Last post wins!!!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

Don't you have a screen full of falling dots you have to stare endlessly at?

 

Wow so tough, loser loses the post in many places and I win lol lol. Don't you have some arrangements to arrange?

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Huh, did someone say falling dots?

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah... let's see if this can be cobbled into a piece of music.     

[lostinidlewonder]

Looks like pps thought processes, white noise of confusion.

[perfect_pitch]

Looks like pps thought processes, white noise of confusion.

Maybe... but it's a step better than yours.

[lostinidlewonder]

Again confused thinking by you, I'm not a white male with a beard and all grey nor would I ever wear a blue shirt with such a horrible tie or look at a poorly drawn cloud with any interest.

[j_tour]

Some of you would make excellent cannon fodder.

I'd recommend it highly.

[perfect_pitch]

Some of you would make excellent cannon fodder.

I'd recommend it highly.

I definitely think Martin Sheen was a great actor... his son Charlie however was a huge twat.

[j_tour]

his son Charlie however was a huge twat.

Charlie Sheen was one of the greatest traitors to the Australian protectorate, and he will be forever known as the man who started the bush fires of late.

Paul Hogan suffocated Charlie Sheen in his hospital bed yesterday, and NSW courts declared it a mercy killing and instructed King Charles to knight Mr. Hogan. 

The reigning monarch of Australia declined to respond, and therefore an effigy of the reigning king of that nation was burned by an angry mob of several.

[perfect_pitch]

Charlie Sheen was one of the greatest traitors to the Australian protectorate, and he will be forever known as the man who started the bush fires of late.

Paul Hogan suffocated Charlie Sheen in his hospital bed yesterday, and NSW courts declared it a mercy killing and instructed King Charles to knight Mr. Hogan. 

The reigning monarch of Australia declined to respond, and therefore an effigy of the reigning king of that nation was burned by an angry mob of several.

Your creative writing classes are paying dividends...

On the other side of the coin however, your psychologist may find these deeply disturbing.

[j_tour]

Your creative writing classes are paying dividends...

On the other side of the coin however, your psychologist may find these deeply disturbing.

On the other hand, King Charles is delighted to have been given a positive mention.

[perfect_pitch]

On the other hand, King Charles is delighted to have been given a positive mention.

It's amazing he's been given a positive anything... poor sap waited in line for that crown for how many decades?

[j_tour]

It's amazing he's been given a positive anything... poor sap waited in line for that crown for how many decades?

Paul Hogan tried his best to advocate for his own case, but his own sovereign declined to respond.

I call that a win for the present monarch of Australia.

A rare positive mention.

The reigning monarch of Australia supposedly likes dogs, though, or whatever, and fancy attire, and outright lunacy, and support of outlandish causes.  So, I suppose that will do.

[perfect_pitch]

Paul Hogan tried his best to advocate for his own case, but his own sovereign declined to respond.

Maybe it's because he decided to diddle the tax office for many years... dodgy bastard.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Yeah... let's see if this can be cobbled into a piece of music.     

Aboriginal

(Anything and everything is technically music, especially snow. I hope we can agree that silence is the best music of all, so why not create it?  )

[perfect_pitch]

(Anything and everything is technically music, especially snow. I hope we can agree that silence is the best music of all, so why not create it?  )

No... John Cage is a fraud, and a charlatan, and 4'33" is an absolute piece of sh*t, and a lazy excuse for 'music'.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

No... John Cage is a fraud, and a charlatan, and 4'33" is an absolute piece of stupidity, and a lazy excuse for 'music'.

Abortion

(no one said anything about the idiot that is John Cage. Shut your mouth and stop posting strawman arguments. )

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Shut up about your fake Scotish dealings, J_tour. I live there too, you know!

