Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Ha!  The boy is weak, and admits it! 

This is like harpooning a few dozen sea lions and collecting the fruits of the sea!

[perfect_pitch]

Well, I've joined that rivalry. Unlike your (I agree with you on this) lesser peers, I am more than capable of a victory through mind, despite lacking the stamina to outlast an Aussie physically. Don't worry; this won't be long.

Yes, but if you claim a victory only in mind - but not in real life, doesn't that mean you are in denial about losing???

I'd rather have an actual victory... the one where my post is forever displayed at the end of this thread, having been locked.

[j_tour]

I'd rather have an actual victory... the one where my post is forever displayed at the end of this thread, having been locked.

That's adorable.  It thinks it will win the prize, like a damned Highlander.

[perfect_pitch]

That's adorable.  It thinks it will win the prize, like a damned Highlander.

I will win this thread... mark my words. I want this post to be notarised for all future posts so that my inevitable triumph was predicted years in advance.

[j_tour]

Mmm-hmm.  I see you're not using your timestamp trick any more. 

Perhaps because I've mastered your domain in that regard and will continue to do so.  Of course, you are much, much older and "wiser" since your salad days, I trust.

NaN.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Who said I was forfeiting irl? I said I could easily win in mind, which would allow me to win in body before said body loses. Anyways:

The

[perfect_pitch]

Mmm-hmm.  I see you're not using your timestamp trick any more.

I only use it when I have to... or when some punk aggravates me.   

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE...

Also, Perfect Pitch is the greatest person in the world and deserves to win this thread. Just saying.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

next

[perfect_pitch]

Oh come on - you could at least TRY and put some effort into it. I travelled back in time, hacked J_Tours computer and put a lovely message celebrating the turn of the millennium.

You spend 4 seconds writing:

next

If you're going to compete in this forum, you HAVE to do better than that.

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you could at least TRY and put some effort into it

some effort

[perfect_pitch]

some effort

[j_tour]

Oh come on - you could at least TRY and put some effort into it. I travelled back in time, hacked J_Tours computer and put a lovely message celebrating the turn of the millennium.

You, "hack" my computer?  I don't think so!  Cheap parlor trick at best.

And, p_p, the handle is j_tour.  Camel case combined with snake case is not approved.

Show some respect to your elders, you young stripling!

[lostinidlewonder]

Yeah a big D would scare a lot of people, especially one that leaves you with a burning sensation.

[perfect_pitch]

You, "hack" my computer?  I don't think so!  Cheap parlor trick at best.

And, p_p, the handle is j_tour.  Camel case combined with snake case is not approved.

1) If it's such a parlour trick - you do it.

2) It seems ungrammatically wrong to have lower-case in the case of peoples names, so it only seems proper to capitalise those letters.

3) What the hell is Camel case... I've heard of Camel toe...

[j_tour]

1) If it's such a parlour trick - you do it.

Done it.

2) It seems ungrammatically wrong to have lower-case in the case of peoples names, so it only seems proper to capitalise those letters.

It's not a name.

3) What the hell is Camel case... I've heard of Camel toe...

Well, you've got that going for you.  Which is nice.

[perfect_pitch]

Done it.

No you haven't.

[j_tour]

No you haven't.

Don't make me back-date your post.  Or forward-date my own.  It's a hassle, and I have to be at my day job in like ten hours, after a day/night of drinking Laphroaig.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

sentence

[j_tour]

sentence

Judgment.

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... Asbestos - toughens the immune system.

[j_tour]

Mmmm... Asbestos - toughens the immune system.

Damn right!  Kids these days, poncing around with their vegan, organic, fair-trade, gluten-free wallpaper paste and all that.

I wear asbestos underclothes.

Better safe than sorry.

[perfect_pitch]

Damn right!  Kids these days, poncing around with their vegan, organic, fair-trade, gluten-free wallpaper paste and all that.

I wear asbestos underclothes.

I wouldn't go that far... doesn't that make your... tenders... itchy???

[liszt-and-the-galops]

will

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The next sentence will

[perfect_pitch]

will

 

[liszt-and-the-galops]

never

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The next sentence will never

[j_tour]

The next sentence will never

Doesn't, has not, nor will ever, nor ever has,

[perfect_pitch]

never

Meh - I got plenty of those. You think you're the only one who owns land in another country???

[j_tour]

Meh - I got plenty of those. You think you're the only one who owns land in another country???

Just keep talking, wolf breath.

Makes my victory even more delightful.

[perfect_pitch]

Just keep talking, wolf breath.

Don't know why - but for some reason I looked up the term 'wolf breath' and thought I'd see if there were any cool pictures.

There were, enjoy.

[j_tour]

Don't know why - but for some reason I looked up the term 'wolf breath' and thought I'd see if there were any cool pictures.

There were, enjoy.

No thank you.  More of a cat person, really.

[perfect_pitch]

No thank you.  More of a cat person, really.

Well, I tried typing in 'cat breath' but there was nothing but pictures of cats yawning which was boring as ***. So instead, here's a picture of a Velociraptor... because there's nothing cooler and more awesome than a picture of a *** dinosaur.

[j_tour]

Well, I tried typing in 'cat breath' but there was nothing but pictures of cats yawning which was boring as ***. So instead, here's a picture of a Velociraptor... because there's nothing cooler and more awesome than a picture of a *** dinosaur.

Yeah, well, that's all fun and games until they smell prey and find you.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, well, that's all fun and games until they smell prey and find you.

Well, I'm sure I can run faster than you, so I ain't worried.

[j_tour]

Well, I'm sure I can run faster than you, so I ain't worried.

Definie "run," would you? 

Ain't scared.

Well, I'm sure I can run faster than you, so I ain't worried.

And, RU srs?  What makes you think you can outrun *me*, son?

Jazz musicians are well known for their ability to outrun bill collectors, ex-girlfriends, and angry wives.  I excel at all these tasks.

Yeah, you got dunked on, son!

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, you got dunked on, son!

Who in the *** says that??? Are you 13?

[j_tour]

Who in the *** says that??? Are you 13?

I'm packing thirteen.  It's an anaconda situation.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm packing thirteen.  It's an anaconda situation.

Well, I use the metric system so I'm just going to assume you mean millimetres.

[j_tour]

Well, I use the metric system so I'm just going to assume you mean millimetres.

Nice "joke"!  Is thirteen your age or your IQ?  Hurrdurr hehe!

[perfect_pitch]

Nice "joke"!  Is thirteen your age or your IQ?  Hurrdurr hehe!

It can be if we assume that we're not using a base-10 numbering system. If it were base-36, then you'd be write about my age. If we're using the Centesimal numbering system, then you're at least getting closer to what my IQ is, but you're still a way bit off.

[j_tour]

It can be if we assume that we're not using a base-10 numbering system. If it were base-36, then you'd be write about my age. If we're using the Centesimal numbering system, then you're at least getting closer to what my IQ is, but you're still a way bit off.

I only use the French Revolutionary era decimal clock.

Good day, sir! 

[lostinidlewonder]

[liszt-and-the-galops]

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end!

The next sentence will never end!

[perfect_pitch]

I only use the French Revolutionary era decimal clock.

And no wonder you're always *** late to your appointments.   

[liszt-and-the-galops]

What follows is every word in the English language, one at a time:

a,

[j_tour]

What follows is every word in the English language, one at a time:

a,

[liszt-and-the-galops]

aa,

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What follows is every word in the English language, one at a time:

a,

perfect pitch would call it a lazy excuse to add extra posts. Now I'm doing that for perfect pitch

It's honestly decent for this thread that you would expect to be quite spammy hence the name.