Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

What did you think of his tap dance routine as well???

It sucks.

Jack Nicholson is a poor excuse for a dancer.  Ain't no Martha Graham.

[perfect_pitch]

Well, I can't believe that this thread has hit 14K posts. Quite a record.

Normally I'd love to leave it there and have the thread end in a nice round number, but I'm too selfish. Here's to post 14,001.

[lelle]

Could this possibly be the longest thread in the forum? Why yes it is!

14 002

[j_tour]

Here's to post 14,001.

14001?  That's bush league.  14K is the number, and I claimed it, mf!  One could buy two or three nice watches if that number were expressed in US dollars.

That's right!  Drink it in!

[perfect_pitch]

14001?  That's bush league.  14K is the number, and I claimed it, mf!  One could buy two or three nice watches if that number were expressed in US dollars.

Funny that - if it were expressed in total bitcoins, you could buy a small island. If you express it in Italian Lira - you could get yourself a Beer.

Life is funny.

[j_tour]

Funny that - if it were expressed in total bitcoins, you could buy a small island. If you express it in Italian Lira - you could get yourself a Beer.

I prefer it expressed in Wesley Willises. 

Accuracy counts.

[perfect_pitch]

Accuracy counts.

Yeah, yeah - I know how to make pool shots for goodness sake. I've been in plenty of bars... and slept in plenty of bars... and slept on pool tables in plenty of bars.

Your point being?

[Bob]

*Bob attempts to drive everyone away.* 

[j_tour]

Your point being?

You all ain't got the winning touch.

Follow, stun, then draw.  Only verbs one needs to know in life.

[perfect_pitch]

I mean, it's funny how the saying 'Only in America' is used. Never 'only in Irag', or 'only in Zimbabwe'.

That must be because you Americans are *** bonkers.

[j_tour]

That must be because you Americans are *** bonkers.

Uh-huh.  Sure.

[perfect_pitch]

Uh-huh.  Sure.

Well... you elected Donald Trump as President; gave the role of Governor to a movie star who starred in several very cheesy and pitifully bad movies, you house one of the worst serial killers of all time, and your country is full of people who believe the Earth is 6,000 years old and in the shape of a flat disc, and that alien hosts live inside people and will one day return them to their alien home planet.

Where else but...





Where they can't even pronounce or spell their own DAMN COUNTRY'S NAME RIGHT!!!

[j_tour]

Well... you elected

And elected him out.  Scott Morrison.  You got bogans by the truckload, and you know it.

Here, go play with this shard of sharp plastic.

and your country is full of people who believe the Earth is 6,000 years old and in the shape of a flat disc, and that alien hosts live inside people and will one day return them to their alien home planet.

Where else but...

France?  Maybe you're not big on foreign affairs, but mostly 90% of developed nations' populations are ignorant fools, mostly by "virtue" of spite or malice.

[perfect_pitch]

And elected him out.  Scott Morrison.  You got bogans by the truckload, and you know it.

Hey... we at least voted in a politician to a position of leadership. You guys voted a businessman who's been bankrupt... twice I believe???

It's not fair to compare Trump to Morrison. Morrison is a dumbarse who grins for the camera, says all the right things but doesn't lift a finger to follow through. He doesn't give a sh*t about climate change, women in politics (or their safety), or the integrity and assurance that bribes aren't being offered left, right and bloody centre... and is a lying sack of sh*t.

The difference is Morrison doesn't have access to guns, and he's not a complete lunatic who believes armed guards should patrol every school in America.

[j_tour]

Hey... we at least voted in a politician to a position of leadership.

[perfect_pitch]

I've never really listened to the music of Sting... so I can't really give him any sh*t.

I'll give you a pass on any insults today J_Tour.

[j_tour]

I'll give you a pass on any insults today J_Tour.

Well, bless your heart.  Aren't you just a precious one!

[perfect_pitch]

Well, bless your heart.  Aren't you just a precious one!

Yeah, sorry - but I'm a bit like Jekyll and Hyde... On Tuesday I was feeling like a lovely person - patient, kind and pleasant.

Today, I'm a complete and utter bastard... so screw your kindness.  I win... that's all I have to say.

 

[j_tour]

There will be no winning. 

This begins the descent into the maelstrom.

[perfect_pitch]

That's the picture you use??? I'll admit its sexy, but there's not much winning in that movie... EVER.

Think of me like Donnie Yen... and you're that other guy who gets his butt whooped. 

[j_tour]

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Willy Wonka... wasn't he involved in a class action suit for not properly paying minimum wages to his employees???

[j_tour]

Willy Wonka... wasn't he involved in a class action suit for not properly paying minimum wages to his employees???

No.  He was charged and convicted of murder after a jury decided that a dingo did not eat that employee. 

He was later exonerated, and was the featured subject of at least one mainstream movie production.

[perfect_pitch]

No.  He was charged and convicted of murder after a jury decided that a dingo did not eat that employee. 

He was later exonerated, and was the featured subject of at least one mainstream movie production.

