Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Well, if that's how you use a revolver J_Tour - you're SCREWED when the zombie apocalypse comes along.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Oh don't worry - I don't think any of us assumed you were merry. Given how dark some of your posts have been, I would have said disturbed... or mental... or brooding.

...but never merry.

[j_tour]

Given how dark some of your posts have been, I would have said disturbed... or mental... or brooding.

...but never merry.

Well, here's the thing.  When I heard the rock tune "Velcro Fly," I thought I needed one, for the enjoyment of all.

However, I bought the wrong kind of hook-and-loop fastener.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm not even going to ask for what purpose you would need that...

[j_tour]

I'm not even going to ask for what purpose you would need that...

[perfect_pitch]

And exactly who is this Pat Martino... and why should I care?

[lostinidlewonder]

Visit a vivisectionist, very vilifying. Help you......w......in.....th....r...rr.......E......ad...ah....an....an..   ...Nd....sp...eak  .with  ......d....r..oo......l.

[j_tour]

Both of you are on notice.

Completely unacceptable and callous disregard for human life.

I'd suspected as much, but now it is confirmed.

The sentence?  Sxrxbjx.  Times a million.

[perfect_pitch]

Both of you are on notice.

Completely unacceptable and callous disregard for human life.

I'd suspected as much, but now it is confirmed.

You've known that for years - you clearly were just in denial about it. I can't help you with that.

Anyway, human evolution is always about self-preservation.

[j_tour]

You've known that for years - you clearly were just in denial about it. I can't help you with that.

Anyway, human evolution is always about self-preservation.

OK.  S8r8b8j8 it is, Mister Man!

[perfect_pitch]

OK.  S8r8b8j8 it is, Mister Man!

You realise that for the first time in ages, you forgot to use your idiotic courier new font upon typing your post???

I'm starting to wear you down.

[lostinidlewonder]

I'm starting to wear you down.

Like a merkin.

[j_tour]

You realise that for the first time in ages, you forgot to use your idiotic courier new font upon typing your post???

No I didn't.

Wears the soap, much?

Yes, it does.

[perfect_pitch]

Thought I'd post this to cheer you up J_Tour... hope you're not angry that you're slipping man...



You know I'm going to win this thread... just accept it and feel that weight come off your shoulders.

[j_tour]

You know I'm going to win this thread... just accept it and feel that weight come off your shoulders.

[lostinidlewonder]

Poor robot getting groped.

[j_tour]

 

[perfect_pitch]

[droprenstein]

That's called a mirror.

[perfect_pitch]

That's called a mirror.

[j_tour]

[lostinidlewonder]

Arnold Wanker to be precise.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

Keep it up, short round!

You will perish!

[perfect_pitch]

The fact that we share 99.9% of our DNA with these people is the most tragic thing of all.

Amazing though how big a difference that 0.1% makes.

[j_tour]

Amazing though how big a difference that 0.1% makes.

I do not like monkeys.  For they are fierce and strong, and will bite and scratch.

[perfect_pitch]

I do not like monkeys.  For they are fierce and strong, and will bite and scratch.

You ever seen women in a cat fight... they do the same. Not that I'm comparing them to monkeys, but its primordial to use anything to overcome the enemy. Scratching, biting always inflicts pain upon your enemies.



One question - how in the hell does one find Middle C on that bloody thing... and just how many octaves does it have??? One could get dizzy playing the C Major scale ascending or descending too fast on that thing.

[lostinidlewonder]

The colored lights? 288 keys (24 octaves) comprised of four 72-note keyboard sections. This means you lose.

[frodo3]

The colored lights? 288 keys (24 octaves) comprised of four 72-note keyboard sections. This means you lose.

Pigeons' ability to hear extremely low-frequency infrasounds (as low as just 0.05 Hz) is second to none.

Researchers have discovered that the greater wax moth is capable of sensing sound frequencies of up to 300 kHz -- the highest recorded frequency sensitivity of any animal in the natural world.

Let’s do the math.  I’ll take your word that there are 24 octaves.

0.05 Hz*(2^24) = 838860 Hz = 838.9 kHz 

This keyboard will keep the pigeons and wax moths (and everyone in between) entertained with a little over an octave to spare! 

This means you lose. 

[droprenstein]

Pigeons' ability to hear extremely low-frequency infrasounds (as low as just 0.05 Hz) is second to none.

Researchers have discovered that the greater wax moth is capable of sensing sound frequencies of up to 300 kHz -- the highest recorded frequency sensitivity of any animal in the natural world.

Let’s do the math.  I’ll take your word that there are 24 octaves.

0.05 Hz*(2^24) = 838860 Hz = 838.9 kHz 

This keyboard will keep the pigeons and wax moths (and everyone in between) entertained with a little over an octave to spare! 

This means you lose. 

Well okay then?

[frodo3]

Well okay then?

Then you win!  Oh wait, you lose and I win!   

[droprenstein]

Then you win!  Oh wait, you lose and I win!   

I've already posted an infinite amount of time in the future. I perpetually win.

[perfect_pitch]

I've already posted an infinite amount of time in the future. I perpetually win.

No you haven't... I have.



Read the damn timestamp. You provide a picture of you winning after my date and timestamp... you get to claim that prize.

Till then... you ain't got sh*t on me, son.

