Last post wins!!!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

Well, what can we say - the internet is powerful but there are so many things we can found on it.

The internet is powerful, just look at the novel ways to learn your ABCs.

[perfect_pitch]

Geez... I know this might come across as slightly racist, but there used to be a couple of aboriginals around my property when I first moved into my house who would SWEAR like sailors, cursing each other at the top of their lungs, pissed out their brains... however their alphabet went something like this...

A is for 'Arsehole'
B is for 'Bastard'
C is for '........'

Obviously not all aboriginals are like this, but the ones that are... don't paint the others in a good light.

[lostinidlewonder]

I have one good friend that I've known for decades who is Aboriginal, she detests the drunks that give her mob a bad name. It is a vicious circle though that is difficult to break and the majority of us white Aussies don't really make it any easier for them!

There was a family of like 15 that lived across the road from one of my houses years ago, I'd go over there and give them all my spare food that I had left over at least once a week. Once I organsed a huge community BBQ and came home with a lot of leftovers over 100 sausages etc, gave it all to them and they invited their extended family over for a feast haha! At least it didn't go to waste! When I first went over there I think they thought I poisoned the food or something cos what is a white person doing being friendly to them?? lol.

[perfect_pitch]

When I first went over there I think they thought I poisoned the food or something cos what is a white person doing being friendly to them??

Well... they do think the Government is trying to wipe them out with the COVID vaccine... so I wouldn't be surprised.

[j_tour]

[Bob]

I only looked at the last post... which is also a fact. 

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

[lostinidlewonder]

If you're lying and you know it clap your hands.

If you're lying and you know it clap your hands.

If you're lying and you know it then you really ought to show it.

If you're lying and you know to clap your hands.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

If you're lying and you know it clap your hands.

How do you clap your hands... BLOODY HELL, HOW DO YOU DO IT GOD DAMNIT!!!

Ohhh wait, there's a wiki page. Let me just see here

https://www.wikihow.com/Clap-Your-Hands

[scrolls through vociferously]



Ahhh... too much work.

[lostinidlewonder]

Or you can clap in someone face like this, although it's considered naughty lol. Although.... it's far better than giving someone the clap. 

[perfect_pitch]

Isn't it great when karma bites someone on the arse after they act like a turd.

Makes me smile every time. Everyone knows you do NOT f*** with Flight attendants.

[j_tour]

Everyone knows you do NOT f*** with Flight attendants.

FTFY. 

Now that's a true fact.

Although.... it's far better than giving someone the clap.

False.  If it's an enemy, it's completely appropriate.

[lostinidlewonder]

False.  If it's an enemy, it's completely appropriate.

False, you merely stab enemy to death and hide body, but that is given you have a lot of enemies which then means there a problem with yourself

[perfect_pitch]

False, you merely stab enemy to death and hide body, but that is given you have a lot of enemies which then means there a problem with yourself

Yes, but then there's the worrying about whether you dump it down a manhole and hope the sewer gates eat the evidence before its discovered, or feed it to a bunch of pigs and hope the farmer doesn't realise what their eating.

If you try and dismember the body, then there's bloody and bits of cartilage going everywhere - and that could potentially leave incriminating evidence behind. Even a speck of blood can prove guilt in a manner worth taking to court.

Then you have to clean the bone saw you used to cut the poor sod into pieces and again - that's more effort than it's worth.

The best revenge is living well.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Meh - fencing is boring. You can't even stab someone with those bloody things.

Now THIS:

THAT'S EXCITING!!! Two men enter, two men leave... one of them in a body bag.

[j_tour]

The best revenge is living well.

The best revenge is revenge, is I think how the saying goes.

[perfect_pitch]

Well... they do say "If you seek revenge, remember to dig 2 graves".

One for your enemy and one for...



...your enemys 'second in command'.   

[Bob]

"Maximus!  Maximus!  Maximus!"   



Just looked at imdb.  It looks like he was 54 when he got fat.  Only took two years.  That's a bit scary though.

