Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

You may have a dark mind, but light always triumphs over dark.   

Not always, and not this time.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

What wonderfully wacky adverts they were. Who the *** thinks of trying to go on a tiger hunt in a god-damn bra.

They really did inspire your imagination. Nowadays, it's all shite. I would be a happy man if adverts of all types died a painful death, and never bothered us again. Why isn't life as genuine as this guy:

[j_tour]

blahblah

What?  Yeah, that's kind of droll.  2.3 out of 4.0, chapstick girl.

Who the *** thinks of trying to go on a tiger hunt in a god-damn bra.

Only every damned day!  Not going bush without my Maidenform!  And the ladies love it, because I'm so discreet! 

[perfect_pitch]

Love the title...

'How to Succedd in Business...'

...but not in spelling.

[j_tour]

Love the title...

'How to Succedd in Business...'

...but not in spelling.

Mick Dundee, talking about spelling?  Cannot be done!

[Bob]

That guy's one step away from a creepy movie serial killer.

[perfect_pitch]

SURELY... he's *** lip-synching?!? There's no way that's his real voice...

 

[j_tour]

I don't know exactly whom to blame, but pretty sure it's one of you *** bastards,

NEVER go Tiny Tim!!!!!!


NEVER!!!!!

EVER!!!!



Fine.  Eff off. 

https://open.spotify.com/track/45IMU5CBYR5VIBZCohpBLU

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know exactly whom to blame, but pretty sure it's one of you *** bastards,

NEVER go Tiny Tim!!!!!!

It's OBVIOUSLY BOB you need to blame. He posted the Tiny Tim...

...but you're just a *** bad. No one wants to hear this sh*t man. We need some real *** music in here. How about a melody that perfectly captures the mood, feel and sound of a paedophile getting bloody well fucked over by a cursed child who summons spirits to feast on their victims flesh.

Now, THAT'S what I call real music.

[j_tour]

ZOMG you people.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_(Twin_Peaks)





















Wait for it.













Damn.








Well.....




Expect it to about the same next time. 

Same bat time.

Same.....



wait for it....




yep.

[lostinidlewonder]

Awww Tiny Tim was a legend and yes that was his real voice.

[j_tour]

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

WTH is wrong with you?

Maybe you should start becoming a younger woman and start taking your clothes off while pounding the ivories, you great white hunter.



All the engineering of a Saab and the good sense of an Audi driver.

And I don't think adding $200 CD is quite equitable, but it is a $2000 USD brassiere with a unique appeal, apparently.  And only $150 USD shipping.  With a minimum of a month's time to be shipped to the comfort of one's own home, or various derelict dwellings.

And it comes in three sizes, and certainly appears to be a luxury undergarment.  In three colors, and in plush nylon "fabric."

[perfect_pitch]

Who needs glass cutters when you have them things...

Damn.

[j_tour]

No! 

I forbid it!

Stop it, you fools! 

[lostinidlewonder]

I thought I only practiced piano like this.

[j_tour]

That's right.

I do have to know, however, how lostinidlewonder is surpassing me in the what the *** category.  The Rick and Morty, I get, but where in the hell did this blunderbuss of a tyrant manage to dredge up that ridiculous "buffet" style restaurant advert?

I suppose one could levy several similar accusations in a similar fashion, similarly, but also in that yadda yadda advertisements and ladythings, but also....that was a good find.

A deep treasure. 









Wait for it.








No.





Nothing yet.











Wait for it.





Nope.  I think LIIW might have won the what competition for zaniest outdated adverts.







 

[lostinidlewonder]

This is how we use the whip in Australia.

I do have to know, however, how lostinidlewonder is surpassing me in the what the *** category.  The Rick and Morty, I get, but where in the hell did this blunderbuss of a tyrant manage to dredge up that ridiculous "buffet" style restaurant advert?

One can go search for "Oblivion NPC Dialogue" on youtube but be warned there is no refund for time lost.

[j_tour]

This is how we use the whip in Australia.

That's not a knife.

One can go search for "Oblivion NPC Dialogue" on youtube but be warned there is no refund for time lost.

