Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Thank you for asking.

You're most welcome.  I live to serve up kind compliments to all.

[perfect_pitch]

What's with the cheesy troll looking figure wearing a cape... looks a bit creepy.

Has this gameshow aired in the last 30 years???

[j_tour]

Has this gameshow aired in the last 30 years???

I dunno.

You figure it you!  Because I'm not going to.

[perfect_pitch]

I dunno.

You figure it you!  Because I'm not going to.

Well, I'm not going to either. I've better things to do - like cut my fingernails, or do my taxes.

[j_tour]

I've better things to do - like cut my fingernails, or do my taxes.

A Paul Hogan acolyte. Well done, sir.

[perfect_pitch]

A Paul Hogan acolyte. Well done, sir.

No one likes Paul Hogan - Paul Hogans an arsehole.



Not even the Aussies want him back.

[j_tour]

Not even the Aussies want him back.

Yes they do.  All proper Australians love Paul Hogan.

He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II in 1994.  Respect your head of state.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes they do.  All proper Australians love Paul Hogan.

You mean the beer-swilling, dole-bludging, footy-kicking sasquatches that usually sit there watching the cricket in their houses, spitting out bits of meat pie as they yell 'c'mon Aussie, c'mon'

That's almost NOBODY!!! Australia is a multicultural hotpot. There aren't that many 'proper aussies'.

I mean, what is a proper Aussie anyway - someone who wears this:



I'd rather kill myself. Paul Hogan is a vain, egotistical twat who whined about being stuck in a mansion, but wanted special privileges by not having to quarantine when he returned to Australia.

No one loves him any more.

[j_tour]

No one loves him any more.

That man is a hero.

Hell, even this ex-girl-thing as of a few days ago couldn't resist trying to contact me in civil, conciliatory tones after I'd ignored after proclaiming to her that "you're done, you're not even a human being to me."

[perfect_pitch]

That man is a hero.

The man is a whinging, entitled pillock. All his idiotic Crocodile Dundee movies did was paint Australians as backwards hill-billies... when in fact they're not even REMOTELY like that.

...okay, a few are like that, but that's only because we haven't hunted them down and killed them yet. They're still at large and hiding in the Australian desert.

[Bob]

That man is a hero.

Hell, even this ex-girl-thing as of a few days ago couldn't resist trying to contact me in civil, conciliatory tones after I'd ignored after proclaiming to her that "you're done, you're not even a human being to me."

(This might be my darkest post.)

[perfect_pitch]

(This might be my darkest post.)

You mean Christian Bale making a kissy face???

....ooooohkay then...

[j_tour]

I love gerbils and playing piano good.

You people are toxic.....something, whatever.

[perfect_pitch]

You people are toxic.....something, whatever.

You can try to put words in my mouth quote, but you will never ever win this thread. Plus I ain't toxic...

Britney Spears is...

Enjoy your cheesy early 2000's girly pop, COMPLETE with crappy 2nd rate CGI.

[j_tour]

Britney Spears is...my ideal woman and ADIDAS.

Go ahead!  Do it!  Win the thread!

I didn't think so.

[perfect_pitch]

I have an inferiority complex, but try to overcompensate that by trying SO desperately to put out a facade of confidence; and the only thing I have to feel great is trying to win this thread, while ultimately knowing I'll probably cave in and let the great and almighty perfect_pitch win. He already showed he his incredible transposition skills - how can I complete with someone like that?

She ain't my ideal woman:



She is. And hey... if you want to go down this path of changing peoples quotes - I am ready.

[j_tour]

She is. And hey... if you want to go down this path of changing peoples quotes - I am ready.

What?  Shut up.

Overcompensate this mf!

[perfect_pitch]

That sounds great - how else are you meant to get weenies to harden the *** up???

[j_tour]

That sounds great - how else are you meant to get weenies to harden the *** up???

I'm sure I wouldn't know.  Hey, I got a girl I'm done with over here.  Can I just put her on a plane and get rid of her to that penal colony you all got brewing over there?

She does not please me any longer, and yet she keeps trying to win my thread IRL, which is very annoying to me.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sure I wouldn't know.  Hey, I got a girl I'm done with over here.  Can I just put her on a plane and get rid of her to that penal colony you all got brewing over there?

No offence, but it hasn't been a penal colony in almost 200 years. Although most of the convicts have managed to make their way into the political sector now.

[j_tour]

No offence, but it hasn't been a penal colony in almost 200 years.

I'm not offended, but pretty sure you're wrong about that.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm not offended, but pretty sure you're wrong about that.

