Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Mmmm.... let me think.

You better think about the consequences of your actions, son!

[perfect_pitch]

Nah... I like to go D&D style and just roll a dodecahedron in the hopes that chance will help me get through life without me ever having to fret about my decisions.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I am now winning, this will not last. But while I'm in first, here's something I like:
LISZT GALOP IN A MINOR (Google it and tell me how to add videos to this thing PLEASE!)

[perfect_pitch]

I am now winning, this will not last. But while I'm in first, here's something I like

I'm not going to finish your post for you, only because this gives me a chance to cut your win short.

Welcome to the thread... and good luck for playing the Mazeppa. Also, it isn't the hardest piece for piano - not even close.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I'm not going to finish your post for you, only because this gives me a chance to cut your win short.

Welcome to the thread... and good luck for playing the Mazeppa. Also, it isn't the hardest piece for piano - not even close.

Never said it was THE hardest (that's probably some obscure piano sonata), I said it's ONE OF the hardest.
GET IT RIGHT.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

also, it's winning time.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I will rickroll you all for eternity until I win.

[transitional]

[j_tour]

Nah... I like to go D&D style and just roll a dodecahedron

Just like a nerd would do!

But remember:  "Un coup de dés jamais n'abolira le hasard."

[transitional]

I am now winning, this will not last. But while I'm in first, here's something I like:
LISZT GALOP IN A MINOR (Google it and tell me how to add videos to this thing PLEASE!)

this is in a board called "anything but piano"... that may extend to these kinds of posts. 

[perfect_pitch]

also, it's winning time.

Mate - J_Tour and I have been at this thread for OVER 10 years, so if you think you're going to just waltz in and stand a chance against us both?

You are playing with forces, FAR beyond your ken.

[lostinidlewonder]

Hadouken you until losing

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Who said I thought I'd win? I literally said that wouldn't be winning for long! I'm just having fun at this thread before mods take it down, seeing how out-of-hand it's gotten.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Mate - J_Tour and I have been at this thread for OVER 10 years, so if you think you're going to just waltz in and stand a chance against us both?

You are playing with forces, FAR beyond your ken.

Isn't that the story of literally EVERY UNDERDOG STORY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

WAIT. I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA.

We all had the last post at some point, so we all win BY DEFAULT!
Anyone else in? I'll only make this the reality if 5+ people agree with me.*


*if there are more than 10 who respond, it's majority.

[transitional]

Who said I thought I'd win? I literally said that wouldn't be winning for long! I'm just having fun at this thread before mods take it down, seeing how out-of-hand it's gotten.

This thread has literally existed for around 10 years...do you think it would randomly be taken down now?

Isn't that the story of literally EVERY UNDERDOG STORY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER?

If you can do it, do it. perfect pitch is just too confident about that nowadays 

WAIT. I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA.

We all had the last post at some point, so we all win BY DEFAULT!
Anyone else in? I'll only make this the reality if 5+ people agree with me.*


*if there are more than 10 who respond, it's majority.

No, that practically opposes the point of the thread.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

"Facts are stubborn things"
-John Adams
Do y'all get my point?

[j_tour]

Nope.  Nope to everything said thus far!

You all don't know that much about winning, seems like.

Don't make me bring out Wesley Willis!

[lostinidlewonder]

This thread has literally existed for around 10 years...do you think it would randomly be taken down now?

It's likely this new account is a user who cried about this thread in the past lol.

WAIT. I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA.

We all had the last post at some point, so we all win BY DEFAULT!
Anyone else in? I'll only make this the reality if 5+ people agree with me.*


*if there are more than 10 who respond, it's majority.

Except the rules have already been instigated by me and your attempt to win has utterly failed, welcome to the losers club. All bow down to my winning and while you're down there... can you pick up that coin I dropped.

[perfect_pitch]

welcome to the losers club. All bow down to my winning and while you're down there... can you pick up that coin I dropped.

No one is bowing or kneeling in front of you. The only people I have kneel in front of me are the woman who find themselves looking for company at 2am in the middle of Northbridge.   😁

[lostinidlewonder]

I thought you were an atheist, since when did you become a minister?

[perfect_pitch]

I thought you were an atheist, since when did you become a minister?

I'm going to let you think about that initial statement a little longer...

[lostinidlewonder]

I spent all day thinking about it and writing a thesis about you, then burned it because it was too insightful... lol

[j_tour]

Simmer down, children!

