Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know what that is referencing or advertising, but it's like a spiritual reference to the apocalypse, and those are all the grateful christians looking to be judged.

Really... creepy...

[lelle]

I'm sorry guys, but you just lost.

Or I mean, I'm not sorry!

Moahahahahaha

Because I win.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sorry guys, but you just lost.

Or I mean, I'm not sorry!

Moahahahahaha

[j_tour]

No.  U.

[lostinidlewonder]

You can't win. Hahahah!!!

[perfect_pitch]

You can't win.

Damnit Lostinidlewonder... you can't just state the words 'you can't win' without referencing Ouromov from Goldeneye.

Typing the words is just pathetic - you gotta do it with style... like this:

...and god damn that gif is *** creepy as ***. Yes, I said the 'F' word twice - it damn well deserves it.

[j_tour]

Yes, I said the 'F' word twice - it damn well deserves it.

No you didn't!

Don't you have lions to ride and harmony to savor?

[perfect_pitch]

No you didn't!

Don't you have lions to ride and harmony to savor?

We ride kangaroos damnit - we don't have lions in the street??? Where's your head at?

[j_tour]

Where's your head at?

None of your damned business, kangaroo rider!

[perfect_pitch]

None of your damned business, kangaroo rider!

Considering I'm the one winning in this thread... EVERYTHING IS MY BUSINESS!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

Damnit Lostinidlewonder... you can't just state the words 'you can't win' without referencing Ouromov from Goldeneye.

Typing the words is just pathetic - you gotta do it with style... like this:

I'm years ahead of you just didn't want to repeat myself haha.

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.550

And yes some scary gifs out there, mwhahaha

[j_tour]

All of you!  You're going down!  Down to poundtown!  Kick it root down!  I put my foot down!

[perfect_pitch]

Just a handy hint - it looks better when the image doesn't have the title and search terms underneath - makes you look amateur.

Case in point:

[j_tour]

Just a handy hint - it looks better when the image doesn't have the title and search terms underneath - makes you look amateur.

What are you going to do about it?  You gonna cry, huh?  Cry like a baby?

Ain't gwine win, tell you what fer.

[perfect_pitch]

What are you going to do about it?  You gonna cry, huh?  Cry like a baby?

Nope... I'm just going to win.

[j_tour]

Nope... I'm just going to win.

You will fail!

[perfect_pitch]

If you intend to win, you'll need more than a throwing star.

[j_tour]

If you intend to win

No intention, son.  I will break you!

Younglings, shield your tender eyes from this screenshot of a recent text conversation.  In this case, I'm the calm one, trying to get a former friend to return a few out-of-print items I lent her, and the other character is the inexplicably enraged one.

And let this be a warning to those who ardently desire to cultivate romantic relationships.  Be very careful what you wish for.

https://i.ibb.co/3zwNL2B/Screenshot-2022-04-21-19-36-111.png

[perfect_pitch]

Younglings, shield your tender eyes from this screenshot of a recent text conversation.  In this case, I'm the calm one, trying to get a former friend to return a few out-of-print items I lent her, and the other character is the inexplicably enraged one.

And let this be a warning to those who ardently desire to cultivate romantic relationships.  Be very careful what you wish for.https://i.ibb.co/3zwNL2B/Screenshot-2022-04-21-19-36-111.png

You're becoming like Bob - unable to properly embed images on the site... and while I question if it really is a text message - knowing you it could be something that resembles the realms of hell in its grotesquerie and vile imagery.

...but I'm not going to click on it and take that chance.

No intention, son.  I will break you!

You say that... you've been saying that... for 9 years I've been on this thread and continually won over and over and over again. Not only have you NOT chipped away at my ability to beat or break you, you haven't even put a crack in my armour.

You will never break me. I am like Thanos... only I'm not stupid enough to let the infinity guantlet out of my possession.

[j_tour]

You're becoming like Bob - unable to properly embed images on the site... and while I question if it really is a text message - knowing you it could be something that resembles the realms of hell in its grotesquerie and vile imagery.

Nonsense.  I did not wish to embed a screenshot containing prohibited language on this site, so I provided a link for the prurient.

And, of course it's real.  Who could make something like that up?  It was extremely irritating to me, when I just wanted two LPs and a book back, all of which were OOP.

But, in the spirit of sarcasm, here you go:

[perfect_pitch]

But, in the spirit of sarcasm, here you go

It's actually amazing, how many people seem to know a Bob and want to take the piss out of him...



Seems a shame almost... but it's hilarious.

[j_tour]

Seems a shame almost... but it's hilarious.

No it isn't.

[perfect_pitch]

No it isn't.

Well...sorry to hear that. Must be hard not to have a sense of humour.

[j_tour]

Must be hard not to have a sense of humour.

No it isn't.

[lostinidlewonder]

Isnt it not no, it's not isn't it not right? That lady isnt having a stroke isn't it not or isn't it?

