Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

I don't care - I have a post from the year 2,000,000,000, so 7 months in comparison is PIDDLY!!!



Read it and weep. I believe the above is the equivalent of having a Royal flush... and you only have three of a kind.

 

[j_tour]

the above is the equivalent of having a Royal flush... and you only have three of a kind.

[lostinidlewonder]

Read it and weep. I believe the above is the equivalent of having a Royal flush... and you only have three of a kind.

Well mine is based in reality, if we want to introduce fantasy then you win lo0ol.

[perfect_pitch]

Read the timestamp...

I win.

You're just jealous that you didn't think of it first.

[lostinidlewonder]

I put you directly in jail for fraud, do not pass Go, do not collect $200. I wonder what j_tour has to say about community chests?

[perfect_pitch]

Screw you - I'm collecting my *** money.

[j_tour]

I wonder what j_tour has to say about community chests?

I have ONE thing to say about so-called "community" chests.

Isn't such a thing.  They all belong to me.  The healthy, ample ones, of course.  Preferably with a pinkish hue.

[perfect_pitch]

I have ONE thing to say about so-called "community" chests.

Isn't such a thing.  They all belong to me.

Your inevitable defeat in due time will taste like the sweetest wine.

I still got my $200. I wonder what I'm going to buy with it?

[lostinidlewonder]

I still got my $200. I wonder what I'm going to buy with it?

Sorabji scores?

[ranjit]

.

[j_tour]

You all want to score some Sxrxbjx?

All right, my man.  You see that cat standing over by the schwarma shop looking at his phone?

His name Li'l H. 

You tell him JT sent you over to pick up two bills of S.

[perfect_pitch]

Sorabji scores?

Please... I'm looking to buy something WORTHWHILE with the money. If I wanted to piss it all away, I'd order $200 worth of beer... and... literally piss it away.   

[j_tour]

and... literally piss it away.   

There's always "Tchaikovsky."   "He" wrote lots of tepid "music" for little people.

Or you could join the Industrial Workers of the World and get a neat circular every month or whenever.

[perfect_pitch]

Or you could join the Industrial Workers of the World and get a neat circular every month or whenever.

I could join millions of Americans and get myself a subscription to:



Given how the world is going to hell, seems like one of those could be handy very soon.

[lostinidlewonder]

Yes you can throw the magazines at crazy people and attempt to cause paper cuts, or at least get the corner of the mag to hit them in the eye.

[perfect_pitch]

Have you seen 'They Boys'? Fantastic bloody show. Can't believe they have a psychokinetic GERBIL!!!

*** hilarious. Most irreverent thing I've seen in a long while.

[j_tour]

You people have Sorabji taste.

Should be ashamed of yourselves.

Also, Bob.  Where is Bob? 

[perfect_pitch]

You people have Sorabji taste.

SSSSSHHHHH, you're not meant to say it out loud.

[lostinidlewonder]

j_tour died lol.

[perfect_pitch]

j_tour died lol.

And then there were 2...





1 who will inevitably win, and some sucker named lostinidlewonder.   

[lostinidlewonder]

ahh but I am beyond this game since I am the one who rolled the snowball down the hill, whoever it splats into doesn't matter to me 

[perfect_pitch]

ahh but I am beyond this game since I am the one who rolled the snowball down the hill, whoever it splats into doesn't matter to me 

Well... it won't be me.

[j_tour]

Just was drying my hair.

[perfect_pitch]

What in the holy hell *** is that??? That surely can't be real.

[j_tour]

What in the holy hell *** is that??? That surely can't be real.

Oh.  Did I say "drying my hair"?  I meant someody else's.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh.  Did I say "drying my hair"?  I meant someody else's.

And were they aware you were drying their hair? Did you have their permission - do you have it in writing?

Or was it one of those moments where you're caught in the ladies bedroom blowing on their hair as they sleep, until they wake up and punch you in the face, screaming 'get the f*** out of my building you creep'

[j_tour]

And were they aware you were drying their hair? Did you have their permission - do you have it in writing?

Or was it one of those moments where you're caught in the ladies bedroom blowing on their hair as they sleep, until they wake up and punch you in the face, screaming 'get the f*** out of my building you creep'

Yes.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes.

[j_tour]

Is it?

[lostinidlewonder]

Stop sitting at the piano wrong.

[lostinidlewonder]

lol j_tour you win the prize for shortest lived win, 13 seconds ahha

[perfect_pitch]

OH WOW - I haven't laughed that hard in a long while.

Also, J_Tour has had that prize for over a year and a half now, and it was a LOT smaller than 13 seconds.

[j_tour]

Whatever you say.  I know lady's best friend, fool.

[lostinidlewonder]

When did you get out of jail??? Get back in there fraudster!!

At least this 13 seconds wasn't intended, not trying hard like some people haha


.

.... it was a LOT smaller than 13 seconds.

That's what she said....

[perfect_pitch]

At least this 13 seconds wasn't intended, not trying hard like some people haha

You're just jealous that I hold the record for quickest reply.

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

That does not look like the face of a winner...

 

[lostinidlewonder]

This doesn't look like the clap of a winner.

[perfect_pitch]

That's because I didn't clap. You didn't deserve it.

[j_tour]

You both have the clap, you disease-riddled Charlie Sheens.

[lostinidlewonder]

That's because I didn't clap. You didn't deserve it.

Eww don't give me the clap.

You both have the clap, you disease-riddled Charlie Sheens.

You can't get it twice, unless you do something really good, sometimes a standing ovation!

[perfect_pitch]

Eww don't give me the clap.

I'll give you credit - that was a good comeback, well done.



And anyway, I'm sure you have gonorrhoea to deal with, and who the hell would want both at the same time.

[j_tour]

You can't get it twice, unless you do something really good, sometimes a standing ovation!

Oh, an expert!  How charming. 

[perfect_pitch]

Are you sure??? These days most 'influencers' seem to be getting millions of fans, and waves of adoration just showing their tits.

I actually dread what this current generation of kids who are hooked on whatsapp, instagram etc... are going to turn out like.

[j_tour]

I actually dread what this current generation of kids who are hooked on whatsapp, instagram etc... are going to turn out like.

Combination of socially inept, illiterate nerds and dweebs.

[perfect_pitch]

Combination of socially inept, illiterate nerds and dweebs.

[j_tour]

Cool!  So you therefore forfeit the thread!  I win!

[perfect_pitch]

I said I don't want to live on this planet anymore... but it's the only one we currently have, so I'm stuck here.

Nice try, but you're never going to win. If you were holding onto the hope that somehow I was going to be leaving the stratosphere, then you are deeply mistaken.

[j_tour]

I said I don't want to live on this planet anymore... but it's the only one we currently have, so I'm stuck here

[perfect_pitch]

I think J_Tour is losing it... let me help.

Look at the pretty picture...



Feel the stress and anxiety melt away...