That does answer the question.  I was hoping for a bit more flourish than the rather pedestrian explanation, but I'll be satisfied with that.  And, no, not looking for more on a frolic of my own.

But, first, an image from the nerd council of musicians. 

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

What? 

I only recognize one fact from now on.

MeAT is Being Stolen by a known Felon and enemy Of The State.

[perfect_pitch]

This is how we use the whip in Australia.

Are you kidding me? Russell Coight can't use a whip...

Russell Coight can't do a single bloody thing right. His failed comedy was a disaster and plagued TV with jokes and situations that were funny in the 80's with Mr Bean... and completely irrelevant when they aired in the 21st century.

[j_tour]

Are you kidding me? Russell Coight can't use a whip...

I think you'll find Faye Dunaway's use of the whip upon Marina Sirtis more agreeable.

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Not a super great movie, but it does have its moments.*/

[perfect_pitch]

I think you'll find Faye Dunaway's use of the whip upon Marina Sirtis more agreeable.[/font]

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Not a super great movie, but it does have its moments.*

I can see why you like it - it puts the womens... 'talents' on display???

[j_tour]

I can see why you like it - it puts the womens... 'talents' on display???

They're both brilliant actors, with lots of love of the thespians' craft to share.

[perfect_pitch]

They're not lesbians... just because you see two women fighting each other and trying to tear off their clothi...

OH sh*t... you said 'Thespians'?



My fault...

[j_tour]

They're not lesbians... just because you see two women fighting each other and trying to tear off their clothi...

OH sh*t... you said 'Thespians'?



My fault...

[perfect_pitch]

You posted a 1 minute video of a masochist who likes inflicting pain upon himself (and probably starting fires and watching people burn)

There are videos of that ALL over YouTube, literally ALL OVER...

Dime a dozen...

...ALTHOUGH, this sh*t was *** hilarious. I laughed my arse off.

[j_tour]

You posted a 1 minute video of a masochist who likes inflicting pain upon himself (and probably starting fires and watching people burn)

There are videos of that ALL over YouTube, literally ALL OVER...

Dime a dozen...

...ALTHOUGH, this sh*t was *** hilarious. I laughed my arse off.

Was a good précis of Australian rules football, though.

[lostinidlewonder]

Eye care. Who cares? I care!

[j_tour]

May you play on a rudimentary keyboard action.  In hell!

[perfect_pitch]

Nope - I got my Yamaha C2, and it's a *** beautiful instrument.

I ain't playing on some rudimentary piece of sh*t.

Was a good précis of Australian rules football, though.

It was meant to be a scathing example of how Americans (as there seem to be MANY in that video... almost too many for some reason) don't seem to value their skulls, arms and testicles.

I mean, you all have Universal health care...

OH WAIT... you don't...

[j_tour]

It was meant to be a scathing example of how Americans (as there seem to be MANY in that video... almost too many for some reason) don't seem to value their skulls, arms and testicles.

I mean, you all have Universal health care...

OH WAIT... you don't...

Right.  The well-known American TE Lawrence.  That was a great bon mot of yours.

Oh, wait, that TV show *Jackass* featuring the British "comedian" Steve-O.  Sure, but who watches that sh*t?

I don't know.  I have adequate health insurance through my state, as I did in a previous state, in addition to extraordinary dental and ophthalmology care.  This isn't Texas or some crap like that.

The decentralized lack of national initiative on certain matters is probably confusing to people like you, but try to keep up.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh, wait, that TV show *Jackass* featuring the British "comedian" Steve-O. 

First of all - calling him British is like calling Nicki Minaj an actress because she was in an advertisement... he left Britain before he was 1 year old and has pretty much lived in America most of his life.

Calling him a comedian is just redundant because... he isn't funny.

I have adequate health insurance through my state, as I did in a previous state, in addition to extraordinary dental and ophthalmology care.  This isn't Texas or some crap like that.

You're right - they just like to execute their problems - don't they? Keeps the jails from overcrowding.

[j_tour]

WHAT?