[perfect_pitch]

That lady isnt having a stroke isn't it not or isn't it?

It looks like she's eating an invisible icypole??? Either that or it's an invisible toothbrush...

[j_tour]

Either that or it's an invisible toothbrush...

I'm sure that must be it.  I was confused about that myself.   

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sure that must be it.  I was confused about that myself.   

Good to see she cares about her hygiene then.

[j_tour]

Good to see she cares about her hygiene then.

Oh, she cares.  I can tell.

[perfect_pitch]

I saw the words 'zesty enterprise' and all I thought of was this:

[j_tour]

I saw the words 'zesty surprise' and all I thought of was this

Interesting choice.  I also thought of this as well.  What a strange coincidence.

[perfect_pitch]

I also thought of this as well.  What a strange coincidence.

Well... they do say:



How you managed to think the same thought as well however, is absolutely puzzling.

 

[j_tour]

Well... they do say

They don't say that about me.  Usually women say to me "Stop bothering me!  Just go away!  You may be intelligent, handsome, and talented, but you're insane!"

[perfect_pitch]

They don't say that about me.  Usually women say to me "Stop bothering me!  Just go away! 

I thought it was usually... "are you perving on me through those bushes", or "we're indoors, why do you have binoculars"... that or "do I have to call the police".

My mistake.

[j_tour]

My mistake.

Yes, always admit your mistakes!  They are legion!

I do deny women my essence, and they come to despise me for it!

It is a very heavy burden!

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, always admit your mistakes!  They are legion!

I do deny women my essence, and they come to despise me for it

They've said that many times in therapy... and to their priests in confession.

If they despise you for it then... sounds like you need to find a masochist. Deny them that ESSENCE and make them BEG!!!

[j_tour]

They've said that many times in therapy... and to their priests in confession.

If they despise you for it then... sounds like you need to find a masochist. Deny them that ESSENCE and make them BEG!!!

Yes!  Brilliant!  This last one called me a controlling f*** and a psychopath. 

But in fact, I may be just a plain old dominating a-hole!  And an idiot. 

[perfect_pitch]

Yes!  Brilliant!  This last one called me a controlling f*** and a psychopath. 

But in fact, I may be just a plain old dominating a-hole!  And an idiot.

No worries - I'm not judgy.

No... wait, I'm as judgemental as they come. I'm Scottish, so I always have an opinion.

Maybe you are just a dominating a-hole... but if they beg for it, then I guess it's what they want.

[j_tour]

but if they beg for it, then I guess it's what they want.

Yeah, everything's just fine until it disrupts their scheming, secretive, sordid social lives.

I just modified my Facebook profile picture as this, in case she's checking up on me.  It accurately depicts my thoughts through the magic of song lyrics.

[perfect_pitch]

Fun question - do you think you'll ever give up the 'Courier New' gag of always typing using that font???

It's getting sad now... Courier is only cool if you're still stuck in the 1990's, and you love typewriters.

[j_tour]

Fun question - do you think you'll ever give up the 'Courier New' gag of always typing using that font?

No.  I use a typewriter in fact on occasion.  An Olivetti Lettera 35i with azerty keyboard.

Who in the hell enjoys fancy fonts and kerning and all that nerd crap, anyway? 

Monospace forever.

I only used Verdana Bold in my image to make fun of this former "friend"'s image, and I had to use a color picker, and a font identifier, and figure out how to import Verdana into my linux box and use LibreOffice Draw.  It is an exact duplicate of her recently changed Facebook profile image, just substituting more appropriate text for whatever trash song lyrics she was quoting, or, knowing her, likely just purloined from somewhere.

Very wearying.

[perfect_pitch]

I only used Verdana Bold in my image to make fun of this former "friend"'s image, and I had to use a color picker, and a font identifier, and figure out how to import Verdana into my linux box and use LibreOffice Draw.  It is an exact duplicate of her recently changed Facebook profile image, just substituting more appropriate text for whatever trash song lyrics she was quoting, or, knowing her, likely just purloined from somewhere.

Very wearying.

[j_tour]

No it isn't!

[Bob]

 

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, but I think Religion is responsible for that. As you can see on this pie chart, I've plotted out how many wars were started because of Religion (in green), and those that were in the name of Atheism (in red).

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

If I said I didn't like green apples... would I be called a racist, because I judged it based on its colour???

[j_tour]

If I said I didn't like green apples... would I be called a racist, because I judged it based on its colour???

Yes.

[Bob]

I was hoping to find a Greta + green apple pic, but I found this instead.

[perfect_pitch]

I was hoping to find a Greta + green apple pic, but I found this instead.

Well, what can we say - the internet is powerful but there are so many things we can found on it. Maybe in time artificial intelligence will literally be able to draw anything we want and conjure up the image, but in the mean time, you can't exactly just wish for an image of say 'Darth Vader riding on a T-rex in a barron wasteland'...

...oh wait, you can - here is the picture.