Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Whatever, pride boy.  You're slipping, kiddo.  A lot.  One of these days you're not going to make the gig, and we'll know the reason why! 

Soft.  Weak. 

Really??? You're going to try and taunt me with that weak bollocks? This thread has been going on almost 10 years and I'm still here. Even Bob seems to have bowed out of this thread leaving you, me and lostinidlewonder.

I like my bloody chances of winning this thread... they're probably higher than your cholesterol count.   

[j_tour]

Even Bob seems to have bowed out of this thread leaving you, me and lostinidlewonder.

Now you're talking sense, boy!  Kudos!

Tick tock!

[perfect_pitch]

Keep deluding yourself... I'm going to win this damn thread.

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

For all the tea in china it ain't, fellas.

Not gwine happen no how and no ways.

Y'all good and fixed and dressed and done for!

Boy howdy yeah, and yessirs, them is the facts.

[perfect_pitch]

Never gets old that clip...

[j_tour]

Bunch of Ernest Borgnines over there.

Tcheh. 

Music performance is a young person's game.

Point final, putain de merde.

[perfect_pitch]

Music performance is a young person's game.

I'm not the one who is usually posting pictures and memes from the first half of the 20th century.

I am young, my heart is strong and I will stand over your cold dead corpse yelling...

[j_tour]

I'm not the one who is usually posting pictures and memes from the first half of the 20th century.

I am young, my heart is strong and I will stand over your cold dead corpse yelling...

You're weak!   

That's what with the young kids these days.

Great out of the gate, but no stamina!

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

What you call "Hell," Rambo calls home!

Ain't no sleeping on this bus, sweethearts!

[perfect_pitch]

Ahhh - the one hit wonder of the Beastie Boys. Clearly they weren't famous enough to become the Beastie Men...

...actually, that sounds wrong. Forget I said that.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

That's a terrible gif... you can't even understand what it is he's meant to be saying... unless you're a lip reader, and I sure as hell ain't one.

[j_tour]

That's a terrible gif... you can't even understand what it is he's meant to be saying... unless you're a lip reader, and I sure as hell ain't one.

Well then you ain't much good for nothing, is you?

[perfect_pitch]

Name me a time in your life when lip reading has been an incredible asset and skill to have???

And for the record, "watching a movie without the volume up because your TV remote was broken" is not a worthy excuse.

[j_tour]

Name me a time in your life when lip reading has been an incredible asset and skill to have???

So I can find out what people across the room or street are saying about me.

I know they're saying things about me.

But I'm on to their little ruse.

I'll find out!

Shut up!  No!  Shut up!  It isn't true!  Stop it!  I can't!  No!  Stop reading my mind!  You're spreading lies!

All of you!  I can see what you're up to!  I can read your mouth holes, busters!  I can so!  No I didn't!  I saw that!

[perfect_pitch]

So I can find out what people across the room or street are saying about me.

I know they're saying things about me.

[j_tour]

https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/3840x2160/7034997-Aleatha-Romig-Quote-Just-because-you-re-paranoid-doesn-t-mean.jpg

What if I already failed one?

Much like you embedFailed?

What if there really are alien parasites in my blood and the Space Laser is activating the chip to remove water from my blood?

If it were true, then one would be a fool not to take action. 

It's really down to Pascal's Wager. 

You know I'm right.

[perfect_pitch]

Seems this forum doesn't sometimes like links with https in them. Fixed it.
That's not an embedding fail - thats a site limitation. Like how you can't embed MP4 files (as Bob demonstrated numerous times in the past).

What if I already failed one?

That would not surprise me in the slightest.

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

Who cares what some shrivelled up jedi thinks?

Just like Yoda, you're old, wrinkled and useless - biding time until you ultimately die.

[lostinidlewonder]

Yoda lived till 900 so you lose.

[perfect_pitch]

Yoda could barely speak English with the correct use of grammar. Frankly I'd rather bow out before I get so senile that I forget how to construct a sentence.

[lostinidlewonder]

Ah but those who make fun of others who speak poor English can't even speak more than one language themselves so they are losers.