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

p_p lurrrrrbes Jim Carrey.

That's an unnatural union of carnality, and I cannot allow it.

[perfect_pitch]

perfect_pitch lurrrrrbes Jim Carrey.

That's an unnatural union of carnality, and I cannot allow it.

Same could be said about you and that old frosted geriatric David guy you keep posting.

Also, I can't understand what you're saying - mainly because there's no such word as 'lurrrrrbes'

Not in the Oxford Dictionary, not in any genuine English dictionary... ***, not even in the Urban dictionary.

[j_tour]

mainly because there's no such word as 'lurrrrrbes'

Not in the Oxford Dictionary, not in any genuine English dictionary... ***, not even in the Urban dictionary.

There is so such a word.  I may have created it, but it exists now in form and semantics.  Complete morphology in development.

And what would a "counterfeit" English dictionary be, anyway?

I'm assuming you don't actually own the Oxford English Dictionary with supplements in printed form, as I do, so you're probably just looking sh*t up online.

That's no legitimate source.

[perfect_pitch]

Well... if you're going to post the same crap over and over... so am I.

[j_tour]

What?

[perfect_pitch]

Whats ironic is it comes from a channel labelled 'Sound Effects Relaxation'...

HOW in the MOTHER-*** sweet Georgia, Jesus Christ is that god damned relaxing???

[lostinidlewonder]

It's relaxing in the sense that this is music.

[j_tour]

Whats ironic is it comes from a channel labelled 'Sound Effects Relaxation'...

HOW in the MOTHER-*** sweet Georgia, Jesus Christ is that god damned relaxing???

Good question, but I actually listened to it at full volume (granted, just through my home office's dinky little bluetooth speakers, and not any of the real speakers or amplifiers) for about forty five minutes.

It is much more pleasant than listening to a bunch of Karens shrieking about their goddamned dogs or whatever sh*t.

And the cops won't ever come for me, like they would were I to play music on the full system, or shout threatening comments out of the window.

Is it perfect?

No.

But it's much better than listening to a bunch of chunk-assed thick-brained mental rejects shrieking, and their goddamned *** pets.






And......





Bonus for me......



I now have it cued up to run through the mixer and into the 300W JBL 15, and possibly add in the Dynaco 12s, a subwoofer, and numerous satellite speakers through one or even two separate home theater type amplifiers, which I can just run in the front room and barricade myself in my office at home. 

To inflict maximum pain and suffering.  That would be an extraordinary amount of sound pressure, recalling the end sequence of Gaddis's great novel The Recognitions.

Complaints?  No, I was just installing a new bookshelf from ikea or whatever.  Not my problem.  Yeah, I was also doing some vacuuming of the carpet as well.  What?  Oh.  Well, OK.  Off you go, then!

In case there was any doubt about me being a "nice guy."  I'm still thinking about putting slivers of platinum double-sided razors into ground meat for consumption by neighborhood canids.  But that's a lot of effort.

This is no effort, just patch in a few cables and add a *** ton of gain from the mixer.

I love it when a plan comes together.

[perfect_pitch]

I now have it cued up to run through the mixer and into the 300W JBL 15, and possibly add in the Dynaco 12s, a subwoofer, and numerous satellite speakers through one or even two separate home theater type amplifiers, which I can just run in the front room and barricade myself in my office at home. 

To inflict maximum pain and suffering.  That would be an extraordinary amount of sound pressure, recalling the end sequence of Gaddis's great novel The Recognitions.

In case there was any doubt about me being a "nice guy."  I'm still thinking about putting slivers of platinum double-sided razors into ground meat for consumption by neighborhood canids.  But that's a lot of effort.

I think you could make a very good serial killer - good on you for not letting society cripple your potential.

Now get out there and find yourself a nice hobo.

[j_tour]

Now get out there and find yourself a nice hobo.

What?  I'm busy looking up nude pictures of young Meg Tilly.

Assembling a dossier, if you will.

Ain't got no time for no hobo killing, ***.

[perfect_pitch]

Assembling a dossier, if you will.

You mean... a manifesto???