[droprenstein]

There. Infinite.
I don't need months and years. On the infinite timescale, the very concept of months, years, and days becomes utterly pointless. The earth, which is the origin of those ideas, has been swallowed by the growing sun, followed by the remaining atoms being ripped into their elementary particles as the universe enters heat death. All one needs is infinity.

[lostinidlewonder]

Let’s do the math.  I’ll take your word that there are 24 octaves.

0.05 Hz*(2^24) = 838860 Hz = 838.9 kHz 

This keyboard will keep the pigeons and wax moths (and everyone in between) entertained with a little over an octave to spare! 

This means you lose. 

I didn't say it was 24 octaves of increasing frequency did i? I did mention the colored lights which repeat  and the 4 keyboard sections which logically suggests repetition in the frequency.
https://pianoarc.com/brock360/
Read the action part and begin to feel how much you lose.

You are losing very badly here.

[perfect_pitch]

There. Infinite.
I don't need months and years. On the infinite timescale, the very concept of months, years, and days becomes utterly pointless. The earth, which is the origin of those ideas, has been swallowed by the growing sun, followed by the remaining atoms being ripped into their elementary particles as the universe enters heat death. All one needs is infinity.

That is dodgy as hell. I didn't need photoshop to do that, so maybe you can try a little harder.

Your post is inadequate and doesn't truly satisfy the criteria. It's a nice attempt, but inferior to mine.

I perpetually win now. You cannot surpass the infinite.

Nice try - timestamp is still last weeks. You lose.

Meanwhile, I could do this winning all day. Again - 2 billion years in the future.

Do that without your god-damned photoshop.

[frodo3]

I didn't say it was 24 octaves of increasing frequency did i? I did mention the colored lights which repeat  and the 4 keyboard sections which logically suggests repetition in the frequency.
https://pianoarc.com/brock360/
Read the action part and begin to feel how much you lose.

You are losing very badly here.

Okay.  I'll accept your explanation.  But what about the pigeons and wax moths?  How will we entertain them?  And while your at it, why am I always last in line when I go to McDonalds drive thru?  There is always a big line in front of me when I order.  When I pick up my food, I look behind me and no one is there!   

[perfect_pitch]

I was just about to end the night with the win you bugger Frodo. Don't you have a volcano to throw the ring into? It's a long journey.

[lostinidlewonder]

Okay.  I'll accept your explanation.  But what about the pigeons and wax moths?  How will we entertain them?

[frodo3]

Very well.  This takes care of the pigeons and wax moths.  What about my McDonalds problem?  I'm not sure if you can do anything to help with this.

[lostinidlewonder]

You can always stay home and just eat lard out of a tub?

[frodo3]

You can always stay home and just eat lard out of a tub?

You appear to be suggesting that I change to living a healthy lifestyle.  You appear to suggest that I reduce my saturated fats, sugar and sodium and eat whole grains, fruits and vegetables along with lean meats and fish.  You may have just helped me with my McDonalds problem.  I thank you for all your help today with my various problems!

By the way - you lose again.  Sorry!   

P.S.  And tell perfect_pitch that he also lost.  Wait until he gets up from his nap though.

[lostinidlewonder]

I think it's not what one eats but how much of it.

PP is accustomed to losing, he is a loser after all, this thread is a trap to make us all losers, but at least we can be winners for a moment and look at all the losers around us, they are like ants!!! Look at those puny ants.

I got ants in my eyes.

[droprenstein]

That is dodgy as hell. I didn't need photoshop to do that, so maybe you can try a little harder.

Your post is inadequate and doesn't truly satisfy the criteria. It's a nice attempt, but inferior to mine.

Nice try - timestamp is still last weeks. You lose.

Wow; in your haste to prove me wrong, you quoted the wrong post. The post doesn't exist yet, I just proved that it will exist in an infinite amount of time by quoting the future post in the post that you quoted. And I hate to burst your bubble, but I don't have the attention span to photoshop anything.

Hi. It's me again, from an infinite amount of time in the future. Things are good here in the heat death universe. I don't need photoshop to win this thread. I like that you tried though. Now, you can all fight over second place while I take a standing power nap.

[perfect_pitch]

Any idiot can do that...

See???

But again... infinity isn't technically a date. Plus it's not a proper quote anyway. I at least programmed the site to recognise the post as being labelled 2 billion years in the future.

[droprenstein]

Any idiot can do that...

But again... infinity isn't technically a date. Plus it's not a proper quote anyway. I at least programmed the site to recognise the post as being labelled 2 billion years in the future.

You're right about a few things. Yes, it's not a date. I've already explained that the concept of dates breaks down after a certain time, because the origin of those ideas and anything associated with any form of dates has been destroyed. Even then, it's an infinite amount of every unit of time, so the fact that there is a date would inherently invalidate it as infinite time. July 22nd, ∞ can be followed by July 23rd, ∞, invalidating the infinity as a real part of the system by definition.
Who says it's not a "proper" quote? There are no rules telling what's a quote and what isn't. It's just an unconventional quote.
Yes, anyone can do it. Problem for you is, you can't beat me. You can only draw with me. You can never win. I am always at least tied for first.
Sometimes the simplest solution is the best.

[lostinidlewonder]

Copy pasting posts from the future means instant loss, see the op. So you merely are losing more than everyone else. Also no time travelling zone.

[perfect_pitch]

Copy pasting posts from the future means instant loss, see the op. So you merely are losing more than everyone else. Also no time travelling zone.

You're just jealous that you didn't think of my idea first. My original post from the future doesn't break that rule, so I still have the win.