Alright, I give up. Screw this thread, I'm out. Good luck to all of you (especially Liszt-and-the-Galops and Transitional; you two deserve to win this thread the most by far), and see you in the other threads.
If I really thought you were superior to me, then why would I have given up knowing your surrender is just around the corner?
Essentially, this thread is WW1, p_p is Germany, Transitional is the UK, j_tour is the rest of the central powers, LIIW is the rest of the allies, and I'm the US. My entry has marked a turning point in this
war thread, and we will soon win.