the actual incident on fire???

OOOOHHH... that'll show them. They should have been irritated.

What grown man goes into a bar and asks for a 'Shirley Temple' I mean, you'd get far less attitude if you ask for a 'Martini, shaken - not stirred'.

(I must admit, I did enjoy a Shaken Martini.) Definitely worth trying.

[j_tour]

So you set a random dumpster miles away from the actual incident on fire???

Yep.  And joke's on you, fool!  I got me a good woman this time.  She got a job and everything, and she can play pool and all, so I dont have to worry about breaking her in the sack.

[perfect_pitch]

So you set a random dumpster miles away from the actual incident on fire???[/quote

Yep.  And joke's on you, fool!  I got me a good woman this time.  She got a job and everything, and she can play pool and all, so I dont have to worry about breaking her in the sack.

Quote fail...

I expected better from you J_Tour.

[Bob]

But not me.  Set the bar low, and people are happy when you're competent.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know - I think the other users are like older parents who are wishing their 30-odd son or daughter would stop smoking pot around the house, get a job and finally get a house of their own so they can get some peace...

We say we're happy but GIF embedding isn't really that hard.     

One day you'll get the hang of it.

[j_tour]

Quote fail...

I expected better from you J_Tour.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Simmer down, people.  You all got to be chill!

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sorry, but my generation can't see anything in black and white. It's like staring at a blank screen.

I am Chill!

[j_tour]

I'm sorry, but my generation can't see anything in black and white. It's like staring at a blank screen.

Sure.  Whatever.

[perfect_pitch]

I think that's hilarious. I guess each generation laughs at some of the previous generations leaps in technology.

[j_tour]

You might not be aware, but people shoot feature, mainstream movies in B&W today all the time.  So take it up with contemporary filmmakers.