Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

2) see below

Don't make me back-date your posts again, future boy!

Here, have a hug, and stop your sniffling.  You can win when I'm dead.

First decan Aries here:  I am far more competitive than you can possibly imagine, and I also don't molest collies.

[perfect_pitch]

Don't make me back-date your posts again, future boy!

Here, have a hug, and stop your sniffling.  You can win when I'm dead.

First decan Aries here:  I am far more competitive than you can possibly imagine, and I also don't molest collies.

The fact that you called me Future boy means that you know I've beaten you - I'll let that continue to fester in your brain.

I don't want a hug - I get enough from my AA meetings, and that joke about collies is such an 1980's joke but rather insulting.

They don't molest Collies...



...any more.

[j_tour]

I don't want a hug - I get enough from my AA meetings

Good to know.  But are your "group meetings" ordered by a judge? 

If not, epic fail!

Oh well.  There's always going for a ride.

[lostinidlewonder]

Good to know.  But are your "group meetings" ordered by a judge? 

If not, epic fail!

I hear he goes there to pick up.

[perfect_pitch]

Good to know.  But are your "group meetings" ordered by a judge? 

If not, epic fail!

Erm... I can't discuss the details pertaining to that matter as predicated by my lawyer, and the NDA I had to sign.

[j_tour]

I hear he goes there to pick up.

Surely to pick up handy tips and tricks for a healthier lifestyle.

Alcoholic chicks are not that good.  They are easy to "get to know," however!  Not really advised. 

[perfect_pitch]

Surely to pick up handy tips and tricks for a healthier lifestyle.

Alcoholic chicks are not that good.  They are easy to "get to know," however!  Not really advised. 

True... but my gosh - slip them a little gin in their soda and they get way too promiscuous.   

[j_tour]

True... but my gosh - slip them a little gin in their soda and they get way too promiscuous.   

No need:  they liquor up their own drinks.

Very difficult to control, but easy enough to "befriend."

Not recommended.

[perfect_pitch]

Not really - usually those at AA are trying to get good, and sober, and doing the right thing.

There's no fun there. Sometimes you need to tell them that it's a virgin Pina Colada they're drinking... even though you definitely poured a LOT of rum into their glass.

[j_tour]

Not really - usually those at AA are trying to get good, and sober, and doing the right thing.

There's no fun there. Sometimes you need to tell them that it's a virgin Pina Colada they're drinking... even though you definitely poured a LOT of rum into their glass.

Well, that's a rotten thing to do.

What if their freedom depends on passing detailed urine tests measuring ethanol metabolites? 

And, of course, anyone experienced can taste alcohol in a drink.

Powdered alprazolam is a safer choice.  It's slightly bitter, but easily concealed in a drink.

[perfect_pitch]

And, of course, anyone experienced can taste alcohol in a drink.

Powdered alprazolam is a safer choice.  It's slightly bitter, but easily concealed in a drink.

Yeah, but getting that in high quantities usually needs doctors certificates and that leaves a paper trailer, and evidence...

[j_tour]

Yeah, but getting that in high quantities usually needs doctors certificates and that leaves a paper trailer, and evidence...

"High quantities"?  Dude, just stick with one gal at a time.  It's the Cosby way.  Anyway, those kinds of medications are very common. 

So paranoid, man!  Take a chill pill.

[perfect_pitch]

You mean like... Alprazolam???

Nah, I'm not into that self-medicating crap. Whiskey is the hardest I'll go - I don't want pills messing with my mind.

[j_tour]

I don't want pills messing with my mind.

Right.

[perfect_pitch]

Please tell me that's not an image from Beverly Hills Cop??? You can't come up with a reference that's within the last 20 years???

Keep up with the times man. You're showing your age... or rather your inability to relate to the modern internet user... myself included.

[j_tour]

You're showing your age... or rather your inability to relate to the modern internet user... myself included.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Rummy.

[perfect_pitch]

I have endless patience... I teach 5 year olds how to play the piano.

[j_tour]

I teach 5 year olds how to play the piano.

And that's why you drink, and lose. 

Children are demons!  They must be extirpated!  Terrible small creatures!  They make a man crazy!  And they turn women into insufferable mothers.

Meanwhile men are handling your women with the business.

[perfect_pitch]

Children are demons!  They must be extirpated!  Terrible small creatures!  They make a man crazy!  And they turn women into insufferable mothers.

You used to be a child once... And while I'm sure you used to be a terrible small creature, now look at you.

You're a terrible large creature now.   

[j_tour]

You're a terrible large creature now.   

I was a great kid, full of boundless potential, loaded up with academic achievement from the earliest years.

Then I grew up and found that mercy is for the weak, and that winning is the only reward worth pursuing.