I'm not seeing what PP is saying

[liszt-and-the-galops]

(also...)

you'd be write

you'd be write

you'd be write

you'd be write

you'd be write

[lostinidlewonder]

Oh dear someone who cares so much about contractions uses write instead of right, where rightly so as you seem to point out in your right writing he should write right instead of write so he makes the meaning right rightly understood rather than write write which does no right for someone to rightly understanding the right meaning, that is right on a write off which you have all the right to write about.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

write right

(write )

[perfect_pitch]

Liszt... how about you stick to that '2nd to last post wins', as you've got a better chance of winning that, than you do winning this thread... or getting a handjob from Jennifer Lawrence.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

How about you stick to that '2nd to last post wins', as you've got a better chance of winning this thread

Lol you just answered your own question. Thanks for the compliment!

getting a handjob from Jennifer Lawrence.

1. Who?
2. Why?
3. No.

[j_tour]

1. Who?
2. Why?

Why not? 

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Why not? 

You got one out of 3 right.
In other words, congrats! You failed  .

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Thank you, thank you. You're all so generous for finally surrendering to me. It took a while (seeing as the universe has finally been destroyed only a few hundred billion years after PP died, but it was worth it! Hate how the dates on the quotes no longer function properly...

I win 

[perfect_pitch]

I win 

And this is you failing again... remember - J_Tour and I have been at this for over 10 years. You really don't stand a chance against us.

Give up now, while you still can.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

lol, check the date on the quote. Are you blind, or just stupid?

[j_tour]

Are you blind, or just stupid?

Is Mark Knopfler Scottish?

lol, check the date on the quote.

That's not a year.  That's a stardate or some kind of nerdery.

[perfect_pitch]

lol, check the date on the quote. Are you blind, or just stupid?

Ahhh... I love your naivety, I find it kind of droll. At the same time however, if you thought you were smart in changing the timestamps - then I can safely say that I already did that over 9 *** years ago.

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg593529#msg593529

Not only that, but I beat your timestamp by about 1.7 billion years. I'm not blind or stupid... I just dismissed your paltry attempt to win and you being completely unaware of everything that's happened before you came.

All the clever tactics you thought you might be able to pull off in order to win have been done before.

I'm not blind or stupid... I'm better at this than you are in every single way.

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You know, i sense a 2 v 2 brewing here...

perfect pitch v j tour

v

lostinidlewonder v liszt and galops

if you get what i'm saying.

And I'll just be relaxing on the sidelines, watching, for, perhaps, another 10 years. That is, if all these people stick around for 10 years.

[perfect_pitch]

Well... it's good to know I'm on the winning team then.

And, yes - we've both been on this thread for over 10 years. I don't see why we wouldn't be here in another 10.

[j_tour]

And I'll just be relaxing on the sidelines, watching, for, perhaps, another 10 years.

Sure.

I'll wait.

Because you're a winner.

You know, i sense a 2 v 2 brewing here...

Hey, this is a family forum, bud!  And I don't cotton to none too much of them key parties and swinger things. 

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Ahhh... I love your naivety, I find it kind of droll. At the same time however, if you thought you were smart in changing the timestamps - then I can safely say that I already did that over 9 *** years ago.

That's where I got the idea lol.

Not only that, but I beat your timestamp by about 1.7 billion years.

Actually, I beat yours by 1.2 trillion years lmao.

You know, i sense a 2 v 2 brewing here...
perfect pitch v j tour
vs
lostinidlewonder v liszt and galops
And I'll just be relaxing on the sidelines, watching, for, perhaps, another 10 years. That is, if all these people stick around for 10 years.

I'll happily invite you to the winning team...

[perfect_pitch]

That's where I got the idea lol.Actually, I beat yours by 1.2 trillion years lmao.I'll happily invite you to the winning team...

You're not very good at maths, are you???

I had a quote from the year 2,147,483,647. You had a quote from the year 316,889,130.

My timestamp beats yours by...

[checks calculator]

...a little over 1.7 billion years.

I beat yours by 1.2 trillion years

No you didn't... you can't get a timestamp in the trillions mate. Someone needs to repeat Year 3 mathematics... or are you stoned right now, or on something???

[liszt-and-the-galops]

About,

(Check the message again, PP. You missed a majority of it. Also, you made up a random number for the date stamp on the quote lol.

