Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Mr. Jackson likes his job.  I can tell.

[Bob]

Heads up! 

[perfect_pitch]

Is it wrong that I almost shat myself laughing at that image??? I'm trying to figure the country it's from - China? North Korea?

[j_tour]

Is it wrong that I almost shat myself laughing at that image??? I'm trying to figure the country it's from - China? North Korea?

Indonesia, it appears.

[perfect_pitch]

I wonder if I can beat that...





[Note to self - do not ever again type in 'weird internet pictures' into Google].

I'll be back in a few hours after I've washed my eyes out with Whisky.

GOD-DAMNIT... Some images won't allow you to embed them, despite them being perfectly normal jpg images... This one will have to do then.   

[j_tour]

I wonder if I can beat that...

You cannot.  Although, your image made me laugh.

[perfect_pitch]

You cannot.  Although, your image made me laugh.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

About as legit as these bloody signs which appear EVERYWHERE...

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Don't look at me for an explanation - I failed Chemistry & Physics.

[j_tour]

Don't look at me for an explanation - I failed Chemistry & Physics.

[lostinidlewonder]

You failures don't even understand covalent bonding, begone the two of you!!!

[j_tour]

You failures don't even understand covalent bonding, begone the two of you!!!

Balance this equation!

[perfect_pitch]

Balance this equation![/font]

But what if you want a puppy instead???

[j_tour]

But what if you want a puppy instead???

One cannot!

[perfect_pitch]

DAMNIT... it took me a couple of reads before I got that. Very nice...

Here's another... only because Blasphemy is fun.

[j_tour]

Eat it!

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... I've always wanted to try cannibalism. Looks interesting...

At the same time though, I've always maintained it's the only way to curb Americas overcrowded prison systems. I mean, you imagine a TV show where you have 1000 inmates, all left to defend for themselves without food or water... and the last man alive is given his freedom; it wouldn't be long before a few serial killers end up looking tasty. Get rid of the lifers, save taxpayers money.

Win-win.

[j_tour]

Thunderdome.  Two men enter, one man leaves.

Where is the dog's meat?

[perfect_pitch]

Seriously - they really need to make this forum more widescreen friendly. I mean, the actual site could almost fit on a 1280x____ screen, and nobodies used them since the early 2000's.

Seriously - look at this:

<snip, don't use profanity on the forums please>

[lostinidlewonder]

Failure circumvents the censor, you shall be put into the naughty corner!!

[perfect_pitch]

I'd say the censor failed to censor... so it's the censor who should sit in the naughty corner.

[j_tour]

I'd say the censor failed to censor... so it's the censor who should sit in the naughty corner.

Would you stop running your inkpen and/or mouth? 

You're disturbing the natives!

[perfect_pitch]

You keep pushing videos of Wesley Willis into this thread... but no one watches them.

Give up and take the hint.

[j_tour]

Give up and take the hint.

Shut up, nerd.

[perfect_pitch]

Bill Gates was a nerd...

Elon Musk was a nerd...

Lex Luther was a nerd...

[j_tour]

Elon Musk is retarded.

FTFY.  Now you're talking right, boy.

[perfect_pitch]

Really??? You want to go down that route of editing posts, just to make them say what you want them to say even though they never said it??? Okay... let's hop down the rabbit-hole.

Perfect Pitch should deservedly win, only because despite my numerous attempts to thwart him - he has dominated me at every turn and my inadequacies as a person have only been advertised the more he succeeds in winning this thread

That was fun.

[j_tour]

That was fun.

No it wasn't.

[perfect_pitch]

No it wasn't.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

That ain't terrifying...



THAT... is *** HAUNTING!!!

[crajojo]

Did I win? Yay!!! 

[j_tour]

Did I win? Yay!!! 

You win nothing!  Good day, sir!  I said good day!   

[perfect_pitch]

Did I win? Yay!!! 

[j_tour]

Bring the youngling, young padawan!

It will provide grist for the mill!

Precious!  Precious!

[perfect_pitch]

Damnit - I think I know that movie reference... but I can't quite name it off the top of my mind.

A hint???

[j_tour]

A hint???

Fair enough.  Feed you to the pigs, I will! 

[perfect_pitch]

God Damnit... I still have trouble placing it - it seems like a Guy Ritchie movie or something though... am I on the right track?

[j_tour]

God Damnit... I still have trouble placing it - it seems like a Guy Ritchie movie or something though... am I on the right track?

All signs point to YES! 

And yet you still lose the thread!

[perfect_pitch]

All signs point to YES! 

And yet you still lose the thread!

Well, now I win the thread... and also don't care anymore about who he is.

[j_tour]

Well, now I win the thread... and also don't care anymore about who he is.

What? 

[perfect_pitch]

What?

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

I extend the courtesy of inviting you to eat me.

[perfect_pitch]

I had a big dinner... so unfortunately, I'm full.

[j_tour]

I had a big dinner... so unfortunately, I'm full.

Well, then lick it!  No calories!

[perfect_pitch]

Well, then lick it!  No calories!

I tried that with a stick of butter... there WERE calories.



Brownie points if anyone can remember what happened in this episode of the Simpsons. If you don't know it - you clearly had a horrible childhood.