[j_tour]

Yes, really.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, really.

TOUGH!!!



You could have kept with the Gene Wilder theme... but you had to go off on a tangent, didn't you???

[lostinidlewonder]

[Bob]

Really?

[perfect_pitch]

[img0]https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/5/5f/Jul01harris01_hitn.jpg[/img]

HEY - Don't look at me like that, Ed Harris... I didn't steal your cocaine.

Bob did.

[j_tour]

but you had to go off on a tangent, didn't you???

No I didn't.  You did.

[perfect_pitch]

No I didn't.  You did.

No... you posted an image of Gary Oldman. You broke the chain... you lose.

[j_tour]

No...

Yes, you did.

[perfect_pitch]

Nuh-uh

(This is a low point for me - the only video I could find like this was my fricking pony for christ sake. What have I become?!?)

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

What have I become?!?

Thread loser.  Mr. Cue Sports Expert, play my current girlfriend.  14.1, 10-ball, 9-ball, one-pocket, snooker, whatever.

You will perish!

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

play my current girlfriend.

I'd say thank you for the invitation, but not only has the performance been, the encores died away eventually and the show is over - we've moved on as well.

We played many things...

[j_tour]

We played many things...

Fine.  Then strap on the pants of shame!

[perfect_pitch]

Anyone have any creative ideas about what to do about Jehovah's witnesses who keep posting crap and shoving it in your mailbox??? I have their address, phone number and one of their names so I'm curious as to the best way to give them a taste of their own medicine???

Looking for the most interesting answer.

[j_tour]

I have their address, phone number and one of their names so I'm curious as to the best way to give them a taste of their own medicine???

Send a Ouija board with letters spelling out "Beelzebub" outlined by scorched rings.  And a note saying "We have chosen you."

[perfect_pitch]

Not the worst idea... but I'm looking for a low cost idea that doesn't cost me any money.

My latest thought is spamming their mobile by signing them up to as many SMS newsletters as I possibly can. I've only a found a few so far that I've subscribed to - but I want to take it to the next level.

[lostinidlewonder]

Maybe put on your mailbox a bloody goats head with a pentagram etched into it?

[j_tour]

My latest thought is spamming their mobile by signing them up to as many SMS newsletters as I possibly can. I've only a found a few so far that I've subscribed to - but I want to take it to the next level.

Yes.  I actually have a similar hobby, but directed to one individual and not a group.

There is a product known far and wide as a "feminine tightening cream."  (I preserve the dignity of the forum by witholding further details).  Having the subject's e-mail address, as well as phone number, as well as physical address, as well as knowing where and when she works, it was easy to subscribe to any number of fine purveyors of such a salve.  Gratis.

Many fine catalogues and possibly free samples of this ludicrous but necessary product should be finding their destination over the next few months.

Don't want to shoot my wad too much, too quick, you know.  Savor every small jab at a "person"'s self-respect. 

I don't know if Jehovah's Witnesses or whatever are the crying type, but you just need a small little angle, an insight into the insecurity of a group, then exploit it without mercy.

However, there's a difference in that my subject also knows where I live, and she once had a key to my front door (was returned, but, still).  And she knows where I work and when, and what car I drive, etc.  Are you willing to go all the way?  That's the question! 

My latest thought is spamming their mobile by signing them up to as many SMS newsletters as I possibly can.

Oh, also, intelligenti pauca:  it is trivially easy to send SMS texts from any number of random telephone numbers, with complete anonymity. 

Google Voice is a good option, but it requires verification on a known-good non-VOIP phone number, so you're limited to how many SIM cards you have or burner phones.  I have a dozen Google Voice numbers, but I just got a bunch of friends/family/random people at the bar to let me use their number for verification codes.

However, there are many online free providers of anonymous SMS that will do the trick.  Should the JWs become wise and block incoming SMS texts from a given number.

[Bob]

Meanwhile...

[perfect_pitch]

Yes.  I actually have a similar hobby, but directed to one individual and not a group. Are you willing to go all the way?  That's the question!

Oh, also, intelligenti pauca:  it is trivially easy to send SMS texts from any number of random telephone numbers, with complete anonymity. 

Google Voice is a good option, but it requires verification on a known-good non-VOIP phone number, so you're limited to how many SIM cards you have or burner phones.  I have a dozen Google Voice numbers, but I just got a bunch of friends/family/random people at the bar to let me use their number for verification codes.

However, there are many online free providers of anonymous SMS that will do the trick.  Should the JWs become wise and block incoming SMS texts from a given number.

Mmmm... I'm going to look into this further. I mght stumble into the mall and enter a LARGE number of free raffles and giveways and jot down their number, address and names. See where the world takes me.

[j_tour]

The MMS text I repeatedly send to an enemy.

[perfect_pitch]

Interesting... I was also thinking 'lemon party' but I don't want my google search results skewed by typing that in.

[j_tour]

Interesting... I was also thinking 'lemon party' but I don't want my google search results skewed by typing that in.

Never type Gogol.   

[perfect_pitch]