You're not very good at maths, are you???

Having seen your other posts, I think you're the one who's bad at math.)

[perfect_pitch]

(Check the message again, PP. You missed a majority of it. Also, you made up a random number for the date stamp on the quote lol.Having seen your other posts, I think you're the one who's bad at math.)

Now you've completely fucked it up and there IS no date or timestamp for your quote.

I didn't make up a random number. You're just ashamed that I caught you out, and you failed to beat me in an attempt to do what I did years prior... and like a pussy, you're now trying to hide the facts.

Hate how the dates on the quotes no longer function though...

Nope - they still work, you just suck at them.

 

[j_tour]

No you didn't... you can't get a timestamp in the trillions mate.

Floating point IEEE 754 format.

But you probably can't put that in a convenient little calculator to output a date accepted by various forum platforms.

NaN.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, I still don't get what the *** Floating point IEEE 754 format is, and I still don't care.

All I know is I have a quote from 2 billion years in the future, and liszt-and-the-galops can't use them properly.

[j_tour]

Yeah, I still don't get what the *** Floating point IEEE 754 format is, and I still don't care.

[perfect_pitch]

From wikipedia:

The serials The Deadly Assassin (1976) and Mawdryn Undead (1983) established that a Time Lord can only regenerate 12 times, for a total of 13 incarnations. This line became stuck in the public consciousness despite not often being repeated and was recognised by producers of the show as a plot obstacle for when the show finally had to regenerate the Doctor a thirteenth time. The episode "The Time of the Doctor" (2013) depicted the Doctor acquiring a new cycle of regenerations, starting from the Twelfth Doctor, due to the Eleventh Doctor being the product of the Doctor's twelfth regeneration from his original set.

I don't know if stooping to playing the Doctor for a 2nd time is necessarily a step up in his career. He did the Doctor years ago and has since done bigger, and better things.

Why he would return to this, is baffling.

[j_tour]

I don't know if stooping to playing the Doctor for a 2nd time is necessarily a step up in his career. He did the Doctor years ago and has since done bigger, and better things.

Good question.

An even better question is how many parsecs separate Tatooine from Endor?  And is there such a thing as too much sand?

Seems like you would know that kind of thing.

[perfect_pitch]

An even better question is how many parsecs separate Tatooine from Endor?

And is there such a thing as too much sand?

Hell no... the only thing Australia has going for it is our wonderful beaches, so bring on the sand.

[j_tour]

Hell no... the only thing Australia has going for it is our wonderful beaches, so bring on the sand.

It has the legacy of cultural founding father Paul Hogan, and both Malcolm and Angus Young, as well as Bon Scott.  And loads of snakes.  And that big rock.  Also, crocodiles.

Also close to New Zealand.

And King Charles as head of state, dropbears, and wild hordes of marauding kanagaroos.

And lots of options to go bush.

Don't sell your country short!  It's more than sand!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Enough about Australia! Let's talk about a nicer, SUPERIOR nation.

New Zealand.

No.

[j_tour]

No.

You have a problem with sheep.  Admit it.

[perfect_pitch]

You have a problem with sheep.  Admit it.

I thought New Zealand people liked sheep...

... I mean REALLY liked sheep...

You know...   as in 'like like'.   

And that big rock.

Also... no one cares about that big rock to be honest.

[j_tour]

Also... no one cares about that big rock to be honest.

My future bride requires a big rock. 

[perfect_pitch]

Your future bride also needs to materialise into physical reality first... before you have to worry about that rock.

 

[j_tour]

Your future bride also needs to materialise into physical reality first... before you have to worry about that rock.

My fingers and hands are extremely strong.  I can produce a rock, no problem.  And I already have a bride.  She just happens to be someone else's as well. 

She's a Peruvian immigrant, very traditional, so it will take some time and a little bit of a "disappearing" act for me to perform.

Fortunately, I use a Dremel tool for fine bone work, and save time and bother by using a proper heat gun at about 600°C.

True attachment takes commitment.