[j_tour]

Ah but those who make fun of others who speak poor English can't even speak more than one language themselves so they are losers.

What?  That's a twisted sentence if I ever done seen one.

I can't allow it, but nulla pśna sine lege, I guess.

You should be ashamed of yourself, though.

[lostinidlewonder]

The logic is undeniable, resistance is futile, you will be assimulated.

[perfect_pitch]

Ah but those who make fun of others who speak poor English can't even speak more than one language themselves so they are losers.

Most of the people whose English skills are poor are generally uneducated and still can't speak more than one language themselves, so your logic is flawed, and your insult is baseless.

Nice try though.

[lostinidlewonder]

Who is trying?? If you spoke like Yoda you obviously speak another language, his sentence structure is like the Hawaiian language. So you still lose.

[j_tour]

There you people go again.  Poncing up the place with a bunch of nonsense.

[lostinidlewonder]

Eye care, who cares? I care.

[perfect_pitch]

There you people go again.  Poncing up the place with a bunch of nonsense.

Hey... don't you talk to Lostinidlewonder like that... he may ponce up the place, but he adds a bit of class.

 

(Deflection is a beautiful thing)

[lostinidlewonder]

Ponce??

INFORMAL•BRITISH
a man who lives off a prostitute's earnings

What do you two know about that? 

[j_tour]

Ponce??

INFORMAL•BRITISH
a man who lives off a prostitute's earnings

What do you two know about that? 

You people need some more practice time. 

Here's some inspiration.

[perfect_pitch]

You people need some more practice time. 

Here's some inspiration.

I'd rather exercise my mind, than my fingers from time to time; for example, me imagining all of Piano Street bowing down to me after winning this thread.

[j_tour]

I'd rather exercise my mind, than my fingers from time to time; for example, me imagining all of Piano Street bowing down to me after winning this thread.

Yeah, I bet you have a rich imagination filled with images of men kneeling before you. 

[lostinidlewonder]

Yes, with their mouths full... of praise.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, with their mouths full... of praise.

Considering you're the one who said it - I think that speaks volumes of you, more than it does me.

[j_tour]

Considering you're the one who said it - I think that speaks volumes of you, more than it does me.

I don't even know what you people are talking about.

Laissez les bons temps rouler, I guess.

I think finger and hand work would be in order for a few of you.  Self-applied, of course.

[perfect_pitch]

I think finger and hand work would be in order for a few of you.  Self-applied, of course.

I know someone who is fluent in sign language... although all she does is spell E & G over and over again, pointing with her G hand towards her E hand, repeatedly.

Don't know what she's trying to spell but she does it all the time.

[lostinidlewonder]

Considering you're the one who said it - I think that speaks volumes of you, more than it does me.

What did you say? Stop talking with your mouth full. So rude.

[lostinidlewonder]

I don't even know what you people are talking about.

Laissez les bons temps rouler, I guess.

I think finger and hand work would be in order for a few of you.  Self-applied, of course.

Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

[j_tour]

The sensation can resemble burning, but I urge you to give it a go.

In the not-winning corner, that is.

Don't touch the walls, though.

[perfect_pitch]

Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

I'll give you credit since you quoted The Simpsons.

Always a class act. Very impressed with you.

[j_tour]

What is with you people and your damned Simpsons cartoons?  It's like a fetish or something.

Stop it!

[perfect_pitch]

What is with you people and your damned Simpsons cartoons?  It's like a fetish or something.

Stop it!

You realise that the Simpsons episodes contain some beautiful words of wisdom, especially if you listen carefully.

Here's some inspiration for you J_Tour in regards to you trying your best to win this thread:

(right in the butt)     

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

And this is the story of how the first avian sexual assault case started...

Sick pregnant dog - feeling up defenceless poor owls.

[j_tour]

feeling up defenceless poor owls.

Defenceless?  Vicious raptors, swift, silent, voracious, and without fear.

[perfect_pitch]

Yep... undeniable killing machines, intent on slashing, and feasting on your corpse...