[j_tour]

Well... they do say "If you seek revenge, remember to dig 2 graves".

What's this "two graves" mincing around? 

Dig a mass grave for the whole family and all known associates! 

It's tradition!

[perfect_pitch]

What's this "two graves" mincing around? 

Dig a mass grave for the whole family and all known associates! 

Yeah, but who has the effort to dig that big a hole. You'll do your back in.

[Bob]

[j_tour]

Yeah, but who has the effort to dig that big a hole. You'll do your back in.

Pro tip:  make them dig it.

And pour encourager les autres, give a good scream every once in a while.

=82

[perfect_pitch]

Pro tip:  make them dig it.

And pour encourager les autres, give a good scream every once in a while.

[j_tour]

This last expired girlfriend wakes up to the screaming of the lambs with every text I make.

[perfect_pitch]

This last expired girlfriend wakes up to the screaming of the lambs with every text I make.

Expired??? I dare to ask what you mean by the fact that she is 'expired'

[j_tour]

Expired??? I dare to ask what you mean by the fact that she is 'expired'

[perfect_pitch]

I don't get it - did you somehow fill her with sawdust and keep her remains preserved so you could use her like a puppet???

[lostinidlewonder]

Memento Mori


https://www.bygonely.com/creepy-victorian-era/

[j_tour]

I don't get it - did you somehow fill her with sawdust and keep her remains preserved so you could use her like a puppet???

All right, enough of your daft commentary.  What else is "ex" in this usage supposed to indicate?  Ex-communicated?  Ex parte?  ἔκστασις?  "Ex-" as a meaningful token probably means it takes the ablative case, so, motions away from and a bunch of other metonymic or metaphoric usages.

Ex.  Ex for expired.

Sawdust indeed.  I keep my meat puppets fresh.

[Bob]

Meanwhile... 

[perfect_pitch]

All right, enough of your daft commentary.  What else is "ex" in this usage supposed to indicate?  Ex-communicated?  Ex parte?  ἔκστασις?  "Ex-" as a meaningful token probably means it takes the ablative case, so, motions away from and a bunch of other metonymic or metaphoric usages.

Ex.  Ex for expired.

As in expired... as in no longer on this mortal plain???

[j_tour]

As in expired... as in no longer on this mortal plain???

I should be so lucky.

[perfect_pitch]

Glad we got that cleared up.

[j_tour]

Glad we got that cleared up.

Yeah.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

[Bob]

[j_tour]

Steve Jobs was a total fruit...arian.

I bet that iPiano doesn't even burn if you pour gasoline on it and strike a match.  Very disappointing.

[perfect_pitch]

Is it meant to only have one key or something? I saw the single pedal which is disgusting.

[j_tour]

Is it meant to only have one key or something? I saw the single pedal which is disgusting.

I think you're exaggerating for effect the horror of a single pedal.  Back when I was playing out more with my own gear, just a sustain pedal was fine.  Plus an expression pedal next to it for the portable Hammond organ.  Hell, I sold the original sustain pedal for the Fender Rhodes piano from 1976 because I never used it.

The one key/button is perfect, though:  it's just like having an iGirlfriend.  Simple to operate, if a bit dull, but it should get the job done!

Finger pedalling!  And one well-defined pitch!  What could go wrong?

[perfect_pitch]

It's boring... that's what. Someone already tried a one note piano. It did not go well.

[j_tour]

It's boring... that's what.

What?

[perfect_pitch]

What?

Yeah, my point exactly. I'm pretty sure you remember how that movie played out when things were boring.

[j_tour]

Yeah, my point exactly. I'm pretty sure you remember how that movie played out when things were boring.

No.

[perfect_pitch]

Well, they all have a lovely singing along, as they drink sangria and postulate about the happy memories they had on their 'vacation'.

I think Jack Nicholson also does a musical number at the end.

[j_tour]

I think Jack Nicholson also does a musical number at the end.

Yeah, that was a real good movie part in there.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, that was a real good movie part in there.

What did you think of his tap dance routine as well???