Daddy's here.

[perfect_pitch]

I spent all day thinking about it and writing a thesis about you, then burned it because it was too insightful... lol

Clearly I've burrowed into your subconscious and had set up rooms there. You however hadn't even left a scrape in my brain.

[lostinidlewonder]

Clearly I've burrowed into your subconscious and had set up rooms there. You however hadn't even left a scrape in my brain.

Good cos I've entrapped you to continue in this thread lol

[liszt-and-the-galops]

*silently wins while other people are arguing*

[lostinidlewonder]

Silently wins but types words to win?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Who said I was using a keyboard and not a phone where I can type without a sound?

[transitional]

what do you thinkj i ma typing like this that is what loud typoing is to me

and i cant express it in words Because it is too looud so you just get theno backspace effects

[perfect_pitch]

Good cos I've entrapped you to continue in this thread lol

You've also fallen into your own trap. You can't just walk away - can you...

CAN YOU???

I DARE YOU... WALK AWAY. DO IT!!!







Also:

Next time on PianoNews: An interview with user Perfect_Pitch on his recent chaos.

(Perfect_Pitch, this is a joke, if you didn't guess.)

Meh - couldn't care. You can all have an interview with me after I win this thread.

[j_tour]

Wow.  You people are really winning.

You're actually doing it!
 
Good job.  I respect all of you, and you all have equal chances of eating me.

It's a delicacy from the old country.

[perfect_pitch]

Good job.  I respect all of you, and you all have equal chances of eating me.

Eating you??? No thanks - strictly heterosexual.

Unless you meant to actually write 'beating me'... but then even that's sexually suggestive.

And seriously - you think transitional has the stamina and patience to beat me??? You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

I've trapped you in a trap, to shut your trap while you're shut in the trap may not be the trap but certainly to trap your trap to trap on in my trap is the trap.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Hey guys! Guess what?

[perfect_pitch]

I've trapped you in a trap, to shut your trap while you're shut in the trap may not be the trap but certainly to trap your trap to trap on in my trap is the trap.

How much have you had to drink??? Put the absinthe away and seek the nearest bucket.

Maybe you need to shut your trap. It's the only way to prevent projectile vomiting.

Hey guys! Guess what?

Let me guess - you're 2nd to last thread is only garnishing replies because most of the time you're the one to post in it?

[j_tour]

Not only is daddy here, but he's taking his belt off and he's been drinking all day.

Enough of this shenanigans.

Here, children.  Go play with this for a while.

[lostinidlewonder]

Let me guess - you're 2nd to last thread....

Tut. I'll just leave that there for you to correct

[perfect_pitch]

Not only is daddy here, but he's taking his belt off and he's been drinking all day.

Meh - he usually just falls asleep on the couch before anything can happen anyway, so I don't care.

[j_tour]

Meh - he usually just falls asleep on the couch before anything can happen anyway, so I don't care.

[perfect_pitch]

They same thing about Donald Trump, and yet that man wants to be leader of America again.

Also, I refuse to say 'leader of the free world' because America is NOT the leader of the world. They just think they are.

[transitional]

Perfect pitch, sorry if someone's already asked, but what's it like in australia?

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Perfect pitch, sorry if someone's already asked, but what's it like in australia?

It's hot and muggy, and everything from the spiders to the sharks are all desperate to kill us. Our museums or art galleries are pitiful, yet the government is willing to spend millions on bloody sports centres to watch a bunch of people race up and down the field like they have ADHD.

But god damn, we have some pretty decent coffee and in Perth we lived almost entirely COVID free for 2 years. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

[j_tour]

Why I believe p_p neglected to mention a local treasure and landmark!

Never been to Australia myself:  all I know is some of them can probably win at a few things.

[perfect_pitch]

Why I believe p_p neglected to mention a local treasure and landmark!

No idea what you're talking about...

...but don't care.

[j_tour]

No idea what you're talking about...

...but don't care.

You care about Bon Scott.  Deeply.  And forever.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Before I unveil the master plan I have crafted, how are you all doing?

PS: If you're wondering what my plan is, I'll give you a hint. It's a garuenteed winning strategy.

[perfect_pitch]

PS: If you're wondering what my plan is, I'll give you a hint. It's a garuenteed winning strategy.

I would have taken that seriously, had it not been for that VERY erroneous spelling error in your post.

Can you garuentee that???    🤣