Do Police officers arrest someone if they're 'pretty sure' about their conviction??? No.

Maybe try and be sure and more people will believe what you say.

[j_tour]

Maybe try and be sure and more people will believe what you say.

Maybe you can go ahead and bite me, nerd.

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe you can go ahead and bite me, nerd.

You like a little midnight nibble, don't you - ya dirty bugger. Not happening.

[j_tour]

Not happening.

Oh, it's happening.  Nerd says "what"? 

[lostinidlewonder]

You're most welcome.  I live to serve up kind compliments to all.

I remember this dude broke that game, just like how I break your win!!! Lol

[perfect_pitch]

Oh, it's happening.  Nerd says "what"? 

One doesn't say that... they say:



...like this dunce knob right here - guy looks like he's run out of things to celebrate in life and is contemplating playing the real life game of Frogger on the freeway.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Nerds rule - accept it. Get used to it.

Submit to us.

[j_tour]

Submit to us.

That's what my last girlfriend tried to get me to do.  "You're so controlling! blah blah blah!  You should be more fluid!  blah blah blah!"

I dropped her like the revolting inhuman scumbag pile of entrails she is.

[perfect_pitch]

That's what my last girlfriend tried to get me to do.  "You're so controlling! blah blah blah!  You should be more fluid!  blah blah blah!"

I dropped her like the revolting inhuman scumbag pile of entrails she is.

That's not your fault. Woman are incapable of being understood. They'll tell you they want a man to take charge, then complain that we're controlling. They tell us they don't want us to try and fix their problems, then complain when all we do is listen.

[j_tour]

That's not your fault. Woman are incapable of being understood.

Strongly disagree:  most women are decent people at heart.  This one was just layer after layer of despicable character and personality, the more I got to know her.  Completely revolting in every way, when it came to her public behavior and comportment.

[perfect_pitch]

Strongly disagree:  most women are decent people at heart.

I didn't say they weren't decent... I just said they can never make up their bloody mind.

[j_tour]

I didn't say they weren't decent... I just said they can never make up their bloody mind.

Sure they can.  It's just more fun not to.  Adds to their mystery.  I'm only speaking about Pisces women, though.

[lostinidlewonder]

Generalisations based on sex? Usual ramblings of single people lol.

[perfect_pitch]

Sure they can.  It's just more fun not to.  Adds to their mystery.  I'm only speaking about Pisces women, though.

Thought you could enjoy this:

[j_tour]

Thought you could enjoy this

Don't even start.  A few girlfriends ago I "discovered" this "astrology" thing.

Actually, I find it about as amusing as astronomy and other nerd stuff. It's good clean fun.

But I'm feeling much better now.  I have more money and more time.  Less...the other thing.  But more time to win the thread.

[perfect_pitch]

Don't even start.  A few girlfriends ago I "discovered" this "astrology" thing.

Dara O'Briain thinks it's shite.

[j_tour]

Your husky boyfriend's Ted Talk changes nothing!

[perfect_pitch]

Your husky boyfriend's Ted Talk changes nothing!

He ain't my boyfriend... and I don't swing that way anyway.

You just can't handle his raw HONESTY!!!

[j_tour]

You just can't handle his raw HONESTY!!!

Sure.

[Bob]

*Bob reenters the thread and toys with crossing the line.*



This line?  Is this the line not to cross?  This one?   

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob reenters the thread and toys with crossing the line.*

Bob... you've never crossed the line. In fact, the line is still 60 yards in FRONT OF YOU and hidden behind another wall. You'll never cross the line.

[Bob]

Well, you just moved the line. 



I'm not fixing it.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DapperTornBluewhale-mobile.mp4

And I should have watched that mp4 to the end before posting it.

[perfect_pitch]

Bob... WHEN will you learn - you cannot embed MP4's. It can't be fixed. There is no fixing...

You JUST... CAN'T... embed MP4's on this forum.

[j_tour]

You JUST... CAN'T... embed MP4's on this forum.

Haven't you ever heard of the power of positive thinking?

[perfect_pitch]

Haven't you ever heard of the power of positive thinking?

So, you expect Bob to stare at his computer screen for hours and hours, in the hopes that somehow his idiotic staring can change the coding of the forums programming???

[that would be funny as hell]

Try it J_Tour... stare at that screen and show us who's boss.

[j_tour]

Try it J_Tour... stare at that screen and show us who's boss.

Boss this, mf!

[perfect_pitch]

Well, to those in America who are just waking up...

[j_tour]