[perfect_pitch]

Then I grew up and found that mercy is for the weak, and that winning is the only reward worth pursuing.

How does your inability to win this thread make you feel then???

[j_tour]

How does your inability to win this thread make you feel then???

Like a kid opening gifts at xmas, since I just won.

[perfect_pitch]

Like a kid opening gifts at xmas, since I just won.

You're going to be disappointed when you open that gift at Christmas. You DO know it's not a real LP and that he doesn't actually sing.

Maybe that lump of coal you got is all the gift you need. Meanwhile, I'll take back the win.

[j_tour]

You're going to be disappointed when you open that gift at Christmas. You DO know it's not a real LP and that he doesn't actually sing.

Neil Connery sings like a bird!  An angelic bird.

Much better than Sam "Kangaroo Hunter" Elliott.

[perfect_pitch]

Neil Connery sings like a bird!  An angelic bird.

Who the *** is Neil Connery? Never heard of this Neil guy...

...and that is creepy as ***.

[j_tour]

...and that is creepy as ***.

[perfect_pitch]

And the creepy continues... While I know I can't match you in terms of creepiness, and weirdness - I can easily outmatch you in competitiveness, and my insatiable want to win everything.

[j_tour]

And the creepy continues... While I know I can't match you in terms of creepiness, and weirdness - I can easily outmatch you in competitiveness, and my insatiable want to win everything.

Uh huh.  Yeah.  Sure.

[perfect_pitch]

Time to fight fire with fire...

[j_tour]

That's the fighting spirit, champ!  Don't worry, boy:  just keep trying and someday you'll get there.

Big and strong, and ready to beat ... the world.  Just keep practicing.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't care about beating the world... all I care about is beating you...

...to a pulp...

...and drizzling your juices all over my face...

...like the predator...

...or an orange juice commercial.

[lostinidlewonder]

..drizzling your juices all over my face..

[perfect_pitch]

Crushing your skull in my hands, and having the blood ooze down my cheeks is not enough close to gay. In fact it's the absolute opposite... it's the most heterosexual thing a man can do.

[j_tour]

Crushing your skull in my hands, and having the blood ooze down my cheeks is not enough close to gay. In fact it's the absolute opposite... it's the most heterosexual thing a man can do.

Yeah, get mad Rocky!  Get mean mad!

Don't worry, little man:  you'll be fighting like a champ one of these days!

Here, have a snack with one of your oiled-up wrestling partners.  Oliver Reed would do it, but he's dead!

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, get mad Rocky!  Get mean mad!

I don't like to get mad... I like to get even.



Actually, no - *** that. I like to mother-*** win!!!

[j_tour]

I don't like to get mad... I like to get even.

Let me guess, cowboy:  in your younger days you went to the city and became a stud, right?  Only things weren't as expected.

Geez, what's with the old movie references?  Not everyone's a million years old like you. 

Freshen up, buttercup!  Go have a Star War or a Captain Wolverine Man or whatever.

[truecam]

Hi People? No, High People >:(

[perfect_pitch]

It's what I was taught in school... and I've never touched the stuff... but that's only because usually those that take drugs are dipshits who have failed miserably in life.

[j_tour]

Yep, safety first!

(cough....NARC....ahem).

[lostinidlewonder]

It's what I was taught in school... and I've never touched the stuff... but that's only because usually those that take drugs are dipshits who have failed miserably in life.

All those alcoholics and prescription drug addicts hog all the success!

[j_tour]

All those alcoholics and prescription drug addicts hog all the success!

Intoxicants, legal or otherwise, can present major difficulties for individuals, and pose significant risks to public health and and safety.

We must strive to be better.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

I said....strive to be BETTER!

[perfect_pitch]

I'm happy just the way I am.

Plus, just like time capsules, or dinosaur bones - eventually the past comes to be found.

[j_tour]

I'm happy just the way I am.

Good.  Me too.  Fried and done.  Like a chowder or a Carthaginian, is you.

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

You're out of your element.  What are you all nihilists or something?

[lostinidlewonder]

Haven't you heard of the song "Ash gets in your eyes"? It is a legendary jazz standard!!

[perfect_pitch]

You're out of your element.  What are you all nihilists or something?

Hell no, my mission in life is to win this thread. Everything else is meaningless - but this thread is what gives me PRIDE IN THE MORNING!!!

Also, how long are you going to post from Cris Shapan's images. You had some great ones... now they're getting lame.

[j_tour]

Hell no, my mission in life is to win this thread. Everything else is meaningless - but this thread is what gives me PRIDE IN THE MORNING!!!

Whatever, pride boy.  You're slipping, kiddo.  A lot.  One of these days you're not going to make the gig, and we'll know the reason why! 

Soft.  Weak.